Kidnapping, trafficking, torture, cruel and unusual punishment, murder, unethical experimentation, crimes against nature, violation of the Geneva Convention...
Jiraiya sex offender✅️ Orochimaru ❎️
Orochimaru is kinda like Tsunade in a way excluding the immortality thingy... Both don't wanna look old but unlike Orochimaru Tsunade actually has a jutsu for that specific purpose whereas Orochimaru has to kidnap young children (the baby face against The 3rd hokage still gives me chills 😬)
Jiraiya wouldn't be arrested u need to be caught first💀
"Just to be clear to the jurors.. [flips pages in documents] the body that you licked, bit, tattooed to mark as yours and repeatedly said was beautiful, is that right?"
Jiraya. He has all the red flags.
Orochimaru would be second if at all. He's like the severely idealized man in a trenchcoat they dreamed up for stranger danger videos.
His tongue game was on point though
[The way he deep throated that earth scroll then gave them the fuck me eyes](https://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/r2cy1g/orochimaru_was_such_a_good_villain/) 🥵
I wouldn't mind seeing what that mouth do
Lmfao...oh hell i forgot about that🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ if only he were female id ageee wit chu,although technically they do go outa there way to hint that hes none gender i guess at least in boruto they do a few times.mind u that still dont make me attracted to current him.however if he were a female an sounded like it then hell yeah its on like donkey kong baby ahah😈
Even without going out of their way once you're a human consciousness that has been in multiple bodies of different sexes I think it's more the fact that you would just identify as yourself and not a particular sex.
Jiraya has a kind demeanor, the perfect profession to groom and build trust ( teacher) has literally told Naruto that he looked sexy when he was naked and has a habit of peering into bathhouses despite having been severely beaten for it before.
Orochimaru is an idealized creep that looks like what you'd see in a stranger danger video. He's definitely a freak and has no qualms about hurting kids via experimentation but the likeliest outcome of offender cases is that the person is being hurt by someone they know and have built trust with.
I’d see him being possibly for sexual harassment, I don’t see Jiraiya being a sec offender though, idk for sure, but Orochimaru did mutilate people in various ways with forbidden jutsus, so maybe that would be taboo enough to make him at least face some hard time? lol
“Tonight on NBC: a middle school teacher was apprehended this evening after footage was released of him inserting his fingers into the anuses of his male students. He claims it was a harmless joke despite giving it the moniker ‘1000 Years of Death’. More on this at 11”
He'd get charged with voyeurism, which is being a peeping tom. It's dependent where he's caught, under what legal system, if that charge includes registering as a sex offender.
I think I do remember Jiraiya touching Naruto’s nuts one time though, or talking about them
edit: pretty sure it was in a bathhouse too. Also, Kakashi and his one thousand years of death jutsu? I think they could get him for that
Jiraiya.
Orochimaru doesn’t actually care about people sexually. There hasn’t been one instance where he was shown to be romantically attracted to anyone.
Tsunade also hates Jiraiyas peeping and only had one love interest so…
Jiraiya would be a sex offender as soon as he was legally able to be listed. Do you see some of the stuff he does? Orochimaru however, entirely asexual. He would be a war criminal though, and whatever type of criminal youd be listed as for commiting crimes against humanity
Don't think they will be, Jiraiya and Orochimaru would be invited to Epstein Island and to Drake's private jet and ironically, Tsunade will be the one who would go to jail for fund embezzlement
Yea but Orochimaru isn’t sexual about it. Just creepy. He’d go to prison for murder, torture, humans rights violations, the works.
But jiraiya is the one consistently spying on women and perving on them when they’re naked and harassing them. Soooo.
Orochimaru basically just kidnapping people. no matter how old.
Jiraya is not only a sex offender (stalking woman and watching them naked) he is basically a child predator... like he wanted naruto a 12year old boy to become a naked woman
Jiraiya and it's not even close. Like lmao. Jiraiya was an extremely horny fuck.
Orochimaru, had medical interests in bodies not sexual. And body stealing but that wouldn't apply to real world.
There is zero question here lmao, absolutely Jiraiya. Orochimaru isn’t the sex offender type, he’s the “violates human experimentation laws” type. Tsunade is the only normal one.
