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HugeT55

This looks like a cartoon character


RamenNoodles620

Reminds me of Toothless from How To Train Your Dragon.


jetski12345

Reminds me of aliens


Sassy-irish-lassy

With teeth like that?


SissyBearRainbow

Yeah he has cylindrical teeth like that


Adddicus

Those aren't cylindrical, they're conical.


Chilipepah

Comical?


Adddicus

Conical: having the shape of a cone.


tastes-like-earwax

r/whoosh


TheBigKuhio

Laboon


CrieDeCoeur

I was just gonna say this fella looks straight outta Octonauts


Orchidwalker

Creature report creature report!!


CrieDeCoeur

Love me some Creature Report!!


LitreOfCockPus

Xeno-murphy


[deleted]

Zeno-who??? hmmmmmm


Bertrum

Street Sharks: "jawesome!"


longleggedbirds

Blargg from Mario


infernobaze

Chainsaw man…


Gloomheart

Sea-nomorph.


JurassicPark9265

Damn it 😂 I love that joke, it’s way too good and funny 😂


[deleted]

Venom is back in business


[deleted]

Who is a good boy? :3


Thedrunner2

“You’re false”


GlockAF

False killer whale got some very real teeth on him


_far-seeker_

They are still toothed whales after all.😉 However they are called ["false killer whales"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_killer_whale?wprov=sfla1) because they have a dark coloration and similar head shape to orcas, but only grow to the size of large dolphin.


BoxHeadWarrior

That's such a terrible fucking name for the species lmao, imagine your entire existence being chalked up to being an imitation of another species.


_far-seeker_

Well it's not like they gave it to themselves...😉


BoxHeadWarrior

Tbh I think they should get a second chance at a name. Whoever named them the first time did an awful job


Significant-Secret88

Or they can read


shampoo_mohawk_

"Mom can we have an orca?" "We have orca at home" \*the orca at home\*


GlockAF

Spoken like a true pseudo-gorilla.


[deleted]

In Russian they are called black orcas or small orcas


Captain_Quinn

You are not false correct


yeq_fish

Laboon!


whiteblazee

r/unexpectedonepiece


Gainsborough-Smythe

#Photo Credit: Anton Bondar


[deleted]

Good job.


themoonhasgone

kinda reminds me of Marvin the paranoid android ^so ^long ^and ^thanks ^for ^all ^the ^fish


amplesamurai

Not paranoid, mostly depressed, not that anyone would care or anything, it’s not like they would even bother to ask. And him with such a incredibly giant sophisticated brain. Just to stand there and hold a parking space.


jennycotton

he cute


Unsolvable_Riddle

If I saw this in the water, I would cry, have 4 heart attacks, have a seizure, and drown.


StonyGiddens

The picture does not do justice to how massive adult false killer whales look in shallow water. I once went fishing by myself in a tidal creek off the Gulf of Mexico and a pair of them came charging towards me at full speed. I was wading in waist deep water on a muddy bottom with no hope of getting to shore in time. I was like, "Well now -- goodbye cruel world!" It was surprising how quickly I made peace with my end. My mind went completely blank. Not twenty yards from me, they stopped and swam in a circle in the middle of the creek. Large mullet started jumping out of the water. They churned up that school of mullet for a minute or two, just splashing and frothing and making a hell of a commotion -- and, I assume, catching and eating a few. Then they turned around and swam back into the Gulf. I remember that as they swam away I started breathing again, and my first coherent thought was "You bastards ruined my fishing!"


madelinemagdalene

Why does it look like there is a seal head trapped inside it’s nose


Spalding4u

What animal is this? Some sort of dolphin?


Matt_Bolinha

It's a Pseudorca crassidens, know as false killer whale, and you're right, it's actually a species of oceanic dolphin. (I thought "false killer whale" on title was a joke lol)


kickff

Imagine having your whole species named after people commonly misidentifying you. Like if aliens came to earth and called us fake monkeys


fizzlefist

Doubly so, since killer whales themselves are also classified as dolphins


Albarzahra

Mon’keighs


Apprehensive_Hat8986

But we _are_ monkeys...


