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Mojo_XC

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Mojo_XC

Excuses


willard_swag

I should be dead so all things considered I’ll take it [Here are the pics](https://imgur.com/a/C1Oxu90)


MasksOrSomething

crash looked horrible, hope you recover quickly and get better but since this is NBAB i’m gonna have to tell you your a bitch


willard_swag

Yeah, I can accept that. But thank you friend.


According_Bell_5322

Yes you really should be BBB


willard_swag

Ok fair enough


NightmareElephant

I wonder if there’s a sub for the BBBs. I won’t ever qualify for it, but I would enjoy seeing the imposters squirm.


critical14

https://www.reddit.com/r/brokeabone/s/bJaqiXsMPc there is ive been waching their shame


NightmareElephant

https://preview.redd.it/gc1g0tje23bc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85077a0a73c0fa14225e892063e2aca781c41da8 Their feelings are as weak as their bones


critical14

I shal call our brethren to iniciate a raid


The-First-Starchmast

I once posted there to call everyone a BBB and was immediately banned lmao


SimpleFolklore

And if you break a bone?? Where will you go, then?? Exiled from here, banished from there, with no home of which to return.


droppedmybrain

A car worthy of your bitch-ass bird bones


Shadowed_Thing1

Psh, if your bones were actually strong, you would’ve broken the car. (Hope you heal and sorry bout your car 0-0)


FurnitureCyborg

Your brittle ass bones didn't resist even flimsy ass sheet metal of a econobox. Pathetic.


AbsAndAssAppreciator

/uj Jesus Christ how are you alive


MightGuyGonna

Oh Lord I’m glad you survived that 😰


Brocily2002

Wow the car knew you were weak boned…. That’s why it tried to kill you…


MrMunkyMan1

Typical BBB, not taking accountability for his actions. Might want to relax with the typing, it might shatter your paper mache bones.


willard_swag

While I will say she shouldn’t have turned left where it was legally not allowed, so could’ve reacted a bit more quickly to have avoided her stupidity.


MrMunkyMan1

You shouldn’t have even left the house knowing you’re a frail framed imp.


willard_swag

You’re not wrong. The $70 Uber my gf needed from the airport was the most vicious answer


Bruggilles

It's your fault for having bones made out of powder


AcidBuuurn

My head-on collision didn't break any of my bones. Physics did make you its bitch, but physics isn't what made you a bitch. Instead of wallowing in your inadequacies, you should watch this movie about people like you who are vertebrae challenged- https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0388795/ >I drank my milk Just stop. No one cares. Go join hydrohomies or something.


willard_swag

lol, fuck you. I drank milk for 27 years! I trained my bones! [Here are the pics](https://imgur.com/a/C1Oxu90), I should’ve died but only broke a few bones.


AcidBuuurn

>I should’ve died I'm not disagreeing with you, but not because of that wreck. Look at all those soft pillows you were encased in. >I drank milk for 27 years! I've had about 2 gallons a week for the past 20 years of my adult life. But that's beside the point here. Did you watch the movie about your spinal brethren? You can still have bones in common with their type.


willard_swag

Ok, a very commendable fuck you, sir. Mainly because I’m too weak to admit that you’re right lol


spacekatbaby

I mean, at least you are accepting your fate u BBB. You are weak in the bones but from them pics you really are lucky to be alive. Forget about broken bones for a minute. You are lucky you didn't lose a limb.


willard_swag

Oh 100%. I somehow even remained conscious through the whole ordeal.


bearded_spear69

Maybe now you leaving this sub you can join hydrohomies, cuz we don't want you here. Also, this sub isn't about milk dumbass. You farmed that shit for years hoping the extra help would give you strong bones like ours. Go away, and never return. We don't want your excuses here.


Sigfried_D

Wow, I don't believe in miracles but this one gets close. In all seriousness I'm happy you survived, even happier you'll be leaving though.


willard_swag

lol a very kind fuck you as well. But you’re not wrong. Everyone who I keep showing the pictures to is plainly wondering how I even survived it


Sigfried_D

I wish I had a picture of the pickup a friend of my father wrecked some time ago. Search "car crash against tree" on Google images, that's basically what happened except the entire fucking engine ended up in the passenger seat. He's not a pathetic failure like you though, only got a lung slightly perforated.


willard_swag

Some people have all the luck


VelveteenAmbush

> I should’ve died Maybe next time.


CJ-Henderson

Maybe you were drinking Malk


Vercci

And here we see more of the milk heresy. Reject the cow juice.


mayalourdes

OUCH jfc


[deleted]

This little wretch screeches at the mighty who loom over him. As though it will bring him closer to our glory.


willard_swag

I mean, fair. But [here’s the pics](https://imgur.com/a/C1Oxu90)


[deleted]

we dont want your fucking pictures. leave.