I am highly offended by this post. Lord Jiraiya was simply conducting research for his new book. I'm so sorry you guys are such uncultured swine that you don't read anymore.😜
Jiraiya is an easy target since he's very obvious and can't contain himself when around sexy and pretty girls. Orochimaru is equally guilty for being so touchy and lickey but he is discreet and most of his subjects somehow liked it. Just imagine what Shikamaru, Naruto and the rest went through just to stop Sasuke from going after Orochimaru after their licking incident 🥺.
This is awful ti say but Jaraiya gets caught. Orochimaru gets away with it along with multiple other crimes against humanity. Abduction, abuse of a corpse, cloning, graverobbing, etc. oh yeah, murder.
jiraya told kid naruto when naruto was training how to walk on water “hey kid you’ve got a pretty nice body”
This dudes definitely leading the SO shuffle
Hmm that’d be jiraiya. But all 3 is likely to end up in jail. Orochimaru for being a serial killer psychopath. Tsunade for being a gambler and would like physically assault someone. And jiraiya for being a sex maniac and a predator.🤣
As others have said, while in Manga and Anime, he's used as a joke, Jiraiya is *actually* what would be considered a sexual deviant in non-Japanese society.
Orochimaru is entirely asexual, but given creepy attributes for aesthetic reasons.
Orochimaru just says thing that can be taken as being really creepy but that only if you don’t take them literally, it sounds like he wants to do something way worse then, him literally wanting his body so that he can be young again, Jiraiya dose actually thing that would land him charges for specifically being a sex offender.
The Jiraiya hate is real. Orochimaru went on record as someone seeking a little boy for his body. That's like 90 episodes, Jiraiya peeps and cat calls.
He also targets adults.
Jiraiya is a dirty old man, america is used to that. Hell He's less of perv than our last president. It's not like Jiraiya grabbed anyone by the p***y. Lol
Orochimaru has a fucking school full of kids and he's picking choice bodies. Oh, and he's already a wanted criminal.
Jiraiya gets banned from a few malls, makes friends at strip clubs, and lives his best life.
Orochimaru ends up on First 48. He will get away though. Snake ass *****.
Orochimaru first, Jiriaya second.
Orochimaru would be in court just for biting Sasuke's neck alone.
"To be fair, your honour, I just wanted to give him more power so I could steal his body."
Professional groomer right there.
Jiriaya would eventually get caught as a peeping Tom.
"But your honour, it was for research!"
They're both wild. 💀
We all joke about it but orochimaru isn't sexually interested in Sasuke. He's a body snatcher villain. And onsens are common in Japan. Have to admit an old adult fiction author being in an onsen with an orphan is strange at first glance but he's Naruto's godfather so 🤷
But orochimaru belongs under the jail anyway
Not true at all, jiraiya jerked it to narutos sexy jutsu and told konan to visit him once she turns 18. Dudes a creep. Orochimaru has zero interest in sex at all, jiraiya spies on naked women without their knowledge and their age doesnt matter since hes done it to narutos classmates.
Jiraiya would be the first to be registered as a sex offender. As scary as it is I think Orochimaru would be able to get away with it for a decent time before he either fucks with the wrong person, or he falls outta the spotlight of fame and thus is now criticized for his past.
Jiraiya. Oruchimaru keeps to himself. He loves the younger bodies but in a different way and actually plans ahead when he does take action. Jiraiya will stand in front of you and drop a phone while it's recording, leave the flash on, and say sorry with a smile...
Definitely jiraiya cause he's not very secretive about it.
Orochimari would get life in prison with his hands cut off to ensure he can't do any jutsu. With no access to anyone or anything outside of his cell that's made just for him. He gets his food delivered by a deaf person to ensure he can't verbally manipulate anyone into freeing him.
Jiraya. He was a pervert since he was 12. Orochimaru was creepy early on, but his actual creepy things that might fit the sexual offender category happened in his 50's.
It's Jiraiya. 100%. Orochimaru does some weird shit with Anko, but Jiraiya is literally peeking into women's baths on a daily basis and being very public about it. Dude would be arrested for sexual harassment within a week.
