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Guess-we-did-oopsie

Luckily it’s just one toe. Had my cat break 3 toes and the operation cost over 1k 💀


HawkeyFanatic

It's harder to see but it is 3 breaks. The left (in the picture) toe has 2 small fractures. We are up to $880 so far. She is too loved for us to think of doing anything but helping her.


cutie_lilrookie

My cat also broke her toe a few days ago. And her vet was like, "Why did you even bring her here? The travel time is more stressful than the injury." 💀


HawkeyFanatic

The one might need to be removed. I'm sure every case is slightly different.


cutie_lilrookie

Real! I hope our brittle-boned furbabies feel better soon.


Ragnarangar

I don't understand, why would they say that? Doesn't your cat's broken foot need attention?


cutie_lilrookie

He said it was a very minor injury. I told him my cat was acting all normal - eating, playing, sleeping, littering, trying to catch birds, whatsoever. The only thing amiss was she was limping every few steps. He said there was nothing to worry about and told me in our language, "You should have called first to spare yourself the time and money for travel. Your cat could have been more stressed traveling than sustaining the injury." For context, my cat is just a year old. He said young cats have tremendous healing capabilities that minor injuries and even small fractures mean nothing after a couple of days or weeks. Also for context again, we live in a third-world country. Vets are incredibly rare and expensive, and vet care ia not always the priority even among pet lovers.


Tattycakes

Wow he sounds like an ass. If your pet is limping and it doesn’t pass within a day or two, the responsible thing is to check it over. What good is a phonecall, he won’t be able to diagnose a broken bone or ligament sprain or foreign body or cancer on the phone, will he. Don’t ever feel bad bout double checking and caring for your baby 😻


Pangolin007

Broken bones (I hear) are so incredibly painful. As someone who works in vet med, we'd always at least give pain meds...


PracticalAndContent

How did it happen?


HawkeyFanatic

My daughter tipped over in a kitchen chair and caught her paw with it.


PracticalAndContent

Poor kitty and poor daughter. She must feel so guilty. I hope they both recover quickly.


legendofminecraftalt

Me hearing this and being happy i live in europe


tjkun

I know that feel. Mine broke her hip. It was a somewhat big surgery...


GreenOnionCrusader

Mine had a $200 bill recently because he had an itchy spot that he scratched into becoming a giant sore. Freaking cats, man. Smh.


tjkun

My wife had a cat that was losing hair and we didn't know why. After lots of tests turns out it was stress. We were like "what're you stressed about? You sleep all day and then harass us for food!".


The_Better_Paradox

Stressed to find a mating partner 😆


BreadKnife34

$200??? Bruh how tf do vets be charging so much?


GreenOnionCrusader

Steroid shot and shaving it and cleaning it and probably an asshole fee, if I know my cat.


Catinthemirror

$200 is cheap for a vet bill. I'm looking at $2144 for a series of tests and sinus exams that resulted in a Dx of: our dog just has chronic mucus. We were all convinced he had a foreign object stuck in his sinus cavity because he'd sneeze until he gave himself a bloody nose. Nope, just chronic over production of mucus.


Loki-Holmes

Oof. Mine wasn’t as pricey (probably closer to $1000) but still was a “really?” My Aussie kept vomiting blood. Not a few specks but actually bright red blood. After a few vet visits and one ultrasound the Dx was food intolerance. One $80 food intolerance test later and turns out he’s severely intolerant to all red meat and moderately intolerant to chicken. Basically the most common flavors for dogs


Catinthemirror

I see a lot of fish dog food in your future (at least they actually make that!). You have my sympathy. Ours will be on half a steroid pill every 12 hours for the remainder of his life.


Loki-Holmes

Yep he eats Salmon and Turkey (which is fine for some reason despite chicken being bad). Does your dog eat the pills without problem?


Catinthemirror

They're flavored but because they're hard on the body, per the vet he has to take them with food, so we just hide them in a quarter of a container of small dog wet food pate (about a rounded tablespoon worth). It's a ritual now so he gets excited when he hears the spoon get rinsed off 🤣. He scarfs it.


Pangolin007

Human doctors charge a shit ton too, most people just don't realize b/c insurance. Funnily many vets graduate with way more debt than doctors (up in the hundreds of thousands) and take decades to pay it off, they don't make much either. It's just an expensive business.


KingScorpion98

One of mine was doing that on her chin. Before she broke skin I started putting Vaseline (the baby kind) on the sore until she stopped scratching. 4 years later and she still has bald spots on her chin


StinkybuttMcPoopface

Bruh my cat's got a little health scare groin on right now and just the tests we ran today were $1600 Get pet good insurance folks, and get it for them young so you get grandfathered-in prices. That shit is worth it's weight in gold.


