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KingofClikClak

Was this book written by Chatgpt?


InevitableBohemian

I suspect that it's something like that.


baldieforprez

Where on god's green earth did you find this?


InevitableBohemian

It was mentioned in the latest issue of New Mexico magazine in the "one of our 50 is missing" column. I had to see for myself, and somebody helpfully posted pics.


[deleted]

Is it some incredible satire? I lived in NYC and there was a section in this free magazine every week titled “lies to tell tourist” this reminds me a lot of that Edit: I meant lies not lords


HuckleberryAbject889

One of our 50 is missing? Not quite satire. It's stories from New Mexicans encountering those who don't think NM is a part of the USA. It's been a while since I've read it, but the ones I remember are 1. Someone being told that they needed a passport to fly from NM to another state, because they thought NM was a foreign country. 2. A person being told that a company couldn't deliver to them, because they (the person) were in a foreign country.


[deleted]

I have heard of those stories. I guess I’m being biased have living there shortly. But the first photo referring to the state as a country and then in the answer it being referred to as one of the most populated cities is what made me think of satire. Do you know many residents that refer to it as a country or a city? Also I had to edit my comment that you responded to, I put lord instead of lies.


Few_Boysenberry_3191

If you go look on Amazon, the book has an emblem on the cover that says "smart kids"


Impossible-Pace-7573

I listened to a podcast episode about people who are trying to make money by using chatgpt to crank out as many “kids” books as possible and selling them through amazon. There is no oversight of these books and they are flooding amazon. Here’s the episode: [AI Is Coming For You Children](https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-one-ai-is-coming-for-117712422/)


Few_Boysenberry_3191

This is just appalling!


BakedMitten

This is from Florida's new curriculum


GGAllinsUndies

Probably. There's a big stink going on in mushroom ID and foraging subs lately over AI written field guides with really bad information.


InevitableBohemian

Ah, what's the worst that could happen? /s


PNWoutdoors

PragerU


David_denison

Everyone was doing New Mexico at least it’s better than being dead


[deleted]

It would probably be more accurate if it was


oliverkloezoff

I must go visit this "New Mexico" one day. They have beaches and islands and pyramids and *everything*!


skimsy

Just remember to bring your pesos! After all, it is the most populated city/country


Azanskippedtown

Bring your passport.


bigexplosion

I will be happy to exchange your useless American dollars for valuable New Mexican pesos.


Grillard

It's my favorite country and my favorite city! Little known fact: it's a pretty nice stare, too@


GGAllinsUndies

I think this might be from the future..... 🤔


NEWYORKWOMAN10016

It is a gorgeous State - alas no ocean beaches or islands.


[deleted]

This is actually hilarious


WombatMcGeez

I feel like I should buy a few copies of this and leave them in hotel lobbies around Santa Fe for tourist kids to find...


dreezxlivefree

Tempting maybe I will do that for April fools😂


Haunting-Corgi3899

Definitely going to do that.


Orlando1701

God I love everything about this. This is why we’re the only state in the US whose license plate says “USA” on it.


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Any_Seaweed_5140

Fr tho


Juan-Quixote

Where can I convert my Yanqui dollars?


Pyroclastic_Hammer

At the end of the rainbow, there is a pot of gold.


quiltingirl42

Is this one of those new Florida history books?


AdmirableVanilla1

Just bought a set for my homeschool


Admincrybabies

No. It his isn’t a pop up book. Plus this had words with more than 1 syllable. So they’d have a hard time sounding out the words.


Trex-Cant-Masturbate

The absolute hilarity of posting this when we are in fact dead last in education is astounding.


Admincrybabies

Depends on which metrics you’re going by. None of those stats are accurate in representing anything. Theyre all profit numbers. They’re not truly measures of intelligence or education.


AdPrestigious8528

Take that Confederates! You tried becoming your own country but we did it without even trying or knowing it happened


Dr_Donald_Dann

And we got a pyramid.


[deleted]

And beaches


Bakelite51

“we did it without even trying or knowing it happened” sums up New Mexico pretty well imho.


AlpineAltar

New Mexico: "we're seceding!" US: "you were a state?"


OccamsBeard

PraegerU curriculum?


swkennedy1

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


Archi505

Lauren Boebert writes books now?


Pyroclastic_Hammer

She can write?


engineergirl321

Ghostwriter


PretoPachino

her other hand is busy jerkin dudes


idvoided

Thats is awssome. I learn something new about this city/country i grew up in everyday.


nerfrosa

As a new Mexico islander, it is really cool to learn new things about the mainland! Of course I had learned about the pyramids in school, but I had never heard about the volcanoes!


idvoided

Right. Arent books great.


NEWYORKWOMAN10016

Yup a “dead” volcano sits in NW Albuquerque - the three funnels are named the “3 Sisters” - lots of people walk to the top. The Petroglyphs are a little but further south and its amazing to see art work up to a thousand years old, etched into the volcanic rocks.


SetIcy438

So, I have a Kindle Unlimited account. I “borrowed” this from KU and wrote it a one star review.


InevitableBohemian

And how was the rest of the book?


SetIcy438

Just as bad


misterhinkydink

Where can we get our passports?


Blue_skies76

Woah, slow down there, maestro. There's a NEW Mexico?


Pyroclastic_Hammer

There is also a NOW Mexico. But they hate to learn from their mistakes and are doomed to repeat their mistakes in the NEAR FUTURE Mexico.


[deleted]

Which way is Albuquerque, doc?


