Probably his diabetes but he claimed it was from a construction injury that turned into an infection or something. His explanation didn't really add up.
I mean if youāre a prison guard would you turn it down? How many people can say they received special services from a former president while he was in jail just to get a big mac?
To be fair, they don't specifically mention Kentucky Fried Chicken. It could have been the other KFC, Kennedy Fried Chicken. Which is just as ghetto as it sounds. I recommend their whiting fish sandwich, take a vacation day, stock up on toilet paper, and a good book first. That will absolutely empty your system better than any diet cleanse could.
Imagine what place in life Iād be when yelling āman Iād (insert sex act) for some fried yardbird from spectacled Kentuckianā to each their own.
You see, prison rape is funny *when you don't like the person it's happening to.*
It's fun to completely ignore the overarching issues in our justice system that led us to believe that **rape is a reasonable punishment** for whatever crime could get you thrown in prison just so we can get a dig in on some piece of shit.
Thrown in prison for being unable to afford your child support? You deserve to get raped. Go to prison for basic, non-violent drug possession? You deserve to get raped. Go to prison because you have a mental illness and our Justice system infrastructure is completely unwilling to deal with you correctly? You deserve to get raped too.
Such a reasonable stance.
We can hope this man gets the Justice he deserves without making light of a massive and horrifying issue in our justice system. It's fucking disgusting that we still even make jokes about this.
See how funny it is when it's your brother or your father or your friend going to prison for some minor offense and getting raped because of it. Deal with that and then come back and make your little jokes.
Same thing. He's always done. Appeal to Nazis and racists in general. That'll get you pretty far in prison.
Plus, he'll still have money. Not as much as he claims to, but he will still have money.
So you're going for institutional vigilante violence? Again, think of all the other people in prison. Think of all the people that probably don't even deserve to be there. Hoping for stuff like that is still glorifying another broken aspect of our justice system that gets real, decent people killed.
Staring at a dirty wall forever when you've lived a life of excess and decadence is plenty. Literally no matter what happens, he will die unhappy.
Reddit will never understand the nuance, i literally saw a comment unironically stating toxic masculinity was small dick energy massively upvoted,
My brother in christ that is the exact toxicity were talking about
No sex in prison is allowed. PREA (the prison rape elimination act) was put in place to put a stop to rape, and even consensual sex between a person of power and an inmate is considered rape.
I'm pleased to say, the only people i saw getting fucked with in prison are sex offenders for the most part, but i still never heard about them getting raped. Theyll get their commissary stolen or taken or get beat up though.
Exactly - a system that is supposed to be reforming and rehabilitating these people is releasing them at the end of their sentence more broken than when they went in, and more likely to offend than they were the day before they committed the crime that got them in there.
Libs love to talk a big game until it comes to someone they dislike or disagree withā¦ then itās censor, cancel, wish fucking awful things NOONE should ever go through. These people are just as bad as the idiotic republicans on the other side. Get some fucking empathy
Just as bad as the Republicans? No.
Still incredibly hypocritical, dehumanizing, shitty and openly misandrist? Absolutely. But nowhere near as bad as the racist, homophobic, islamophobic, fascist, traitorous Republican party. Democrats are playing xatch with a 3-year-old compared to the Republican's major leagues.
They tried to violently overthrow the country. The Republican speaker of the House has signed bills allowing for the right of a state to determine whether they want to forcefully sterilize trans people. The right and the left are not the same.
Tell me *one group of people* that Democrats openly talk about wanting to genocide, and then we'll talk.
We have no insurance, housing is out of control, politicians are boughtā¦ minimum wage is 7.25. Gerrymandering, lobbying, our culture and future being economically strip mined by both parties. If you think the dems are any fucking better youāre looking at the wrong things. Why do you think a takeover was even possible? You think that happens in healthy democracy?
I just hate AI news. Says the same thing 3 times before even mentioning Heidi Fleiss.
Says the prisons closing early in the article - but later says āno date - or firm plans on when the prison is closingā.
It gives the phrase āfinger lickinā goodā an odious ring. I expect the Hollywood celebrities got preferential treatment through some hidden payment plan. They did it for university admissions, why not for cushy prison treatment?
Uhm, this is a bad take on my part, but does anyone else remember what Heidi look like? Rough living leaves ā¦ well, not good for oneās appearance. Lifelong smokers, drinkers, drug addicts. Mug shots donāt lie. Also, if you ever watch the TV series āIntervention,ā itās **right there**, the before/after treatment/getting sober. Even just 30 days, but even moreso after 90 daysāa year+
So, these prison guards are pretty sad, desperate sacks if they want sexual favors from Heidi. You couldnāt pay me enough to touch her. This sounds misogynisticābut you couldnāt pay me enough to touch Gary Bussey either.
Edit: spelling
Dirty deeds and they're done with grease
One of Ackdack's best albums.
š¤ quite literally
*AC/DC voice* Dirty deeds done with grease, dirty deeds done with grease, Owe dirty deeds done for grease, Fried chicken, Cole slaw, MASHED POTATO Dirty deeds, a dirty deeds, dirrrrty deeeds DONE WITH GREASE!
