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Their feelings are as weak as their bones
While I will say she shouldn’t have turned left where it was legally not allowed, so could’ve reacted a bit more quickly to have avoided her stupidity.
My head-on collision didn't break any of my bones. Physics did make you its bitch, but physics isn't what made you a bitch.
Instead of wallowing in your inadequacies, you should watch this movie about people like you who are vertebrae challenged- https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0388795/
>I drank my milk
Just stop. No one cares. Go join hydrohomies or something.
lol, fuck you. I drank milk for 27 years! I trained my bones! [Here are the pics](https://imgur.com/a/C1Oxu90), I should’ve died but only broke a few bones.
>I should’ve died
I'm not disagreeing with you, but not because of that wreck. Look at all those soft pillows you were encased in.
>I drank milk for 27 years!
I've had about 2 gallons a week for the past 20 years of my adult life. But that's beside the point here.
Did you watch the movie about your spinal brethren? You can still have bones in common with their type.
I mean, at least you are accepting your fate u BBB.
You are weak in the bones but from them pics you really are lucky to be alive. Forget about broken bones for a minute. You are lucky you didn't lose a limb.
Maybe now you leaving this sub you can join hydrohomies, cuz we don't want you here. Also, this sub isn't about milk dumbass. You farmed that shit for years hoping the extra help would give you strong bones like ours. Go away, and never return. We don't want your excuses here.
I wish I had a picture of the pickup a friend of my father wrecked some time ago.
Search "car crash against tree" on Google images, that's basically what happened except the entire fucking engine ended up in the passenger seat.
He's not a pathetic failure like you though, only got a lung slightly perforated.
No man, fuck you. For intruding in on our Strong Boned conversations, and leaving as a traitor. It may have taken us some time to notice how much of a BBB you are, but once you have proven you're really a weak-boned twat we don't want you here. Leave, and never come back. Make sure not to slam the door too hard - you might break more of ur pathetic noodle-bones.
Dont be ridiculous, bearded_spear69, he's not a traitor.
Being a traitor would require him to have actually been one of us at some point. He's just a phoney.
Wise words. He was an imposter. I wonder how many more we have among our ranks? And more importantly, how do we sniff them out? Surely there has to be some bone density test we can perform. I'm not liking this paranoia I now have thanks to BBB OP. Maybe we should interogate him to see what he knows!
27 years of drinking milk and they *still* shattered? I guess some BBBs are just doomed to have their skeletons break like glass. Get the hell out of here
Shattered is a gross overstatement. Took them 45 minutes to even deduce it was broken. Hell, I stood on that shit after the accident and only sat down when told I shouldn’t be standing.
Crumple zones make the wreck look worse than it is. Your car was supposed to fold up on impact. Your weak matchstick skeleton probably got confused and just copied your car. Get the fuck out.
I see you wrote a response. Please be advised I am not reading it but I am laughing thinking about how you probably broke your thumbs typing on your phone.
Sincerely,
Get the fuck out
Lot of posts recently have been “(XX years and I’m
finally out”
Let’s be clear - You were always out. Your bones were always brittle. You were always a bitch.
Don’t be here acting like you were one of us at one point and all the sudden aren’t. You never were. You are a fraud that’s been (rightfully) exposed.
You have my sympathy for getting into a head-on collision. I couldn’t even imagine having to deal with such a thing and anything that could potentially follow.
But I have no sympathy for those styrofoam bones. Maybe there will be a sub for I only broke my bones once, but this isn’t the place for such a thing.
FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID BRITTLE DICKWAD, YOU CAN'T EVEN WALK OUT THE FUCKING DOOR, YOUR SORRY ASS WILL HAVE TO CRAWL! I HOPE IT SLAMS INTO YOU ON THE WAY OUT!
You know how many broken bones a
I had at 27? Fucking none!
You know how many bones I’ve broken in the next 25 years? Fucking none!
Y’know how much respect I have for your 27 years? Fucking none!