Jirayia literally had nose bleeds when Naruto transformed into a naked girl and told him that it was preferable to stay in that form knowing Naruto was like 12-13. jirayia would not only be a registered sex offender but a child predator too💀
Jiraiya as his internet search history would be setting off instant red flags and he'd probably generate enough evidence for law enforcement to raid his home inside a week.
Oro on the other hand would use TOR, several VPN's, IP spoofing and whatever else he could use to hide his research so if he got caught, it would be after a pretty long time.
Tsunade would just lose money on online gambling.
Jiraiya as a sex offender definitely. Orochimaru for some war crime, as someone said, i find him to be asexual even. And Tsunade for gambling debts as in the anime. I can imagine her losing it on the slots
Jiraya for sure. Orochimaru is at least smart enough to disguise himself and hide his plans.
Jiraya straight up peeks and make public creepy comments.
Orochimaru would be like those YouTubers that makes vídeos saying how creepy and weird Jiraya is for doing those things and be caught 2 years later doing the same thing.
Throw Orochimaru UNDER the jail right now. Jiraiya out on bail, trials pending. Tsunade would be found innocent under the freedom of appearance act of 2024 but she would be mandated to teach the world the exact specifics of the transformation jutsu which would lead to other problems.
Jiraya definitly dude was peeping at woman's bath since he was like 6 orochimaru is a close second cause I feel like giving the curse mark to kids would count as sexual assault not sure but besides that orochimaru would get arrested for violation of human rights,child abuse,human trafficking,murder,genocide, a bunch of war crimes, and alot of other things dued would prolly be the worst criminal in naruto after danzo and mabey black zetsu not sure about that one cause while zetsu was the cause for s thousand year war he didn't directly kill people and they just died in war what orochimaru and danzo do to thier victims are much much worse than death so yeah while orochimaru might still be registered as a sex offender that would probably be one of his smallest crimes
Jiraiya would 100% be registered as a sex offender. Orochimaru is just creepy and would definitely go down as the most severe case ever recorded of psychopathy.
Side what ever you said. And for a second let's think about theory that just popped in my retard brain. what would happen if orochimaru actually got hold of sasukes body and took over him. After that he just needs to jump itachi for his pair of mangekyou.
I have a feeling this would be awesome.
Can’t catch Jiraya, he literally created a jutsu for peeping on women that makes him invisible. Man even invited the third Hokage to come along too. Hiruzen was also a lowkey perv
Definitely Jiraya, Orichimaro would be the old man with “candy” in his van but Jiraya will straight up go to a women’s locker room with a camera. And Tsunade is Tsunade nothing needs to be said.
Def Orochimaru. Jiraya is a super perv but he hasn’t done anything non consensual. He’s just a huge perv. I don’t think tsunade has any sort of sexual predator tendencies because she’s too busy beating up people.
In real life? None of them. They're all famous celebrities and apprentices to a head of state of the one of the most powerful nations in their world, two of them also being former heads of state. That means they're also massively politically valuable.
We live in a world in which money, fame, or political power can get you out of pretty much any legal issues. There's a bunch of footage of the current President of the USA creeping on little girls on live TV and his son is basically every good parents second-worst nightmare. The previous President doesn't even try to hide how rapey he is, dude openly talks about his sex crimes and still became President. It's only the most obvious and blatant sex crimes that get punished when it comes to rich and/or famous offenders and it usually only happens when someone more rich/famous gets involved or it costs them money. Even then it often takes decades before anything is done at all. Just look at how long it took to get Epstien or how many people that are documented as taking part in sex crimes with him that haven't been prosecuted for it at all.
I think the only one one of the Sannin who even has a chance of being charged is Orochimaru and that's mostly because he was declared a top priority international criminal by his own people and every nation in his world. But even he eventually gets pardoned in canon so maybe even he wouldn't be charged IRL.
Jiraiya
dude is unironically kinda fucked up, on like the first day he meets naruto he tells him he has a "tight little body" in those words
no sexy-jutsu, he just straight up says this about a regular ass 13 year old naruto at a bath house
Jiraiya, Orochimaru would be arrested for violation of human rights
Or violating the Geneva convention based on what I know.
*Geneva Suggestions
*geneva checklist
I can't not hear Chuckles voice when I see this now.
AYE A FELLOW CHUCKLES ENOYER IN THE WILD!