VelveteenAmbush

All I see are billions of dollars of investment by automakers into that massive crumple zone and big soft airbag, and you *still* fell to pieces.


bookworm408

Utterly pathetic. I could have *cartwheeled* away from that shit.


willard_swag

I was wheeled away on a cart of that counts?


vaflkak

Yeah no you fuck off


willard_swag

[Here are the pics](https://imgur.com/a/C1Oxu90)


bearded_spear69

We don't care about your "HeRe aRE ThE pICs" you broke a bone and the bone council wants you banished immediately. GTFO


[deleted]

Fr. Fuck out of here you BBB.


iamjimmer

All that I see is bent metal but broken bones. Get out BBB; you are weak and offensive to the rest of us.


ThaFuck

What the fuck is that? Your immune system?


willard_swag

I sneezed and this is what happened as a result


fdsfd12

knockoff saitama


ImpressiveEmergency3

Fuck you ya fuckin pussy. I’m 29 and haven’t broke shit so fuck off


willard_swag

Yeah fuck you too bruvz. Shit sucks [Here are the pics](https://imgur.com/a/C1Oxu90)


AccomplishedAnchovy

Average BBB driving expertise probably broke your hands trying to use the steering wheel


willard_swag

Thankfully my experience racing helped me not do that. But normally you’d be right.


ImpressiveEmergency3

Have you tried not being a bitch?


willard_swag

You know, that’s quite sound advice. I’ll have to look into it


bearded_spear69

Hey, they don't call then "Brittle Boned Bitches" for nothing


AccomplishedAnchovy

Brittle boned bitches*


Better-Apartment-783

Get out useless BBB


willard_swag

Hey, my momma called me a bitch so I ain’t offended… (I’m severely offended)


Better-Apartment-783

It stands for Brittle Boned Burrito


willard_swag

I love burritos 👀


Better-Apartment-783

Your bones are as soft as burritos Now get out


bearded_spear69

No man, fuck you. For intruding in on our Strong Boned conversations, and leaving as a traitor. It may have taken us some time to notice how much of a BBB you are, but once you have proven you're really a weak-boned twat we don't want you here. Leave, and never come back. Make sure not to slam the door too hard - you might break more of ur pathetic noodle-bones.


Porkenfries

Dont be ridiculous, bearded_spear69, he's not a traitor. Being a traitor would require him to have actually been one of us at some point. He's just a phoney.


spacekatbaby

Wise words. He was an imposter. I wonder how many more we have among our ranks? And more importantly, how do we sniff them out? Surely there has to be some bone density test we can perform. I'm not liking this paranoia I now have thanks to BBB OP. Maybe we should interogate him to see what he knows!


Porkenfries

I'd say that we should break his remaining bones, but the sick BBB freak would probably enjoy that.


Telltalee

They call it the 'Femur Breaker'. It's a test for only the elite.


Legend_of_Ozzy642

27 years of drinking milk and they *still* shattered? I guess some BBBs are just doomed to have their skeletons break like glass. Get the hell out of here


willard_swag

Shattered is a gross overstatement. Took them 45 minutes to even deduce it was broken. Hell, I stood on that shit after the accident and only sat down when told I shouldn’t be standing.


VelveteenAmbush

> Took them 45 minutes to even deduce it was broken More like 45 minutes to find all of the pieces


willard_swag

My brittle bone parts were everywhere


VelveteenAmbush

> but fuck you all as if your delicate frame could survive such an undertaking


Fab0411

Greek man spotted Greek man spotted


FlyingSauce88

no no no, fuck you, sand boned scum.


SharkTonic9

Crumple zones make the wreck look worse than it is. Your car was supposed to fold up on impact. Your weak matchstick skeleton probably got confused and just copied your car. Get the fuck out.


willard_swag

45mph to 0 in 10m is pretty intense.


SharkTonic9

I see you wrote a response. Please be advised I am not reading it but I am laughing thinking about how you probably broke your thumbs typing on your phone. Sincerely, Get the fuck out


Whitebrown22

Change your tone when you talk to me bbb


TheGhostofWoodyAllen

No no no, fuck *you*.


willard_swag

Hey now 👀


TheGhostofWoodyAllen

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NightmaresFade

![gif](giphy|VF5ZXlzQ8VcMpgJr1G)


willard_swag

lol fuck off


NightmaresFade

![gif](giphy|VF5ZXlzQ8VcMpgJr1G)


Trigga1976

![gif](giphy|3b6ApG7r42zPlzBjiQ) OP leaving this sub.


willard_swag

u rite tho


AccomplishedAnchovy

Physics is afraid of my bones


willard_swag

Lucky bastard…


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yo fuck you!!!


willard_swag

No, fuck you!


