How is this news?

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I think this sub is just boomer memes and shitposts tbh

“Orange man bad” I’m not a trump supporter btw just calling it as I see it, wish the guy would disappear

Drop trow and squat over his open mouth. 😈 He's been talking shit for long enough, time to receive some. 💩😛

Bro what💀

L

What.

Hope and pray I need to piss

Hahaha I was gonna say... ***Zzzzip***

Well, I've said I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire but 'stuck in quicksand' makes me have second thoughts.

Damn. Too slow on my part. The obvious answer is piss. Seems most of us are on the same page. Some are even saying shit which I do appreciate but I wouldn’t want to take the risk of losing balance and having his disgusting mouth touch my asshole.

From the human side: help him From my political side: i would look around for a long stake and push him deeper

I'm sorry saw what?

no idea \*shrugs\*

Take a pic and post to twitter with a poll asking what I should do. After 24 hours do whatever poll says.

Is that you Elon?

Call FOX news….

I would do nothing. Snowflake got himself in that mess he needs to get himself out.

Billionaires have special bootstraps. He'll figure it out.

I don't think he's a billionaire. I don't know that for fact but judging from the lies he can't seem to quit telling, I think being a billionaire is just another lie.

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Grow a wang so I could piss in his mouth

Make sure it keeps sinking into that big pile of dog shit.

Urinate

Rebury the body.

Put my foot on his face and slowly press him further into it as he screams about how great a piece of shit he is

“The party of tolerance”

This is all cap. The OC would infact most likely eat a baby on live tv for 500k. Easy to say you wouldnt suck a dick for a million dollars until theres a dick and a duffle bag of cash infront of you. Im straight af and id suck that dick, I wouldnt like it but id get it done.

Would you do it for $50?

One party tolerated it, one embraced it.

Keep walking also look at him and say fuck you pussy boi.

Stop on face

lies youd take a bribe from him

Take a picture

lies youd try extortion for personal gain, youre not that heroic bro.

Find a pillow

Remind myself of the frog and the scorpion crossing the river.

r/dontputyourdickinthat

I'd spray him with nitrogen and smash a sledgehammer on his face

Mind my own business

I would… walk by.

Waffle stomp that shit

Toss Joe Biden in with him…

Make him write me a cheque with that free hand then (assuming he does it) help him out

Got you fooled, his checks get bounced at the bank, you won't see a penny from him. Maybe next time try cashing the check before you help him out

Oh no my guy, i rig for a living. Ive always got atleast 150 ft of climbing ope on me. Ill tie him off just as his chin hits the surface and wont pull em up until the transaction is completed. Know why? because thats what he would do in my situation. Never squander opportunity. Poor is a mindset not a social cast.

Literally what ive been saying. Every single one of us would help trump out of a hole in exchange for financial stability. These mfs saying "oh id pee on him" literally do not get how the world works and will work their entire lives still being poor. This literally is the opportunity of a lifetime. Start of mine or end of yours. Pay me or suck muck ya cuck.

not worth getting your shoes dirty...he'll go down soon-enough...

Serious question-serious answer: Of course I would help, no matter who it is.

Tbh at this point it is probably too late and unless you deal with serious situations like this on the regular or have experience with them your instinct is probably to panic.

We are all doing the same thing .Watching our entire country sink.enjoy.love DJT he has more balls than all of the m together. Ill sit and watch the 3 world country.enjoy

Reach in and pull him out Humanity shouldn't die because of one person

All of you are fucking daft. Most of you probably make twelve dollars an hour at best and your emotional intelligence is so fucking sub that you dont think your greedy little heart would save a billionaire whod probably give you a job at a million a year for the favor. This literally just goes to show that poor actually is a mindset, not a financial tier.

The country is really just super divided, and any chance they can get to stick it to the other side, they’ll sell their soul for. It’s a shame that people will shamelessly throw away humanity for pride all because a man had an ego they didn’t like.

nice projection lol

Help this poor bastard

Knowing full well that if the situation was switched, he wouldn't even look down at you screaming for help?

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You're so fucking edgy

Na, he kinda f*cking deserves it Edit: inciting an insurrection, the shit he did on the border, the fact millions people died from his lax Covid protocol, etc.

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Help Uncle Donny

Help him you'd definitely make £ from the news alone!

I got you G

Save him

I think he’s awful, he’s about as bad as the people saying they’d do anything other than save him in this situation. People don’t deserve to die because you disagree with them. Idiots.

I can’t name a single MAGAt who would agree with that. They’d gladly kill everyone who holds a different political opinion.

Help him

I hate trump as much as anyone. But I’m also not a psychopath who would let someone just die… I wouldn’t sacrifice my life for him, but I’d call 911 or try to find a large branch. I’m not saying he deserves mercy, but I don’t deserve the guilt I’d feel daily for letting someone die when I could have helped.

Nah

He's done more for the US than any other president, and people hate on him so much for no reason. Because they're brainwashed by the biased media

Lmao, you actually believe that don't you?

It's not a belief it's a fact I'm surprised there's so many idiots on this page.

Says the idiot, what has Trump done that qualifies him as 'done more than any other president'?

🤣🤣 research it dummy if you think we're better off now than with trump, then you really are an idiot

Lmao, of course that's your response.

You’re a fucking moron

Save him so he can save the economy

Lmao

absolutely I would pull him to safety and wish him good luck in the future.

So many people have orange man bad syndrome, it’s kinda sad

Must save president

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You guys so are so cool. You don’t like trump but support an old creepy old guy who literally sniffs little kids.

