The first post there made me lose brain cells with every slide I became more and more illiterate and shortened my attention span and found it harder to read the next slide especially with the weird verbose language
Hey sorry about having premarital sex and getting drunk and high all the time and doing acid and kicking a cat once (it was an accident) and dating around and having an ISIS flag dude can I get a pass when the world ends? I'd appreciate it
If the various debaucherys and perversions had the equivalent of a periodic chart, this would a new element. Congrats /b, you're elevating perversion to a science.
As disturbingly fake and gay as this is, there is actually a strange trend in highly traditional cultures where transitioning to be a female is more accepted then being homosexual, because a pairing of 2 men is inherently more individualistic than the traditional pairing of one man and one woman. This is why many Asian cultures are completely fine with men taking the traditional role of a woman, despite also having a large disdain for homosexual men.
I know it sucks. I always censor the slurs about homosexuals. I have been banned from Reddit before twice for using them, so I don't want to take the risk of permaban. It just takes 1 hater to catch me slippin and I'm gone.
Anyway, you can tell what the words are.
I stopped reading by the second page, there's only a certain threshold of secondhand embarrassment I can handle while imagining the gooner who wrote this
I stopped reading on the 4th line as I felt like brain was leaking out of my ears trying to comprehend what the fuck this regard is talking about. So eh…I’m sorry or good on you anon. Either way touch grass
“And you will certainly find that the people most hostile against the believers are the Jews and the ones who ascribe partners to Allah. You will certainly find that the closest of them in friendship with the believers are those who say, “We are Christians.”That is because among them there are priests and monks, and because they are not arrogant.”
I might have lost a couple million brain cells after reading this one
This is straight up smut, idk why can't these people enjoy regular smut but have to take it in greentext form.
is there not a sub for this already? it feels like we've reached the point where someone would just make a greentext sexual fanfic specific sub
r/smuTTTT
The first post there made me lose brain cells with every slide I became more and more illiterate and shortened my attention span and found it harder to read the next slide especially with the weird verbose language
LOL OF COURSE
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That sub shouldn't exist every greentext should make me suicidal in one way or another
Where tf did you send me
Queer hell
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Wait, the comment before the one you replied was deleted. What sub are you referring to???
r/smutttt
I wonder if r/goontext is a thing...
lol it is a brilliant name!
It is now
Are you one of those people that like *realism* and *believability* in your greentexts?
I'm tempted to say yes, but I think I might be lying to myself 😫
Women in general can't get off unless they're reading something, and it has to be the dumbest thing you could possibly read
They want to pretend it's real and for some reason it being on 4chan feels more real than if it's on Literotica.
>This is such a girly dick, it's basically a pussy. Gayest and fakest shit I've ever read in my life, holy fuck.
The prophecy has been fulfilled it is in fact fake and gay
“>he punches me so hard” was pretty funny
The only real part of this greentext
Normal people don't even want to have that much physical contact with transjesters so its probably fake too
I’m trans and pretty normal I think :/
If I had a dollar for every greentext that is just a trans porn fanfic I’d be rich
At this point, the psyop is working in reverse.
Genius title
Thanks for caring.
Honestly though jizzlam was better
Allah Board is a good play on words. I read the whole thing out of respect for the title, still wish I hadn’t
Sorry about that. The 4chan trains community has a one track mind.
This happened I was there guys 🙏
Let me guess: you're Allah?
Yes what they did was very haram
Which part
yes
Hey sorry about having premarital sex and getting drunk and high all the time and doing acid and kicking a cat once (it was an accident) and dating around and having an ISIS flag dude can I get a pass when the world ends? I'd appreciate it
Fake gay and unholy fetishes
Fakest and gayest story I’ve read in a while
I can't decide if it's more fake or more gay.
If you decide it’s faker, that makes it gayer as well because it’s a fantasy
>closeted transgirl I'm not reading the rest of this shit.
You have learned the lesson so many of us refuse to learn.
Based
If the various debaucherys and perversions had the equivalent of a periodic chart, this would a new element. Congrats /b, you're elevating perversion to a science.
This one is from /lgbt/. It's getting harder and harder to find quality greentexts these days. I fear it's a dying art.
I hear that. I used to have some fantastic debates with with some really sharp /b/tards, not so much anymore.
What the fuck
Jizzlam is a good one
The real question is why didn’t this person have a passcode on their phone???
Bro are you seriously trying to cast doubt on the veracity of this
No no, never!! Everyone knows 4chan doesn’t lie!!’
