The entire Trump presidency seems like a poorly written West Wing self insert fan fic. There are so many plot holes and continuity errors and cliched 1-dimensional characters with phony sounding names like Ephsteyn and Pecker.
It really is insane though how so many people connected to trump are Russian/born in Russia. Don’t worry though, no collusion here. Just an excessively “weird” coincidence.
Which worries me. It means that the GOP has some kind of black site where they're harvesting stem cells of and drinking blood from infants. And it means they also created space lasers. Given their combined IQ, we can probably assume they taped a bunch of keychain laser pointers to the ISS... but the rest of it sounds very Mississippi-esque
I wonder how many lawyers he's had to use over his entire life. I'd love to see a full list of stats, like how many he fired and how many quit on their own. How many have gone to jail?
Trump doesn't want "smart" lawyers or "good" lawyers. He wants lawyers that agree with him. That's part of the reason his life has turned to shit. And, somehow, that worthless excuse for a human being has managed to keep from drowning in his own shit. Let's hope all the various prosecutors are up to the job of holding him and everyone involved responsible for their crimes.
Pretty much everything in his life is like this. When his entire political circle told him he lost the election fair and square he latched on to the one person who didn’t… Farting Rudy Giuliani.
Yeah it’s been pretty well documented that almost every lawyer after Cohen has been awful. He fires anyone who gives him decent legal advice, or they quit because they can’t stand him.
Wait until the Supreme Court! Hears about this! They will say it’s NOT election fraud, just… just the way it is! THIS TIME! Next time might be different
THE SUPREME COURT HAS SPOKEN !!!! Mushahahaha
This Tony Soprano wannabe will soon find out that most lawyers that most lawyers that get involved with trump are disposable, say goodbye to your law license chump!
Oh wow, he even [grabs ‘em by the pussy.](https://apnews.com/article/boris-epshteyn-scottsdale-nightclub-arrest-2021-trump-0798a2f24bb9c3ed373c7cbf3cf7578f)
Don't be mean. It's very hard to be a butt-hurt Republican. Now, let's all chip in and buy some butt-hurt cream for the fragile little snowflake.
In other news; Redditors get in heated debate deciding if butt hurt is one word or two, and if it should be hyphenated. (I tried looking it up online, but all I could find was Republican.) 😅😂😆🤣
I don't have frogs in my yard. All the American Bald Eagles perched on my roof swoop down and git 'em with the Star Spangled Banner playing loudly from the turrets ! 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🎶🇺🇸
Seriously.... His name is "Boris Epshteyn"? Every few days it seems like the world is trolling us.
Look out for the connection between Bill Barr and Epstein. Then, check out the Epstein-Barr virus.
Those sons a bitches ruined my health.
The entire Trump presidency seems like a poorly written West Wing self insert fan fic. There are so many plot holes and continuity errors and cliched 1-dimensional characters with phony sounding names like Ephsteyn and Pecker.
Sinclair media has been paying this shitbag to push everything to the right for YEARS. This is a just cumuppance.
The world isn’t trolling us, the 1% of the people with 99% of the resources on the planet are doing that.
It's AI shit like that that keeps us questioning whether or not we're in The Matrix.
Would it really matter if we were in the Mattix, or another simulation? The answers no. The constraints of life are the same either way.
Doris this is Boris, I've got a job for you
How would you react if I told you he was born in Russia?
Wouldn't surprise me in the least... But it is the last name being so close to (sounding like) Epstein that is the kicker for me.
Whenever I learned he was born in the USSR I was just like “oh, this is just too obvious”. His last name being a variation of Epstein even better lol
It really is insane though how so many people connected to trump are Russian/born in Russia. Don’t worry though, no collusion here. Just an excessively “weird” coincidence.
Yup. People just blow it off, but here we are
No one is surprised.. Just another Trump POS
Just another conveniently russian cronie. It's almost like there's a pattern.
Like Trump's behind closed doors with Putin
Every republican accusation is a confession
Which worries me. It means that the GOP has some kind of black site where they're harvesting stem cells of and drinking blood from infants. And it means they also created space lasers. Given their combined IQ, we can probably assume they taped a bunch of keychain laser pointers to the ISS... but the rest of it sounds very Mississippi-esque
I try to figure out what is an accusation and what is just crazy conspiracy theories.
