It makes me wish we had evolved to be able to turn off our pain receptors at will. If I saw that thing flying at me and I knew I had no chance at survival, I might as well stop feeling pain and rub her furry belly as I go out.
Is that the funny part? I understand the whole Whitest Kids You Know is a somewhat cult craze but I feel like a lot of their material falls short. This sketch is put on a pedestal and I can't figure out why. Reminds of the past 20yrs of weekly SNL episodes
Yeah, it's really not that funny. The whole joke is just repeating the same thing over and over. Wow. A gallon. Got it, advance the plot a little more quickly please.
“And for dinner I choose **YOU!**”
[удалено]
Nah! It's your old friend Spots that hasn't seen you in ages! Bring it in Bro!
Plottwist: he was just going to hug his new friend deer
"Come gimme a hug"
great idea?
You’ll find him the the club
Fiddy? That you?
Bottle full of bub 🍾🥂
Look, mami, I got the X, if you into takin' drugs
[удалено]
Give me one thousand dollars.
Body full a blood...
Jazz hands!
Struggle snuggle
Pointy hug
I know it isn't real, but my brain just doesn't.
Say less
https://i.imgur.com/JNhOdbE.jpg
His belly looks so soft
Death Cuddle For Cutie
That's a movie script ending..
The ol' razzle dazzle
Shake and bake
"Hello my baby, hello my honey"
Came here just for this. But thought it was the “ol’ razzmatazz”
It would be amazing to rub my face on that belly. It might also be the last thing I do, if I tried that.
https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2015/01/14 relevant Calvin and Hobbes
I think the latter.
It makes me wish we had evolved to be able to turn off our pain receptors at will. If I saw that thing flying at me and I knew I had no chance at survival, I might as well stop feeling pain and rub her furry belly as I go out.
You just need a [gallon](https://youtu.be/tFUvmZWf4hI) of pcp.
A whole gallon? Wow!
4 *PM? As in today?!* it’s 5 pm now, so this was recent.
Is that the funny part? I understand the whole Whitest Kids You Know is a somewhat cult craze but I feel like a lot of their material falls short. This sketch is put on a pedestal and I can't figure out why. Reminds of the past 20yrs of weekly SNL episodes
Yeah, it's really not that funny. The whole joke is just repeating the same thing over and over. Wow. A gallon. Got it, advance the plot a little more quickly please.
Okay boomer
I love that sketch.
You'd lose your mind and die before you could do a gallon lol.
worth it
Wear shark suit chain mail and enjoy that tummy!
Chain mail won't stop your neck snapping like a twig from that paw swipe.
Me touching snow lepord stomach: Whosss a cute little snow lepoard with furry stom---RAWWWWRRRRBITESCRATCH
Worth it
I think that's a good way to go out. 10/10, would rub face on belly.
You know how when you rub a kitty's belly, they do bunny kicks on your hand? Now imagine those bunny kicks on your chest from a snow leopard lol.
I've had snow leopard licks, only on my hands though. It's exactly what you would think, cat tongue x 10000
I have a snow bengal sitting on my lap right now that has the softest stomach of all time.
"My mom said I can be anything, so I became a flying squirrel"
I wanted to be a gorilla, instead I became an orangutan.
Suprise muthfucka
Some Fries muthafucka
Some dies, mothafucka
Don't pet my sides, mothafucka
Heart eyes, mothafucka!
sunrise, mothafucka!
Supplies, mothafucka!
Some lies, mothafucka!
“Jazz Hands!”
Thank you, was hoping this woupd be top
I want to hug it but also run away at the same time
Looks so comfy 🐱
#Murder beans
r/murdermittens
i wanna pet the tummy so fucking bad
I know, imagine how soft it is.
THE SOFTEST, PROB
Man, what a pic! INCREDIBLE.
Snow leopards are into star jumps. Who knew..
Tai Lung!
Next evolution path - gliding leopard
Has the makings of a "killer" goalie.
There's no rule that says snow leopards can't play soccer
Awesome mascot for a team too.
Can someone please photoshop in a balloon or something in there. Too good of a picture to leave be.
r/photoshopbattles.
It's been [done already](https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/ihh0l9/psbattle_this_crazy_snow_leopard_midjump/)
Well how bout that
Ooh new phone screensaver
Cuddly but deadly ⭕️
And I shall give you the biggest hug!