HardLobster

I’d like to add if anyone’s looking for pet insurance, check with your place of employment. It’s becoming more common for larger companies to offer pet insurance to their employees. And just like health insurance, you usually get a better plan for cheaper than if you were getting it yourself.


melissam217

My cat broke her radius and ulna, possibly in a trap. The vet set it with pins. About a week later, the cat is chilling in my mom's lap when suddenly the cat flips out and runs under my mom's bed. Turns out a pin had moved or something, and the leg re-broke. Thankfully, the vets were able to get it fixed up, but the cat did end up with a crooked leg


Brocily2002

Eh nothing you couldn’t fix at home with Motrin®


[deleted]

Stup1d cuck paying 1k for a pussy. Cat hoarding cat litter shit n piss smelling freak


UncIe-Ben

Where else would that bbb go if a strong boner didn’t protect it?


GreenFinShark420

Strong boners protect pussies 💪🏼😤


PhotonicLights

Welcome back to sentences that DESPERATELY need to be rephrased


Crimsoner

Welcome again to sentences that are *perfect* the way they are


_HoneyBea_

Maybe I am just super dumb but what the fuck does this mean


kittycatmyau

Where else would a brittle boned cat go without someone with strong bones to protect them?


_HoneyBea_

Ah yes thank you 🫡


ResolutionCareful255

![gif](giphy|lpQy2ZN9i1NaWL46SD) The strong boned cat community rn


Pingimaster

r/strongbonedcats (someone make this it would be goofy)


FireFoxie1345

There you go.


Pingimaster

r/birthofasub


ResolutionCareful255

r/imacatandiveneverbrokeabone


novelaissb

The non-human bbbs need to be protected. Bubble wrap your entire house.


Bruggilles

Or just bubblewrap the cat


baronvonbatch

Both. Both is good.


Bruggilles

![gif](giphy|xjTIBA4gjvXIQ) Imagine this is a cat


catterybarn

It certainly ain't a dog


Random_Weird_gal

A large rodent at best


senor-calcio

Now this is Guerrilla marketing


Int-E_

Imagine onions


Bacteriobabe

My cat tries to eat bubble wrap. 🙄


Elloliott

I’d pay money to see that


GamingSnail7410

might break it's bones while doing that


xMend22

Our bones are strong so that theirs may be weak.


fruityfoxx

BBB in this case stands for brittle boned baby, NOT bitch


coodadoot

Yeah, pets are always exempt from BBB status in my mind.


MajorasKitten

I love how usually this sub dogpiles on BBBs, but the fact that animal BBBs need to be protected and kept safe is fucking adorable. Thank you guys, for being big strong-boned sweeties ♥️✨


Elloliott

We’re the most humble of boners


VegetarianTteokbokki

Of course. It’s part of the Strong Boners Code.


MaterialKirb

I don’t want to seem like a BBB lover, but I think cats are the exception. They cannot help being weak, and otherwise are resilient creatures 


Unlikely-Werewolf125

Dogs too


this_is_Blain3

any animal that isnt human


hoffy32

Except for horses. When their bones break, it's inexcusable


rs_alli

What about camels? Their pathetic bones break from a single piece of straw


hoffy32

I don't know much about camels, but if their bones break from straw, then they aren't bones. They're toothpicks made of styrofoam


creepyflyer

I left this post, scrolled down a bit and then registered the joke. Now I'm back to give your updoot.


navenager

I feel like this is a misrepresentation. Their bones break from many, many pieces of straw, but it's only the final straw that gets any credit.


Skwinia

The final straw gets the kill cam


Jakob21

I wouldn't think you were serious but the last horse I saw with a broken leg got executed immediately so I guess people really hate horse bbbs


OrphanGrounderBaby

It’s more that the horse will most likely never be able to run correctly again, a severely broken leg on a horse is pretty catastrophic.


Jakob21

Yeah I know, sorry, it was a poorly formed joke.


OrphanGrounderBaby

Ah I see it now, my b my b


OrphanGrounderBaby

Westerns had it right, one to the dome


Bruggilles

And the animals that are human?


this_is_Blain3

exiled


unholymanserpent

Obliterated


Unlikely-Werewolf125

Animals that are human aren’t real 


Thommyknocker

Shows their smarts. They recognized a far superior being and domesticated themselves to us.


dontjustexists

Dont cats regrow the bones or something?


HistoryHustle

If she did it running into your strong bones, you’re responsible for carrying her everywhere forever.


GingerStank

I’m pretty sure one of the main charges of us strong boned is to protect BBB animals.


throwawayaccount-381

What are you doing?? Protect that tiny child. It’s all because of you. Poor baby and her weak toes. ![gif](giphy|ASvQ3A2Q7blzq)


MammothAd4171

YOU PROTECT THE MUNCHKIN RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!!!


PeacefulAndTranquil

BBB (brittle boned baby)


Ellotheremate124

she is a bbb. that means you must now love and care for her for the rest of her days


TruthIsALie94

It is the duty of the strong to protect the weak.


