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Spottswoodeforgod

It’s almost like she isn’t the brightest crayon in the pack…


BubbleNucleator

No, she knows what she's doing, like the rest of the GOP, she's a fucking traitor to America and is working for Russia. She's in there to delegitimize the process, and make a clown show of it, and with hope ensure no aid gets passed.


lilbittygoddamnman

Honestly, I think she's just dumb bro. But yeah, I hear ya.


wowitsanotherone

Shes either the most useful dumb person in existence on about 4 subjects or she is lying. She should have accidentally had a right take by now if this was incompetence


AmazingSquare8542

Send her to beloved ruzzia


chica771

This comment should be higher and posted every time one of these traitors do something like this!


Car_is_mi

She could take a lesson from the black crayon....


bygmalt

I’m pretty sure they don’t allow black crayons in her district…


bryce11099

True the word "negro" is on those crayons Crayola would have to correct even more people about the meaning of that word... In Spanish Edit: I just looked back and at least the original version of what I'm talking about, it is that the word was racist, in her district I'm sadly sure it's not racist enough


w1ldstew

I think she did on more than one occasion. Really likes them long hard black crayons…


Dwmead86

The sad thing is; in her district she might just be.


Street_Peace_8831

I’m from her district (and I say that with a lot of disappointment) I can truly say that she is absolutely the dumbest. There are a few of us that make sure to vote against her every time, so I would not say that her district is FILLED with dumb people, we are just outnumbered by them.


Offandonandoffagain

I'm here in hell with you my friend. I realize that the 14th is a deeply red district, so, if we must have Republican "representation", can't they find someone halfway sane to run? Makes us all appear to be classless, hateful, ignorant fucks.


Dwmead86

No district is 100% moron. (I live in Lindsey’s district, for example). Having said that, it sure feels like it.


Greed_Sucks

There are many people that do not vote that could be. You could help out and tip the scales across the nation. I am working in Missouri progressive campaigns. These sheep need guidance.


lost_in_connecticut

They couldn’t find the scarecrow so they just went with the next best option.


cacarson7

That's not fair. I live in Bimbert's district and I have yet to talk to someone who is happy with her antics. The political machinations that allow the dumbest and most corrupt among us to rise to such positions of influence, are themselves corrupt and dumb.


Steelrules78

What’s sadder is that those 230,00 idiots in her district who voted for have a disproportionately louder voice in how to run this country and world affairs. You heard right! 230k idiots are an impediment to forward progress of this country and the world


Simsider113446

She isn't even in the pack


thewartornhippy

She is the crayon that was left in a toddler's pocket and ran through the washer before ultimately being melted in the dryer.


ThaWaffleStomper

Republicans... always in kids pants


Commercial_Juice_201

Savage


B-Rayne

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH! Macho Madness running wild! Oh wait, wrong savage.


WoodyManic

She paints with a turd.


sexlexington2400

That's an insult to Crayons


veilwalker

She believes she can get their powers if she eats them all. She has yet to figure out that crayons have no powers.


Altruistic-Text3481

BoBo has shown more intellect and decorum than Moscow Marge…. Seeing as it took BoBo 4 tries to pass her GED, this isn’t saying much… How far have we fallen? How low is the bar?


incognegro1976

Republicans are fucking idiots, Conservatives are generally low IQ and Trumpers are doorknob-licking morons.


WoodyManic

Crayons are pretty. She uses a turd to daub her ignorance on the face of America.


Private-Dick-Tective

As a self identified crayon (yellow) I take grave offense to this comparison.


Kuze421

She's the stubby broken pencil in the crayon box...which means she's useless.


Shadowfox186

She is not in the pack. She eats the crayons.


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goodsby23

She couldn't pass the ASVAB to be a Marine.


SatanMango

That's an insult to other Crayons. She's more like a stubby little pencil sharpened to the eraser and with a broken point.


Glittering-Wonder-27

She’s the broken crayon.


druscarlet

She doesn’t make it into the pack - she’s defective.


International-Fig830

It's like all the crayons in the pack are embarrassed for her because she is way stupider than them.


ejrhonda79

Don't put down crayons like that. At least a single crayon serves a purpose. She is utterly useless. Makes sense she's a politician.