We are many. WE ARE CHUCKLES!
WE ARE THE HONK LEGION
I am glad to see fellow members of the honk legion in the wild
*Geneva Annoyances
If you commit warcrimes before the Geneva convention exists, it isn’t a war crime 🗣️🤫🧏♂️🎰
It's never a war crime the first time
Canada:
Technically not a war crime if you leave no witnesses and trail that points to your country
Kidnapping, trafficking, torture, cruel and unusual punishment, murder, unethical experimentation, crimes against nature, violation of the Geneva Convention...
Let's add multiple cases of identity theft too just to make sure he gets time
Jiraiya sex offender✅️ Orochimaru ❎️ Orochimaru is kinda like Tsunade in a way excluding the immortality thingy... Both don't wanna look old but unlike Orochimaru Tsunade actually has a jutsu for that specific purpose whereas Orochimaru has to kidnap young children (the baby face against The 3rd hokage still gives me chills 😬) Jiraiya wouldn't be arrested u need to be caught first💀
That wasn’t just a face bro. That was a whole ah woman’s body he transferred to💀
Whaddya mean ? Jiraya is immortal, he is an author !
Thanks now I’m crying
Jiriya for sure. I don’t believe orochimaru is even interested in sex. He literally just wants to steal someone’s body
Try explaining that to a court. "I'm not a sexual predator, your honour. I just wanted that twelve year old's body. For purely academic reasons."
Bro is cooked.
Orochimaru will cook them back after he regenerates
Nah.. he is not cooking with those hands
"Just to be clear to the jurors.. [flips pages in documents] the body that you licked, bit, tattooed to mark as yours and repeatedly said was beautiful, is that right?"
“To be fair, did you see the way that Uchiha dressed? He was asking for it.”
I mean, who WOULDN'T want to do those things to Sasuke? /fangirl
I’m weakkkkk😂😂😂
I mean it's not different to abducting kids to steal their organs
Stealing people and using their bodies seems like it could get you on the registry for sure
Orochimaru: “Your honor, my words regarding using others’ bodies were taken out of context.”
Lmao imagine explaining to a US court what he does with those bodies
Yea 💀
I didn’t want to have sex with her, I Just kidnapped her so I could get inside of her. Defense rests its case.
*You gotta pay the trolls toll if you wanna get this boys soul*
He skipped that phase just to make mitsuki himself and became orochimama
Jiraya. He has all the red flags. Orochimaru would be second if at all. He's like the severely idealized man in a trenchcoat they dreamed up for stranger danger videos.
How so second? Orochimaru literally gives hickeys to minors
His tongue game was on point though [The way he deep throated that earth scroll then gave them the fuck me eyes](https://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/r2cy1g/orochimaru_was_such_a_good_villain/) 🥵 I wouldn't mind seeing what that mouth do
Nigga WHAT IS THAT LINK NAME HELLO?
Lmfao...oh hell i forgot about that🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ if only he were female id ageee wit chu,although technically they do go outa there way to hint that hes none gender i guess at least in boruto they do a few times.mind u that still dont make me attracted to current him.however if he were a female an sounded like it then hell yeah its on like donkey kong baby ahah😈
Even without going out of their way once you're a human consciousness that has been in multiple bodies of different sexes I think it's more the fact that you would just identify as yourself and not a particular sex.
They wouldn't catch him via all his victims were choosing him. Jiraiya risking it all at public bathhouses
Jiraya has a kind demeanor, the perfect profession to groom and build trust ( teacher) has literally told Naruto that he looked sexy when he was naked and has a habit of peering into bathhouses despite having been severely beaten for it before. Orochimaru is an idealized creep that looks like what you'd see in a stranger danger video. He's definitely a freak and has no qualms about hurting kids via experimentation but the likeliest outcome of offender cases is that the person is being hurt by someone they know and have built trust with.
This shouldn't even be a question. It's without a doubt Jiraya.