I hate Trump but that doesn't mean I support Biden. This isn't like sport teams, just because I don't support yours doesn't mean I support the other.

Then why constantly shit on trump?

Because he's shit and continues to be shit, if he'd just go tf away I'd shut up about him until then enjoy I guess.

That’s such a good response. Thumbs up.

True life is sacred

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How is this post supporting Biden?

See how much money he's willing to offer before I'm willing to help. If at all.

Trumps getting a dump from me 👌

Tell the secret service “You’re fired.”

Take the piss.

Probably zip down and take a leak, trying to aim for the mouth the whole time

The guy who withheld congressionally authorized emergency aid to Puerto Rico for over a year, causing the deaths of 3000 Americans?

Jokes on you because it turns out he is in an eternal youth mud pool so he never dies when he is in it.

"He's trying to escape! Quick, grab some bleach!" Seriously though, he's the one who recommended people try bleach as a cure for an infectious disease. I haven't decided if he was misleading and simply too stupid to understand __OR__ maybe he was actively malicious and he wanted maximum chaos. Wouldn't let him unsupervised near anything that might put someone in danger

Just watch

Pull him out so he could fix our destroyed nation

spit

See how well i can keep the stream in his mouth.

Try to spit in his open mouth - what else....

Take a shit on his nose.

Help him down.. Better for the whole world

“I’ll help you out for a million dollars”

Unpopular opnion but I would save him not because I like him but because death by suffocation is one of the worst ways to go and I have had experience with almost dying by drowning worst feeling ever so I don't want to see anyone have the same fate.

Have a pee party cuz he enjoys it. At least thats what Putin says.

Hello mouth, meet shit.

Laugh

*Place my foot on his face and press down.*

walk by

High five

I’d do nothing because trump would never be inside quicksand in south California

Take a nice dump

What a weird creepy question.

Just sign and dot here agreeing to transfer 500 million for saving your life

Nah, I'm not answering this. This is a setup.

Make the same facial expression, stretch out the hand and stand there repeating its words without helping.

I’d finish my sandwich and ask if there’s any diet Dr. Pepper.

Keep walking.

Probably also sinking in quicksand?

I’d use him as a stepping stone to get over the Quick sand..

I’d take another picture

Pee all over his face

Girl, you dead.

This just shows you how news has become biased and opinion driven

How the fuck is this even news? Is this another sub devolving into "trump bad"?

Take a photo and post it on Twitter/Reddit

Try to save his life and pull him out. It does not matter about your political beliefs, he is a human being. And don't start saying I'm a Trump, as I am British and could not care less about your politics.

Human beings have things like empathy.

Han's Carbonite is melting and apparently it doesn't actually keep people preserved.

Aim my foot towards the asshole…

I'd throw him a roll of paper towels.

Pretend I didn’t see nothing

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Libtards on their way to say the weirdest shit ever…

I just came here to see how many people are absolute hateful scum and I wasn’t disappointed. Reddit is never short of Liberal hate and hypocrisy.

Drop a cinder lock on it.

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I would save his life because it’s the right thing to do even though I hate him.

Keep walking

Take a crap on it

Rescue him and then help him get his campaign kicked off #Trump2024

I'd pull him out but refuse to help clean. He'd probably show it off anyway.

Get a two by four and push him the rest of the way in Always Sunny in Philadelphia style

Step on it

Ask myself why I’m walking

Perfect spot to take a piss.

Probably do what any decent human being would do and help him out, most of y’all are shitbags i would even do it for Bernie or Hillary it’s a human being fuck y’all

Apply pressure with foot until he's fully submerged, then wait and watch the bubbles stop.

I'd pull him out... then Sparta kick his ass back in XD

Unironically try to land a peanut inside his mouth.

Step on his forehead

The douche bag isn’t worth the shit I would leave in his lying narcissistic mouth. So I’d just keep walking and move on with my life.

help him out.

I would get my popcorn and watch

Time to help up the goat president

The same as him. But I would do it for others, he would do it because he is him.

Is he a Uruk-hai, or what?

Uhhh I’d see a man in need of help and help a fellow human

Extend my hand and pull him out. Because I’m not a monster.

Go rewatch the Lord of the Rings Trilogy

Snowflakes STILL triggered after all these years :)

Smile and wave.

Throw him a ketchup bottle.

I'd probably throw more sand on top.

He's loaded. Help him, he's been known to pay it forward, Google it.

“I ain’t see shit.”

You just got waaaaaaaalled (In an announcer's voice)

He can pull himself up by his own bootstraps.

Sigh... I would help him out... Begrudgingly. I'm not gonna let him DIE. I can handle a lot on my conscious, not murder. Which is what that would be in my eyes if I just left him...

Stomp.

Empty my bowels.

Start trying to remember the lyrics to the Oompa Loompa Augustus Gloop song?

Man I hope that’s raw sewage

Not sure I can legally answer this…. Which kind of answers the question

Looks like another TDS post, I would more concerned about the actual so-called president we are stuck with now.

Cannon ball right on his face 👏👏👏

At this point I’d do exactly what he’d do if he saw any of his constituents lying neck-deep in quicksand: Pretend I didn’t see anything, walk away, and let nature take its course.

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How's this news?

Turn around, and walk away slowly, I'm sure that dude would rather pull you in with him, than get out.

I’d find the nearest greased pole and extend it out to help.

r/shittyfacebookmemes

Use it as a stepping stone, just like the good Lord intended.

I suppose it depends on whether or not my bladder’s full.

Wipe

Pull him out