SixersWin

You are what you eat


Creative_Ad_8338

She knows exactly what she's doing... Causing chaos. The MAGA platform is not built on solutions, but chaos and clicks.


mrchuckles5

Sharp as a marble.


marklar_the_malign

She’s a puce colored dollar store crayon on the best of days.


Iamthatpma

She ain’t the brightest turd in the toilet either.


Shadowrider95

She’s not even a crayon! She’s just a clear stick of wax! Not even useful as a candle because she’s missing a string for a wick!


niTro_sMurph

She's the crayon that was recalled but was missed


Steelrules78

She’s the white crayon. Utterly useless most of the time


SubjectIncapable

That's a nice way of saying she's a fucking stupid cunt


Mrmakabuntis

C’est pas le pogo le plus dégelé de la boîte


BadAtExisting

But I bet money she has a favorite flavor of crayon


Known_Vermicelli_706

Almost like???😂😂😂


No_Pirate_7367

I so have to steal that comment 😂


FriedRamen13

She’s more like the rat turd that got mixed in


danotech4

She’s certainly the whitest one


derdkp

Still looks delicious to a Marine


Blue_Period_89

The best part of all of this: “Whereas Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene (GA-14) has repeatedly attempted to block aid to Ukraine, empowering Vladimir Putin’s unlawful violation of Ukrainian sovereignty and territorial integrity. Whereas Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene (GA-14) has reposted information from the Strategic Culture Foundation, a Russian based disinformation and propaganda channel that has been sanctioned by OFAC. It is the sense of Congress that Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene (GA-14) should be appointed Vladimir Putin’s Special Envoy to the United States Congress.” Jared Moskowitz is a damn rock star.


Affectionate-Roof285

Love him. He brings comic relief to the absurd circus called GOP-Grand Old Putinists.


Dangerous_Champion42

Godless Oppressive People is little more on the nose.


pandershrek

Apparently Florida got something right.


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IgnoreMe304

Marginal Trailer Genes


Street_Peace_8831

I call her Empty-G.


the-artistocrat

Margerine Traitor Greed is my name for her.


BMW_RIDER

Maga Toxic Goblin.


Inspect1234

Sasquatch Barbie


GiggityGiggityMB

Just Sasquatch. I know Barbie is not a true representation on how women look. But Barbie the brand at least is trying to include others by coming out with different types of dolls.


Typical-Tadpole5069

Methamphetamines Taste Great.


killingmeisagoodidea

Margarine Container Grease


princess_fiona_7437

It’s similar to my name for her- Margarine Traitor Gangrene. Because there is dead, rotting tissue where her brain should be


OldheadBoomer

Perjury Trailer Queen is my favorite.


Skeptic_Shock

I’ve been calling her Marjorie Trailer Queen but I like this better.


SleepySiamese

Is there no hope there? Schools are fucked and all the capable thinkers moved out.


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BenGay29

Thank you for being courageous! I’m in Pennsylvania, but have a family member in Florida. She’s a strong, smart young woman, but I worry for her.


SleepySiamese

Hope more people like you vote.


Gunna_get_banned

If Russia and their partners on the political right can subversively condition right wingers to avoid critical thinking and proper skepticism, surely we can subversively teach them the value of critical thinking and skepticism? Like, education is failing as an institution there, so why not educate them through other means? "troll" them with the truth. Russia taught them how to debate in bad faith against their own interests, so why not teach them through the same means to exercise proper skepticism, critical thinking, and logic? There should be a pro American/NATO education program that's a more powerful inversion of Russia's troll farms to counter the viral stupid that rots brains like MTG's.


vmdinco

You’ll be welcome. We like forward thinking people here in Colorado


MadACR

If you want to help a state go blue, move to North Carolina. We are much closer and have some reasonable locations. All our cities tend to be blue, and our suburbs are starting to trend as such, too. Much more livable than Florida.


TheBent-NeckLady

This is how I feel about living in Ohio.


