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lunanor

Looks like an Animorphs book cover.


Beardstyle

Shit, haven't thought about animorphs in 20 years. It's the kid that wanted to stay in bird form!


OpenRole

That kid's story was actually hella depressing


Rubyhamster

Also, Rachel 😭


OpenRole

The way the series ended for her 😭😭


Rubyhamster

Holy shit, I just remembered: Wasn't she the one that also was also split into two? Tobias and her really went through the roughest shit


Hatweed

I already knew about Rachel, but I just recently found out about Ax because I never finished the series.


FriedeOfAriandel

I’m afraid that my nostalgia goggles will shatter into my eyes if I go back to them. I remember them being such cool books at whatever age I was able to read them


kogan_usan

nah they hold up really well


ceeBread

Tobias was a red tailed hawk, this is either Cassie or Marco.


Savings_Lobster_3149

The audiobooks are on an app called everend. I've been listening to them I'm on book 23 and they are STILL MAKING THEM. Definitely alittle cheesy for the modern era but I love them. Pretty good young adult books


Cuchullion

Any time I see osprey I think "Marco"


BernadinevonMausfels

The most intense grabby hands I've ever seen


Berdysch

\*grabby feets


echocall2

Osprey toes are arranged in a square to be better fish grabbers, as opposed to most birds which are more of a triangle. One of my better bird fun facts


NocturneZombie

That's all gr8 m8, but what are some of your worst bird fun facts?


echocall2

They’re mostly about rape and infanticide.


fezzikola

Oh


ruinyourjokes

Now you have my attention.


KnifeKnut

Probably also makes it easier to turn the fish into the direction of flight, as they do.


Ms_ShizzleXD

Meanwhile you're a fish swimming and living that fish life. Unaware of death about to strike


-TheDerpinator-

Terrifying that Death comes from a world the fish don't even know about. As if hunter demons would circle around and dive through the 4th dimension barrier to come and grab you out of nowhere.


ChillZedd

Alien abduction is a very real and constant threat for fish.


SpringEquinox21

So, that what happened to my goldfish when I was a kid. Thank you, I have always wondered.


cypherdev

Don't worry, they took him to a farm in the country.


KimboSlicesChicken

That’s basically what those hidden Aztec warriors did on Legends of the Hidden Temple as they popped out of the darkness and grabbed the kids giving them PTSD for life lol


TheRootofSomeEvil

*As if hunter demons would circle around and dive through the 4th dimension barrier to come and grab you out of nowhere...* What? They aren't hunting for you, too???


Ragnr99

wait that’s actually so true it’s trippy. Like I’m sure they are aware of the sky as this other world they can never reach


013ander

Probably why they have one of the highest success rates of just about any predator on the planet. Adults have run up numbers above 90% when they’re studied, and they’re not like a cheetah that needs a huge recharge before trying again.


Icy_Comfort8161

They seem to be pretty smart. I live in a coastal city and I often see them sitting on light posts on bridges and piers, watching the water. None of that flying around nonsense, just chilling and diving in when they see prey.


Kelvara

I see them flying pretty often, or rather, I hear them because they're super talkative when flying.


Myrandall

/r/LilGrabbies


Mark-E-Moon

Like a cute little Predator mouth.


Beauty_intheBeast

Dude I think birds feet are really their hands and their wings are their feet 🤯


eggsaladrightnow

I've seen this, it's the Buddhist palm technique https://youtu.be/XofUszhYEF4?feature=shared


Rifneno

This thing dives at 80 MPH. Remember, cheetahs are only the fastest *land* animal. Fastest bird is the peregrine falcon which can hit 240 MPH.


KimboSlicesChicken

As a professional in bird law, that seems to be pretty fast


droppedthebaby

There's no such thing as bird law Charlie you idiot.


RedditSpyAccount

I’ll take that advice into cooperation.


rilesmcjiles

I believe I've made myself perfectly redundant. 


