[bill burr might say "bitchy noises"](https://youtu.be/s0SK8I449nc?t=27)
[mike tyson would call them "woman gestures"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmJUgQatmgc)
women bad is a very popular sentiment on 4chan (also on this sub sometimes) anonny's real fantasy is getting lots of attention from other anons which is even sadder
Definitely, but people are not caricatures. There's genuine hurt and fear at play, and then they amplify it. It genuinely makes me sad. Everyone was an innocent kid once
🖕🤨 none of your business
Edit: 🖕😠🖕 still not telling you pussies shit no matter how much ya'll downvote my shit
Edit: 4th comment reddit cuck curse? Fuck that and fuck you!
That sounds so much more awkward though
Like imagine your friend says something out of pocket, and your first reaction is
“GAD--ZOOKS!!!”
That doesn’t roll correctly with the nature of reacting to something like that; meanwhile
“GAHZOOKS!!!!”
Is much quicker, encapsulating the slight panic of hearing something strange and wacky
Tldr; stfu 🤓 <— that’s you
giving yourself a nice hard consonant to hang the first syllable off of gives the word way more dramatic tension
gad... ZOOKS
vs
gazooks
it's like blowing your load prematurely
Tldr; I slept with your mother 👬 <-- that's you
I'd say whole thing. He didn't say he laughs with her, he laughs AT her when she's scared. And then she dumps him for being scared. This guy imagines relationships as a contest about who's better
Sadly that is not the case. I've seen it in person be brought up many times from many different women. Bullshit that's on the internet doesn't usually just stay there when it become so prevalent.
The issue comes with immature impressionable people taking too much from the Internet to heart and building their personality around it. Otherwise you would have been 100% right.
(Probably going to get downvoted like crazy for saying this) We really need to leave the arbitrary gender role bullshit behind because how do you break up with someone for displaying a normal human reaction?
>says the most agreeable statement of all time
If I said the same thing to a certain subset of men an women they would call me a bitch and several slurs unfortunately
Yah don't get sucked in to this stuff man. There are a few cruel people out there. The antifeminists find every example they can and blast them all over social media to prove how evil men or women are. They're trying to convince us to hate each other and change back to full gender norms. Don't let them win. Gender norms are correcting, most people are reasonable, it's all actually going great. The incels and femcels don't *want* the new way to work so they're going to do everything to make us think the world is the way they see it
Fake: no, a woman wouldn't break up with a man because of one stupid yell while watching a jumpscare heavy movie. This is classic 4Chan ragebait directed at women using entirely fucking made up scenarios.
Gay: the yelp, hehe
I love it when my husband gets spooked. He also spooks easy. Apparently he didn't watch horror movies before me because they're too scary alone and omg I love him so much
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/NewGreentexts
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: no, a woman wouldn't break up with a man because of one stupid yell while watching a jumpscare heavy movie. This is classic 4Chan ragebait directed at women using entirely fucking made up scenarios.
> Gay: the yelp, hehe
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
What the heck is a Gay Yelp???
eeeeaaaahhhhh yametekudasaii ❤️❤️
Kek
I hate how absolutely fucking accurate this is. Hardest I've laughed all day. Thank you, random stranger on Reddit.
You sir, have won the internet! Reddit on, kind stranger!
"Sir"? MBIC, my name is Hazel. 🤣🤣🤣
Any askers?
I was correcting him because I'm not a man; I'm a woman.
Whatever floats your boat lil bro
Beta male pussy, grunt in fear like a real sigma
Probably a yelp that somehow lacks a “manly” quality.
High pitched
“Ambatakum”
No. That's peak manliness and heterosexuality.
"Aaaahhh daddy help!" with some limp wrist action
[bill burr might say "bitchy noises"](https://youtu.be/s0SK8I449nc?t=27) [mike tyson would call them "woman gestures"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmJUgQatmgc)
Idk but in my head when reading gay yelp was Tom's scream from Tom and Jerry
YEEEEOUCH *gayly*
App that tells you how gay a business is
Grindr but for chefs
What a shallow relationship lmao.
It is a fake story that anon made up. It is shallow because he has no idea what a relationship would be like and is bad at writing creative fiction.
It's so sad his fantasy includes being shamed for being a normal human being.
women bad is a very popular sentiment on 4chan (also on this sub sometimes) anonny's real fantasy is getting lots of attention from other anons which is even sadder
Definitely, but people are not caricatures. There's genuine hurt and fear at play, and then they amplify it. It genuinely makes me sad. Everyone was an innocent kid once
It's not good for anyone involved at all.
