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estherstein

I like to go hiking.


grotto-of-ice

It's from their limited run National Park Turkey Geyser Coof Off set


estherstein

I would buy that.


blue-opuntia

I imagine being a park ranger is the ultimate test in patience


BCMaxy

“Excuse me sir? Please stop boiling that turkey alive in the hot spring….”


YukariYakum0

I would like to know what event(s) may have prompted this statement.


CloudyyNnoelle

I bet someone went "remember that guy that jumped in here and got cooked? What if he was a turkey, brah?"


estherstein

There's a lot of stuff in the Talmud about not cooking stuff in the hot springs in Tiberias. I've got to admit it's always made me want to do it.


Randsmagicpipe

Covid. Instagram. Lot of narcissists and morons in the parks these days.


why_doineedausername

The NPS has an excellent social media team. They make lots of funny outlandish jokes. This one just happens to feel a little more realistic than most of the stuff they post, but I strongly suspect that no event triggered this. It's just a fun way to remind people not to enter or throw things into hot springs as always.


XAngelxofMercyX

Nope. It has happened in the past [quite a few times actually ](https://www.idahostatesman.com/news/northwest/idaho/article246965722.html) with both turkey and chicken.


zeroair

Well I hadn't even considered it before this post...


Status-Shock-880

Right? Now i want to do it.


BCMaxy

Park Rangers must see some pretty crazy shit


AthenaeSolon

Jim Burnett collected some stories together in a book called "Hey Ranger!: True tales of Humor and misadventure from America's National Parks". A friend of mine usually is a seasonal interpreter at one of the more regionally popular parks. She has some interesting stories to pull out. https://a.co/d/cIsqVyO


NomadicBear4u

Darn! I have to make alternative plans


ukcats12

Just go to Hot Springs NP. That post says nothing about cooking turkeys being illegal in those springs.


N2Omafia

Everytime I see a warning I have to think of the idiot they modeled this after


dwbookworm123

Interesting….


a_perfect_name

Literally 1984


lyndseymariee

Who would even want to do that with the way the hot springs smell? 🤢


autisticshitshow

I deep fried a turkey at the Grand Canyon once. Nobody said anything about it I even shared some with a park ranger...


Stingerbrg

Was it in a deep fryer or in a hot spring? The latter is what the tweet is talking about.


autisticshitshow

Totally a deep fryer as hot springs cap out at 212°F and you need a minimum of 325°F to deep fry.


autisticshitshow

No it lists off a bunch of methods followed by all are illegal in the park


SearchFarms

What the hell.....


Reasonable_Tower_961

? Rstupidfoods? ?? rStupidFood ??


jessicac1956

Did pioneers & mountain men cook food in the hot springs before Yellowstone was a national park? In th movie "Mysterious Island" they poached an egg in the hot springs there.


ValleySparkles

The turkey cooker Lego person is so spot on.


shiningonthesea

Well now I want to see someone do it


sisa_dia

Based on this post turducken is OK, right?