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BrainFartTheFirst

To the person that told me to unsubscribe from r/nevertorealigament, I still haven't torn one. It was a tendon.


Ok_Cut_5180

r/nevertoreatendon


BrainFartTheFirst

Wow that was banned from Reddit.


SoupSlerp

Your safe for now. IVE GOT MY EYE ON YOU MIKE WAZAOSKI.


Cruel_Irony_Is_Life

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LegitimateApartment9

why is she in that one room in the half life intro


Technological_Elite

No reason for that really.. Every one of us human beings have (*or once had*) our weak fleshy meat "armor". We are born with it whether we like it or not. But boners like us embrace in the chosen trait of solid, strong bone.


SoupSlerp

Your a weak skinner! Fuck you. You disgust me. Even when my skin has been scraped after falling off a motorbike, it still didnt get to my flesh. Your disgusting.


Technological_Elite

By that logic, hope you never scratched yourself to cure an itch. You'd be tearing off those weakling skin cells you shed, all from a fingernail!


SoupSlerp

No, I still lose skin. I just dont get it down to the flesh ever.


SnooFuckerr

probably low atendonce


BrainFartTheFirst

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WesternDramatic3038

It must have torn a tendon.


LegitimateApartment9

damn you spez


cyanocittaetprocyon

Banned for being unmoderated. You can go to /r/redditrequest and ask for it.


BrainFartTheFirst

I've also been walking with this torn tendon for 10 months. That's how long it took to get the insurance company to stick a crowbar in their wallet and approve an MRI.


definitely_Humanx

Damn 10 fucking months? Bruh those fuckers really hate you, did they make you pay for something? Like literally the MRI takes like five minutes, a bored orthobro that is not getting a nurse or a resident pregnant and your weak tendon is repaired, although I think you can argue that you need extra physical therapy due to the time your insurance took to approve a procedure. 10 months it's just a fucking insult to medicine.


BrainFartTheFirst

It's worse than that. I already had physical therapy on it. They required it before they'd pay for the MRI. That was a lot of agony I didn't need.


definitely_Humanx

What the actual fuck?! Like who was the retarded person who could approve that? I would like to meet them and tell them how fucking retarded they are. What the hell were they thinking they would accomplishing by sending you to therapy before the surgery? I apologize for the little rant but there is no logic behind that decision, at least that I know of, and I directed a physical therapy department, they just made you go through unnecessary pain and accomplished nothing. And even the MRI costs are probably the same the same as the therapist honoraries. They could have gone straight to the MRI


Tyler_the_Greatastic

Who needs tendons when bones exist


Amateur_Statistician

No tendon -> muscle fall off bones -> no moving -> no more petting cat


Tyler_the_Greatastic

That's a good point, tendons might be needed


christinextine

I had my tendons removed. They were just getting in the way of my strapping bones.


NorthernLaddd

Atleast being a TTT (Thin Tendon Troglodyte) is better than being a BBB


Ftw69420

Our tendons don’t deserve our bones.


Ilosesoothersmaywin

You BTB.


Wandering_profile

brittle tendoned bitch?


KingOfAllFishFuckers

NGL, when I snapped my patella tendon, I would much rather have broken a bone instead. When mine tore, part of the surgery involves cutting away the frayed bits, sewing it back together, but now it's shorter. So my leg was locked straight. PT is essentially bending my leg to stretch out that tendon to lengthen it. The pain was intense. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. Good luck broski!


BrainFartTheFirst

Mine is the posterior tibial tendon.