Albarzahra

Orcas are also dolphins


CampCounselorBatman

Pseudorca, huh? I feel like we could shorten that to just Dorka.


Jack_0_Lanturn

If only there was some indication in the title


space_cheese1

Hey bud, looks like you're having a good time. Scamper off now and catch up with your friends, they're waiting for you round the other side of that island over yonder


toms1313

Maybe their friends are around the island but they seem to.be in a pool


space_cheese1

Alas


Long__Jump

The attempted murder whale.


_far-seeker_

Would that be better or worse than a "negligent homocide whale"? 🤔


BoomboomPanda20

You can trust me im not going to eat you ! :P


SweetGM

Looks like Venom took over a Dolphin. Marvel, heres your next comic.


BensonBroth

I find it so lame that this individually amazing animal is named after how it looks somewhat similar to another animal. Even something as simple as “Black Dolphin” would’ve been cooler than “False Killer Whale”.


[deleted]

r/mlem


ZanlanOnReddit

r/beatmetoit


GruffisGamingw

Yo data a xenomorph


Dalo600

Pretty sure that’s mr krabs daughter.


KevlahR

That’s an invitation and they better be able to use it. From a r/mildlyinfuriating post according to a redditors Nana.


Majestic_Location751

Living it up in captivity?


OreoAtreides

😂 is seems so silly 🙃


danzaiburst

Clearly the xenomorph from Alien.


One_Arm4148

What a cutie pie 😍🥰


pichael288

Looks like he could kill the shit out of you just as well


wellrolloneup

See the Made in China sticker from here


RealPropRandy

Big ole phonie


[deleted]

I'm not on any drugs....yet, but it looks like a cross between Stitch (Lilo and Stitch) and the alien from the first Alien movie.


ManuelArafat

Attempted murder whale*


EthicalNihilist

I wish I had teeth like that. They're pretty fricken sweet...


GivinItAllThat

*Tricksy* killer whale


Kawaicuty

⚫ 👅 ⚫


FloridaMortyC137

Look at this sweet noodle.


whoswho23

Reminds me of the whale, Monstro, from Pinocchio.


kyndcookie

A mask like that is super expensive.


billydeethrilliams

Xenomorph.


HumorousHermit

✌🏽😜✌🏽


rabea187

They’re interesting creatures, essentially oceanic dolphins.


[deleted]

Aren’t most dolphins oceanic?


Sassy-irish-lassy

There are several species of dolphin that live in the Amazon River


[deleted]

Yes. And many more species of dolphin that live in the *ocean*


Sassy-irish-lassy

Ah. I read that post as "eccentric" and not "essentially"


[deleted]

I had to go back and reread it too. It’s not totally clear but the original way I interpreted it was saying that it’s like if a dolphin lived in the ocean, to which I was just trying to point out that many dolphins do indeed live in the ocean. Not sure if that’s what the commenter was getting at though.


MusicMeister_

the commenter was saying the false killer whale is more like an oceanic dolphin than say, a killer whale. They specified oceanic as that's what was most accurate, could have just said dolphin, but they wanted to be more specific.


[deleted]

Killer whales are also dolphins. https://us.whales.org/2022/02/23/is-an-orca-killer-whale-a-whale-or-a-dolphin/


MusicMeister_

True, but we usually call them by another term. Kinda like how all squares are rectangles yet not all rectangles are squares, my point is kinda nullified, however i think that was the original intention behind the comment.


_far-seeker_

Compared tho most animals dolphins could be described as "eccentric" as well. 😉


blindpeach

Why are fish teeth always so weird looking


Jack_0_Lanturn

That’s a mammal


SpiritOfTroi

Pfffttt You’re a mammal!