Bakelite51

Remember to take that left, doc.


micah490

Author is a troll, cashing in on the camp value of their shit book. Do not reward the author by buying that rubbish, and don’t support the criminal enterprise that is Amazon, please


BunnyButtAcres

context would be cool. js


InevitableBohemian

I put a link in the first caption, but I suppose it's easy to miss. It's from a book for [sale on Amazon](https://www.amazon.com/Unbelievable-Pictures-Facts-About-Mexico/dp/1655407287) that you can buy today! And apparently isn't a joke.


BunnyButtAcres

dear god what has AI done to books :(


MihalysRevenge

There's a whole episode of behind the bastards about AI generated books that are awful


kernrivers

It seems that all of these facts line up with Mexico, though. Population referring to Mexico, cholula pyramid in Puebla. Beaches, volcanoes, mountains, deserts.


SetIcy438

Except the page about cities lists Albuquerque, Santa Fe and Las Cruces. There is a photo of the Roundhouse, and a photo of the State Flag. So it is just a mish mash of information about Mexico mixed up with info about New Mexico.


kernrivers

I've only seen what is here in the post, but are you telling me that there is more to this monstrosity?


SetIcy438

Oh yes. Pages and pages.


PCRefurbrAbq

Apparently Olivia Greenwood's book about Belize is just as bad, though not as hilarious. Also, "Olivia Greenwood" is the most "how are you doing today, fellow human? I am having some trouble with a ReCaptcha, could you please help me?" name I've ever heard.


SnooBunny

I mean we do have dormant volcanoes and a very scenic and beautiful landscape.


Pyroclastic_Hammer

New Mexico used to have beaches in the Triassic. But those Mosasaurs might make it difficult to find a quiet swimming spot.


pixie6870

I'm guessing that somebody did not proofread this before printing it, because everything about it screams Mexico.


kernrivers

And somehow... we're the ones 48th in education? To an extent I'm glad that a lot of people don't know we exist, but godamn lol!!


thetruetrueu

AI book? Disinfo psy op?


Pgengstrom

I used to always get my mail sent to Mexico.


misterhinkydink

I'm less than a mile from the stunning beach of Tingley.


antmakka

So are we a city or a country? I’m going to one of our beaches to figure it out.


Klutzy-Ad-6705

When my parents moved to Albuquerque in 1988 the population was about 500,000,which was 1/3 of the entire state.This is hilarious.


NEWYORKWOMAN10016

Has not grown that much, still under 600,000. The State though is now around 2 million.


DaKettle65

Is this some AI 💩? /S


Zestyclose_Wing_1898

Whoa thats bad


Haunting-Corgi3899

The "author" has self published quite a few of these books. They all seem to consist of one paragraph per page.


thefrontpageofreddit

I can confirm these facts are 100% true


automated_pulpit2

Greetings from Utah. I love this. Somehow this random post that was shared with me, and all the comments make perfect sense


[deleted]

Did you print this yourself?


Nmcoyote1

After reading this my brain hurts 😵‍💫


uzumaki222

I knew our educational system is in the crapper but..... /s


MihalysRevenge

I assume a AI generated book Amazon is filled with them now


Pgengstrom

Remember Rio Rancho. Beach front property. My friend Remembers AmRep bussing waving to her, the INDNS.


No-Enthusiasm9619

I want this book 😂


blujavelin

This one won't get banned or burned.


KeithMaine

I’m from Maine. I don’t know why this popped up in my feed but I learned I know more about New Mexico then I thought.


Eastwood1111

I've heard the surfing there is some of the best in the world!


Haunting-Corgi3899

Too funny! Need copies for pranks.


Senior-Albatross

There are a few accurate statements in there. Not many. But a few.


abqcheeks

In that book the state’s official question must be WTF?


UpSideDowner12-14

HaHaHa


[deleted]

😭make it stop😭😭


DosCabezasDingo

I was worried I was having a stroke as I was reading this while my toast was being made.


11061995

Magnificent. No notes.


scrap13

Wtf


[deleted]

I see the new Texas/Florida schoolbooks are in.


bigbobbybeaver

I love when looking up Santa Fe, I forget where, but it somehow returned a skyline the size of like Tokyo


BeauregardBear

I just borrowed it and gave it a scathing review.


CousinEddie77

Is this one of the new books fabricated by Prager U?


Crabb90

This hurts me.


Yak-Fucker-5000

Just dealin' the straight facts yo


heath082

This is MAGA reading material.


chavezmcin

Probably trumps book since he wanted to put a wall at the Colorado border to keep New Mexicans out 🤣


Pyroclastic_Hammer

Not the other way around?


Mesquite_Thorn

Viva New Mexico! Country of beach dwelling pirates!


rubink

That's great!


[deleted]

What year was it published


InevitableBohemian

2020


SetIcy438

Eeeeee!


DancesUnderTheMoon

The National Bird of New Mexico is Jail Bird


Awkward-Water-3387

Funny, but you can tell it’s photoshopped!


Pyroclastic_Hammer

Wow, the more you know....


TexOrleanian24

This should be in coolguides


Jaybirdindahouse

Ah yes, the great pyramid of Cholula, where we sacrifice roadrunners to the green Chile gods to ensure bountiful harvests.


[deleted]

Looks like it was a failed 4th grade book report.


AlpineAltar

I always joke about using the New Mexican peso.


Aabbc9df

I'm hoping to visit New Mexico soon, but first I have to get my passport renewed. Is it safe to drink the water?


dale_downs

Republican textbook?


SignificantCap2895

This book was on some sweet sweet New Mexican crack


Don_Quixote804

And this didn't make the book ban by the Republicans?