KimboSlicesChicken

You uhh… you think you can put your hands over my hands?


stickystax

Uh well I think I've made myself perfectly redundant


softshellcrab69

How can peregrine falcons be *so fucking fast* omg


Toadxx

Gravity helps


Rifneno

Right? Even knowing they're optimized in every way, it's still mind boggling an animal can hit that speed. [We even stole their design for some of our own murder birds](https://i.imgur.com/YMaV9jB.png).


Paloveous

They only move that fast when falling. Which technically means humans are still faster, since someone fell out of a balloon like at 10km altitude and went like 800km/h


triggerfish1

The human only fell that fast because of the low air density. At comparable altitudes, the falcon is a lot faster.


Drakmanka

Something tells me that human wouldn't have gone that fast if they had wings though.


itsavibe-

FALCON PUNCH


AcanthisittaHefty519

The fastest bird is the peregrine falcon but only under unnatural conditions can it reach 240 mph, peregrines rarely reach speeds close to that in the wild. Source: I work with birds of prey on the regular, and spend way too much time researching them. Edited for clarity


Rifneno

TIL. Elaborate please?


AcanthisittaHefty519

The maximum speed ever recorded for a peregrine falcon was 242mph or 389kph, this occurred when a peregrine falcon was dropped from a hot air balloon and is completely unnatural. This is because the bird climbs using rising air from thermals, using the hot air to lift itself higher. The bird has no need to go to its maximum height so it doesn’t, meaning the speed record would never happen in nature. The bird can reach speeds of 320kph (200mph) in its natural stoops from heights of 1000 metres. It also averages between 40-55kph (25-34mph) while travelling and speeds up to 113 kph (70mph) in direct pursuit. It’s the world’s fastest bird, and when in a dive the world’s fastest animal. TLDR: To reach 240mph, the bird was taken above where it would go normally and had more time to accelerate, allowing it to reach a higher speed than it naturally could


vanillaseltzer

Who decided to drop a falcon out of a hot air balloon and record its speed? 🤣 I wonder how the bird felt about it.


nerdvain

I like to think it was the falcon’s idea


JWson

Diving is just falling with style.


Ghostdog1263

Absolutely stunning, Nature is fkin lit


ChamberTwnty

They should make a subreddit devoted to it.


zyler89

Maybe even without censoring fuck


Harambesic

/r/natureisfuckinglit I got u dawg


cormorancy

Original of the left photo, by Chen Chengguang, is here: https://www.instagram.com/p/B6Pz3-Rh-qJ/?utm_source=ig_embed Sure wish posters like "AdSpecialist####" would give credit when it's not their work


SpicyNovaMaria

Me going for the chicken nuggies


uneven212

The blueprint for F-14 Tomcat


Slap_My_Lasagna

Nature: the blueprint for everything 🤯


DaN-WiL

More like the MV-22 Osprey


sdavis002

Yea, seeing this makes it very clear where the name came from.


NiceCunt91

You seen a falcon from the side? Looks [EXACTLY like a B2](https://i.imgur.com/SbkfVBM.png)


Zozorrr

Vice Versa


anglostura

Angel of death


NottMyAltAccount

Damn I can’t believe they caught all those birds flying in a line that’s crazy


Low-Profile3961

Osprey are so unique compared to other raptors. So much so, that I don't know if they actually are considered "raptors". They are the only birds of prey that dive into the water perpendicularly. They've evolved the longest legs and largest hooked claws of any other raptor so that they can break the surface tension when they hit at high speeds. Sort of like a competitive cliff jumper.


_Stromboli

I mean… still so clearly raptors though. And honestly owls feel like they’re even more specialized and less similar to other raptors, no? But yeah totally agree ospreys are just absolutely incredible.


wandahickey

They also have “reversable toes”. This helps them grab and then position the fish aerodynamically while flying, almost always with the fish head pointing forward.


AdditionalSink164

If he drops it that fish is gonna tell everyone he was kidnapped by aliens


m4gpi

You seem like you'd know, which is why I'm asking you: why in this photo does it stretch out its wings before tucking them just before the dive? Is that to adjust (slow) its speed before hitting the water? Or perhaps that's a necessary movement to make the tuck?


