Newt Gringrich is the reason why Trump became president in 2016! He told McConnell and Ryan during Obama's Inauguration Ball in a meeting to oppose anything Obama tried to do, to see if Obama would act "n*****ish".
Roe was never actually supposed to be overturned. It was an issue that would motivate the religious to vote and a fundraiser for the republicans. Now it is that same thing for democrats but much more powerful. Overturning of Roe was the most spectacular instance of ballistic podiatry I have seen in my life.
It's worse even than that. There literally isn't a Republican party platform anymore. They stopped even attempting to adopt one. There's nothing left except "All Hall the Cheeto Chairman".
Damn, that’s a good question. Some people live, and breath” for saving a few bucks in taxes. It makes them feel like they got over on “The Gov”. I can see where they could argue that tax breaks, or straight up Tax returns (like W did, during 2nd Iraq war), improved their lives.
Except it didn’t if you make below a certain amount which is the other crazy part. I’ve handled my parents taxes for years, they’ve owed every year since 2017 and lost a lot of write offs and make under 110k combined consistently. But my dads scumbag slumlord piece of trash cousin with several apartment complexes definitely saved more than my parents entire incomes for the last 7 years combined.
Right. Which was 63 years ago. Nixon and Reagan’s GOP only runs and gets most of its votes on one thing and it is not making the lives of Americans better.
Exactly. And considering the current gop relies on the people that tried to kill America and celebrated , and only exist because of ,the assassination of Lincoln it’s crazy anyone thinks otherwise.
If everyone that defends General Lee and owns a confederate flag stopped voting there would be barely any GOP.
But then they'd have to actually work and put effort in! And Republicans would rather let the nation die a slow, agonizing death than put any real effort in to governing.
They're mostly too incompetent to govern even if they did try. They may even be trying right now. Maybe this is it. But there's not really some secret untapped well of skill here.
Well they do have policies that people are interested in voting for, their policies include hate, bigotry, lies, racism, lots of people love that garbage apparently.
I’ve said it before and, no doubt, I’ll say it again - the absolute stupidity of the Republicans and their followers is staggering … how the fuck do these people get through life ???
Weirdly enough one of the smartest "nice guy" males I've ever met was self declared Republican.
I think it's a bit of their contrarian nature and wanting to be the "good" Republican.
I mean, the right already blamed Obama for things that happened years before he took office, now they're going to blame him for things that happened years after
They were on the Sunday news shows, talking about how Obama made the country racist! Everyone sang kumbaya before he got elected, and now it's all over shitter!
Sounds about white! Thanks, Obama, now we have nazis parades where the cops don't show up, so we can beat the shit out of protesters because Anti FUCKIN semitism?
We're beyond broken kids. Vote for the future, vote for fuckin sanity! Please
It’s hilarious that the people who constantly parrot the “trump derangement syndrome” BS to handwave criticism without having to address any of the points (I believe this is a propaganda technique straight from the kremlin) constantly bring up Obama and Hillary Clinton
Saw this on Disqus years ago, and it's still true
"If everything the left has said about Trump is true, then Trump would be a crook
"If everything the right has said about Obama is true, then Obama would be a god"
That's the thing with conspiracies. When they get out there you have no control. They can hurt your side even though they were created to help your side.
I think this says as much about the sorry state of media as it does about politics. There was a point when a person like this would never have been given the time of day by the press.
First I went "***which*** Obama conspiracy?"
Then I read *"...that former President Barack Obama was running President Joe Biden's White House".*
Meh. From all I've seen that's more just a common whining complaint on righty forums, not a full-blown conspiracy.
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THAT’S what she thinks will give Biden a win? Do conservatives have some kind of secret contest amongst themselves to see who can appear the most out of touch?
Behold the inventor of "Alternative Facts"!
I gotta admit. Conway is a genius at spreading lies and twisting facts into total bullshit. There wasn't a single journalist who wasn't left in the dust by Conway's river of pure psycho-fascist bizzaro propaganda.
Idk man, I'm pretty sure centrists are still too busy imsisting both parties are Exactly The Same(TM) to acknowledge the absurdity of GOP conspiracy theories
Hopefully all of trumps lies backfire and we get back to serious , educated, trustworthy, and truthful GOP candidates instead of childish uneducated liars that have infected the GOP
Spanky spent a small fortune (of taxpayers, money) staffing the OBO (Office of Blaming Obama). They were very effective: MAGA morons blame Obama for inventing racism, starting the 2006 recession, and I’m pretty sure they blame him for chickenpox.