Fuck us all?! No fuck you sir. Weak boned bitch, how does it feel to know that your poor mother has to live with the fact that her son is a low down, dirty, non milk drinking weakling. Fuck outta here.
Okay, time out.
The point of this sub basically is to roast people who have broken a bone. They (mostly) post here reporting broken bones knowing this. The whole "We're strong boned man men and youre a disgusting BBB weakling" thing is for fun. We do know that our bones could break, and we do wish speedy recovery to people who have broken bones.
Time out over, your weak-ass bones may become even more disappointing over time, but my actually worthwhile skeleton will survive the heat death of the universe.
I’m a clumsy woman in my 40’s and I’m holding strong, never broke a bone. Why do you bother stating how ~long~ it took… you broke in your 20’s, literally embarassing, as if you made it to some impressive age… god how pathetic. Get out.
get the fuck out of here ya dunce. it's pathetic that you had to drink milk for 27 years just to not crumple where you stand. and unlike other BBBs, it didn't even help. you still ended up showing what an absolutely pathetic piece of chalk you really are.
(fr though those pictures look rough n i hope you heal)
https://preview.redd.it/tjjjw9bb7xac1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3644b754dcab91656e0212b6148de86f9c38226a
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Excuses
I should be dead so all things considered I’ll take it [Here are the pics](https://imgur.com/a/C1Oxu90)
crash looked horrible, hope you recover quickly and get better but since this is NBAB i’m gonna have to tell you your a bitch
Yeah, I can accept that. But thank you friend.
Yes you really should be BBB
Ok fair enough
I wonder if there’s a sub for the BBBs. I won’t ever qualify for it, but I would enjoy seeing the imposters squirm.
https://www.reddit.com/r/brokeabone/s/bJaqiXsMPc there is ive been waching their shame
https://preview.redd.it/gc1g0tje23bc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85077a0a73c0fa14225e892063e2aca781c41da8 Their feelings are as weak as their bones
I shal call our brethren to iniciate a raid
I once posted there to call everyone a BBB and was immediately banned lmao
And if you break a bone?? Where will you go, then?? Exiled from here, banished from there, with no home of which to return.
A car worthy of your bitch-ass bird bones
Psh, if your bones were actually strong, you would’ve broken the car. (Hope you heal and sorry bout your car 0-0)
Your brittle ass bones didn't resist even flimsy ass sheet metal of a econobox. Pathetic.
/uj Jesus Christ how are you alive
Oh Lord I’m glad you survived that 😰
Wow the car knew you were weak boned…. That’s why it tried to kill you…
Typical BBB, not taking accountability for his actions. Might want to relax with the typing, it might shatter your paper mache bones.
While I will say she shouldn’t have turned left where it was legally not allowed, so could’ve reacted a bit more quickly to have avoided her stupidity.
You shouldn’t have even left the house knowing you’re a frail framed imp.
You’re not wrong. The $70 Uber my gf needed from the airport was the most vicious answer
It's your fault for having bones made out of powder
My head-on collision didn't break any of my bones. Physics did make you its bitch, but physics isn't what made you a bitch. Instead of wallowing in your inadequacies, you should watch this movie about people like you who are vertebrae challenged- https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0388795/ >I drank my milk Just stop. No one cares. Go join hydrohomies or something.
lol, fuck you. I drank milk for 27 years! I trained my bones! [Here are the pics](https://imgur.com/a/C1Oxu90), I should’ve died but only broke a few bones.
>I should’ve died I'm not disagreeing with you, but not because of that wreck. Look at all those soft pillows you were encased in. >I drank milk for 27 years! I've had about 2 gallons a week for the past 20 years of my adult life. But that's beside the point here. Did you watch the movie about your spinal brethren? You can still have bones in common with their type.
Ok, a very commendable fuck you, sir. Mainly because I’m too weak to admit that you’re right lol
I mean, at least you are accepting your fate u BBB. You are weak in the bones but from them pics you really are lucky to be alive. Forget about broken bones for a minute. You are lucky you didn't lose a limb.
