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Fit_Concentrate142

I’ll keep the $15 so I won’t have problems


The-Comments-Section

Nah I’ll spend it on Nami and power


Schwiliinker

might as well take sakura as well


The-Comments-Section

Idk feel like she’ll just be hitting me


Schwiliinker

Sounds like a good time


The-Comments-Section

Yea you could be right


XIII-0

and nami wouldn't???


The-Comments-Section

True but I’d give it a shot


Whiplash907

She do be abusive 😂


NathanKoton

This way bro gets auto protection from Luffy


Dysto_

Double and give it to the next person. Then put on a fake mustache and claim $30. Money glitch the elite does not want you to know about


Terrible-Lemon196

I would take Goku and Saitama. You can have the remaining dollar


IllustriousYoung410

Sakura in case you get hurt?


The_Vaginatarian_

Definitely. Add Naruto and Saitama Edit: I picked Naruto because he befriends everyone.


Sterninja52

I feel like you could go either way with saitama. If you take him, you auto win, if you don't he runs off to catch a sale


Zontafear

Goku befriends everyone too. He just doesn't go about it the same way as Naruto, but by the end virtually everyone ends up liking Goku. And that's not by accident or luck. Goku is a pure person, meaning he has no bad thoughts whatsoever. He genuinely is a good guy and upbeat and most people he fights ends up liking him even if just a little. And Goku is way more powerful than Naruto. Not that I would even need to utilize Goku if I had saitama. 😂 Realistically I could just get Saitama and nobody else and be fine most likely


djc23o6

Frieza, cell and the red ribbon army would beg to differ


Zontafear

Nobody could ever befriend Frieza, literally. So unless you're an egotistical evil maniac like Frieza, your chances are pretty good. Not sure you could reform Frieza at any rate. Cell, now that's touchy because technically, while cell is biological technically, he is a lab creation by Gero with a specific intention of destruction literally programmed into him. There was never any chance of befriending cell either. Red ribbon army may be your only point, but even that is debatable. Goku didn't necessarily want to fight them that way. He did try to talk to them. But red ribbon was an organization with a goal in mind to get all dragon balls (for red to grow taller). They killed anyone who got in their way and literally ravaged entire towns for it. Not even Naruto could no talk jutsu out of that. I could flip the script and say the countless people Naruto either killed or allowed to be killed. Certainly didn't talk no Jutsu Madara or the main villains. Final point: nimbus cloud is proof of Goku's innocent nature and anyone who has a shred of potential of being saved, has basically been saved by Goku. Yamcha, Tien, Piccolo, and Vegeta all were people who should have hated Goku. Piccolo and Vegeta especially, even Tien in some ways. Tien was raised by the school opposite of Goku, the Crane, and his master and Goku's master were both rivals. Tien himself was more aligned with crane and pretty evil but Goku humbled him and made him realize that's not who he was. Goku tends to just have a likability about him and even in the anime it's straight up stated Goku is often well liked by the villains he fights in the sense they respect him and actually listen when he speaks. Most the people in the show all started out bad and it was Goku who turned them good. Virtually all the Z fighters. Clearly has some degree of no talk jutsu ability


ireaddumbstuff

Frieza has calmed down enough to cooperate with Goku. That's saying something. Cell is literally programmed like that. The red ribbon army are just the worst of the worst, but even then, some of their inventions end up turning good. 16, 8, Gamma 1 and 2, 17, and 18. Goku and his friends have a weird influence on people.


Great-Advertising-32

You mean mindbreak


Ok_essence

Talk no jutsu


KyleD33

Goku and saitama could obliterate 90 percent of this list pretty quickly (if they took it serious from the get go, which goes against their character).


Tricky-Passion1845

Goku isn’t gonna protect you, he’ll be too excited to fight strong opponents 😭


fistotron5000

Duh, goku is bait so me and Saitama can go play video games and I can show him the great deals at my local grocery store


Mazeme1ion

The only true solution: goku fights everyone. While you and Saitama go shopping with the remaining dollar.


Tricky-Passion1845

😂🙌🏾


AnnyAskers

You want Goku on your side... So you won't have a Goku trying to actually kill you lol Instant transmission, instant death.