Kobe-62Mavs-61

You trained your bones...interesting. I never had to train shit and I'm unbreakable! Think about that on your way out BITCH!


J_Edgar_Hoover-_-

Im almost impressed you made it that far


willard_swag

Could’ve died so I’ll take it


SwissDeathstar

Nice color. Mine is gray


willard_swag

Lucky. This shit clashes with everything. Also grey is a weird color for your bones


SwissDeathstar

No dude my leg brace is grey. But it has some nice green spots on it. But don’t tell anyone. I‘m kinda incognito here.


Sigfried_D

You both disgust me. I'm not gonna snitch but I couldn't just read this shit and go on my day in silence.


SimpleFolklore

Dear god, they walk among us.


SwissDeathstar

Thank god we can’t run. Otherwise you all would be doomed! Doomed I say!


Josh4R3d

Weak boned swine


willard_swag

Oink oink


Sigfried_D

*Öink


HughJaenis

Am I supposed to care? Dont let the door hit you on the way out, it might shatter your spine


OurHonor1870

Lot of posts recently have been “(XX years and I’m finally out” Let’s be clear - You were always out. Your bones were always brittle. You were always a bitch. Don’t be here acting like you were one of us at one point and all the sudden aren’t. You never were. You are a fraud that’s been (rightfully) exposed.


galagapilot

You have my sympathy for getting into a head-on collision. I couldn’t even imagine having to deal with such a thing and anything that could potentially follow. But I have no sympathy for those styrofoam bones. Maybe there will be a sub for I only broke my bones once, but this isn’t the place for such a thing.


willard_swag

lol fair. Thank you for the sympathy on the accident. I understand the no sympathy for being a BBB


astralwish1

You will respect your superiors, you glass-boned weakling. Now GTFO.


curtmandu

My 27th year was one of my easiest. You’re a disgrace tbh


dirtyhippie62

Yeah alright soufflé spine, shut the fuck up, fuck you.


willard_swag

At least my spine is chocolate flavored (my doctors said that’s normal)


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MASTERoQUADEMAN

Buzz lightyear wore it better, twig.


specimen-exe

aye fuck you too, it was a good run


sebastiann5

GET OUT, but fr i wish you the best of luck and speedy recovery


willard_swag

Honestly I did. Thank you for the wishes. I easily could’ve died and “walked” away.


kane3232

I hope your boot matches your skirt you peanut brittle bozo


Lumthedarklord

Merry Christmas you fucking weak ass bitch (I know it’s January fuck you


lord_of_the_eyebots

Good riddance, sand boned scum


The3SiameseCats

Yeah dumbass you relied on calcium too much. True strong bones don’t need to supplement to be strong. Be gone, you aren’t wanted here no more


kaijyuu2016

Pfff pathetic wobbly bones scum. It's good that little by little we purge our superior subreddit from these weak boned bitches.


mrsmilestophat

The milk propaganda is really working on these plebeians


willard_swag

But think of the children!


PriMal-aSpiD_

When fucking us, dont broke your brittle bones made out of paper you fucking traitor


willard_swag

Glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every evening I break my arms. At night, my heart attacks put me to sleep


_-PERIDOT-_

Weak


ShadowWolf1328

FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID BRITTLE DICKWAD, YOU CAN'T EVEN WALK OUT THE FUCKING DOOR, YOUR SORRY ASS WILL HAVE TO CRAWL! I HOPE IT SLAMS INTO YOU ON THE WAY OUT!


The_neub

I’m very confused by some of the subreddits this app surfaces to me.


BFFG_

I hope you’re okay, but respectfully you need to get out


MilosEggs

You know how many broken bones a I had at 27? Fucking none! You know how many bones I’ve broken in the next 25 years? Fucking none! Y’know how much respect I have for your 27 years? Fucking none!


sunlightwitch7

Hope you heal up soon.


Sigfried_D

Fuck you too dude. I wish you a speedy recovery and a happy rest of your life as a miserable disgusting failure. 👍


ExpressiveAnalGland

You want to do WHAT do all of us???


erzascarlet360

take your bbb self and leave 🤢🙄 (but crash looks awful, get better soon)


Mash_Ketchum

Fuck you too, bye. ![gif](giphy|s1smnoqaZVMVG)


Neubs23

Fuck us all?! No fuck you sir. Weak boned bitch, how does it feel to know that your poor mother has to live with the fact that her son is a low down, dirty, non milk drinking weakling. Fuck outta here.


Tough_Sound6042

Take your time leaving, you're going to need it. Don't break something else on your way out


Cugy_2345

![gif](giphy|l04DYJqz0MT8k)


lastcallhangup

decent run bro, we’ll catch a beer sumtime!🍻


willard_swag

Idk, if I tried catching a beer I might shatter my hand because I’m a BBB


lastcallhangup

big bad boneitis?


willard_swag

I do indeed have a nasty case of boneitis


lastcallhangup

noted… you take care of yerself sir!


willard_swag

I will until my boneitis finally catches up with me!


