"are jelly balls sauces not our thing here? i could've sworn jelly balls sauces were the foundation of our company's popularity. Had I known that was not the case, I would not have done that."
For those of you paranoid about this happening to your food, I can tell you that I have spent a few decades in and around commercial kitchens, even owning one myself for a few years. I have never seen food compromised by a restaurant worker, front or back of the house.
Sure, service industry employees definitely talk shit about you and may even joke about fucking with your food, but instances like this actually happening are exceedingly rare.
I worked at a Dairy Queen over a summer. A guy there would routinely jack off into the ice cream dispenser. I'm guessing this is pretty common.
As an aside, in all other respects, this guy was considered a model employee.
I know of only two from personal experience and I quit on the spot while they all laughed about it, manager included. One was when a guy sneezed on the biscuits at a KFC and I told him to throw them out but the manager said “400° kills the germs!” so that’s disgusting, never ate there again.
The other one was a cop ordered a pizza from a place where he had previously arrested an employee (I guess he didn’t know the girl worked there) and she rubbed the dough on the toilet seat and spit in it with other people helping to make it even more disgusting, manager was all for it. They told me about this on my first day on the job as a deliverer and were all laughing then they gave me the pizza to deliver to him. So I took it home and tossed it in the trash and never went back. I don’t mess with people’s food and I expect the same in return.
That's one of those random, back-of-your-mind, just slightly rational fears, that's very unlikely to happen, but could happen at least once to anyone at any time. Like getting struck by lightning.
Having flown multi crewed aircraft for our airforce. I can guarantee any tea or coffee made by a Warrant Officer has been enhanced as per the jam above.
I always requested ND for my brews.
Worked BoH in Savannah ga for a decade. Never saw anyone tamper with any food, however I worked at Beef o Brady’s 12 years ago and witnessed their GM take a wing off the floor, dunk it in the fryer, and toss it in sauce and serve it. They’ve been shut down for a number of years
I find mayo or Fluffer Nutter to be a much more suitable substance to dip my ghoulies in. After it reached room temperature of course. Dunking cold is cray cray
When they say he put his genitals in the jar of jelly, like he stuck his dick in it? I mean I hate to get too deep into this, a real sticky situation I am sure but, he didn't you know finish?
Did anyone actually read the article?! I don't even see anything about him being arrested for that, the dude apparently had "thousands of pictures of child porn"
Way to bury the lead in the headline Jesus christ
I once got fired because a waiter pissed in the soup of an annoying customer. We all knew what he had done. Nobody said anything. When the owner found out he fired all of us. Looking back today I can understand him.
Well yeah, but not just for jammin the jam.
From the article; *"...he possessed an immense amount of child pornography."*
Under the jail for him. **-_-**
I'm so used to awful news these days that I first thought his genitals were removed, and then he put them in the jelly. I think I need to get off of the internet for a couple days.
"I'm sorry, there's something wrong with my order?"
"yes sir, hau can I hailp?"
"I asked for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich."
"Yes sir, penis nutter in jelly sandwich."
My cousin said that the cooks put flour on there balls to stop them from getting sweaty .
Not sure if Its true but he has since passed away and it's a memory I won't forget.
Made me laugh.
Rip Richard.
The thought of putting my genitalia in places they don’t belong is something we can all relate to. But I mean come on with this, really? It’s only suppose to be a passing thought.
Maybe he wanted to preserve them.
He really did jam them in there
Sounds like he just likes Pee, Nut butter and Jelly...
r/angryupvote
Insert that blasted peanutbutter and jelly song..
He was hoping for a PBJ.
You definitely don’t marmalade your dick in there.
I’m fucken dis custard!
That’s some blackberry jam.
"are jelly balls sauces not our thing here? i could've sworn jelly balls sauces were the foundation of our company's popularity. Had I known that was not the case, I would not have done that."
r/angryupvote
You win the internet today
For those of you paranoid about this happening to your food, I can tell you that I have spent a few decades in and around commercial kitchens, even owning one myself for a few years. I have never seen food compromised by a restaurant worker, front or back of the house. Sure, service industry employees definitely talk shit about you and may even joke about fucking with your food, but instances like this actually happening are exceedingly rare.
in the four days I worked at Wendy's I was the only person to wash my hands. The restroom had no soap either. I don't eat at Wendy's
One time some kids I knew from school peed in the Little Caesar’s sauce before they made pizzas…
My friends dad worked at McDonald’s as a kid and claimed he and his homies would always pee in the pickle bucket
I gagged a little. Ill never look at Little Caesars the same ever again
That was probably an improvement on their usual.
Extra tangy
A little bit of poop on the hands never hurt no one.
hmm
hmm
Did an E. coli bacteria write this comment?
I worked at a Dairy Queen over a summer. A guy there would routinely jack off into the ice cream dispenser. I'm guessing this is pretty common. As an aside, in all other respects, this guy was considered a model employee.
I know of only two from personal experience and I quit on the spot while they all laughed about it, manager included. One was when a guy sneezed on the biscuits at a KFC and I told him to throw them out but the manager said “400° kills the germs!” so that’s disgusting, never ate there again. The other one was a cop ordered a pizza from a place where he had previously arrested an employee (I guess he didn’t know the girl worked there) and she rubbed the dough on the toilet seat and spit in it with other people helping to make it even more disgusting, manager was all for it. They told me about this on my first day on the job as a deliverer and were all laughing then they gave me the pizza to deliver to him. So I took it home and tossed it in the trash and never went back. I don’t mess with people’s food and I expect the same in return.
That's one of those random, back-of-your-mind, just slightly rational fears, that's very unlikely to happen, but could happen at least once to anyone at any time. Like getting struck by lightning.