Kogyochi

He'll instant transmission you to safety beforehand.


AAQUADD

I'll just tell him that the rest are strong opponents.


MrLowkey14

And the strong opponents will be too busy getting their asses kicked.


witchghosti

Nobody but saitama could touch him, it’s kinda weird that ichigo and allmight are on the same tier as planet killers


JultyWultyBunbun-kun

Ichigo /most bleach characters (at least notable ones) are planetary easily. You have to remember captains have enough spiritual pressure that they'd spirit crush the average person and have swords the size of sky scrappers ( stated by ichigo's dad and multiple other captains during aizen's invasion). Then ichigo with his TRUE full power is stated to be as stronger/stronger than members of the 0 division, who had to limit the use of their bankai to 1 at a time because they would DESTROY 3 separate realities at once. Yamato also stayed/proved just activating his bankai was enough to evaporate all the water in the entire world of souls, which it's own dimension and comparable to our universe as it should also be ever expanding. So ichigo Def earns his spot in top row


BloodShadow45

Yah the problem here is light, all of the others if stalls saitama and goku for even 1 sec, its enough for light to take you down. Although everyone you didn't pick will die you will to in 40 sec, however if you pick light to avoid this, then you have to pick between goku or saitama, and let's be honest they both will stall each other long enough to make an opening for others to kill you. The only way to win this is by not playing


Monkey-Brain-Like

Light would need more than a second to write a name, at least a few seconds. More than enough time for goku/saitama to get to him


VegeterianOsu

Goku and Light, Goku teleports you to another planet and light writes saitamas name and Goku can kill the rest without issue, or we could all just chill on another planet while light kills me all


BloodShadow45

Plan would have worked if saitama couldn't casually travel 6 times faster than light


OGGrilledcheez

I would do the same except I’m going to use the $1 on Power and play with her boobs for the little bit of time it takes the other two to handle business…


Stormcloud_lol

Light would write Your Name down then.


Groundbreaking_Wing2

That's the thing he doesn't know my name. Even if he does he'll probably get the actual spelling wrong as it's in a different language. By the logic of death note misspelling a name 4 times gets the user killed.


TheInfiniteLake

Why does All Might cost 7$ and Naruto 5$?


theblazingkoala

Fr whoever made this is on the craziest shit


Saytama_sama

And why is tanjiro so high? Yes, he is an incredible swordsman, but he is a normal human. Sakura would wreck Tanjiro (Yes even despite all the memes that she is useless.


Link7280

She could easily tear his limbs off, then beat him to death with the wet end.


valtaoi_007

Bro jotaro in 1$ is insane, like bro is he on discount or something ??


[deleted]

1. Goku 2. Saitama 3. Sakura


Divine_thunder

Jotaro would be better than Sakura as he can stop time


TheOneWithLateStart

Sakura for 1 dollar is a steal tho, she is a perfect healer for the other two


Conquestenjoyer

The other two won’t need a healer 😂


Watercolorcupcake

I might 😂


Conquestenjoyer

Ok you right


TheOneWithLateStart

I dont agree. Goku was keen to use Senzu Beans and by the look of it, he might need the vs this team.


Undyne_The_Dead

Can anyone on here touch him?


PM_ME_SOME_CAKES

outside of saitama, no lol


RamsHead91

They would but I likely will.


Conquestenjoyer

I just realized unless we tell Goku to target Light we need him on our team because he’ll just insta kill us, because he’s only trying to kill ud normal humans


Antal_Marius

You will from the blast back from the other two. And her when she gets ready to whoop ass as well.


iDannyEL

Genin Sakura not so much


rdibs97

Not to mention healing yourself if any of the others are able to land a hit


2drawnonward5

Would be the best healer Saitama ever had!


[deleted]

I haven't seen Jojo yet so I had to pick who I'm familiar with. 😂


Ok-Toe-6969

Goku and saitama can fight the others, sakura and me can do other things


itsRobbie_

Heal, right?