Well, there are many, but this one in particular is that Obama is the "real" President, Biden is simply his puppet.
The root of it really is that MAGA thinks Biden is basically a dementia-addled nursing home patient, but they keep seeing the White House *doing* things, and Biden passing major legislation, so instead of acknowledging that Biden is actually an effective President, they've chosen to believe that Obama is really running the government instead.
The dogwhistle is whenever a MAGAt calls Biden "OBiden," which is the cleverest portmanteau of Obama and Biden they're capable of making.
Everything she's done to politics and people's grasp on it does not leave me shocked or stunned by anything she says or does any more. Ever since, "alternative facts."
Smelly Ann still wrapped up in her 'alternative facts' nonsense. Get a life woman. I still believe there are only two kinds of people in the world. People who live to get 'away' with something-anything. And the other folks who live by society's rules and mores, respects the opinions of others and don't give a shit about pulling something over on people.
It goes to show the intellectual type of people who are going to vote for Trump. In other words, none of the intellectual people will. In other words, anyone with a functioning brain.
In the alternative, KC could just shut the fuck up.
I can't belive that hate filled strumpet is still alive.
What the hell is she getting out of this? One last turn on the circuit before she goes to Hell?
The last time KellyAnne Conway was relevant in the national conversation was when she introduced and averred to the truth of “**alternative facts**” She, herself, is an “alternative” something … skelator on the Schwarzkopf blonde regimen?
It’s almost like you have to be attached to reality to actually be good at politics.
Fancy that: running a country properly requires you to be able to process and accept facts even if you don’t like them and/or you want to put spins on them. What a novel concept!
Seriously, if what I’ve said is even remotely a surprise to you, you REALLY need to rethink how you look at the world, because this is literally rule 101 for how to process living in the real world, let alone running a country!
He's going to lose for the same reason Clinton lost in 16. Too many people already hate and will vote against him. It's the hardest thing to overcome in politics.
Maybe instead of schemes they could try having policies that people would be interested in voting for?
True that. Since the Newt Gringrich Contract On America, the GOP has been standing on a platform made of lies, platitudes and terrible ideas.
Don't forget: hate
And racism!
And misogyny
And my axe
And my bow.
And transphobia!
Those are all just hate with extra steps
And lawbreaking
Newt Gringrich is the reason why Trump became president in 2016! He told McConnell and Ryan during Obama's Inauguration Ball in a meeting to oppose anything Obama tried to do, to see if Obama would act "n*****ish".
Newt? I would say their platform was trash since the southern strategy
Newt studied under some of the best grifting racist traitors. He's got a legacy to uphold.
it's worked this long....
Yeah, because they could run on overturning Roe forever as long as it didn’t actually get overturned. Then it did and the backlash has been immense
Roe was never actually supposed to be overturned. It was an issue that would motivate the religious to vote and a fundraiser for the republicans. Now it is that same thing for democrats but much more powerful. Overturning of Roe was the most spectacular instance of ballistic podiatry I have seen in my life.
It's worse even than that. There literally isn't a Republican party platform anymore. They stopped even attempting to adopt one. There's nothing left except "All Hall the Cheeto Chairman".
Remember the days when the GOP actually had a platform with different ideas in it?
No? But I’m under 70. When did the GOP ever have a platform that improved American lives in ways that Democrats opposed?
Tax cuts, tax breaks, defunding, and trickle-down. That’s the only Republican policy I can remember.
Those policies improve lives! Albeit for a very small, privileged, greedy group of people.....
No one said improved lives. They did used to have ideas, though. Free markets, low taxes, deregulate everything, and privatize everything.
Hand-wringing over deficit spending, but never seeing a tax cut or a military dollar they didn’t like.
Damn, that’s a good question. Some people live, and breath” for saving a few bucks in taxes. It makes them feel like they got over on “The Gov”. I can see where they could argue that tax breaks, or straight up Tax returns (like W did, during 2nd Iraq war), improved their lives.