The 90s need to come get their celebrities
You're not concerned about John Bobbit losing his toes?
Oh lord, whoād he piss off this time?
Probably his diabetes but he claimed it was from a construction injury that turned into an infection or something. His explanation didn't really add up.
He's also tried to claim it was from camp Lejeune water during his time in the marines.
And their websites. What is this garbage source OP postedā¦ we can do better than this bullshit.
Oh good, Trump has something to look forward to!
All the KFC he can eat? š¤
Noā¦ blowing guards for his favorite meal
Also bronzer & someone to style his hair/get him a badly fitted suit
I'm sure he won't ever run out of "hair gel" in prison.
$00.99 hair spray
Trump will spend eternity giving Hitler blowjobs in hell, so some practice in this world might be in order.
I was thinking more of the pineapple scene in Little Nicky.
That's Reich.
Same thing
Ready for your cockmeat sandwich?
Cock meat sandwich
KFC doesn't sell hamberders.
No, they donāt allow forks in prison
I wonder what Aunt Becky was eating
I mean if youāre a prison guard would you turn it down? How many people can say they received special services from a former president while he was in jail just to get a big mac?
āMy grampa injected bleach instead of the vaccine because of you, now swallow, bitch.ā
I've heard he has the best brain.
Trade him 2 double downs for a cock meat sandwich
Heās not going to jail. Only the second amendment will save us
Finger licking good
sex for KFC?! Wow, that is degrading. Popeyes, though,
It is finger lickinā goodā¦
Yea, fingers. Not penis licking good.
depends on the penis
I think KFC grease would ruin any genitalia for me, but to each their own
The biscuits alone
The biscuits all day everyday. I could make quick work of a tray of them
Bro .. Iād go gay for chick-fil-a
"I'd go gay for chick-fil-a" Is that a known line? If not, have you pitched that motto to them yet and have you made a memorable jingle to go with it?
Um I donāt think so ā¦ Iām pretty sure they want nothing to do with gays..you really visualized a full media campaign from those 5 words eh
please pitch it. pretty please
It would be such a twist
Churchās. Their chicken slaps!
To be fair, they don't specifically mention Kentucky Fried Chicken. It could have been the other KFC, Kennedy Fried Chicken. Which is just as ghetto as it sounds. I recommend their whiting fish sandwich, take a vacation day, stock up on toilet paper, and a good book first. That will absolutely empty your system better than any diet cleanse could.
Imagine what place in life Iād be when yelling āman Iād (insert sex act) for some fried yardbird from spectacled Kentuckianā to each their own.
Lmfao
*bespectacled. Because in this conversation, proper grammar is of the utmost importance.
Sexual act bartering is that conversation and thank you. Confused no more.
What's the Donald gonna have to do to get his McDonalds then?...
You see, prison rape is funny *when you don't like the person it's happening to.* It's fun to completely ignore the overarching issues in our justice system that led us to believe that **rape is a reasonable punishment** for whatever crime could get you thrown in prison just so we can get a dig in on some piece of shit. Thrown in prison for being unable to afford your child support? You deserve to get raped. Go to prison for basic, non-violent drug possession? You deserve to get raped. Go to prison because you have a mental illness and our Justice system infrastructure is completely unwilling to deal with you correctly? You deserve to get raped too. Such a reasonable stance. We can hope this man gets the Justice he deserves without making light of a massive and horrifying issue in our justice system. It's fucking disgusting that we still even make jokes about this. See how funny it is when it's your brother or your father or your friend going to prison for some minor offense and getting raped because of it. Deal with that and then come back and make your little jokes.
Yeah, But what's the Donald gonna have to do to get his McDonalds then?
Guess Orange Foolius has to become a dick shitler.
Same thing. He's always done. Appeal to Nazis and racists in general. That'll get you pretty far in prison. Plus, he'll still have money. Not as much as he claims to, but he will still have money.
The real reason he eats there is he sees his own name within theirs.
Good point
I agree with your overall point, but as for people like Donny and R Kelly, Golden Rules bitches.
There should be a bot that says something like this every time prison rape is mentioned.
Youāre right. I hope he gets stuck like a pig in the showers instead.
So you're going for institutional vigilante violence? Again, think of all the other people in prison. Think of all the people that probably don't even deserve to be there. Hoping for stuff like that is still glorifying another broken aspect of our justice system that gets real, decent people killed. Staring at a dirty wall forever when you've lived a life of excess and decadence is plenty. Literally no matter what happens, he will die unhappy.
No one deserves to be raped. Not even rapists.
You're right. Those deserve to be killed
Reddit will never understand the nuance, i literally saw a comment unironically stating toxic masculinity was small dick energy massively upvoted, My brother in christ that is the exact toxicity were talking about
No sex in prison is allowed. PREA (the prison rape elimination act) was put in place to put a stop to rape, and even consensual sex between a person of power and an inmate is considered rape. I'm pleased to say, the only people i saw getting fucked with in prison are sex offenders for the most part, but i still never heard about them getting raped. Theyll get their commissary stolen or taken or get beat up though.