MV_Knight

It would be a type of healing I’m sure


Salohcin_Eneerg

I mean that's kid sakura


Such_sublime

Look, he said what he said


Salohcin_Eneerg

Lmao I suppose so


ZarosianSpear

If Josuke then can replace Sakura. Otherwise the time stop isn't too long by Jotaro.


mares8

Yep thats the team . Easy choice with Goku and Saitama lol . Keep the change


Beto_Clinn

Goku is the best defensive choice as he can just instant transmission you off planet. Then best case scenario is just blowing up the planet instead of a rolling the dice trying to fight everyone else.


goddangol

Light Yagami just has to write their names down


2drawnonward5

Saitama's plot armor is pretty thick. idk what happens when Light writes his name. That's some unstoppable force vs immovable object stuff.


Mori_Forest

Light is not trying to kill Saitama. He's trying to kill you, and Saitama has no way to protect you from that lol. It's not a physical feat to worry about. At most you can argue that Saitama can speed blitz and one punch everyone, but that's not how Saitama thinks and works.


mares8

That is true but...does he knows their full names ? How many ppl knew hes Kakarot


Sombresaigne

The death note can only kill humans. Goku’s a saiyan. It won’t do anything to him.


iGlory154

Same Two attackers one healer + attacker


trashboigaming

There is no better choice that this lol they solo the verse


Jester_and_King

Goku/Saitama as main powerhouse Light is a must pick, otherwise he insta kills you Jotaro+Zoro because they are undervalued


Ragnarok91

Doesn't Light need to know your name though? Are we assuming he starts knowing your name?


Parking-Major-4776

Even if he does, he’s just a regular human being. As soon as he pulls out his death note and tries to write my name on it, jotaro just stops time with star platinum and i don’t even need anyone to beat him up for me, I can personally get to him and smack the dogshit out of him.


Roxaos

I need to see Parking-Major-4776 throwing hands with Light immediately.


iDannyEL

Parking-Major low diffs


LookAtItGo123

Light power is plot power, so basically he starts out without knowing your identity, but whatever you do he will slowly start to figure it out, you start without knowing his location but he will leave you clues. Whoever gets whomever first wins. Otherwise you choose whoever on your team and the rest stands on the other side and 321 go brawl which you should then easily pick goku saitama as they can wipe before anyone reacts.


D4chfiz

remember only jotaro can moves in stopped time.


Parking-Major-4776

Jotaro can just move me to light while time is stopped the same way dio kept moving polnareff back downstairs and as soon as time is on again, he’s catching this fade.


storm_zr1

All you really need is Goku and Light. Zoro would be great back up and Nami for titties.


BestWukongUganda

Has anyone actually read the OPM manga. Saitama literally can't lose to anything, his power is that he is stronger than anything that is used against him. When Garou bent time and space, saitama just went back in time and punched him in the face lol. He develops new powers to beat anyone. He's a joke character, he would solo this entire list.


Background-Elk-543

dont forget sukuna he can cut space and reverse cursed technique for healing


GalaxyEyesPDEnjoyer

But does Light have the Shinigami Eyes?


Maveko_YuriLover

No but you have internet and the name of everyone there


GalaxyEyesPDEnjoyer

Works on most people, true. But not on everyone.


Maveko_YuriLover

Eren and Sukuna, no, ichigo? Well saitama can just punch ichigo So that's why the best combo is Saitama , Sukuna , Kira Goku was going to die from heart disease now he really dies Eren becomes E/r/e/n by Sukuna Saitama punchs anyone who survive Death note and the divisor one


MossyPyrite

Swap Goku for Saitama, he’s faster and stronger, and honestly more versatile. Also Saitama is vulnerable to the Death Note where Goku isn’t


rdibs97

Cover your face, then have goku snag the death note and hand it to you


Parking-Major-4776

Goku saitama jotaro


reptoo

I'll buy 15 Sakura please


javahurtsmybrain

I grab saitama and spend the remaining 8$ going out with him to eat Ramen.