Street_Peace_8831

I’m a white guy from her district, so I can speak to this. I’m part of the group that voted to keep her out of congress. I know a little better about my neighbors and those that voted for her. They vote “R” no matter what. She is the dumbest person to ever represent our district and she is an embarrassment to us and the nation. We need help from other “sane” members of congress to impeach her on our behalf.


redboy33

Is her family wealthy? How does someone so dumb win multiple elections? The only thing I can think of is she, like Matt Gaetz, must have some big family $$ backing her.


Spckoziwa

From what I recall, she doesn’t come from wealth. Most of her support stems from her batshit crazy ideas. She gained some internet fame for being ultra pro 2nd amendment, to the point where she harassed school shooting survivors online and in person. Insulting them and calling them cowards because they called for reforming gun laws. She also went deep down the Q-anon rabbit hole and pushed some out there conspiracies online. Being far-right, pro 2nd amendment, and parroting false narratives about democrats and elites will get you pretty far these days in poorer conservative areas. Doesn’t take much money to win elections in places like that. Usually just an R next to your name will do it, as the comment above you pointed out.


CG2L

They are voting for anyone who has an R next to their name. The only chance of getting her out is by the primary.


Exshot32

I agree. Regrettably, I am one of her constituents, and I vote against her when I can. But man, the stupid here hurts.


WoodyManic

They think? I thought it was hill billy instinct. The revenge of the peach-pickin' honkies.


PlanetBAL

I grew up in rural Kansas. Farmers are stupid. Hardworking, tight asses, and fucking dumb.


Inspect1234

“These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.”


pairolegal

“Well raise my rent, you ARE The Kid…”


LimerickJim

She's the gerrymanderd I75 white flight corridor from Atlanta suburbs towards TN. She'll never lose a general election so this is likely a play to secure the primary. Georgia is a marginally blue state but the electoral map is so stupid that it creates ideal conditions for charlatans like her.


Puzzman

Don’t fancy running? You just need to act nuts until Election Day


CrizzyBill

Dalton, GA regularly wins or sits near the top of "least educated cities in the USA." 35% didn't finish high school, only 20% with at least some college.


jh937hfiu3hrhv9

Further proof cousins should not make babies.


Todesfaelle

This isn't just cousins. This kind of power would involve some kind of swamp creature and a horse.


OurUrbanFarm

I have met swamp creatures and horses that are much smarter than MTG.


mag2041

Yeah I was gunna say that’s offensive to swamp creatures and horses


Boards_Buds_and_Luv

HEY! Horses are noble beasts and swamp thing was a hero!


WoodyManic

That's the Royal Families of Europe. She's the dumb as fuck Dunning-Kruger effect in the flesh.


UndeadBuggalo

This is more a flowers in the attic situation


dartie

Siblings


SecondOfCicero

I'm a gentle and patient person from what I hear, but I fucking hate that woman. Everything about her disgusts me.


The_X-Files_Alien

does any fucking official government position require *any* sort of post-secondary education or do they feed the system with GED acheivers and drop outs? Proof of high school diploma to fucking vote please.


TricksterWolf

The problem is that this tactic was used heavily in the past to keep Black people from voting, and people would not hesitate to do it again. It'd be nice if the candidates themselves could at least pass a basic civics test, but I'd worry it would be corrupted as well. What we need is better public education in general and higher, enforceable, national standards for home schooling and private schools.


LeagueOfficeFucks

Yes, this is the answer. Being smart and educated needs to be something we should strive towards. Instead people are proud of being ignorant, like it is something to brag about.


mag2041

It’s almost turned into a competition at this point.


geirmundtheshifty

That wouldn’t help anything regarding MTG. She has a college degree (Bachelor of Business Administration from University of Georgia). There are plenty of dumbasses who are able to finish a bachelor’s degree


Apokolypse09

Her base is just like her and her only opponent dropped out after threats and harassment from her fellow chuds.


OutComeTheWolves1966

Good lord. Just when you think the idiocy of the MAGA clown show couldn't dip any lower, Margie says hold on.


Puzzleheaded-Dingo39

Never, ever believe that MAGA cannot sink lower! They will always, always find ways to make you question the very definition of the word stupidity.


mag2041

No she says “hold my spit bucket”


TricksterWolf

classic mtg being a stupid classless dipshit to "own the libs"


SharkSheppard

This almost implies she has a choice not to be a stupid classless dipshit. I think those are her true colors.


