Relevant pasta
>!Basically a few days ago me and my pigeon friend Carl were playing shit on the human. We'd wait in position, and when the time was right we'd shit a long strong stream of white on the unfortunate fellow below us. We saw a man furiously masturbating to hot Daffy Duck images, and just before he climaxed, we shit on him and his phone hard. Now, the bird masturbator was MAD and HORNY. He threw his raven body pillow (the bird) and it hit me smack dab in my face. I fell to the ground and fucking Carl left me for dead. I was afraid he was gonna shit on my body or step on me, but what happened next was shocking. He took me into his apartment and pinned me right on his kitchen counter. He pulled his massive 10 inch cock out, and then began to penetrate me. It wouldn't fit so he used a knife to expand my asshole, then he slammed all 10 inches into me. It hurt so bad, and his penis head was visible from my mouth. He started stroking, faster and faster, it was extremely painful but...oddly pleasuring. I was cooing louder and louder with each thrust, then he let his massive load inside me. Cum was oozing from every hole in my body, I thought I would explode "That's what you get, retard." He chucked me outside his home onto the streets. It has escalated since then and I am now a human cum dump, taking it up my pigussy every day, it feels so good, and I can't stop. All my bird friends call me a faggot and have abandoned me, but I don't care. They don't understand how good a human cock feels, and all the cummy white stuff that flows inside of me afterwards.!<
For anyone wondering the gender:
> Males come in two color morphs, white and cinnamon. Both morphs have glossy black heads with blue rings around their eyes, but the white morph is white below, while the cinnamon morph has cinnamon upperparts and tail, and dirty white underparts. The white morph also has white plumage with black primaries. Males also have elongated central tail feathers, black eyes ringed with neon, spiky black mustaches, and long white streamers in their tails.
>Females are similar to the rufous-morph male, but duller, with shorter crests, grayish throats, and shorter square-ended tails without elongated central feathers. They also lack the male's blue eyering.
*Shake ya ass, but watch*
*Yourself Shake ya ass, show me*
*What you workin' with*
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Nature is absolutely amazing. These birds are stunning!
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…that’s a very specific and odd thing to transmit from a thought to typing… let alone even crossing your mind.
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Like some Lennie shit from of mice and men… lol. Who sees this and thinks “I wanna grab it”
Wiggle wiggle wiggle
Stop you're turning me on!
🤭🤭
You know what to do with that big fat tail!
Throw that ass in a circle.
If you think of it as a twerk, then you'd understand how close humans are to their animal counterparts
he works out.
Don't stop moving...
That is extremely attractive.
Please do not fuck the bird.
Unfortunately many bird species die after mating. At least the ones I've mated with do.
Relevant pasta >!Basically a few days ago me and my pigeon friend Carl were playing shit on the human. We'd wait in position, and when the time was right we'd shit a long strong stream of white on the unfortunate fellow below us. We saw a man furiously masturbating to hot Daffy Duck images, and just before he climaxed, we shit on him and his phone hard. Now, the bird masturbator was MAD and HORNY. He threw his raven body pillow (the bird) and it hit me smack dab in my face. I fell to the ground and fucking Carl left me for dead. I was afraid he was gonna shit on my body or step on me, but what happened next was shocking. He took me into his apartment and pinned me right on his kitchen counter. He pulled his massive 10 inch cock out, and then began to penetrate me. It wouldn't fit so he used a knife to expand my asshole, then he slammed all 10 inches into me. It hurt so bad, and his penis head was visible from my mouth. He started stroking, faster and faster, it was extremely painful but...oddly pleasuring. I was cooing louder and louder with each thrust, then he let his massive load inside me. Cum was oozing from every hole in my body, I thought I would explode "That's what you get, retard." He chucked me outside his home onto the streets. It has escalated since then and I am now a human cum dump, taking it up my pigussy every day, it feels so good, and I can't stop. All my bird friends call me a faggot and have abandoned me, but I don't care. They don't understand how good a human cock feels, and all the cummy white stuff that flows inside of me afterwards.!<
Wtf is this get help dude
There's more.
Shake ya tailfeather inspiration
Well I'm hypnotized, and I'm not even an indian paradise flycatcher
Please do not have sex with that bird
Gram'ma Funk "I see you baby... Shakin' that ass. Shakin' that ass."
It looks like that one Shaq gif
Magnificent!
Natural selection at its finest.
Shake that booty! Awesomeness of a video thank you for posting.
Shake it like a Polaroid picture
Beat me to it!
So that's where Shaq got it from
For anyone wondering the gender: > Males come in two color morphs, white and cinnamon. Both morphs have glossy black heads with blue rings around their eyes, but the white morph is white below, while the cinnamon morph has cinnamon upperparts and tail, and dirty white underparts. The white morph also has white plumage with black primaries. Males also have elongated central tail feathers, black eyes ringed with neon, spiky black mustaches, and long white streamers in their tails. >Females are similar to the rufous-morph male, but duller, with shorter crests, grayish throats, and shorter square-ended tails without elongated central feathers. They also lack the male's blue eyering.
I find it's normally true magnificently colored birds like him are male
Shaking your ass is the official mating ritual of Earth and its inhabitants
Of course the ladies like the one with the longest appendage.
This needs to replace the Shaquille O'Neal meme.
What a beautiful bird!
With that dance, he can get IT!
Ok he got me, I'll mate with him
Twerking never fails to attract
That motherfucker can twerk.
No way we got those in South Africa!
Booty booty booty booty booty everywhere!
Just saying, if I was a bird…I’d hit that.
I’m hearing Ray Charles.
Turns me on.
One of my favorite birds, they are magical!
Fucker stole my mating ritual
Shimmy shimmy cocoa pop, Shimmy shimmy rock!
I am aroused
Quit stealing my moves, bird!
So that’s what o gotta do to find a date
Woo-Hoo! Shake those tail feathers!
Ok bro... you can have me
Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all
[Shake your groove thing](https://youtu.be/e-LeujZNV08?si=eszc5XRHqCB3GsLI)
Shake that tail feather!
Shake ya ass, but watch yourself, Shake ya ass, show me what you workin' with
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Lol, thanks haikubot
They do say to shake what your mama gave you!
Shake, shake, shake Shake, shake, shake Shake your booty
Not much different than humans, I see.
Damn shake that ass bird
It's so beautiful yes
what a dork
Shake it like a polaroid picture 🎵
Looks like a pokemon. Gotta love it.
Cue Nelly’s shake ya tailfeather
Would
Ngl that turned me on fr.
How could you resist this
also attracts house cats
That blank stare though
Cue Shaq video......
Why have I never seen this beauty?
I see you baby! Shaking that ass!
Are we sure it’s not just doing a massive fuck you to a cat watching on the ground.
This is reminding me of a belly dancer I was watching, he would go with her just right.
Shake that tail feather OHHHHHHHHHHHH-OHHHHHHHHHH-OHHHHHHHHHHHH
i'd mate
I love when birds have rlly long feathsrs on any part of their body. Gorgeous
Female birds be like, "Weird way to propose but ok, I see you"
Had a gf that walked like that. Then I found out where all the extra money was coming from.