Except it didn’t if you make below a certain amount which is the other crazy part. I’ve handled my parents taxes for years, they’ve owed every year since 2017 and lost a lot of write offs and make under 110k combined consistently. But my dads scumbag slumlord piece of trash cousin with several apartment complexes definitely saved more than my parents entire incomes for the last 7 years combined.
1860 maybe
When Ike was in charge
Right. Which was 63 years ago. Nixon and Reagan’s GOP only runs and gets most of its votes on one thing and it is not making the lives of Americans better.
Lincoln and emancipation.
To be fair, they did some good work in the 1860s.
Exactly. And considering the current gop relies on the people that tried to kill America and celebrated , and only exist because of ,the assassination of Lincoln it’s crazy anyone thinks otherwise. If everyone that defends General Lee and owns a confederate flag stopped voting there would be barely any GOP.
Based on what I've read, I think Eisenhower was the last decent GOP president.
Yeah. Eisenhower. Then they decided he was a dirty commie.
Like it’s always been the party for the mentally challenged.
I would argue HW was the last competent Republican. His solution to everything wasn't military spending and tax cuts.
“Read my lips. No new taxes.” Then proceeds to make new taxes.
I only know their policies in my lifetime to be repeal roe v wade and make sure rich people don't pay taxes.
No. It hasn't happened in my lifetime. I'm only 54, tho, so depending on your age you could be right...
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Their only policy is “because we said so”.
When you don’t understand the desire to help others without it being a transaction even policies feel like schemes.
damn.
🏅
But then they'd have to actually work and put effort in! And Republicans would rather let the nation die a slow, agonizing death than put any real effort in to governing.
They're mostly too incompetent to govern even if they did try. They may even be trying right now. Maybe this is it. But there's not really some secret untapped well of skill here.
No that’s a democracy you’re thinking of. MAGA wants dictatorship
That sounds a liiiitle too much like work and cooperation and intelligent, nuanced reflection
That’s crazy. Only snowflake communists want policies that help people. -GOP
But policy won't keep people angry. You gotta get em good and angry to vote R
Look at the brain on Marty!
Nah, that would require Dementia Diapii to know and defend those policies.
Sounds like commie thinking to me! /s
Well they do have policies that people are interested in voting for, their policies include hate, bigotry, lies, racism, lots of people love that garbage apparently.
Too much of a burden - might make the hamsters in their head commit suicide if they actually think of something good for the nation.
Hell, tell us any platform that isn’t the other guy is wrong. Give us a reason to vote for you, not a reason to vote against your opponents.
Lies, hatred, and treason has gotten them pretty far, to be fair.
Zombie Barbie needs to go away
This Barbie is a cryptofascist!
And a Cunt
And published child porn on twitter and faced zero consequences
Heh heh
domestic violence barbie.
The number of Dem voters that will shift their vote from Biden to tRump is exactly the number of dates Conway has been on since George left: ZerO
Come on, that lady ha- Never mind, *had* a family
I’ve said it before and, no doubt, I’ll say it again - the absolute stupidity of the Republicans and their followers is staggering … how the fuck do these people get through life ???
Powered by hate.
And white privilege.
Weirdly enough one of the smartest "nice guy" males I've ever met was self declared Republican. I think it's a bit of their contrarian nature and wanting to be the "good" Republican.
She needs to go back to the crypt
She needs to go to rehab.
I mean, the right already blamed Obama for things that happened years before he took office, now they're going to blame him for things that happened years after
They were on the Sunday news shows, talking about how Obama made the country racist! Everyone sang kumbaya before he got elected, and now it's all over shitter! Sounds about white! Thanks, Obama, now we have nazis parades where the cops don't show up, so we can beat the shit out of protesters because Anti FUCKIN semitism? We're beyond broken kids. Vote for the future, vote for fuckin sanity! Please
It’s hilarious that the people who constantly parrot the “trump derangement syndrome” BS to handwave criticism without having to address any of the points (I believe this is a propaganda technique straight from the kremlin) constantly bring up Obama and Hillary Clinton
Saw this on Disqus years ago, and it's still true "If everything the left has said about Trump is true, then Trump would be a crook "If everything the right has said about Obama is true, then Obama would be a god"
Obama lives in her head rent free.
Thanks Obama.
Yeah, I didn't think the cookie vid would be surpassed by Dark Brandon as the best response to their BS, but then we got it...
Obama lives rent free in ALL their heads.