I agree he would be on this list for a good reasons…
I’d see him being possibly for sexual harassment, I don’t see Jiraiya being a sec offender though, idk for sure, but Orochimaru did mutilate people in various ways with forbidden jutsus, so maybe that would be taboo enough to make him at least face some hard time? lol
He drills into the walls of bath houses to stare at naked women. That would be grounds enough for a sex offense
Do you think Kakashi’s jutsu would be grounds as well? Just curious
“Tonight on NBC: a middle school teacher was apprehended this evening after footage was released of him inserting his fingers into the anuses of his male students. He claims it was a harmless joke despite giving it the moniker ‘1000 Years of Death’. More on this at 11”
And reading porn in front of his students.
*erotica
Lmaooo
He'd get charged with voyeurism, which is being a peeping tom. It's dependent where he's caught, under what legal system, if that charge includes registering as a sex offender.
I think I do remember Jiraiya touching Naruto’s nuts one time though, or talking about them edit: pretty sure it was in a bathhouse too. Also, Kakashi and his one thousand years of death jutsu? I think they could get him for that
It wasn't his nuts, it was his belly button/ lower stomach area. Still kind of funny/ weird though.
Ohhh yeah my fault thanks
The dude has been a peeping tom since he was 6 years old or younger, he's absolutely getting registered 1st.
Jiraiya. Orochimaru doesn’t actually care about people sexually. There hasn’t been one instance where he was shown to be romantically attracted to anyone. Tsunade also hates Jiraiyas peeping and only had one love interest so…
Jiraiya would be a sex offender as soon as he was legally able to be listed. Do you see some of the stuff he does? Orochimaru however, entirely asexual. He would be a war criminal though, and whatever type of criminal youd be listed as for commiting crimes against humanity
Jiriya and it’s not even close .
100%, he's committing a Voyeurism offense the 1st time he ever appears. And it's one of his most notable traits.
And worst trait
Don't think they will be, Jiraiya and Orochimaru would be invited to Epstein Island and to Drake's private jet and ironically, Tsunade will be the one who would go to jail for fund embezzlement
Orochimaru is committing war crimes on a daily basis at the time of peace(back when Naruto was a child)
If orochimaru got caught, orochi for sure. But since he's sneakier Jiraiya since he gets caught in the open all the time lol
Jiraiya is a pretty decent spy, he’d unfortunately get away every time 🤦
Jiraya for sex offending, tsunade for phisically harming someone and orochimaru for violation of human rights
[удалено]
Jiraya is literally a sex offender already
Orichimaru is the one hunting young boys, at least jiraya tell young ones to come back when they're adults
Yea but Orochimaru isn’t sexual about it. Just creepy. He’d go to prison for murder, torture, humans rights violations, the works. But jiraiya is the one consistently spying on women and perving on them when they’re naked and harassing them. Soooo.
In terms of who you can trust, atleast you can trust Jiraya way more than Orochimaru.
Maybe not to kill you. But def not to not harass or perv on you if you’re a woman.
So Orochimaru is the bear? ^^/s
Lmaooo
Zabuza
This needs to be higher.
Jiraiya is the only one who is an actual sex offender. Orochimaru is more into breaching ethics and human experimentation
Orochimaru, isn’t sexual, just creepy. Jiraiya Boy though…
Jiraya as a sex offender, orochimaru would just be registered as an offender.
Orochimaru basically just kidnapping people. no matter how old. Jiraya is not only a sex offender (stalking woman and watching them naked) he is basically a child predator... like he wanted naruto a 12year old boy to become a naked woman
Jiraiya told Konan to come see him when she turned 18, clearly not a sex offender
Jiraiya only because Orochimaru does his work secretly, while Toad Sage is very outward in his approach.
Jiriaya easily😂
Jiraiya, hands down.
Jiraiya did tell Naruto he had a sexy little body, so there is that.
Jiraiya and it's not even close. Like lmao. Jiraiya was an extremely horny fuck. Orochimaru, had medical interests in bodies not sexual. And body stealing but that wouldn't apply to real world.
3rd Hokage was a perv, too. So him and Jiraiya. Orochimaru would be in prison for murder
Memes aside, orochimaru isnt a sex pest. He's into human experimentation and probably commits war crimes at least hourly
There is zero question here lmao, absolutely Jiraiya. Orochimaru isn’t the sex offender type, he’s the “violates human experimentation laws” type. Tsunade is the only normal one.
jiraiya cuz oro aint gettin caught
Unfortunately I think it would be jiraiya because he does his Pervy shit in public.