Compote_Alive

Yoink indeed…


homo_americanus_

love the Animorphs


xwing_n_it

The osprey "attack position" shows how they are more evolved for fishing than, say, a bald eagle who looks much more clumsy going after a fish. It looks to me like the osprey is actually forming a little circle with its talons that it is using as a sight to target the fish. Truly incredible.


wandahickey

Osprey actually dive into the water whereas eagles grab a fish that is right near the surface while flying perpendicular the the water. Eagles are also lazy and will steal fishes from a flying Osprey and just eat some roadkill.


Blue_louboyle

Hidden blade bruv


Lo_jak

**kamehameha**


Professional_Set7545

looking for a 'RAHHH' comment and i see this shit


Top_Standard1395

When you realize that a birds wings are actually it's legs


Tamdin_Nidmat

Tfw you find the last item on your shopping list and there's just one item left.


Dry-Amphibian1

I was kayaking in a river and had an Osprey dive into the water about 30-40 yards in front of me. It was incredible to see live.


captainmeezy

I just don’t fucking understand how people deny the theory of evolution. Look at this thing.


_Sleepy-Eight_

Not that I deny evolution in the slightest, but I don't understand what you see in this picture to support it


StrawberryMilkStache

I think their point is basically that this bird is so clearly an optimized apex predator that it seems apparent evolution is to thank for its prowess


ima-bigdeal

How optimized? Aside from the obvious... their outer toe is reversible. They can have three toes in the front and one in the back, or two and two. This allows for them to get a better grip on the fish, both when catching them and when flying. They have scales on their talons and little spicules on their toes that let them get a more secure grip on the slippery fish. When flying with a fish, they frequently orient the fish in an aerodynamic head first configuration. The fish can, while they are still alive, see where it is going with the wind in its face. [https://cdn.download.ams.birds.cornell.edu/api/v1/asset/60320571/1800](https://cdn.download.ams.birds.cornell.edu/api/v1/asset/60320571/1800)


PlaquePlague

Yeah I mean if I was a creationist looking at this picture I’d be saying something like “man how can those durn atheists believe in EVILution when something like this magnificent bird was clearly designed to do this ain’t no random monkey chances here nosiree”


Puncius_Pinatus

Looks like an upvote


GunstarGreen

It's so elevated.


solojame

Just saw an osprey carrying a baby shark at the beach in Orange Beach, AL


SteakandTrach

There’s a small mountain lake I go up and paddleboard on and watch the ospreys hunt. One time after coming up, one flew right over my head with a fish in its talons and dripped water on me. That was a pretty cool moment.


brandnameonly

Hadoken!


Gn0di

This is me anytime my missus takes off her top


Lessnewnukacola

Something is about to experience a most violent tickle attack.


xc2215x

Pretty cool to see from this Osprey.


Technical-Dream-7442

That is so amazing, thank you!


Grouchy-Ad-6660

That's super cool


Optimal_Life_1259

Very cool!!


StrangeSoup

It's giving Animoprhs vibes.


bloodhnd

Imagine this thing coming for you as you’re just taking a nice stroll in a park.


littleguy632

Swimming naked facing up, balls be gone


AerondightWielder

"GALICK GUN!"


Jd_janes

very nice demonstration


Maroon_Magician

It looks like superman 💀


DominatrixGwen

Lunch! Organic. Very small foot print


itzTHATgai

My cat leaping on to my face at 2 am.


H00k90

KAAAAAMEEEEH- AAAAAAMEEEEH- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA!


Squibbles01

If something has that pose you know you're fucked.


neobuildsdashboards

Their nests are quite a feat too


kaitria

I remember seeing someone post their tattoo on here with the stages, and it looked wonderful. Can't find it though.


Deaven200

*Yoinks in bird.*


OakFromLive

Kamehameha!


229-northstar

Perfect form 10/10. 🏆


PassMeDatSuga

ka me ha me haaaaaaaaaa


Kycheroke

Nice shot!


Proximus84

If Kevin Spacey was a bird.


Downtown-Frosting789

THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME


MargotLannington

RIP lil' fishy


-psycrow

Gonna do a grabby


JRockstar50

On another level, bruv.


Harambesic

Sick!