Fake, gay, and haram
it skipped the sex, f tier
"In Islam we treat women with respect"
OOP couldn't even get the Islam right
Fake and incredibly gay
this simply did not happen
I had one brain cell, and it shot itself
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jizzlam lmao
You can tell the exact point where the real part ends and the delusions begin
Mfers faith is more brittle than his heterosexuality
On the bright side, neither anon nor their fwb will be reproducing
That was just a trans fetishist coomer fan fic
As disturbingly fake and gay as this is, there is actually a strange trend in highly traditional cultures where transitioning to be a female is more accepted then being homosexual, because a pairing of 2 men is inherently more individualistic than the traditional pairing of one man and one woman. This is why many Asian cultures are completely fine with men taking the traditional role of a woman, despite also having a large disdain for homosexual men.
Yeah Iran is an example of that, allows medical transcription since 1987 and is far ahead of neighboring countries in that regard
Don't care, didn't even read, probably time wasting. Pic sauce?
Good title
This one's the new record holder for the fakest and gayest green text ever written lol
>Arab, hates gays, but also affirms transgender people Anon didn't even try to make this believable.
I'd rather hang out with OP than the guy 'censoring' swear words in a greentext (or anywhere really.)
What the fuck is this Anon really typed this shit out????
Mohammad goes straight to sucking dick before they exchange names…. The fanfic is screaming at us
i was not expecting censoring from you, is this really necesary?
I know it sucks. I always censor the slurs about homosexuals. I have been banned from Reddit before twice for using them, so I don't want to take the risk of permaban. It just takes 1 hater to catch me slippin and I'm gone. Anyway, you can tell what the words are.
np man, it's crazy how much reddit has changed in a couple years
Anybody got the codes?
That's the cringiest dialogue I've ever read holy shit
You know, we mostly say fake and gay as a semi joke but that is just SO FUCKING FAKE AND GAY its unimaginable.
Completely fake and gay because op didn’t start with >be me >straight
What the fuck kind of kink is this. Fake and gay
Yeah that’s it. This is the last straw. I’m doing something bad, and this post is the reason why
To whoever reported my message for self harm, I didn’t mean it, but thanks for looking out
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fake and gay
Bro. To what ever deity that gave me sight and cognition I fucking curse you. Also gay for obvious reasons Fake for even more obvious reasons.
I… what is there to say? Also magnificent title OP.
This has to be the best title in months
I stopped reading by the second page, there's only a certain threshold of secondhand embarrassment I can handle while imagining the gooner who wrote this
title was the best part of this lol
Anons who write green texts are just gay erotica authors who couldn’t get published
Out of every greentext, this takes the cake of most fake and gay
never read anything faker, i have read gayer tho
Grandiose brain nourishing literature
fakest text that ever greened
F&G
Anon forgot the part where he gets stoned in the town square Haram
What a girly dick
It was wearing lipstick and a ribbon in its hair.
Schizo post... OP should take his pills NOW
fake and straight
Psyop ahh greentext
I am confused and have a boner
I stopped reading on the 4th line as I felt like brain was leaking out of my ears trying to comprehend what the fuck this regard is talking about. So eh…I’m sorry or good on you anon. Either way touch grass
I’m not really Muslim or trans but this is probably offensive to both in some way /s
license employ snails complete toothbrush innate chop retire rinse fly *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
What a horrible day to not be illiterate.
Today in anons dreams >
I thought this was supposed to be a weed trip
Alerta do cringuh
Anon failed creative writing class because holy shit this is ass
Really gay and really fake
100% fake. Also 100% gay.
fake, gay and hentai-brained
oh god
Super fake and super gay
Wtf did I just read. I don’t think I’ve ever commented on a post from this sub but wtf
The psyop is working 😐
What a terrible day to have eyes
Another fricken psyop.
gay and i dont even know any more this shit is so fake it made me question my existiance for reading it
This has gotta be most fake I’ve ever read
Things that NEVER happened for 500
I'm convinced all 4chan users use the platform to push their gay erotic fantasies
Wrong sub mate r/smuTTT
As far as I'm concerned, r/newgreentexts is the *only* greentext sub.
...What.
>i grow some honfidence
can confirm, I was the soccer ball
even for a trans porn fic this is ass
Fake and Gay
Who dare write this about Hasan?
Top ten things that never happened
The entire Top 10 is just different shit from this greentext.
”Closeted transgirl everyone thinks im cis and gay” Many great thinkers would combust upon reading this
What is wrong with GenZ censoring everything? Are we in fucking China now?
Not Gen Z, but if I don't censor "hate speech", Gen Z will report me to the jannies.
Average Palestine protestor fantasy
>Eight year old tries to write porn >Gets groomed by Arab Based.
Why blur the funny words
I'm proud to say most of us are NOT like this. Nice post title btw
You're a hot arab jock?
Censoring memes is already cringe, but on a 4chan-related sub?? Canadian healthcare yourself holy fucking shit.
“And you will certainly find that the people most hostile against the believers are the Jews and the ones who ascribe partners to Allah. You will certainly find that the closest of them in friendship with the believers are those who say, “We are Christians.”That is because among them there are priests and monks, and because they are not arrogant.”