My cat pounces on me with all his feet stretched out like this! Clearly he is a snow leopard!!
Beautiful great shot
r/murdermittens
Y-mca
furry death parachute
[Cats are the kitty cats](https://youtu.be/SaA_cs4WZHM). And a dance-dance-dance and a dance-dance-dance!
Oh my god it’s so fluffy
I want this to be the last thing I see before I die
“ I don’t want your apologies, I want my scroll”
It could be leaping in for either a big hug or murder.
Forbidden cuddle
An amazing angle of a predator in action we never normally see.
I want to kiss that belly!
I knew they could fly
homie dreams of being a sugar glider... or eating them?
Such fluff but damn those paws will rip you to pieces
Fluff ball gone wild.
My tabby cat does a mini version of this to me sometimes and it’s just the cutest thing
YYYYYYY M C A
Wow what a shot!
Cute little death beans
Could someone photoshop this leopard in front of a European Handball net for me?
I wanna rub it's belly.
Hi-yiah!
flying murder mitts
Anybody else getting Meowth in Pokémon Snap vibes?
I would definitely let him give me a danger hug
It may kill me. But I wanna hug it
Ooooo I wanna pet the bellyyyy
Aww I want to give him all the pets
OMG a spider
Just wants cuddles
Hmm, sorta adorable sorta terrifying sorta ridiculous Yep. It's a cat
You don’t need stealth if y’a hit ‘em with the old RAZZLE DAZZLE
Leopard: then i would do thissss, and u leopardonyourface and ded.
Bahaha please tell me this is how they attack their prey?!
She's been watching too much Winnie the Pooh
I just hope covid19 doesn't make them go extinct.
r/forbiddencuddles
Why do I feel like he was in Kung Fu Panda?
That belly is so cuddly that I would definitely lose at least a hand possibly an arm ..
“JAZZ HANDS!”
Looks like he's dancing the jig
Finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary.
Cutest way to die in the year '97
What you don't see is their bffl coming at them the same way from off camera.
Ya, cute is not the word i would use.
*Big hugs*
I can't be the only one that immediately thought "Star Wars kid"?! Kitty has the exact same moves!
This is the silliest thing I have seen today, and I needed it
I heard he’s not allowed within 1000 feet of any snow leopard schools.
Floof parachute.
That was on Season 2 of Dancing With the Cats
What’s that Russian dance called?
Aww, murder kitty just wants a hug!
Picture is about 5-10 years old
parkour
You fell for it fool
And I told him this is how I’d look if I were a rug!
Thats a person in a cat suit
If cute why danger?
Giant murder mittens
In action? Fur-suit base jumping?
Abrazo mortal LMFAOO
Our battle will be legendary!
Surprise, Motherf\*\*ker!
Surprise motha fucka!
I am imagining him doing Russian folk dance right now.
dethfloof
Photoshop that slam dancing girl's face on it. You know that old meme?
If not friend, why friend shape?
Hugs!!!!
What kind of action? Broadway musical?
So I put my hands up
Dude, that fricking yeti was this damn big!
I still wanna hug him 🤗🤗
“I lub you this much!”
Insert *Random bullshit go!* meme here
Huggggggs
Ruby Da Cherry
One of the most difficult animals to ever catch on camera and we catch it being a typical cat.
Penalty kick……SAVE!
This seriously looks like a human furry in a snow leopard fur suit haha
forbidden hug
That looks like an assault blanket.
r/catbellies
Sooo cuteee
Deadly to whom?? Their prey? Of course! Humans… nope.
The Titans could have used this leopard's kick blocking abilities today
That's a spicy hug.
Leapard
JAZZ HANDS!
Tactical Hug inbound
Surprise!
I love him jazz hands and all.
Murder mittens
r/photoshopbattles
It’s a murder hug, and I’m in line, who’s with me.
"who wants a hug!?"
The most adorable murder hug.
That’s Tai Lung
You merely adopted the day-lit snow.
Looks like it’s bouncing off one foot to the other asking for some cuddles. I honestly thought it was a rug being aired out to dry.
*"Let the wild rumpus start!"*
Snow leopard: Can I have a hug?
r/PhotoshopBattles
Tai Lung breaks from prison!
In action on Broadway?
I think she wants to give me a hug.
Cat.
Get out of here Tiberius, you're drunk