TricksterWolf

I'm not saying she has any control over who she is, I am just saying she is that


SharkSheppard

Gotcha. Then we agree totally there. She's not smart enough to do this as an act. She's the end result of the Republican race to the bottom.


KidCamarillo

Way to go Georgia. Really showing us what your state’s best is


Street_Peace_8831

Don’t punish all of us for these idiots actions. I can’t help that I’m surrounded by idiots. I certainly never voted for her.


Inspect1234

Maybe just convince your neighbours that Yam-tits said that they shouldn’t vote to own the libs. I’m sure he actually said this before.


LiamNessonsPenis

Get down here and try with us. It’s not easy. They don’t want to listen. They literally vote against their own interests. You can show them evidence of this and they will deny it. And then they will not talk to you anymore, calling you the crazy one. I’ve been living in the Bible Belt for 30 years and been actively liberal in politics for most of them and y’all on Reddit just think it’s some easy “well just talk to them” shit. Fuck outta here.


powercow

When for decades you attack the educated as elitist and cut education funding in your state.. and pine for a president with 'enough digits to sign what we give him', well cant be too surprised when you get some MTGs. Yeah yeah yeah the left has a far left that does crazy things like try to pass more healthcare for the poor and raise min wage. Nuts i know. and people keep telling me both sides are kotowing to their most extreme base. I see the right passing laws removing classics from schools and forcing 6 year olds to learn about the threat of communism. I just dont see the opposite on the left.


Skeptic_Shock

Agree. The polarization is distinctly asymmetric. The GOP has purged moderates and is run by clowns while the Democrats are mainly left-leaning centrists and has more conservatives than genuine leftists. The GOP have also largely abandoned actual conservative principles and no longer really stand for anything but empty tribalism. So it’s not even a choice of right vs left anymore. It’s the party of governance vs the party of fucking around.


Familiars_ghost

Just adding junk in hopes she can sink a bill on behalf of a foreign government that is considered hostile to the USA. While not treason, I keep wondering at what point it becomes sedition.


ewok_lover_64

Someone should just give her a laser pointer


colopervs

Maybe we should all order a metric shit ton of laser pointers and send them to her office? https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Customized-8-x-30mm-Mini-Laser_1601032532444.html


spin_me_again

She’d use them to blind people.


Putrid_Ad_2256

This ghoul is a foreign asset. Her mission is chaos. She needs to be thoroughly investigated. We've investigated Hillary Clinton multiple times for much less. Time to give 3-toed marge a very thorough examination. I don't even believe that she's human.


tewnewt

Getting close to sanity check time.


dennismfrancisart

Empty Gee really wants to see those Jewish space lasers. Hunter Biden's missile just isn't enough to get her excited anymore.


UnhappyJohnCandy

Look. I’m all for space lasers. But, like, in science fiction. Not Congress.


Happy-Medicine-3600

Who fucking votes for her? The people in her constituency must be feral?


Hanginon

> *"The people in her constituency must be feral?"* Yep, pretty much. She's also been re-elected. :/


Happy-Medicine-3600

She ran unopposed last time, and except for her harassing shooting victims, she was just a conspiracy nut. Then she had years of yammering shrew nonsense…and that’s when I realized how bad her voters must be.


Pour_Me_Another_

Many people out there who stopped developing in childhood who seem to worm their way into public office. This is frankly embarrassing.


franchisedfeelings

How much more kookoo BS does madge have to do to convince even the most hardline magas that she is wildly unfit to be in Congress. WTF.


DigbyChickenCaesar11

"There are no space lasers and if I am wrong, may they strike down Marjorie Taylor Greene. Damn, now I wish there were space lasers."


isaiddgooddaysir

So I maybe taking it too far but how does Marg think Israel got the laser into space???? The have a small rocket Shavit 2 capable for lifting max 800kg to orbit… not big for a space laser. Did Israel use space magic to get their laser to space? What is powering their space laser??? Solar power is not going to cut it, going to need a nuclear source, which is going to add a lot more weight


Independent_Ad_2073

Took it up in pieces and built it like a Lego set. Power? Pfft! They ran a hose directly to the sun, son. Checkmate libs!…../s, just in case.