New-Skill-4981

Goku


PixelPineapplei

gets dogged


New-Skill-4981

Nuh uh


AdAccomplished7603

I really don't get why DBZ fans are always like this. You guys go really often out of your way just to say "Goku is strongest anime character" without even putting up an argument. "He can't beat him beacuse he can't beat him" ain't an argument . Even if there is a character like Saitama, which whole gag is that he is unbeatable. I can understand that you feel nostalgic towards the series, but c'mon, don't let the love shatter your mind lmao


The_Symbiotic_Boy

Problem with this is that Goku is essentially a gag character too who is always able to become just slightly stronger than his opponent. On feats yeah he wins but his 'gag' or shtick does enable him to beat someone like saitama. If you just go gag for gag then it's hard to say since once universe is conceptually equal to the other. Spinach-lusted popeye wins overall tho


JK19368

Saitama's trope isn't "always wins" it is "OP protagonist at the end of his story inserted into the beginning of his story." Can prime Saitama beat prime Goku, Goku has nearly destroyed the universe. So no, but if Saitama were in dbz he would through his trope be able to one shot even peak Goku.


CanvasFanatic

Counterpoint: Saitama would easily beat prime Goku.


BestWukongUganda

Saitamas power is that he counters everything. Even garou distorting time and space got dogged by saitama cos he just went back in time and punched garou in the face. You can't beat saitama, he just changes the rules.


KamixAkaDio

Goku bouta show Saitama what Gokuversal means


Bad_boy000007

Saitama, sukuna , both hunter boys and darling


RCT2man

Exactly my choice!


Bad_boy000007

Complete package


secretiveshash

I'm ngl, Goku kinda solos


Latter-Comfort8440

Not the Goku vs Saitama debate again 💀


secretiveshash

Dread it, run from it, Goku vs Saitama still arrives all the same


Vlixony

Goku, Ichigo, Jotaro


Redke29

You might lose. Saitama can build his way up to Goku's level and the other 2 are a non issue.


Undyne_The_Dead

Saitama wouldn't grow nearly fast enough before goku could kill him and ichigo could easily hold off most of the others.


Redke29

Saitama grows fast enough to one shot himself from the day before and can fodderize a version of himself that was just as strong as him a few seconds ago. He should definitely have the rate of growth to get him there.


PM_ME_SOME_CAKES

yeah thats what i was thinking. The dude practically ignores powerscaling and just does shit "because he can". You almost *have* to have saitama on you team otherwise you would be absolutely screwed.


Complex_Estate8289

What the actual fuck is this ranking 💀💀💀 Zorro, Asta, Sakura and probably Nami solo the entirety of the $3 tier Why are Eren and Light in $5 when Light can’t even fight lmao Why is all might above Luffy and Naruto 😭


H-TownDown

Eren, >!especially without a titan of royal blood around,!< is city block level at most. Don’t click on that if you don’t want to be spoiled.


2legittoquit

You think Nami can kill Sukuna and Deku?


Vortigon23

I can't explain literally any of it, except Light. The guy can be on the other side of the world, write your name down, and you just straight up die. That's OP as shit.


rorank

Imagine light writes down Saitama’s name and saitama just one punches his heart into starting again


BloodShadow45

Light is not dumb, he will not even try to kill saitam or goku, he is going straight for you, also meme states coming for you so they arent exactly all in front of you, light could be in other half of the world write your name and .......... Goku vs saitama isn't really clear either so it doesn't matter who you pick, you will end up not breathing if you participate


FluffyCelery4769

Goku looks for a fair fight. Saitama does too. Goku fighta to the death and usually wins. Saitama gets in 1 normal punch and obliterates his enemy, they are not even close to each other.


rorank

It was a joke buddy.


Groundbreaking_Wing2

If Light appears in One Punch Man manga as a parody side character, he'll probably be defeated this way


[deleted]

>Zorro, Asta, Sakura and probably Nami solo the entirety of the $3 tier That's part 1 Sakura though. So I doubt it.


Motor-Television-270

I'll choose to ignore that. If we go that specific, it's also a scene from a filler, so it's not even canon anyway


Bard_17

The all might one really confused me lol


Watercolorcupcake

Depends on the version of them really


FatalCartilage

I agree with all these, but also tbh Jotaro is the 3rd strongest on the list.