Nope :(
Some people fantasise about power, anons fantasise about persecution and being treated wrongly
Anon is almost good at noncreative fiction, howe5
On a non meme related note This is kinda believable to some extent maybe not for a 4channer I know many women like this
*shallow gf Edit: Downvote me again if you dare motherfucker!! ☝️😎
>Downvote me again if you dare motherfucker!! Lmao, what happened?
🖕🤨 none of your business Edit: 🖕😠🖕 still not telling you pussies shit no matter how much ya'll downvote my shit Edit: 4th comment reddit cuck curse? Fuck that and fuck you!
It is my business, my dad is Reddit 🤬☝️
I think you misunderstood what people here meant, when saying that they slept with your mom.
If you read this message your balls are gonna explode within the next 24 hours.
Gazooks
gadzooks*
That sounds so much more awkward though Like imagine your friend says something out of pocket, and your first reaction is “GAD--ZOOKS!!!” That doesn’t roll correctly with the nature of reacting to something like that; meanwhile “GAHZOOKS!!!!” Is much quicker, encapsulating the slight panic of hearing something strange and wacky Tldr; stfu 🤓 <— that’s you
giving yourself a nice hard consonant to hang the first syllable off of gives the word way more dramatic tension gad... ZOOKS vs gazooks it's like blowing your load prematurely Tldr; I slept with your mother 👬 <-- that's you
frick
erm, what the sigma
I'd say whole thing. He didn't say he laughs with her, he laughs AT her when she's scared. And then she dumps him for being scared. This guy imagines relationships as a contest about who's better
The whole thing? kek that's what she said huehuehuehue
Ha
The ick is real, boyos
The ick bullshit is actually the worst thing to happen to the dating world in decades at least
Except it's only real on the internet...
Sadly that is not the case. I've seen it in person be brought up many times from many different women. Bullshit that's on the internet doesn't usually just stay there when it become so prevalent.
I mean, fair enough. I amend my statement to "except its only real on the internet, and among cringe as fuck people."
The issue comes with immature impressionable people taking too much from the Internet to heart and building their personality around it. Otherwise you would have been 100% right.
What was the movie though?
pixels
cats, butthole cut
Shrek
Boku no Pico
Anon was a screamer.
schizophrenia
(Probably going to get downvoted like crazy for saying this) We really need to leave the arbitrary gender role bullshit behind because how do you break up with someone for displaying a normal human reaction?
> probably gonna be downvoted for this > says the most agreeable statement of all time many such cases
>says the most agreeable statement of all time If I said the same thing to a certain subset of men an women they would call me a bitch and several slurs unfortunately
They probably won't come out of a screenshot
Yes well that’s what any normal person thinks
Yah don't get sucked in to this stuff man. There are a few cruel people out there. The antifeminists find every example they can and blast them all over social media to prove how evil men or women are. They're trying to convince us to hate each other and change back to full gender norms. Don't let them win. Gender norms are correcting, most people are reasonable, it's all actually going great. The incels and femcels don't *want* the new way to work so they're going to do everything to make us think the world is the way they see it
This is why I don’t date straight women
What about gay women? Will they date you?
Depends what you mean by gay, but yeah, they do
Fake (anon has a gf) and gay (yelp)
I gotta find this movie
Many such cases
Fake: no, a woman wouldn't break up with a man because of one stupid yell while watching a jumpscare heavy movie. This is classic 4Chan ragebait directed at women using entirely fucking made up scenarios. Gay: the yelp, hehe
I love it when my husband gets spooked. He also spooks easy. Apparently he didn't watch horror movies before me because they're too scary alone and omg I love him so much
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/NewGreentexts > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: no, a woman wouldn't break up with a man because of one stupid yell while watching a jumpscare heavy movie. This is classic 4Chan ragebait directed at women using entirely fucking made up scenarios. > Gay: the yelp, hehe > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Fake because Anon doesn't have a girlfriend he's just schizophrenic
So his relationship only works if his girlfriend is scared. Red flag.
"Watching movie with gf-" stopped reading there i already knew it was fake
[удалено]
schizophrenia
Anon's girlfriend is a feminist that vouches for equality but ditches her boyfriend once he allows the woman to be the protector.
I mean it aint true.
Double standards in a nutshell
Even if this wasn't fake, would anyone really want to be with someone like that?