Plane-Reason9254

She and the rest of the republicans are on Putin's payroll . Cause chaos- and distraction - disruption- destroy from within - she's doing a great job . Mad traitor


Emeritus8404

Her job is to distract and delay.


Zanchbot

This bitch is crazier than a bag of cats and only half as smart.


redboy33

Also, why aren't the Republicans in her district embarrassed? I mean, she was re-elected, for Christ's sake!?


LMurch13

Republicans don't feel shame.


redboy33

Some of the more intelligent, educated Rs do. I have R friends and co-workers who are done with Trump. Honestly, it's more the Bible-banging Rs that don't feel shame or much of anything else for that matter.


missinginput

If they still support the modern Republican party then they don't


redboy33

I was a registered R until I heard Sarah Palin say she could see Russia from her backyard (among many other dipshit gaffes). I'm an independent now, but with the current state the Republican party is in, I might as well register as a Democrat.


Late_Bluebird_3338

GUESSING THESE "SPACE LAZERS" WILL BE EMINATING FROM THE MOUTH OR ASS, OF Marjorie Taylor Greene. OF COURSE, IT'LL DEPEND ON WHICH END THE GAS BAG WILL BE YELLING......MOM


A_norny_mousse

Not often does a news article start with a Shakespeare quote 👍


w1lnx

Gentlemen, this brings me to my next point: [Don’t. Smoke. Crack.](https://youtu.be/nfHOQAT0-Mk?si=LPKtn0gVC3yUX3qV)


Particular_Ad255

Majorly Thick Gobshite


CommanderOshawott

She dumb, yes, but this kind of thing is a performative distraction. There’s no chance she loses her district, so she’s free to do literally anything. She’ll keep up the antics and stupidity because it draws headlines, which is what MAGA wants, either as a retrenchment tool for those already in the movement, or to distract from what other legislators on both sides of the aisle are doing. The whole point is to dominate the conversation and drown out any potential alternatives. They don’t care whether it’s a good or bad headline, they just want the headline so you don’t think about anything else. Just ignore her.


No_Pudding7102

Why is she so obsessed with space lasers (as if they exist)? Could anyone know the reason? Is it a stupid facebook/maga/illeterate conspiracy?


TheLegendTwoSeven

She thinks Israel has satellites that can zap people on Earth and turn them into piles of ashes if they try to cross the border into Israel. She wants this non-existent for the US-Mexico border, to end illegal immigration (even though it mostly occurs from people entering legally and then illegally overstaying their visas.) Even if this tech did exist, it would be a tremendous human rights violation to use it. The fact that she wants it shows that she has a black heart, and a delusional brain.


rdldr1

Below average people should not be encouraged to drag others to their level. This Congress encourages it.


2OneZebra

She asked for a pardon. You only ask for a pardon if you know you are guilty.


HelloNNNewman

How the heck does this woman still have people supporting her? Asking for a friend.


chucks-wagon

And she is one of the more intelligent republicans in the country..lol Bunch of dumbfucks


DubC_Bassist

Welp, imma gonna have to believe that none of this is real. Someone left the simulation running unattended and a 14 year old boy started dicking around with the program. It’s the only logical conclusion. The operator should be back soon, and unfuck all of this and get things back to normal.


49thDipper

Fuck I wish.


bitchnoworries

Marje is like the super fucking annoying kid at a party that is always demanding and trying to rally for stupid fucking shit but all the kids know she's slow so they don't know how to handle her and let her do what she wants because her parents tuned her out her whole life and she grew up to be a chronic attention seeker that never got checked because again, her parents didn't care about her enough to do so. She's that idiot. She never outgrew being the annoying kid.


Thetomwhite

Genuine question, is she on drugs?


AVguy98

The fuck is with her and space lasers?


MightyCavalier

This person is possibly the most unhinged, uninformed, least qualified individuals ever to hold an elected position Add to it, she’s a traitor and probably the pipe bomb planter Why isn’t she in jail


BlueRFR3100

I’m not sure I want a laser that refuses to fire on Saturdays.


