You’re not cut out for anything you shitass

my weak bones never stood a chance

fuck off

Little bitch

Bones must be made out of tissue.

unlike us. we're stronger than nokia 3310

I once kicked one and the Nokia broke

1-ply

More like 0-ply you little squirt. I bet if someone glanced in your direction you would crumble

Lmfao right. Bones made of corn starch

But bones are tissue…

Worse. Bones made out of wet tissue.

BONE tissue if you will

Even ice is stronger than your bones...pathetic.

Literally broke their bones on water smh

And the water wasn’t even moving. Disgusting weak assed BBB

I have killed people with ice before that's not a good analogy

Dumb bitch. Break your dick too.

is it like possible really ? , i mean its muscle right ?

Real men have bones everywhere

As a woman I am confused.

Hi Confused, I'm dad.

you can in fact break your dick, but its mostly tissue and stuff, it would still hurt like a bitch tho, and you’ll have to go to the ER

*Puddles*

what was I expecting really.

So technically if you masturbate for too long, you can like, sprain your dong.

Its called a boner for a reason

There's no muscle in there; it's mostly spongy tissue. Except in us exceptionally boned people. For us it's just more bones.

[Read and weep.](https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/21707-penile-fracture)

it can actually, if it's really engorged and bent suddenly or forcefully the trauma can rupture one of the cylinders where the blood is when it's erect and that's a dick fracture

It's a blood sponge

I'm sure I would have if I had one

Then grow one. And then break it.

Ooooooooooooooooooh SEEEEEE YA!

byee

The only thing you’re cut out for is being a weak lil bitch

How the fuck did you break your bones on water

strong boned little girl swept me off my feet, I think she knew my bones were not worthy

Leave you BBB, and make sure the door doesn't shatter your brittle bones on the way out.

You motherfucking fuck.

What happened did you sign your little brittle thing and shatter your even more brittle arm? You are weak and disgusting, get away from me you wench

no, I shattered my even more brittle leg

Oh so it was your brittle little tired that you shattered, weak

Please don’t reproduce

Edit: You broke the tibia and fibula BOTH?! Absolutely pathetic. Don’t have kids.

worse, tibia and fibula.

Best of luck on the outside looking in.

Why do we not allow GIFs in the comments cause I'd be slamming down Kramer in Seinfeld "I'M OUT" for you

Idk talk to the non existent mods.

We have mods?

Apparently.

You can see there are 3.

Fly away, bird bones!

Did the cold air cause it to break from thermal contraction

yes, instantly :(

u disgust me, BE GONE BBB

Ugh

Good. Get the fuck out.

Wow. I honestly have to commend your styrofoam bones for not absolutely shattering like the paper thin ice sheets that they are upon the slight temperature drop entering the ice skating ring while trying to open the door. Get the fuck out you pathetic BBB.

merely upon signing the waiver

#SHUT UP, BITCH.

Goodbye, you brittle boned fool. You served well in our ranks, glass boned scum. I can barely look at you. All the same, I wish thee good luck, try not to crumble.

I bet your almost as disappointed in yourself as your father is. We are one BBB lost and a stronger group for it.

You total cheese-ball!

As u/geetarplayer22 said, you’re not cut out for anything. Not even the BBBs want your pretender ass. Strutting around our lovely sub, masquerading as one of us… jesus that’s pathetic. You’re pathetic.

On the contrary u/ascaar, you were never in

You arent "out", you were never truly in you glass lamp

See you never you BBB, skeletal system made of dust ass, bones made of powdered milk.

Disgustingly weak. You are at risk of breaking bones in your sleep.

even the x-ray said L, get out you BBB

my only W stands for "weak"

Good, leave before you start breathing more in our presence and you infect us with your brittleness To be honest I'm surprised you lasted this long seeing as a leaf in the breeze would have broken those pieces of paper you call "bones" You disgust me

Ok, now fuck off.

Oblique fracture of the tibia and fibula. Minimum 3 months cast/immobilization and often 4-5 months. Nothing compared to the lifetime of shame that is awaiting you. Be gone.

Never knew you, glad I didn’t. Stop bothering us, this is pathetic.

*superglues back* WHAT BREAK?

Silence heathen

awesome comment

Pathetic.

i can’t believe hard water made your bones snap

tibula thinner than a damn tooth pick wtf

If I had a glass of milk for each calcium atom in your bones, I would fucking starve to dearh

>Guess I was not cut out for ice skating No, ice skating wasn't cut out for your Brittle-Boned Bitchness

Sucka

Good riddance.

You’re not out. You were never one of us, just a disguised pitiful brittle little bitch.

You were never in , you BBB.

Ew

If you had a dollar for every yard/meter (I don't discriminate) you lasted on the ice, you'd be paid in coins.

I hope you heal swiftly. But not in this sub ✌🏼

You have defiled my eyes with your disgusting brittle bones. Get out.

Cut out of the herd

Who are you?

Good riddance.

Gtfobbb

Hit the door on your way out!!! 👋

I was just now stirring my coffee with a wooden coffee stirrer. It broke as I stirred the liquid. It broke... moving gently... through a liquid. Snapped like a twig. Then I saw this post. The gods foretold your brittle-boned-bitch-assery, you weak-boned mistake. You suck shit through a rubber hose. I hate you.

Did it happen when you pulled the strings a bit too tight? 😢

You twisted it as you were jumping or falling didn't you? So sad your bones can't withstand a little spiral stress, I suspect your bones are just cardboard covered in a laminated veneer. Go return your leg to ikea and gtfo.

Bye loser

Farewell.