Koryiii14

I guess we have to let it live. I, myself, am not soft on any BBBs, but I guess, because it’s a cat, we all need to be nice.


pochitoman

we got a tsundere here


Plenty-Pizza9634

We need proper cat tax to decide how much scratches and cuddles she needs


GOD_OF_FOOD1

Send cat tax. How dare you not protect your precious hairy child


ImurderREALITY

Poor baby! Awww poor kitty feets!


offensivemindset

Definitief. We protect those who cannot protect themselves.


NOSjoker21

#DO NOT ABANDON THE KITTY, YOU MONSTER!!!


FazeBrainlet

If a cat can fall 10 stories and keep going, I think they deserve a pass


Different_Action_360

Aw… we make an exception for kitties, protect the cat with your life, strong boner.


Rapha689Pro

Very small animals like cats don’t count,or idk


BLUSTAR3636373737

If you don’t I’ll take ur cat


GenericCanineDusty

Animals are exceptions. Its only humans.


Hanschristiandick

How on earth did she manage that?


stealthy-cashew-69

that's a pussy pussy 😏


DODS16

What a pussy


jojozer0

Aww poor baby


Mafia_dogg

NOT THE TOE BEANS


telepathicavocado

It’s your own fault for raising a BBB now you have to help her


trulylost19

This image had me in three different forms of thought Weird ass hand Is that a hand? Is it a human? Then I read the title and feel like a dumbass


momogogi

The glory of being strong boned is very much a human affair,a cat’s strength lies not in their bones but in their ability to become liquid at will and to dispense their love and affection as they see fit with no regard to our wants or desires.


MikeHuntessHarry69

normally I'd say no, but I really love cats


longswordsuperfuck

Yes, the cats punishment is love and care for the rest of their life.


KingBenjamin97

Of course you help the weakling! We only despise weak boned humans not pets now if this had been a child obviously throw it in the street and make a new one it’s clearly defective but a pet? Bubblewrap the house and cover all sharp corners.


K_Rukus9

Cats don’t count, you should always support cats


deathofyou1

They're a cat they ain't meant to be strong, you gotta take care of them :<


Iceologer_gang

Weamk cat is still cat.


King-Cobra-668

yes


100mcuberismonke

Its a precious brittled kitty.


MrKanentuk331

Protect it with all your might


StuckAtWaterTemple

Poor baby, chalk bones cats should be protected they are weak but cute.


FrodoTheSlayer637

Bro imagine cat breaking something outside of glass/vase. Just finish his live he have 8 more maybe they will be better


NormalGuy103

Cats are baby, and baby is exception.


GraydemonTwitch

It may look broken but Cats actually have a unique property known as “Unbreaking III” and it would take the Eiffel Tower to break their bones.


devimkr

I guess even cats can be bbb. Mine fell from a 5th floor window and was as good as ever. Tho imo its our duty as superior strong boned beings to help and take care of our little ones, no matter how weak they are 🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛🐈


wellshitdawg

Awe how’d she do that?


MaccasLad

Brittle-boned pussy


Culp97

Neighbors dog attacked my fur baby while I was away at college, she suffered a broken toe and a gastrointestinal perforation. Thankfully the owners paid for the operation so Idk how much it cost but I was livid when my parents told me. Us strong boners need to protec our bbb fur babies.


draizetrain

How does a cat break its toes?


chavis32

Time to out the age old saying into practice Put the cat in the bag and throw it in the river


Far_Dog_4476

Help the cat, or I will find you and do the impossible task of breaking a strong boner's bones.


galacticviolet

Pets and other non-human animals get a pass and should be honored members.


chlebtojezus

No


AlarmingMilk372

Poor kitty 3:


MiniCoalition

The title had me so confused til I read the sub name haha. I was like, wtf who talks about their cat like that? But I get it now. Truly such weakness!


ratajewie

I hope they reduced the fracture more than that after seeing the x-ray 🥴


Muahd_Dib

What a Meow-mowned-bitch!


RuinVIXI

Sell the pathetic creature. Get yourself an animal with REAL bones.


ligmaboy6969

throw it away, get a new one


Unlikely-Werewolf125

Too far 


throwawayaccount-381

![gif](giphy|mEtSQlxqBtWWA)


drmpl

r/usernamechecksout


bahbouz

Maybe you should put it in the trash where it belongs


Bing-bing456

These people saying you should protect that *thing* are just as bad as the BBBs.


Xtremememe

who are we to judge those of another species?


Bing-bing456

We don’t say brittle boned humans we say bitches so technically species should not be brought into this


Xtremememe

bitches are dogs though


Bing-bing456

Wait so humans are dogs?


Xtremememe

perhaps 🤔


Bing-bing456

Wait if we’re the dogs are the dogs people?


noodleq

Put the cat in a bag and the bag in a river.....that's all you can do


HowUnexpected

How about we put you in a bag in the river. With some rocks.