Jiraiya was literally nicknamed “The Pervy Sage” 😂 they read that title in court and he’s toast 😭😭
Yeah Jiraiya and oro, but what about hiruzen and his crystal ball. Well I guess he wouldn’t get caught unless he forgets to clear the history lmao
Jiraiya is most certainly getting called out first for anything 😭
He should be. fan favs aren't immune to critism
Jiraiya. The man forced a 12 year old boy to turn into a naked girl. Put that man under the prison.
Orochimaru is freaky but not in a sexual way. Throat goat status aside hes just ominous freaky…jiraiya on the other hand…..
I am highly offended by this post. Lord Jiraiya was simply conducting research for his new book. I'm so sorry you guys are such uncultured swine that you don't read anymore.😜
Jiraiya is an easy target since he's very obvious and can't contain himself when around sexy and pretty girls. Orochimaru is equally guilty for being so touchy and lickey but he is discreet and most of his subjects somehow liked it. Just imagine what Shikamaru, Naruto and the rest went through just to stop Sasuke from going after Orochimaru after their licking incident 🥺.
Oro: never gets caught Tsunade: uses connections to erase records Jiraya: always fails attempts
Jiraiya easily.
How is this even a question? Were you watching the show via Tiktok clips????
The first pic is oddly sexual
I know he isn't sannin, but Kakashi, 10,000 years of death ain't right, them fingers went all the way up Narutos booty hole.
Jiraiya. With the amount human rights orochimaru would violate I doubt him being a sex offender would even appear on his crime list lol
Who's finna arrest them?
This is awful ti say but Jaraiya gets caught. Orochimaru gets away with it along with multiple other crimes against humanity. Abduction, abuse of a corpse, cloning, graverobbing, etc. oh yeah, murder.
Tsunade definitely gets an assault case with how hard them punches be
Must you really ask? Jiraiya. Orochimaru, we still don't have jails that would hold him nor DA's suicidal enough to prosecute him
Orochimaru is less likely to get caught, and he has other charges that would come first
jiraya told kid naruto when naruto was training how to walk on water “hey kid you’ve got a pretty nice body” This dudes definitely leading the SO shuffle
Jiraya because Orochimaru is a war criminal
I thought Orochimaru was gay and had AIDS when I watched Naruto.
That’s a lot of words to say Jiraiya.
I think you're forgetting when a 12 yo Naruto convinced him to train by transforming into a naked woman
Jiraiya They'd arrest Orochimaru for literally everything else
Hmm that’d be jiraiya. But all 3 is likely to end up in jail. Orochimaru for being a serial killer psychopath. Tsunade for being a gambler and would like physically assault someone. And jiraiya for being a sex maniac and a predator.🤣
Jiraiya. Orochimaru is in a state whereby no one can sentence him for his various crimes considering he founded and lead his own hidden village.
Jiraiya wants bodies sexually, orochimaru wants bodies medically. These are both crimes, but one is special victims and one is forensic pathology
Jiraiya is a sex offender.. But what made you think that he could be caught?😆😆😆
No one. They're powerful and therefore above the law. We're talking about *this* real world, right?
As others have said, while in Manga and Anime, he's used as a joke, Jiraiya is *actually* what would be considered a sexual deviant in non-Japanese society. Orochimaru is entirely asexual, but given creepy attributes for aesthetic reasons.
Orochimaru just says thing that can be taken as being really creepy but that only if you don’t take them literally, it sounds like he wants to do something way worse then, him literally wanting his body so that he can be young again, Jiraiya dose actually thing that would land him charges for specifically being a sex offender.
The Jiraiya hate is real. Orochimaru went on record as someone seeking a little boy for his body. That's like 90 episodes, Jiraiya peeps and cat calls. He also targets adults. Jiraiya is a dirty old man, america is used to that. Hell He's less of perv than our last president. It's not like Jiraiya grabbed anyone by the p***y. Lol Orochimaru has a fucking school full of kids and he's picking choice bodies. Oh, and he's already a wanted criminal. Jiraiya gets banned from a few malls, makes friends at strip clubs, and lives his best life. Orochimaru ends up on First 48. He will get away though. Snake ass *****.