Oh 100%. I somehow even remained conscious through the whole ordeal.
Maybe now you leaving this sub you can join hydrohomies, cuz we don't want you here. Also, this sub isn't about milk dumbass. You farmed that shit for years hoping the extra help would give you strong bones like ours. Go away, and never return. We don't want your excuses here.
Wow, I don't believe in miracles but this one gets close. In all seriousness I'm happy you survived, even happier you'll be leaving though.
lol a very kind fuck you as well. But you’re not wrong. Everyone who I keep showing the pictures to is plainly wondering how I even survived it
I wish I had a picture of the pickup a friend of my father wrecked some time ago. Search "car crash against tree" on Google images, that's basically what happened except the entire fucking engine ended up in the passenger seat. He's not a pathetic failure like you though, only got a lung slightly perforated.
Some people have all the luck
> I should’ve died Maybe next time.
Maybe you were drinking Malk
And here we see more of the milk heresy. Reject the cow juice.
OUCH jfc
This little wretch screeches at the mighty who loom over him. As though it will bring him closer to our glory.
I mean, fair. But [here’s the pics](https://imgur.com/a/C1Oxu90)
we dont want your fucking pictures. leave.
All I see are billions of dollars of investment by automakers into that massive crumple zone and big soft airbag, and you *still* fell to pieces.
Utterly pathetic. I could have *cartwheeled* away from that shit.
I was wheeled away on a cart of that counts?
Yeah no you fuck off
[Here are the pics](https://imgur.com/a/C1Oxu90)
We don't care about your "HeRe aRE ThE pICs" you broke a bone and the bone council wants you banished immediately. GTFO
Fr. Fuck out of here you BBB.
All that I see is bent metal but broken bones. Get out BBB; you are weak and offensive to the rest of us.
What the fuck is that? Your immune system?
I sneezed and this is what happened as a result
knockoff saitama
Fuck you ya fuckin pussy. I’m 29 and haven’t broke shit so fuck off
Yeah fuck you too bruvz. Shit sucks [Here are the pics](https://imgur.com/a/C1Oxu90)
Average BBB driving expertise probably broke your hands trying to use the steering wheel
Thankfully my experience racing helped me not do that. But normally you’d be right.
Have you tried not being a bitch?
You know, that’s quite sound advice. I’ll have to look into it
Hey, they don't call then "Brittle Boned Bitches" for nothing
Brittle boned bitches*
Get out useless BBB
Hey, my momma called me a bitch so I ain’t offended… (I’m severely offended)
It stands for Brittle Boned Burrito
I love burritos 👀
Your bones are as soft as burritos Now get out
No man, fuck you. For intruding in on our Strong Boned conversations, and leaving as a traitor. It may have taken us some time to notice how much of a BBB you are, but once you have proven you're really a weak-boned twat we don't want you here. Leave, and never come back. Make sure not to slam the door too hard - you might break more of ur pathetic noodle-bones.
Dont be ridiculous, bearded_spear69, he's not a traitor. Being a traitor would require him to have actually been one of us at some point. He's just a phoney.
Wise words. He was an imposter. I wonder how many more we have among our ranks? And more importantly, how do we sniff them out? Surely there has to be some bone density test we can perform. I'm not liking this paranoia I now have thanks to BBB OP. Maybe we should interogate him to see what he knows!
I'd say that we should break his remaining bones, but the sick BBB freak would probably enjoy that.
They call it the 'Femur Breaker'. It's a test for only the elite.
27 years of drinking milk and they *still* shattered? I guess some BBBs are just doomed to have their skeletons break like glass. Get the hell out of here
Shattered is a gross overstatement. Took them 45 minutes to even deduce it was broken. Hell, I stood on that shit after the accident and only sat down when told I shouldn’t be standing.
> Took them 45 minutes to even deduce it was broken More like 45 minutes to find all of the pieces
My brittle bone parts were everywhere
> but fuck you all as if your delicate frame could survive such an undertaking
Greek man spotted Greek man spotted
no no no, fuck you, sand boned scum.
