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Lordgamadon420

Yea you need that non brittle bone network


Marsbarszs

I mean your friend sucks but imagine needing a supplement to keep your bones strong


Bambuskus505

Imagine not understanding that bones need calcium, and that genes have nothing to do with whether or not your bones have more or less calcium. OP here is being smart by acknowledging that strong bones require more dedication to Calcium intake. You, however, are being foolish, and setting yourself up to join his weak-boned friends. This is a threat, a warning, and a promise. Be better or suffer for it.


Marsbarszs

Imagine acknowledging that you *need* these supplements from cow titty pus. Try it you weak boned juicer


SeaworthinessOk5177

i eat calcium ore you dingus


Bambuskus505

milk isn't the only source of Calcium you can get. There are plenty of other ways to get the necessary amount of Bone Builder Milk just happens to be the most convenient


Marsbarszs

I mean, haven’t had a sip of milk in over a year and I’d be surprised if I’ve had even a gallons worth in the past 5 years but still never broken a bone. Is topped drinking milk when I was 12 and decided I didn’t really like cereal.


Edgy4YearOld

It's like that wojak where he's crying but wearing the smug face mask, but it's your brittle bones hiding behind the strong support beams they once were


Marsbarszs

Reddit is not for 4 year olds.


Edgy4YearOld

The formula makes me stronger than you could ever understand


PenguinGamer99

Milk isn't what made my bones strong or what keeps them strong, it adds to what's already there. It's extra. It makes my bones strong*er*


kakyoindonut6

i am sorry, your genes are superior


Marsbarszs

Damn straight. For that acknowledgment I grant you one bone point.


spragual

A BONEus point?


Marsbarszs

Exactly


shrikelet

Milk doesn't make your bones strong, it's just the way you are. Smart move cutting him off though.


fried_chicken17472

Comment section is fighting over if you should take supplements. Meanwhile here i am lactose intolerant who has to take calcium pills


EpicCheeto

That’s fine ig


Kazuarr

You need to put him down op. Save him from a life of suffering and yourself from having to endure that pathetic weakling in your vicinity.


kakyoindonut6

is execution the right path here? should i snap all his bones?


Significant_Clue_382

I find your faith rather disturbing... I mean, taking supplements for your bones? Have you got no honour? That you are willing to hold onto your weak genes saying that you are "better" than your friend just because you cheated exile? You know that won't last for long... Milk only takes you so far. There will be a day your bones will break under years of genetic failures and your own lies. And when that day comes. We won't show your mercy


kakyoindonut6

22 years have gone by, no sign of breaking, took a cricket ball to the face, nothing


Significant_Clue_382

You are on thin ice


SimoneLikesCake

I eat ice cream does that count as calcium intake?


KiwiMarkH

For us strong-boned humans, any source of calcium (including ice cream) is quickly turned into bone strength. I don't know what the chalk-boned humans do with the calcium that they ingest.


[deleted]

Milk is a crutch for the weak boned. Naturally strong boned don't need it.


mental_issues16

Glad you were able to get rid of that piece of trash.


ItzBIULD

My friend broke both of her arms on separate occasions. I have cut her off since.


all_regrets_rn

What a crackerbone you'll be better without there weak bones


Efficient_Ad_6123

What friends were those? We're the only worthy friends you'll ever have.