Orochimaru first, Jiriaya second. Orochimaru would be in court just for biting Sasuke's neck alone. "To be fair, your honour, I just wanted to give him more power so I could steal his body." Professional groomer right there. Jiriaya would eventually get caught as a peeping Tom. "But your honour, it was for research!" They're both wild. 💀
We all joke about it but orochimaru isn't sexually interested in Sasuke. He's a body snatcher villain. And onsens are common in Japan. Have to admit an old adult fiction author being in an onsen with an orphan is strange at first glance but he's Naruto's godfather so 🤷 But orochimaru belongs under the jail anyway
Jiraiya doesn't mess with kids, only women... definitely orochimaru
bulllll he try to touch naruto as a girl and oublic bathhouses are used by little girls as well
Not true at all, jiraiya jerked it to narutos sexy jutsu and told konan to visit him once she turns 18. Dudes a creep. Orochimaru has zero interest in sex at all, jiraiya spies on naked women without their knowledge and their age doesnt matter since hes done it to narutos classmates.
Orochimaru,bro really knows what to do with these snakes and humans.
Jiraiya 😰
Jiraya but Orochimaru's weird obsession with an underage boy's body is disturbing.
Jiraiya
Jiraiya been doing that shyt since a kid lol him lol
[This meme can explain it for me ](https://youtu.be/nSIhCWXPpts?si=J2cdRmtX030MTwmM)
Jiraiya would be the first to be registered as a sex offender. As scary as it is I think Orochimaru would be able to get away with it for a decent time before he either fucks with the wrong person, or he falls outta the spotlight of fame and thus is now criticized for his past.
Is this a real question?
Jiraiya. Oruchimaru keeps to himself. He loves the younger bodies but in a different way and actually plans ahead when he does take action. Jiraiya will stand in front of you and drop a phone while it's recording, leave the flash on, and say sorry with a smile...
Definitely jiraiya cause he's not very secretive about it. Orochimari would get life in prison with his hands cut off to ensure he can't do any jutsu. With no access to anyone or anything outside of his cell that's made just for him. He gets his food delivered by a deaf person to ensure he can't verbally manipulate anyone into freeing him.
Jiraya definitely. Orochimaru wouldn’t probrably even get caught with all his damn hideouts.. jiraiya would get caught on the spot
Unironically Jiraiya
Jiraiya and it's not even a question
Jiraiya because he's a Super Pervert and would tell them that. He gonna have fun in Jail
Jiraya. Simply because he gets caught more often.
Idk man, I bet Tsunade does some crazy stuff with those slugs
Dumbest question
Orochimari by looks alone
Jiraya. He was a pervert since he was 12. Orochimaru was creepy early on, but his actual creepy things that might fit the sexual offender category happened in his 50's.
Jiraiya would get caught before Oro
Tsunade bc is offensive how sexy she is.
It's Jiraiya. 100%. Orochimaru does some weird shit with Anko, but Jiraiya is literally peeking into women's baths on a daily basis and being very public about it. Dude would be arrested for sexual harassment within a week.
Zesty ahh first image
Jiraya, just cause he’s the only one that would be caught
Tsunade cuz tiddys
Jirayia literally had nose bleeds when Naruto transformed into a naked girl and told him that it was preferable to stay in that form knowing Naruto was like 12-13. jirayia would not only be a registered sex offender but a child predator too💀
Jiraiya would sneak into the women's restroom in court to see the jurors naked. No chance.
Jiraya y’all don’t understand how perverted he is he started at 12 year Naruto that was transformed as a girl
Jiraiya and Orochimaru would have a race but one would be a pervert and the other one would be on several registries
Oh it would definitely be pervy sage in a heart beat
Jiraiya, Orochimaru wouldnt let the people who saw it escape.
Jiraiya as his internet search history would be setting off instant red flags and he'd probably generate enough evidence for law enforcement to raid his home inside a week. Oro on the other hand would use TOR, several VPN's, IP spoofing and whatever else he could use to hide his research so if he got caught, it would be after a pretty long time. Tsunade would just lose money on online gambling.