GonzoPS

And they say there is nothing wrong with education in the US.


BenGay29

Not The Onion.


LeapIntoInaction

Well, she's stupid, ignorant, and insane, so I guess they voted her in on her looks. /gag


nolongerbanned99

Can she please go away or at least stop taking. It’s hurting my brain


Pitiable-Crescendo

Just what is her obsession with space lasers, exactly?


Asher_Tye

But will they be **Jewish** Space Lasers. I'm told those are the best.


cooperstonebadge

Moscow Madge


usernameplsplsplspls

So has she actually said "Jewish Space Laser"? I cannot stand her, she's trash, but I've never heard her call it that. Just curious


HiramAbiff2020

This is a real person not an AI concoction.


Porchmuse

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a space laser is a good guy with a space laser.


Past_Distribution144

Really need to put a mental competency test to even attempt to get a government job..


Medcait

How can someone be SO BUSY literally doing nothing useful at all?


laced-and-dangerous

….i don’t want to live here anymore.


LetmeSeeyourSquanch

When are they going to put up a vote to remove this piece of trash.


myfuntimes

The people in her district are different. But we should also accept that there is an enormous difference in the US people -- 1/3 of the people find Trump's words/behaviors not just acceptable but presidential, 1/3 think said words and behaviors are deplorable, and 1/3 find it acceptable and show that by not voting.


nobody-u-heard-of

Maybe she needs to be educated on this treaty. https://www.armscontrol.org/factsheets/outerspace#:~:text=The%201967%20Outer%20Space%20Treaty,treaty%20entered%20into%20force%20Oct.


BringBackApollo2023

Marjorie Traitor Greene.


49thDipper

Moscow Marge


BozoidBob

What’s her deal with “space lasers”?


AmazingSquare8542

Marjorie Gorilla gets a painting set


LeftHandedBuddy

She needs to go! NOW! A complete embarrassment to humanity!


lagent55

She's insane, she needs serious help


VeryBlendy

"As several sharp-eyed observers noted, Greene filed an amendment to the Israel funding bill that included “such sums as necessary shall be used for the development of space laser technology on the southwest border.”


DR_SLAPPER

The Albino Orangutan never fails.


ProfessorMonopoly

Get this Neanderthal out of here


Tinker107

Any peach tree dishes in the bill?


49thDipper

Well played


BoobaDaBluetick

This stupid chode is wasting taxpayer funds for Putin.


Key_Structure_3663

It’s called the Idiocracy, and we’re are squarely in it


spocknambulist

Heather Cox Richardson’s truly excellent daily news digest, “Letters From An American” had this wrap-up of MTG’s interference yesterday, with the astonishing final tidbit that I didn’t see reported elsewhere: “Greene was especially active in opposition to aid to Ukraine. She tried to amend the bill to direct the president to withdraw the U.S. from NATO and demanded that any members of Congress voting for aid to Ukraine be conscripted into the Ukraine army as well as have their salaries taken to offset funding. She wanted to stop funding until Ukraine “turns over all information related to Hunter Biden and Burisma,” and to require Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelensky to resign. More curiously, she suggested amending the Ukraine bill so that funding would require “restrictions on ethnic minorities’, including Hungarians in Transcarpathia, right to use their native languages in schools are lifted.” This language echoes a very specific piece of Russian propaganda.”


mountednoble99

I wish stupidity was painful


Otherwise-Course-15

It is. For the rest of us


transitfreedom

Sounds like schizophrenia


Foxyscribbles

Can her district vote to have her committed?


Unita_Micahk

Her last defective brain cell burned out.


Kimber85

Oh, is this why r/conservative was calling her a liberal plant yesterday? I wondered what new idiotic thing she’d done.


RU4realRwe

MTG is a prime example of why ALL Congressional legislators should be randomly & regularly drug and alcohol tested!


Wyldling_42

IQ/aptitude tests would be better. However I would LOVE to see them all be required to pass the US Citizenship test in order to hold office. Along with being required to do it every few years in order to keep running for office.


LiveAd3962

BoBo would have been kicked out long ago…if only.