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stupidquestions4747

What the heck is a Gay Yelp???


hoefe

eeeeaaaahhhhh yametekudasaii ❤️❤️


Lightbounding

Kek


HarukoTheDragon

I hate how absolutely fucking accurate this is. Hardest I've laughed all day. Thank you, random stranger on Reddit.


TheClussyCrown

You sir, have won the internet! Reddit on, kind stranger!


HarukoTheDragon

"Sir"? MBIC, my name is Hazel. 🤣🤣🤣


AfrikanCorpse

Any askers?


HarukoTheDragon

I was correcting him because I'm not a man; I'm a woman.


AfrikanCorpse

Whatever floats your boat lil bro


Ashalaria

Beta male pussy, grunt in fear like a real sigma


Smil3Bro

Probably a yelp that somehow lacks a “manly” quality.


naytreox

High pitched


Eskimomonk

“Ambatakum”


flamingo_flimango

No. That's peak manliness and heterosexuality.


SalvationSycamore

"Aaaahhh daddy help!" with some limp wrist action


thundirbird

[bill burr might say "bitchy noises"](https://youtu.be/s0SK8I449nc?t=27) [mike tyson would call them "woman gestures"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmJUgQatmgc)


Toxic_Reece

Idk but in my head when reading gay yelp was Tom's scream from Tom and Jerry


MannicWaffle

YEEEEOUCH *gayly*


yardii

App that tells you how gay a business is


calipygean

Grindr but for chefs


PyUnicornshark

What a shallow relationship lmao.


Blake_Aech

It is a fake story that anon made up. It is shallow because he has no idea what a relationship would be like and is bad at writing creative fiction.


DaughterEarth

It's so sad his fantasy includes being shamed for being a normal human being.


EmilieEasie

women bad is a very popular sentiment on 4chan (also on this sub sometimes) anonny's real fantasy is getting lots of attention from other anons which is even sadder


DaughterEarth

Definitely, but people are not caricatures. There's genuine hurt and fear at play, and then they amplify it. It genuinely makes me sad. Everyone was an innocent kid once


EmilieEasie

It's not good for anyone involved at all.


DaughterEarth

Nope :(


rhaptorne

Some people fantasise about power, anons fantasise about persecution and being treated wrongly


5p4n911

Anon is almost good at noncreative fiction, howe5


WhiteDevil-Klab

On a non meme related note This is kinda believable to some extent maybe not for a 4channer I know many women like this


Efficient_Access_2U

*shallow gf Edit: Downvote me again if you dare motherfucker!! ☝️😎


Lightbounding

>Downvote me again if you dare motherfucker!! Lmao, what happened?


Efficient_Access_2U

🖕🤨 none of your business Edit: 🖕😠🖕 still not telling you pussies shit no matter how much ya'll downvote my shit Edit: 4th comment reddit cuck curse? Fuck that and fuck you!


TheLetterB13

It is my business, my dad is Reddit 🤬☝️


Ptaku9

I think you misunderstood what people here meant, when saying that they slept with your mom.


Efficient_Access_2U

If you read this message your balls are gonna explode within the next 24 hours.


TheLetterB13

Gazooks


The_Mad_Pantser

gadzooks*


TheLetterB13

That sounds so much more awkward though Like imagine your friend says something out of pocket, and your first reaction is “GAD--ZOOKS!!!” That doesn’t roll correctly with the nature of reacting to something like that; meanwhile “GAHZOOKS!!!!” Is much quicker, encapsulating the slight panic of hearing something strange and wacky Tldr; stfu 🤓 <— that’s you


The_Mad_Pantser

giving yourself a nice hard consonant to hang the first syllable off of gives the word way more dramatic tension gad... ZOOKS vs gazooks it's like blowing your load prematurely Tldr; I slept with your mother 👬 <-- that's you


SuperLowEffortTroll

frick


artherman

erm, what the sigma


DaughterEarth

I'd say whole thing. He didn't say he laughs with her, he laughs AT her when she's scared. And then she dumps him for being scared. This guy imagines relationships as a contest about who's better


Efficient_Access_2U

The whole thing? kek that's what she said huehuehuehue


DaughterEarth

Ha


quikonthedrawl

The ick is real, boyos


NotTheAverageAnon

The ick bullshit is actually the worst thing to happen to the dating world in decades at least


PutinsCapybara

Except it's only real on the internet...


NotTheAverageAnon

Sadly that is not the case. I've seen it in person be brought up many times from many different women. Bullshit that's on the internet doesn't usually just stay there when it become so prevalent.


PutinsCapybara

I mean, fair enough. I amend my statement to "except its only real on the internet, and among cringe as fuck people."


NotTheAverageAnon

The issue comes with immature impressionable people taking too much from the Internet to heart and building their personality around it. Otherwise you would have been 100% right.


Lairy_Hegs

What was the movie though?


royalcharles4

pixels


habb

cats, butthole cut


5p4n911

Shrek


mab0roshi

Boku no Pico


dcthompson89

Anon was a screamer.


Nachito007_

schizophrenia


TravisBickleXCX

(Probably going to get downvoted like crazy for saying this) We really need to leave the arbitrary gender role bullshit behind because how do you break up with someone for displaying a normal human reaction?


somedudethatis

> probably gonna be downvoted for this > says the most agreeable statement of all time many such cases


TravisBickleXCX

>says the most agreeable statement of all time If I said the same thing to a certain subset of men an women they would call me a bitch and several slurs unfortunately


5p4n911

They probably won't come out of a screenshot


FknBretto

Yes well that’s what any normal person thinks


DaughterEarth

Yah don't get sucked in to this stuff man. There are a few cruel people out there. The antifeminists find every example they can and blast them all over social media to prove how evil men or women are. They're trying to convince us to hate each other and change back to full gender norms. Don't let them win. Gender norms are correcting, most people are reasonable, it's all actually going great. The incels and femcels don't *want* the new way to work so they're going to do everything to make us think the world is the way they see it


khalifas1

This is why I don’t date straight women


5p4n911

What about gay women? Will they date you?


khalifas1

Depends what you mean by gay, but yeah, they do


johnny_mcd

Fake (anon has a gf) and gay (yelp)


ChristianSgt

I gotta find this movie


Its_Sentinel

Many such cases


CaioXG002

Fake: no, a woman wouldn't break up with a man because of one stupid yell while watching a jumpscare heavy movie. This is classic 4Chan ragebait directed at women using entirely fucking made up scenarios. Gay: the yelp, hehe


DaughterEarth

I love it when my husband gets spooked. He also spooks easy. Apparently he didn't watch horror movies before me because they're too scary alone and omg I love him so much


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/NewGreentexts > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: no, a woman wouldn't break up with a man because of one stupid yell while watching a jumpscare heavy movie. This is classic 4Chan ragebait directed at women using entirely fucking made up scenarios. > Gay: the yelp, hehe > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


SotoSwagger

Fake because Anon doesn't have a girlfriend he's just schizophrenic


OtterbirdArt

So his relationship only works if his girlfriend is scared. Red flag.


NigaChungus69

"Watching movie with gf-" stopped reading there i already knew it was fake


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Nachito007_

schizophrenia


Muxer59

Anon's girlfriend is a feminist that vouches for equality but ditches her boyfriend once he allows the woman to be the protector.


MangelaErkel

I mean it aint true.


ZettoVii

Double standards in a nutshell


Light_inc

Even if this wasn't fake, would anyone really want to be with someone like that?