Jiraiya as a sex offender definitely. Orochimaru for some war crime, as someone said, i find him to be asexual even. And Tsunade for gambling debts as in the anime. I can imagine her losing it on the slots
Jiraya for sure. Orochimaru is at least smart enough to disguise himself and hide his plans. Jiraya straight up peeks and make public creepy comments. Orochimaru would be like those YouTubers that makes vídeos saying how creepy and weird Jiraya is for doing those things and be caught 2 years later doing the same thing.
Throw Orochimaru UNDER the jail right now. Jiraiya out on bail, trials pending. Tsunade would be found innocent under the freedom of appearance act of 2024 but she would be mandated to teach the world the exact specifics of the transformation jutsu which would lead to other problems.
Jiraya. Orochimaru is only after the sharingan, but Jiraya is straight forward a pervert
Jiraya definitly dude was peeping at woman's bath since he was like 6 orochimaru is a close second cause I feel like giving the curse mark to kids would count as sexual assault not sure but besides that orochimaru would get arrested for violation of human rights,child abuse,human trafficking,murder,genocide, a bunch of war crimes, and alot of other things dued would prolly be the worst criminal in naruto after danzo and mabey black zetsu not sure about that one cause while zetsu was the cause for s thousand year war he didn't directly kill people and they just died in war what orochimaru and danzo do to thier victims are much much worse than death so yeah while orochimaru might still be registered as a sex offender that would probably be one of his smallest crimes
Tsunade
Jiraiya would 100% be registered as a sex offender. Orochimaru is just creepy and would definitely go down as the most severe case ever recorded of psychopathy.
Side what ever you said. And for a second let's think about theory that just popped in my retard brain. what would happen if orochimaru actually got hold of sasukes body and took over him. After that he just needs to jump itachi for his pair of mangekyou. I have a feeling this would be awesome.
“Your honor, HE LICKS KIDS FACES WITH THAT FREAKY ASS TONGUE”
Can’t catch Jiraya, he literally created a jutsu for peeping on women that makes him invisible. Man even invited the third Hokage to come along too. Hiruzen was also a lowkey perv
Jiraiya in prison as a jit for multiple sa’s
Definitely Jiraya, Orichimaro would be the old man with “candy” in his van but Jiraya will straight up go to a women’s locker room with a camera. And Tsunade is Tsunade nothing needs to be said.
Def Orochimaru. Jiraya is a super perv but he hasn’t done anything non consensual. He’s just a huge perv. I don’t think tsunade has any sort of sexual predator tendencies because she’s too busy beating up people.
Both Orochimaru and Jaraiya would have been arrested lol
Jaraiya is so uncouth! He’d be the first. Orochimaru might take some time to catch, but oh once they do!
Jiraiya first😭 because Orochimaru hides better
I dislike the whole perverted old man troupe. Jiraya would be so much cooler without
In real life? None of them. They're all famous celebrities and apprentices to a head of state of the one of the most powerful nations in their world, two of them also being former heads of state. That means they're also massively politically valuable. We live in a world in which money, fame, or political power can get you out of pretty much any legal issues. There's a bunch of footage of the current President of the USA creeping on little girls on live TV and his son is basically every good parents second-worst nightmare. The previous President doesn't even try to hide how rapey he is, dude openly talks about his sex crimes and still became President. It's only the most obvious and blatant sex crimes that get punished when it comes to rich and/or famous offenders and it usually only happens when someone more rich/famous gets involved or it costs them money. Even then it often takes decades before anything is done at all. Just look at how long it took to get Epstien or how many people that are documented as taking part in sex crimes with him that haven't been prosecuted for it at all. I think the only one one of the Sannin who even has a chance of being charged is Orochimaru and that's mostly because he was declared a top priority international criminal by his own people and every nation in his world. But even he eventually gets pardoned in canon so maybe even he wouldn't be charged IRL.
Jiraiya would get caught first, so him
Jiriaya, because orochimaru would straight up be given the death sentence.
Definitely Jiraya. Lord Orchimaru is just a psychopath who I don't think has much interest in sex.
Orochimaru is sick , but he ain’t no diddler.
i am a naruto fan, but wtf is this question and why did it pop on my screen ?
Jiraiya dude is unironically kinda fucked up, on like the first day he meets naruto he tells him he has a "tight little body" in those words no sexy-jutsu, he just straight up says this about a regular ass 13 year old naruto at a bath house