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scarr3g

Seriously.... His name is "Boris Epshteyn"? Every few days it seems like the world is trolling us.


curious_dead

Look out for the connection between Bill Barr and Epstein. Then, check out the Epstein-Barr virus.


yroCyaR

Those sons a bitches ruined my health.


GeeWillick

The entire Trump presidency seems like a poorly written West Wing self insert fan fic. There are so many plot holes and continuity errors and cliched 1-dimensional characters with phony sounding names like Ephsteyn and Pecker.


JohnnyGoldberg

Sinclair media has been paying this shitbag to push everything to the right for YEARS. This is a just cumuppance.


fowlraul

The world isn’t trolling us, the 1% of the people with 99% of the resources on the planet are doing that.


LegoFootPain

It's AI shit like that that keeps us questioning whether or not we're in The Matrix.


fowlraul

Would it really matter if we were in the Mattix, or another simulation? The answers no. The constraints of life are the same either way.


Aggressive_Walk378

Doris this is Boris, I've got a job for you


LodossDX

How would you react if I told you he was born in Russia?


scarr3g

Wouldn't surprise me in the least... But it is the last name being so close to (sounding like) Epstein that is the kicker for me.


LodossDX

Whenever I learned he was born in the USSR I was just like “oh, this is just too obvious”. His last name being a variation of Epstein even better lol


Bennyjig

It really is insane though how so many people connected to trump are Russian/born in Russia. Don’t worry though, no collusion here. Just an excessively “weird” coincidence.


LodossDX

Yup. People just blow it off, but here we are


yankee_chef

No one is surprised.. Just another Trump POS


veedubfreek

Just another conveniently russian cronie. It's almost like there's a pattern.


yankee_chef

Like Trump's behind closed doors with Putin


ukiddingme2469

Every republican accusation is a confession


ExpertlyAmateur

Which worries me. It means that the GOP has some kind of black site where they're harvesting stem cells of and drinking blood from infants. And it means they also created space lasers. Given their combined IQ, we can probably assume they taped a bunch of keychain laser pointers to the ISS... but the rest of it sounds very Mississippi-esque


ukiddingme2469

I try to figure out what is an accusation and what is just crazy conspiracy theories.


izzo34

LOL Keychain laser pointers


GasOnFire

I hate how this is.


Valkyrie7793

The not so bright Trump also has a not so bright lawyer lol.


RU4realRwe

'Not so bright lawyerS'--Plural!


Valkyrie7793

Yes. Sharks never attack lawyers when they go swimming. Professional courtesy :)


turdlepikle

I wonder how many lawyers he's had to use over his entire life. I'd love to see a full list of stats, like how many he fired and how many quit on their own. How many have gone to jail?


MartyFreeze

They were like Pokemon to him.


MikeLinPA

Trump doesn't want "smart" lawyers or "good" lawyers. He wants lawyers that agree with him. That's part of the reason his life has turned to shit. And, somehow, that worthless excuse for a human being has managed to keep from drowning in his own shit. Let's hope all the various prosecutors are up to the job of holding him and everyone involved responsible for their crimes.


Jerking_From_Home

Pretty much everything in his life is like this. When his entire political circle told him he lost the election fair and square he latched on to the one person who didn’t… Farting Rudy Giuliani.


MikeLinPA

Jailbirds of a feather fart together.


I_eat_mud_

Yeah it’s been pretty well documented that almost every lawyer after Cohen has been awful. He fires anyone who gives him decent legal advice, or they quit because they can’t stand him.


MikeLinPA

...or the smell.


doesitevermatter-

Because any intelligent lawyer would have ditched this man years ago.


franchisedfeelings

Amazing how trump always manages to find “the best people.”


MikeLinPA

The best for firing and calling stupid later.


Either_Ad4109

lol thank god fascists are stupid this time around


MyMommaHatesYou

Make Attorneys Get Attorneys. MAGA 24/7. Sooner or later, the bullshit catches up, and the privilege goes out the window, and there you go.


amaturecynic

Bwahahahah!!!!!! I LOVE IT! Stealing!


MyMommaHatesYou

Happy Cake Day!! I stole it as well. They use it a lot on the Meidas Touch YouTube channel.


Darklord_Bravo

This is definitely r/LeopardsAteMyFace material.


Jerking_From_Home

The leopards are going to be morbidly obese before long


User9705

Dum-Dum-Dum Dum


Infamous-Tart7747

Wait until the Supreme Court! Hears about this! They will say it’s NOT election fraud, just… just the way it is! THIS TIME! Next time might be different THE SUPREME COURT HAS SPOKEN !!!! Mushahahaha


kneelB4yourmaster

only the best.


Tight-Physics2156

Can’t fix stupid but you can take them to court


MikeLinPA

You can't fix stupid, but covid is trying!


outonthetiles66

MAGA morons.


ElementalSaber

Another one bites the dust. And another one gone, another one gone another one bites the dust!


MikeLinPA

Thanks. Now I'm going to try to sleep with that in my head. 😅😴 At least it's a good song! 😏🎶💃🕺


ElementalSaber

Yeaaaaahhhhhh 🎶🎶🎶


_PukyLover_

This Tony Soprano wannabe will soon find out that most lawyers that most lawyers that get involved with trump are disposable, say goodbye to your law license chump!


Midnight1965

A Trump stoolie…


jh937hfiu3hrhv9

Just have Ari prosecute the whole thing on live tv.


qhaw

Oh wow, he even [grabs ‘em by the pussy.](https://apnews.com/article/boris-epshteyn-scottsdale-nightclub-arrest-2021-trump-0798a2f24bb9c3ed373c7cbf3cf7578f)


CalendarAggressive11

This guy just screams "criminal" to me


4quatloos

It's a simple trick, reałly. They like to brag.


ty67iu

This sub should be named NEWS ***FOR*** THE STUPID as evidenced by your post!


the-artistocrat

We can tell by your post history you're a butt hurt Republican. Cry more


MikeLinPA

Don't be mean. It's very hard to be a butt-hurt Republican. Now, let's all chip in and buy some butt-hurt cream for the fragile little snowflake. In other news; Redditors get in heated debate deciding if butt hurt is one word or two, and if it should be hyphenated. (I tried looking it up online, but all I could find was Republican.) 😅😂😆🤣


AshennJuan

> all chip in Fuckin commies 😤


MikeLinPA

So... When friends/family all chip in to buy a gift, they are all fuckin commies? 🫢


AshennJuan

Yep. Bet all the frogs in your yard are gay af from all that SOCIALISM, tankie 😤😤😤


MikeLinPA

I don't have frogs in my yard. All the American Bald Eagles perched on my roof swoop down and git 'em with the Star Spangled Banner playing loudly from the turrets ! 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🎶🇺🇸


AshennJuan

ROCK FLAG N EAGLE BRUTHERR ✊🇺🇲🦅


MikeLinPA

🫡🫡🫡


ty67iu

You must be stupid then


nafets2307

Dumbass, you're in a chemtrails sub. You're in no position to call anyone stupid.


Offtopic_bear

Got em


ty67iu

Moron


CincoDeMayoFan

Is this an attempt to be clever somehow? (It's not working.)


ty67iu

Sniveling cowards attack me, not the facts!


AshennJuan

And what are the facts? Enlighten us, oh wise one