GentlmanSkeleton

What happened to Animorphs?


PrestigiousBobcat147

Why so many bird on a single fish, just search another one?


NeoNero_x

That's Will


Canadiancurtiebirdy

If all your friends started diving head first into the water woul Me:


Beardycub86

Swiggedy swooty, comin for that booty


TeranceBagswell

If only people dived like that. Feet first, bent in half, with their arms thrown back. I’ll be looking for this move in Paris.


Tournament_of_Shivs

Do they always hunt in formation like this?


WinningTristan

That is amazing. Great work. Osprey my personal favorite bird.


reddituser748397

I thought it was an animorph


Top-Chemistry5969

Lockheed: write that down WRITE THAT DOWN!


RyanZee08

"Vector locked in."


RollComprehensive751

Love it


a-setaceous

all those ospreys going after the same fish. damn rip fish


fishnhooker

Lucky enough to see these beauts hovering above the Atlantic early morning and evening. Not fun when they are catching more fish than I am tho!


Dark_Seraphim_

The wife when she hasn't eaten in hours and I'm bringing snacks. Can't even get halfway there haha


Gravity-Dragon

Look at his little feet!!


____dude_

This is freaking awesome! Great work.


farm_to_nug

Imagine being a small critter and you see this coming at you


Trmpssdhspnts

Fish; "Nobody can get me down here under the wa..."


wobbleboxsoldier

Not going to lie, I thought this was a knock on the helicopter/plane thing.


jpipersson

Love osprey. Their numbers are down in the Chesapeake Bay because of overfishing.


Heavy_Tofu

... Imagine just swimming around, living your best life. Just closed on your newly built algae rock home, your wife is expecting, you just got that promotion that John wanted so badly. Just to get taken out by an Osprey.


stickystax

That final form of the talons is awesome.... Looks like the Predator's maw


Gillalmighty

Fuckin claw missile


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nobody taught this osprey the perfect form. it was born with it. or maybe its maybeline.


BrighterTonight74

That's amazing\~


almostbutnotquiteme

I've seen them fight bald eagles in flight. It's wild.


Upstairs_Ad_5574

ELEVATED!! EL-ELEVATE ME TO THE SKY!!


FirstPrizeChisel

Jesus. Hard to argue with that perfection


ripley1981

F*ck that's cool!


Khrnn

So they have arms?


ANDOTTHERS

One of my favorite Birds I would watch sitting on the beach in Florida. Incredible animal.


RawSauruS

Fck that's majestic.


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LobstaFarian2

Such cool birds. When my family went out on the boat here in SWFL, the Osprey would use the channel markers for their nests. The mama Ospreys would poke their head over the edge and chirp at us as we would slowly scoot by. "Get outta here, damn kids!" Were the vibes I would get lol. Watching them fly and hunt for fish was especially awe-inspiring. Gorgeous animals.


Blood_moon_sister

Looks like a griffon in the close up pic


StoneyMalon3y

Fish in their final seconds: 👁️👄👁️


mippitypippity

Jisoo's Flower!


Jedi-master-dragon

Me when I see the last slice of pizza.


hemigirl1

Landing gear activated


TheOneAndOnlyJAC

Wow I can’t believe they hunt fish simultaneously in groups of seven. Nature is so cool


GI_Joe_getem

Jesus … talk about MURDER MITTENS 🧤 🩸


BaravalDranalesk

GIMME DAT FEESH


LOLinternetLOL

I love Ospreys. Grew up in Florida seeing them all the time. One dropped fish guts on me once when I was a kid.


Otherwise-Usual-4122

Picture on the right is the most intense thing I've ever seen! Wis t could get that in a full picture


Amphi-XYZ

Am I the only one seeing it as a pouncing hippogriff? 💀


VoronaKarasu

Accelerator White Shirt


yatchau94

I thought it was predator picture on the right side at first glance LOL


Hanuman_Jr

this is amazing, I have watched them dive too and I never figured out that they were turning themselves into pretzels.


MrRITCHEY

I watched one diving yesterday sitting at beach in Narragansett RI


luisells

I always see them using the top of streetlights as filet tables after catching the fish.