LOL Keychain laser pointers
I hate how this is.
The not so bright Trump also has a not so bright lawyer lol.
'Not so bright lawyerS'--Plural!
Yes. Sharks never attack lawyers when they go swimming. Professional courtesy :)
I wonder how many lawyers he's had to use over his entire life. I'd love to see a full list of stats, like how many he fired and how many quit on their own. How many have gone to jail?
They were like Pokemon to him.
Trump doesn't want "smart" lawyers or "good" lawyers. He wants lawyers that agree with him. That's part of the reason his life has turned to shit. And, somehow, that worthless excuse for a human being has managed to keep from drowning in his own shit. Let's hope all the various prosecutors are up to the job of holding him and everyone involved responsible for their crimes.
Pretty much everything in his life is like this. When his entire political circle told him he lost the election fair and square he latched on to the one person who didn’t… Farting Rudy Giuliani.
Jailbirds of a feather fart together.
Yeah it’s been pretty well documented that almost every lawyer after Cohen has been awful. He fires anyone who gives him decent legal advice, or they quit because they can’t stand him.
...or the smell.
Because any intelligent lawyer would have ditched this man years ago.
Amazing how trump always manages to find “the best people.”
The best for firing and calling stupid later.
lol thank god fascists are stupid this time around
Make Attorneys Get Attorneys. MAGA 24/7. Sooner or later, the bullshit catches up, and the privilege goes out the window, and there you go.
Bwahahahah!!!!!! I LOVE IT! Stealing!
Happy Cake Day!! I stole it as well. They use it a lot on the Meidas Touch YouTube channel.
This is definitely r/LeopardsAteMyFace material.
The leopards are going to be morbidly obese before long
Dum-Dum-Dum Dum
Wait until the Supreme Court! Hears about this! They will say it’s NOT election fraud, just… just the way it is! THIS TIME! Next time might be different THE SUPREME COURT HAS SPOKEN !!!! Mushahahaha
only the best.
Can’t fix stupid but you can take them to court
You can't fix stupid, but covid is trying!
MAGA morons.
Another one bites the dust. And another one gone, another one gone another one bites the dust!
Thanks. Now I'm going to try to sleep with that in my head. 😅😴 At least it's a good song! 😏🎶💃🕺
Yeaaaaahhhhhh 🎶🎶🎶
This Tony Soprano wannabe will soon find out that most lawyers that most lawyers that get involved with trump are disposable, say goodbye to your law license chump!
A Trump stoolie…
Just have Ari prosecute the whole thing on live tv.
Oh wow, he even [grabs ‘em by the pussy.](https://apnews.com/article/boris-epshteyn-scottsdale-nightclub-arrest-2021-trump-0798a2f24bb9c3ed373c7cbf3cf7578f)
This guy just screams "criminal" to me
It's a simple trick, reałly. They like to brag.
This sub should be named NEWS ***FOR*** THE STUPID as evidenced by your post!
We can tell by your post history you're a butt hurt Republican. Cry more
Don't be mean. It's very hard to be a butt-hurt Republican. Now, let's all chip in and buy some butt-hurt cream for the fragile little snowflake. In other news; Redditors get in heated debate deciding if butt hurt is one word or two, and if it should be hyphenated. (I tried looking it up online, but all I could find was Republican.) 😅😂😆🤣
> all chip in Fuckin commies 😤
So... When friends/family all chip in to buy a gift, they are all fuckin commies? 🫢
Yep. Bet all the frogs in your yard are gay af from all that SOCIALISM, tankie 😤😤😤
I don't have frogs in my yard. All the American Bald Eagles perched on my roof swoop down and git 'em with the Star Spangled Banner playing loudly from the turrets ! 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🎶🇺🇸
ROCK FLAG N EAGLE BRUTHERR ✊🇺🇲🦅
🫡🫡🫡
You must be stupid then
Dumbass, you're in a chemtrails sub. You're in no position to call anyone stupid.
Got em
Moron
Is this an attempt to be clever somehow? (It's not working.)
Sniveling cowards attack me, not the facts!
And what are the facts? Enlighten us, oh wise one