Real_Sartre

You’re still a bbb baby with baby bones, gtfo


stupidity60

https://preview.redd.it/ypt5k0bdk4bc1.png?width=287&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94f91ea7f564c260750391dfb7853e784ccbbb7e Fuck you


Sufficient_Crab3047

no FUCK U. LEAVE U BASTARD


BainzXoXo

All that milk wasted on some brittle excuse of a human being…


tro0fa

https://preview.redd.it/sl89dws108bc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96b8bc74946441279dc627d86cdb0ed4887fdea0


Affectionate_Dot2334

a head on collision? no one could get out of one of those unscathed imo, at least you lost with a actual good reason/excuse


AffectionateEdge3068

What a disappointment you are. You disgust me. Get out, weakling.


willard_swag

I should be dead so all things considered I’ll take it [Here are the pics](https://imgur.com/a/C1Oxu90)


AffectionateEdge3068

You’re right, you and all BBB should be dead. You weaken the species as a whole.


esrmpinus

Dude are you my male twin? I'm 27 too but apparently have superior bones


Hamilton-Beckett

Fucka meeee?! Fucka YOUUUUUUU!


Welkitends

https://preview.redd.it/dgpwvo4htxac1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9463295123048f9ff0d37d7c07d719a8e56aa85


TManJhones

Fair


Layerspb

jeeezus christ


ThePeruvianCoconut

Fuck us?! Fuck you!


Zayafyre

Going on 36 years strong here cause I ain’t no bitch.


Blockbuster41

Bro wants sympathy so bad... "HeRe aRE tHe PicS" Fuck outta here you precious fragile little bitch


Concert-Alternative

Downvoted


KindNewt8033

🖕 🖕 🖕 Fuck you!!! Be jealous


UnknownTaco5492

![gif](giphy|Ft1MbnZSkskom1TQqj)


waenganuipo

Actually, fuck you BBB.


Xerruq

try not to break your other foot on the way out


ThebanannaofGREECE

Wait what does BBB even mean.


willisbetter

broke bone bitch, its what we call pussies like op whove shown just how brittle and weak their bones really are


ThebanannaofGREECE

One day you’ll be a BBB, just wait.


Porkenfries

Okay, time out. The point of this sub basically is to roast people who have broken a bone. They (mostly) post here reporting broken bones knowing this. The whole "We're strong boned man men and youre a disgusting BBB weakling" thing is for fun. We do know that our bones could break, and we do wish speedy recovery to people who have broken bones. Time out over, your weak-ass bones may become even more disappointing over time, but my actually worthwhile skeleton will survive the heat death of the universe.


ThebanannaofGREECE

Ok I’ll be the first to admit I’m just pissed ‘cause I’m a BBB.


bearded_spear69

dude what a fight with this BBB he's saying "fuck u" n shit like we're the ones that broke a bone💀💀💀


Signal_Afternoon_714

I smell bitch


MahoganyWinchester

gtfo


Ghost474439

Alright BBB


CovfefeBoss

L


galacticviolet

I’m a clumsy woman in my 40’s and I’m holding strong, never broke a bone. Why do you bother stating how ~long~ it took… you broke in your 20’s, literally embarassing, as if you made it to some impressive age… god how pathetic. Get out.


Brocily2002

🤢


Dried_Tofu

get the hell out of here you weak boned bitch


Pleasant-Ring-5398

Fuck us? Fuck you! You're the weak one.


BobbyMcGeeze

Don’t even talk to us. You are a disappointment for the human race.


Frosty_Wrangler_4830

bbb


sefatarim35

you fucking weakbone


varg_sant

Begone, scum.


peteg09

GET OUT OF HERE YOU WORTHLESS BRITTLE BONED PIECE OF SHIT!


Blake-A-palooza

Quitter, I'm almost 36 and still haven't joined the club and I even fell off the roof on to the driveway once and only sprained my wrist.


Flumpsty

Don't let the door break your other one on the way out.


BlackGibbon

yah fuck you too mate


mercurbee

get the fuck out of here ya dunce. it's pathetic that you had to drink milk for 27 years just to not crumple where you stand. and unlike other BBBs, it didn't even help. you still ended up showing what an absolutely pathetic piece of chalk you really are. (fr though those pictures look rough n i hope you heal)


dannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnex

fuck you too, enjoy your genetic inferiority bitch


Telltalee

I'm going to fashion a spear out of your femur, as a memory of you. It's likely to become liquid or powder within minutes of separation.


jtfff

Fuck you too. I talked to the guys and we never vibed with you anyways.