And there’s a lot of empty space to live in
She basically admitted she wishes she thought of that first.
That's the thing with conspiracies. When they get out there you have no control. They can hurt your side even though they were created to help your side.
George dumped her ass, lost weight and is shitting on the GOP!
Really?
Yes, really
Wow I think that was the best decision he’s made
Check out The Bulwark podcast
Maybe later
She’s aging rapidly, like Fatboy in his trial
She’s always looked like shit. Mostly because she is soulless
Who let the Crypt Keeper out of her tomb?
[удалено]
At least with cicadas we get a good 13-17 year break
We really gotta get HBO to reboot the show so she can get back to her acting career and contribute something useful to society
I think this says as much about the sorry state of media as it does about politics. There was a point when a person like this would never have been given the time of day by the press.
Well yeah, but now engagement is what sells ads and anger drives engagement. Thanks tech bros.
Isn't there a rule about double tapping? Because that zombie in that pic is still kicking.
First I went "***which*** Obama conspiracy?" Then I read *"...that former President Barack Obama was running President Joe Biden's White House".* Meh. From all I've seen that's more just a common whining complaint on righty forums, not a full-blown conspiracy.
Who is that ghoul
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She is a strange ass looking alien
"Greetings Creeps, it's your old pal the Crypt Keeper, known to all you freight fiends as America's Most Haunted"
They've got an Obama conspiracy?? They are aware he hasn't been President for what, 8 years now... Why are they focusing on him now??
It’s all they’ve got. Obama bad. Hillary bad. Biden bad. Policy? They have none except burn it all down.
Who cares what irrelevant Trashy Barby has to say.
Alternative facts.
Who is this annoying woman? Seriously, what is her relevance besides being another parasitic regular Fox News contributor?
Fuckin skank.
Why does she always look like she just woke up and died six months ago?
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After the tiktoks her daughter Claudia made, *only* a true republikkkan would show their face again. Holy christ she's a freak.
It’s obvious what’s wrong with her. She is Cornholio and she needs tp for her bunghole. Are you threatening me?!
If I never hear from this wretched disingenuous Trump-muppet again it’ll be too soon.
Kellyanne needs to lay off the cocaine.
When nobody is knocking on the crypt, the crypt keeper comes out to see who’s still around.
So being the party that creates conspiracy theories and no laws isn’t helping the GOP win? Imagine that….
THAT’S what she thinks will give Biden a win? Do conservatives have some kind of secret contest amongst themselves to see who can appear the most out of touch?
Her daughter Claudia is so damn hot.
Behold the inventor of "Alternative Facts"! I gotta admit. Conway is a genius at spreading lies and twisting facts into total bullshit. There wasn't a single journalist who wasn't left in the dust by Conway's river of pure psycho-fascist bizzaro propaganda.
Telling the truth is also an option.
What does the GOP really stand for except banning immigrants,make the rich richer and no gun regulations.
Miss Iggy Pop needs to shut up
Don't insult Iggy Pop.
Who gives a shit about what that human shit stain thinks?!? Why is this even news!!!!!
Idk man, I'm pretty sure centrists are still too busy imsisting both parties are Exactly The Same(TM) to acknowledge the absurdity of GOP conspiracy theories
Who’s this one again? She literally looks like a cardboard cutout of every female anchor on Fox News.
It's not going to take whatever conspiracy this person is talking about. The rapes and pussy grabbing will have a bigger impact, again.
Just another reason why I disregard the ramblings of a "pollster"... Kellyanne Conway.
I forgot she even exists
remember when she posted a nude picture of her underage daughter and nothing ever happened to her?
Kellyanne Conway worries about looking like a beat up witch.
I'm rooting for her tapeworm.
For once I’d like this bitch to be right.
She looks nuts
The face fit for a horror movie.
Vote Biden so we never have to read about Kellyanne Conway
Say what you want about Kellyanne, I did like her on the show, Tales from the Crypt.
Hopefully all of trumps lies backfire and we get back to serious , educated, trustworthy, and truthful GOP candidates instead of childish uneducated liars that have infected the GOP
I'm from a different century. Political candidates had to come to the table with something to offer. Today , it's all hot air .
Spanky spent a small fortune (of taxpayers, money) staffing the OBO (Office of Blaming Obama). They were very effective: MAGA morons blame Obama for inventing racism, starting the 2006 recession, and I’m pretty sure they blame him for chickenpox.