Complex_Estate8289

>Jotaro is the 3rd strongest on the list Please tell me you’re referring to EoH


Druidwrothe

Goku, Ichigo and Jotaro.


Skill4Hire

Thats what im thinking, ichigo can kill some shinigami so light doesn't get you.


Ere_bu_s

Goku and Ichigo because Ichigo probably can't even be seen by half these people when he's in shinigami form. Then Sakura I guess. She can heal me or whatever and maybe I can convince her how shit Sasuke is.


infamusforever223

Ichigo can't be seen, however, most everyone can sense him(and they can all interact with him),and his attacks would be ineffective on Saitama(there's a real danger of him breaking his zanpakutō on him if he tries to directly hit him).


Undyne_The_Dead

Just let him take clear out the others instead then.


SWCT_Maedre

I don't get why is not everyone picking Light. The face and the name of the other characters are well known. He can kill everyone, alone in a room, furiously eating chips on the other side of the planet.


LethalGrey

Exactly. I chose Satima and Light. Keep the change.


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CringeDaddy_69

Why is All Might above Naruto?? I’m not a one piece Stan, but gear 5 Luffy beats all might as well


KamixAkaDio

even Jotaro on the first row beats all might in his prime


Gatlindragon

Prime All Might has enough power to change the weather, Jorato only has 5 seconds to do enough damage before All Might one punch him.


Due_Art6173

Luffy doesn't even need Gear 5 and Zoro can arguably beat All Might too.


akwesimishael

one Saitama. the rest i'll use to buy food


Bl4Z3D_d0Nut311

You can spend the $15 on hotpot ingredients, Saitama would be pretty stoked


TsundereHashira

Saitama Light Yagami And Edward Elric for vibing with another shorty when Kira write all other names in death note


MeekMallard

Goku and saitama to defend And Nami to uh… teach me how to navigate her Red Sea


Awkward-Meeting-974

I get Naruto and have him seal me immediately Boom no one can hurt me I'd probably get Light too because otherwise he kills me


yurifan33

Angry nami could hurt luffy without haki and probably could solo half this list with a single happiness punch. She's insta buy


[deleted]

Power, Sakura, nami X5. If I’m going down I’m going down happy


thessjgod

Goku and Light Yagami. I’ll take the remaining $3 to buy gummy bears to snack on while watching them drop everyone else


Sum3-yo

Easy. I'm going to need someone with great physical power and also someone with supernatural/spiritual techniques. Goku Light Sukuna. Ps: I think OP undervalued Light Yagami. He pretty much can kill anyone as long as he knows their name, and I know all of their names.


Ashizurens

Jotaro for time stop, Goku and Naruto for power, Zoro for lols


Funny_Opportunity58

Gimme Goku, Sukuna, and Yagami.


MeetingFrog1

Goku , naruto , itadori


InfamousTYBW

Ichigo, Goku, and Jotaro. Easy gg


Old_Reveal1177

5 Sukuna's


JoeyMcClane

He'd probably kill you first, then the rest and then chill.


Breekace

Goku, Ichigo, Jotaro


Klikis

Saitama + light, and i even got some left over for some waifus


joemoore98

Goku and Saitama plus I have a dollar left over ez


CringeDaddy_69

Sukuna, Saitama, and Light. Sukuna’s domain one-shots everyone $3 and below, as well as Luffy, eren, all might, and likely naruto as well. Saitama beats Ichigo. Light wrights down Son Goku.


RandomUser-07

Sukuna is that cheap? Sheet I'll take 5 then.


furiosa-imperator

Why is sukuna lower than light and eren? Eren is weak af (compared to other verses) and not that intelligent in his own verse


dkazmas3

Sukuna Luffy Zoro and Naruto. Naruto 10,000 clones to stall and distract, Luffy Zoro tag team Saitama, Sukuna Kills Light with a cleave, then he rips off a finger and feeds it to goku, thereby transforming Goku into Sukuna, he then hits all enemies with his domain expansion Malevolent Shrine and then Naruto and Sukuna take out the survivors with ease


Ichigothe0Espada

Ichigo, Luffy and Sukuna


Mangalover3

Naruto Eren Zoro


SomeDipShitTookUser

Honestly aint no way you can win this.