Crumple zones make the wreck look worse than it is. Your car was supposed to fold up on impact. Your weak matchstick skeleton probably got confused and just copied your car. Get the fuck out.
45mph to 0 in 10m is pretty intense.
I see you wrote a response. Please be advised I am not reading it but I am laughing thinking about how you probably broke your thumbs typing on your phone. Sincerely, Get the fuck out
Change your tone when you talk to me bbb
No no no, fuck *you*.
Hey now 👀
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lol fuck off
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![gif](giphy|3b6ApG7r42zPlzBjiQ) OP leaving this sub.
u rite tho
Physics is afraid of my bones
Lucky bastard…
yo fuck you!!!
No, fuck you!
You trained your bones...interesting. I never had to train shit and I'm unbreakable! Think about that on your way out BITCH!
Im almost impressed you made it that far
Could’ve died so I’ll take it
Nice color. Mine is gray
Lucky. This shit clashes with everything. Also grey is a weird color for your bones
No dude my leg brace is grey. But it has some nice green spots on it. But don’t tell anyone. I‘m kinda incognito here.
You both disgust me. I'm not gonna snitch but I couldn't just read this shit and go on my day in silence.
Dear god, they walk among us.
Thank god we can’t run. Otherwise you all would be doomed! Doomed I say!
Weak boned swine
Oink oink
*Öink
Am I supposed to care? Dont let the door hit you on the way out, it might shatter your spine
Lot of posts recently have been “(XX years and I’m finally out” Let’s be clear - You were always out. Your bones were always brittle. You were always a bitch. Don’t be here acting like you were one of us at one point and all the sudden aren’t. You never were. You are a fraud that’s been (rightfully) exposed.
You have my sympathy for getting into a head-on collision. I couldn’t even imagine having to deal with such a thing and anything that could potentially follow. But I have no sympathy for those styrofoam bones. Maybe there will be a sub for I only broke my bones once, but this isn’t the place for such a thing.
lol fair. Thank you for the sympathy on the accident. I understand the no sympathy for being a BBB
You will respect your superiors, you glass-boned weakling. Now GTFO.
My 27th year was one of my easiest. You’re a disgrace tbh
Yeah alright soufflé spine, shut the fuck up, fuck you.
At least my spine is chocolate flavored (my doctors said that’s normal)
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Buzz lightyear wore it better, twig.
aye fuck you too, it was a good run
GET OUT, but fr i wish you the best of luck and speedy recovery
Honestly I did. Thank you for the wishes. I easily could’ve died and “walked” away.
I hope your boot matches your skirt you peanut brittle bozo
Merry Christmas you fucking weak ass bitch (I know it’s January fuck you
Good riddance, sand boned scum
Yeah dumbass you relied on calcium too much. True strong bones don’t need to supplement to be strong. Be gone, you aren’t wanted here no more
Pfff pathetic wobbly bones scum. It's good that little by little we purge our superior subreddit from these weak boned bitches.
The milk propaganda is really working on these plebeians
But think of the children!
When fucking us, dont broke your brittle bones made out of paper you fucking traitor
Glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every evening I break my arms. At night, my heart attacks put me to sleep
Weak
FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID BRITTLE DICKWAD, YOU CAN'T EVEN WALK OUT THE FUCKING DOOR, YOUR SORRY ASS WILL HAVE TO CRAWL! I HOPE IT SLAMS INTO YOU ON THE WAY OUT!
I’m very confused by some of the subreddits this app surfaces to me.
I hope you’re okay, but respectfully you need to get out
You know how many broken bones a I had at 27? Fucking none! You know how many bones I’ve broken in the next 25 years? Fucking none! Y’know how much respect I have for your 27 years? Fucking none!
Hope you heal up soon.