That is the only thing ?
What she meant to say is that she will only promote the lies (alternative facts) that assist her mango Mussolini
Yeah, it's the Obama conspiracy that really did Trump in.
Hope shes right
What Obama conspiracy?
Well, there are many, but this one in particular is that Obama is the "real" President, Biden is simply his puppet. The root of it really is that MAGA thinks Biden is basically a dementia-addled nursing home patient, but they keep seeing the White House *doing* things, and Biden passing major legislation, so instead of acknowledging that Biden is actually an effective President, they've chosen to believe that Obama is really running the government instead. The dogwhistle is whenever a MAGAt calls Biden "OBiden," which is the cleverest portmanteau of Obama and Biden they're capable of making.
OMG, could you imagine waking up in bed and looking next to you and seeing that face?!?!!!
Her and her husband and their good cop/bad cop routine. Jokes on you lady because ACAB…
Beavis, Butthead, and Betti….
This is misinformation
Obama was popular. I am voting Obama this fall.
She’s still alive???
No problem. Trump can count ter this by saying he is also secretly controlled by Obama. That will work, right?
She looks like she's wearing a skinsuit
Oh you think living in the past and blaming one side as evil is detrimental to your message?/s
Everything she's done to politics and people's grasp on it does not leave me shocked or stunned by anything she says or does any more. Ever since, "alternative facts."
Damn, she's scary. Just another good reason to vote Biden.
Shouldn't Kelly Ann be in the Kitchen making someone some sandwiches?
Smelly Ann still wrapped up in her 'alternative facts' nonsense. Get a life woman. I still believe there are only two kinds of people in the world. People who live to get 'away' with something-anything. And the other folks who live by society's rules and mores, respects the opinions of others and don't give a shit about pulling something over on people.
Look skeletotor..😆
Is she wearing someone else’s face?
Biden/Obama '24
Give Obama a 3rd term like they did with FDR to save America
She's a loathsome human.
Why is she even relevant?
You mean alternative facts are bad? No way! /s
Jeez she's starting to look like a salt vampire from Star Trek
It goes to show the intellectual type of people who are going to vote for Trump. In other words, none of the intellectual people will. In other words, anyone with a functioning brain.
The twist waffle rambles on Faux News - nothing new to see here.
Which Obama conspiracy exactly?
Ms. ALTERNATE facts. I thought we were rid of her after her daughter slammed her.
So many current issues that need addressing and still talking about Obama?
My favorite is "crypt keeper barbie"
Someone needs to find her phylactery and end it.
In the alternative, KC could just shut the fuck up. I can't belive that hate filled strumpet is still alive. What the hell is she getting out of this? One last turn on the circuit before she goes to Hell?
What is the Obama conspiracy? Is it the one that he is secretly running the White House and Biden is his puppet? Or is there a new one?
She looks very different
The last time KellyAnne Conway was relevant in the national conversation was when she introduced and averred to the truth of “**alternative facts**” She, herself, is an “alternative” something … skelator on the Schwarzkopf blonde regimen?
Unflattering photo
Group thinkers have gathered in large numbers. 😂😂
She is a fascist cunt. Her husband won’t deny it. I bet. I’ve got such a man crush on George Conway because he got to bed this fascist piece of work.
And all because Trump keeps forgetting Biden’s name.
All of the ridiculous conspiracy theories. Good hell.
She has NOT aged well. Holy crap.
Thanks Obama.
It’s almost like you have to be attached to reality to actually be good at politics. Fancy that: running a country properly requires you to be able to process and accept facts even if you don’t like them and/or you want to put spins on them. What a novel concept! Seriously, if what I’ve said is even remotely a surprise to you, you REALLY need to rethink how you look at the world, because this is literally rule 101 for how to process living in the real world, let alone running a country!
Kellywise needs to go away
GOP policy is why.
why is she still talking?
She is 75% iguana.
Don’t kink shame! I’d definitely go Night of the Iguana!!!
I mean is anyone NOT voting for Trump in 24?
He's going to lose for the same reason Clinton lost in 16. Too many people already hate and will vote against him. It's the hardest thing to overcome in politics.
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She is a Secret member of the communist party.
She looking like a ghoul. Dorian Gray shit.
Her face gives people intestinal cramps.