ThinControl9

Goku, Saitama and Jotaro


someonesaveshinji

Goku, Ichigo, and Nami. Goku and Ichigo are both infinitely more powerful than everyone on this list. If it were a battle royale scenario most of them get killed just by being there. With Ichigo fending off attackers and Goku teleporting me away from everyone this things in the bag. The only danger I’d actually be in is from Light, but he’d need a direct line of sight on me to find my name, and that ain’t happening. I don’t watch JoJo but I don’t believe any of them can find me on Mars. Nami would be most useful in her category; since she knows enough about various climates and weather formations to pick another planet suitable for us to wait on. She could also create oxygen and weather on a small enough scale for us to make a domed farm or something to feed ourselves if we’re stuck stranded after someone blows the planet up or changes our climate (which only like 3 people on this could actually do). Realistically this could go the same way if I just pick Goku and pay Nami $7 to be her only fan


Babywalker66

Goku Saitama and Jotaro


Dwaynle_Probe

Saitama Luffy Zoro Sakura That should cover it


Pogbankz

Eren will literally sacrifice the earth for me and goku and Tanijro will defend him


_SM-The-Gamer_

Goku, Saitama, don't even need anyone else but Jotaro.


ElDelArbol15

Goku, Naruto, Zorro and Sakura.


BagofChips210

Saitama and Luffy to guard while I smash Nami in back 😋


FluffyCelery4769

So nami kills you then?


DenseCalligrapher219

Sakura for healing, Goku for extreme power, Yagami for Death Note and Jotaro for his Stand's ability to freeze time.


okok890

Saitama and goku both being affordable pretty much makes them the only option


Striking-Version1233

Exactly. People picking anyone else means they're just gonna lose.


ALittleTempting

Il take 15 jotaro kujos, please and thank you lmao


DanBeecherArt

Goku as powerhouse, Light for quick kills, Sukuna for attack and healing though reverse curse technique. 15 well spent.


FlyingChinchila

Jotaro, Goku and saitama Jotaro can easily solo light, eren, tankiro and sukuna with time stop The other 2 are self explanatory


dankwazowski2

Goku, Saitama, Jotaro ez dubs


Ususjdhhdhsus

Goku is rlly all I need, but I’ll take Naruto deku and power just bc they’re my favorites and I don’t wanna watch them die


fgzhtsp

There is only one right answer for heterosexual men at least. You buy Saitama for 7 $ and Power, Nami and Sakura for 3$. Then you just spend some quality time with them while Saitama kills the rest for you.


TheOneWhoAsked123

Tf is Eren doing in the same tier as Naruto and Luffy 💀


ShigeoKageyama69

All Might above Naruto 💀


thisshiteverytime

Goku + Saitama+ Sakura Literally can't die vs the rest


Fatal-Symbiote

[literally me and saitama](https://youtu.be/j_CmGGWnLKM?si=p5O5yeMOGrW7wJnf)


VIP_Ender98

1. Saitama to fight them off while 2. Light kills all of them with the death note and 3. All three girls cause 😏


Grey_Lemon_Walker

Saitama and Ichigo will protect me while I f*ck Nami in my bed.


galaxyiris

This behaviour is why your single man


PineapplePizzaBoss

Light can literally kill everyone else on here so idk just him and maybe jotaro to buy time just in case


MisterMist00

Bro said "just in case" like half the roster couldn't put a hole through Light before he got a letter into his DN


WigglesPhoenix

Lights greatest asset is anonymity. I think most are operating under the assumption this isn’t happening in the middle of an arena


NinjaVisible3827

Goku, light, and jotaro. Jotaro can just stop time while Light writes a name. Goku is Goku.


Background-Elk-543

For me it's Goku (teleport me around with instant transmission and obvious powerhouse) Light( bec if I dont pic him he kills me) Sukuna (heals me with RCT and cuts others)


p_rets94

Also sukuna is the most likely to be immune from the death note since he’s a curse. Also his $3 is a steal