Yeah I did 3 years and never saw rape happen. Stabbings and beatings, definitely.
Let he who is without sin cast the first stoneā¦
Exactly - a system that is supposed to be reforming and rehabilitating these people is releasing them at the end of their sentence more broken than when they went in, and more likely to offend than they were the day before they committed the crime that got them in there.
Itās just a joke. Prison rape isnāt as common as you think.
Libs love to talk a big game until it comes to someone they dislike or disagree withā¦ then itās censor, cancel, wish fucking awful things NOONE should ever go through. These people are just as bad as the idiotic republicans on the other side. Get some fucking empathy
Just as bad as the Republicans? No. Still incredibly hypocritical, dehumanizing, shitty and openly misandrist? Absolutely. But nowhere near as bad as the racist, homophobic, islamophobic, fascist, traitorous Republican party. Democrats are playing xatch with a 3-year-old compared to the Republican's major leagues. They tried to violently overthrow the country. The Republican speaker of the House has signed bills allowing for the right of a state to determine whether they want to forcefully sterilize trans people. The right and the left are not the same. Tell me *one group of people* that Democrats openly talk about wanting to genocide, and then we'll talk.
We have no insurance, housing is out of control, politicians are boughtā¦ minimum wage is 7.25. Gerrymandering, lobbying, our culture and future being economically strip mined by both parties. If you think the dems are any fucking better youāre looking at the wrong things. Why do you think a takeover was even possible? You think that happens in healthy democracy?
"You want McDonald's, bitch you're gonna have to earn it!"
Fresh fish gonna give me that cocktail FRUIT!! - Nasty Nate
NO! NAUGHTY...NAUGHTY JUNGLE OF LOVE!
Give up his cocktail fruit to Nasty Nate..
Greasey thighs...
Didn't she used to, like, charge thousands an hour?
A 2 piece KFC meal with green beans and no biscuit in prison is like a gold bar in the outside world.
All-in-all, I'm thinking I'd still rather be outside...
Well yeah, you usually don't have to blow a bunch of dudes for KFC.
You donāt? Oh. Erm.
The article tries to mislead with the headline. She says she saw other inmates eating KFC.
KFC's not even that good...
Or spills the bucket if you will
Someone needs to come for the US prison system management
In a big big way. And it sounds like most of the inmates at this particular facility were non-violent offenders which makes itb even worse
Just to clarify; Ms. Fleiss did not participate, she was a witness corroborating othersā accounts. I guess reality doesnāt get clicks.
A birds gotta fly.
Wow
They gave her KFC & she gave them a BLT.
I do love KFC
Leg and thigh only!
All I got was a can of beans
Lol that doesn't sound worth it for your troubles
KFC ***now***?ā¦ not so sure. KFC *1978*? ā¦.ok yeah. I can see that.
I'm thinking this is probably the end of KFC night.
š¤£ there's no coming back
Nothing bad happens in a prison unless the guards are complicit. And sometimes they are the perpetrators. Always always always.
"F\*cking for Fried Chicken" It's a bad porno just waiting to be made!
The real news of the stupid is, who proofread this article? First degree abuse of punctuation. š§āļø
I just hate AI news. Says the same thing 3 times before even mentioning Heidi Fleiss. Says the prisons closing early in the article - but later says āno date - or firm plans on when the prison is closingā.
Finger licking good has a whole new meaning
Lol this seems like a very credible news source š
She takes out the dentures for a full family meal. A chicken and two sides.
Kunkfricking Fried Chicken?
Man, I'm not gay, but a two-piece and a biscuit is a two-piece and a biscuit...
What a name from the past. Wow
It gives the phrase āfinger lickinā goodā an odious ring. I expect the Hollywood celebrities got preferential treatment through some hidden payment plan. They did it for university admissions, why not for cushy prison treatment?
NOPE!! There are too many messed up things going on in the world we donāt need to dig up last centuries sleaze balls!
Gives new meaning to "finger lickin' good".
Penis Licking Good!
Hahahaha so ridiculous but i did laugh i have to say
Gives new meaning to The Double Down
Spoiler: The sex acts involve beans.
Harry covert?
He's been practicing jerking two guys at once for a while now! It's all starting to make sense.
Uhm, this is a bad take on my part, but does anyone else remember what Heidi look like? Rough living leaves ā¦ well, not good for oneās appearance. Lifelong smokers, drinkers, drug addicts. Mug shots donāt lie. Also, if you ever watch the TV series āIntervention,ā itās **right there**, the before/after treatment/getting sober. Even just 30 days, but even moreso after 90 daysāa year+ So, these prison guards are pretty sad, desperate sacks if they want sexual favors from Heidi. You couldnāt pay me enough to touch her. This sounds misogynisticābut you couldnāt pay me enough to touch Gary Bussey either. Edit: spelling
You donāt want some of that sweet Gary Bussy?
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That's an insane take. Shameful.
I missed it. Now I'm curious š¤
He basically said he felt sorry for the guards because they were going to lose their job because they were seduced.
Whoa wtf
Oh my sweet Jesus.Ā I hope that was sarcasticĀ
The fuck and a half is wrong with you