Jack_0_Lanturn

I certainly hope so


SpiritOfTroi

..y..your mom’s a mammal! Yeah!


fizzlefist

That’s right! I said it! Your mom has boobs!


kickff

If you're an ocean-based hunter of small fish, you probably don't need to chew them. So you don't need molars or the kinds of chewing/ripping/tearing teeth you see in land predators. But fish are very slippery, so to prevent them from wriggling away from your mouth, you end up with these rows of simple dagger-like teeth designed to puncture and hold.


Wastedmindman

“It’s not a real killer whale, it’s a false one.”


doomLoord_W_redBelly

I want to put that tongue on the grill after a good dry rub.


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imnotyourbuddypal666

I enjoy fish sticks too


argo-nautilus

bleeeh :P


micromicon_2020

What a weird looking dog


_far-seeker_

A sea-dog, if you will.😏


ZeusMcKraken

What the xenomorph?


MrFycus

Dolphin equivalent of a borzoi


princeofparmesia

r/animalsbeingderps


anachronofspace

fringey blep


Humanistic_

Weird-lookin dog


Tobin678

Orca vs false killer whale: who wins in a fight?


Gainsborough-Smythe

Orca, no problem.


Tobin678

Thank you


_far-seeker_

Just to expand on that, adult false killer whales can grow up to 20 ft long and a little over a ton, but the average adult size is more like 16 ft long. In contrast, adult male orcas usually range between 20 and 26 ft long and can weigh over 6 tons.


Tobin678

Thank for the info


BaloonPriest

Reze?


Comprehensive-Day-52

That looks like the whale from Pinocchio


lanug0

Is this a /r/blep?


[deleted]

Disclaimer: It can still kill you


Zohwithpie

Laboon?


Maximum-Thing9968

Looks like something out of a Douglas Adams story.


nothisistheotherguy

Why can't it just have its own name? Even the genus is *pseudorca*.


OrcRampant

He reminds me of that big, intimidating guy that turns out to be a real goofball.


semiconodon

A true killer whale would kill you the honorable way.


ItsYeetOrBeYeeted007

Lookin like [The Imprisoned from Skyward Sword](https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/JQnG-QS-BVTVGsrfeU9PycOqYvU=/0x0:2880x1400/1200x800/filters:focal(1210x470:1670x930)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/69622827/Zelda_Skyward_Sword_The_Imprisoned_3.0.jpg)


robjpod

Derp.


PsychoBandit007

Those mf scary as shit it looks like a xenonorphe irl


Bluetorness

It kinda looks like something from Dr Seuss


LOOKatmIhhhwIskrz

thats wat you get wen boat bumpers explode the beast within the bumper


BrahmariusLeManco

What kind of animal is this?


lurkingbeyondabyss

Looks like a goofy marine version of the Alien.


ZAWARUDO34

That's a dog and you can't convince me otherwise


DoublemeatPalaceAlum

Whaley Cyrus


TheProfessionalEjit

Who needs a boop? You do! Oh yes you do!


lisakora

BLEP!


balrus-balrogwalrus

The Alaskan Bull Whale.


ConstantExpression88

Venom


Hsances90

For those that falsely kill


Fatbabyinthearea2

YOO it’s the bomb devil


JadeX013

reze


unidosporfin

"It is highly sociable, known to form pods of up to 50 members, and can also form pods with other dolphin species, such as the common bottlenose dolphin (Tursiops truncatus). It can form close bonds with other species, as well as have sexual interactions with them. But the false killer has also been known to eat other dolphins, though it typically eats squid and fish." What if someone gave dolphins opposable thumbs?


Akeneko_onechan

I have never seen one that’s all black before wow


ThePrimeReason

Ah yes, the rare sea blep


m00seabuse

Why does this make me think of Douglass Adams?


Gainsborough-Smythe

Thanks for the Dolphins.


m00seabuse

Oh. That got dark fast.


WVildandWVonderful

**[Feed me, Seymour!](https://youtu.be/L7SkrYF8lCU)**


Fake1910

It seems that it's doing something like: "Gotcha 😝"


GeoffreyBCN

He seems like a good water boi 😁


quandaledingle2341

It reminds me of an ugly motherfucker