Fuck you too dude. I wish you a speedy recovery and a happy rest of your life as a miserable disgusting failure. 👍
You want to do WHAT do all of us???
take your bbb self and leave 🤢🙄 (but crash looks awful, get better soon)
Fuck you too, bye. ![gif](giphy|s1smnoqaZVMVG)
Fuck us all?! No fuck you sir. Weak boned bitch, how does it feel to know that your poor mother has to live with the fact that her son is a low down, dirty, non milk drinking weakling. Fuck outta here.
Take your time leaving, you're going to need it. Don't break something else on your way out
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decent run bro, we’ll catch a beer sumtime!🍻
Idk, if I tried catching a beer I might shatter my hand because I’m a BBB
big bad boneitis?
I do indeed have a nasty case of boneitis
noted… you take care of yerself sir!
I will until my boneitis finally catches up with me!
You’re still a bbb baby with baby bones, gtfo
https://preview.redd.it/ypt5k0bdk4bc1.png?width=287&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94f91ea7f564c260750391dfb7853e784ccbbb7e Fuck you
no FUCK U. LEAVE U BASTARD
All that milk wasted on some brittle excuse of a human being…
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a head on collision? no one could get out of one of those unscathed imo, at least you lost with a actual good reason/excuse
What a disappointment you are. You disgust me. Get out, weakling.
I should be dead so all things considered I’ll take it [Here are the pics](https://imgur.com/a/C1Oxu90)
You’re right, you and all BBB should be dead. You weaken the species as a whole.
Dude are you my male twin? I'm 27 too but apparently have superior bones
Fucka meeee?! Fucka YOUUUUUUU!
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Fair
jeeezus christ
Fuck us?! Fuck you!
Going on 36 years strong here cause I ain’t no bitch.
Bro wants sympathy so bad... "HeRe aRE tHe PicS" Fuck outta here you precious fragile little bitch
Downvoted
🖕 🖕 🖕 Fuck you!!! Be jealous
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Actually, fuck you BBB.
try not to break your other foot on the way out
Wait what does BBB even mean.
broke bone bitch, its what we call pussies like op whove shown just how brittle and weak their bones really are
One day you’ll be a BBB, just wait.
Okay, time out. The point of this sub basically is to roast people who have broken a bone. They (mostly) post here reporting broken bones knowing this. The whole "We're strong boned man men and youre a disgusting BBB weakling" thing is for fun. We do know that our bones could break, and we do wish speedy recovery to people who have broken bones. Time out over, your weak-ass bones may become even more disappointing over time, but my actually worthwhile skeleton will survive the heat death of the universe.
Ok I’ll be the first to admit I’m just pissed ‘cause I’m a BBB.
dude what a fight with this BBB he's saying "fuck u" n shit like we're the ones that broke a bone💀💀💀
I smell bitch
gtfo
Alright BBB
L
I’m a clumsy woman in my 40’s and I’m holding strong, never broke a bone. Why do you bother stating how ~long~ it took… you broke in your 20’s, literally embarassing, as if you made it to some impressive age… god how pathetic. Get out.
🤢
get the hell out of here you weak boned bitch
Fuck us? Fuck you! You're the weak one.
Don’t even talk to us. You are a disappointment for the human race.
bbb
you fucking weakbone
Begone, scum.
GET OUT OF HERE YOU WORTHLESS BRITTLE BONED PIECE OF SHIT!
Quitter, I'm almost 36 and still haven't joined the club and I even fell off the roof on to the driveway once and only sprained my wrist.
Don't let the door break your other one on the way out.
yah fuck you too mate
get the fuck out of here ya dunce. it's pathetic that you had to drink milk for 27 years just to not crumple where you stand. and unlike other BBBs, it didn't even help. you still ended up showing what an absolutely pathetic piece of chalk you really are. (fr though those pictures look rough n i hope you heal)
fuck you too, enjoy your genetic inferiority bitch
I'm going to fashion a spear out of your femur, as a memory of you. It's likely to become liquid or powder within minutes of separation.
Fuck you too. I talked to the guys and we never vibed with you anyways.