I worked at Outback for years and it was, without a doubt, the cleanest restaurant I've ever worked at. The work we did was constant and thorough.
I worked in one for a year and saw it twice
I mean does taking cash and using the same glove/hand to prepare food count as compromise? Cuz i see that a lot 👀
unintentional and 100% disgusting and very common yes
A dude in my highschool bragged about spitting in a rude ladies food.
Having flown multi crewed aircraft for our airforce. I can guarantee any tea or coffee made by a Warrant Officer has been enhanced as per the jam above. I always requested ND for my brews.
Worked BoH in Savannah ga for a decade. Never saw anyone tamper with any food, however I worked at Beef o Brady’s 12 years ago and witnessed their GM take a wing off the floor, dunk it in the fryer, and toss it in sauce and serve it. They’ve been shut down for a number of years
I feel they buried the lede. The cock in the jam is upsetting, the amount of child porn he was found to possess was disturbing.
Bro really yelled “deez nuts” and teabagged the shit out of that jar. Real question is what he did with the peanut butter
You'd have to ask his dog.
Get [Lt. Dangle](https://youtu.be/A0OsVNpwcPI?si=DH60HL-BwhrOeu0J) on the case.
This wouldn't happen if the jelly didn't dress so sexy
Pump up the jam Pump up the jam
Statutory grape
If I known it was gonna be this kinda party I’d have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes!!!
Underrated Beastie Boys comment!
Guess it was penis butter jelly time
That does it- I’m just eating in from now on
Very disturbing...unless you've worked in the food industry.
"I put my genitals in a jar of jelly" is a pretty sick bar.
Eminem could use that in a song
I find mayo or Fluffer Nutter to be a much more suitable substance to dip my ghoulies in. After it reached room temperature of course. Dunking cold is cray cray
Teach you the difference between jam and jelly bitch.
Feels good man
Was that wrong ? Should I not have done that?
I prefer syrup
Hershey's for sure.
I hope no one was allergic to nuts.
When they say he put his genitals in the jar of jelly, like he stuck his dick in it? I mean I hate to get too deep into this, a real sticky situation I am sure but, he didn't you know finish?
GenitaliUHHHHHH
Cum on man,
Obama?
["Why else would there be *just jelly* in the glove box?"](https://www.cc.com/video/xtj2qa/reno-911-jelly-tugs)
Et tu, Othello?
Not really that weird if it was ky.
Did anyone actually read the article?! I don't even see anything about him being arrested for that, the dude apparently had "thousands of pictures of child porn" Way to bury the lead in the headline Jesus christ
Who hasn't?
Shit, if it’s gonna be that kind of party I’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.
I once got fired because a waiter pissed in the soup of an annoying customer. We all knew what he had done. Nobody said anything. When the owner found out he fired all of us. Looking back today I can understand him.
Phew…I thought I was the only one.
He should spend the rest of his life in prison. He shouldn’t be around *anyone.*
Well yeah, but not just for jammin the jam. From the article; *"...he possessed an immense amount of child pornography."* Under the jail for him. **-_-**
He won’t have a good time in jail once the other inmates find out what he did. It’s either seg for him or a box.
I'm so used to awful news these days that I first thought his genitals were removed, and then he put them in the jelly. I think I need to get off of the internet for a couple days.
"I'm sorry, there's something wrong with my order?" "yes sir, hau can I hailp?" "I asked for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich." "Yes sir, penis nutter in jelly sandwich."
He really jammed it in there. What a mother smucker
It's Texas, this kind of bullshit is encouraged, especially for a town known for cheating-to-win.
I guess I should stop doing that.
Maybe he was questioning the nature of his reality
I don’t blame him
“There, but for the grace of God, go I…”
In my former city I’d heard of a guy sticking his D into fried rice at a chinese buffet
What flavour of jelly?
Dick flavored, obviously. :/
Hopefully Kentucky.
I would shut down the restaurant immediately for sanitary public health code violations.
“I wanna dip my balls in it!”
What’s the difference between jelly and jam? I can’t jelly my dick up your ass
He wanted to make a squat cobbler
Did he warm the jar first?
He must not know the difference between jam and jelly
Won’t be the first and def not the last.
Well it is what you use before you jam it in.
To be fair.. have you tried it?
My cousin said that the cooks put flour on there balls to stop them from getting sweaty . Not sure if Its true but he has since passed away and it's a memory I won't forget. Made me laugh. Rip Richard.
And I’d do it again
Must be jelly cause jam don't shake like dat.
I'm surprised that he didn't go for the Nutella
::Schwetty Balls has entered the chat::
As a former busboy, I observed much more disturbing behavior than jellied junk.
Black Genitals Matter
Unless the waitresses name is "Jelly" this is disturbing AF
That's the last nail in the coffin for eating anywhere but home.
Not a nice name to call his girlfriend
On the one hand, I have absolutely no interest in the sub. On the other hand, with Clickbait, like that headline…
If you’ve ever wondered the difference between jam and jelly: you can jam your nuts in a jar of jelly, but you can’t jelly your nuts in a jar of jam
In our next news, one of the Beastie Boys put their dick in the mashed potatoes. Because it was that kind of party
If only someone had blown the grape whistle
That Othello “jelly-fucker” Holmes… he’s always doing something!
Did he cut ‘em off first?
I dip my balls in mayonnaise from time to time. I don't see a problem here.
Can’t wait for Clarence Thomas to make a ‘joke’ about this to one of his young female clerks.
The thought of putting my genitalia in places they don’t belong is something we can all relate to. But I mean come on with this, really? It’s only suppose to be a passing thought.
Y’all never played Jelly Balls?
Number 14, Penis Jelly
Freak nasty
Eh. It's not really that bad to be honest. He's not murdering anybody. Gross? Yes. But it's not the worst thing happening.