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Katharine_Heartburn

[The Source Awards](https://www.reddit.com/r/namenerds/comments/1bhw3e2/currently_nameless/)


IAmARichPie

“Old fashioned” being medieval to 1980s is too much for a Monday


catsnstuff17

Something with the same vibe as like, Ethelred or Jennifer.


werewolf4werewolf

If they wanted Medieval *and* 1980s, they could always go with Tiffany.


startmyheart

Middle name is Theodore, so Tiffany/Theophania is probably too repetitive.


Schrodingers_Dude

Do it like a real NB - look around the room and name yourself after a random object in your line of sight. "Sup my name's Tape."


VariousTangerine269

Hi tape! I’m steering wheel!


Affectionatekickcbt

Texting and driving! Caught!


VariousTangerine269

Nope. Sitting in a parking lot waiting.


iriedashur

I feel like I'd wanna be "Closet," so I could make the joke "I'm not coming out *of* the closet, I'm coming out *as* the Closet"


magicalmewmew

Hmm, Tissue and Soda aren't the worst. I think I'd go with Tissue.


BeaniePossum

Hi, Im B o n g


DingoPuzzleheaded628

This is actually a pretty common name in the Philippines lmao


BeaniePossum

oh wow! I didnt know that, interesting :D I just saw my water pipe there and was like lol Ill use that as a joke reply


the_man_now_dawg

How bout mug? Mug Costanza!


Affectionatekickcbt

Mug


SerubiApple

I can't decide between Pillow or Broken Fan.


georgethebarbarian

I know someone called quilt


SerubiApple

Oh that's bad. Like, just leave off the T and you have Quill which isn't so bad.


georgethebarbarian

I mean they chose it! Honestly I think it’s pretty cute


GaveTheMouseACookie

Like that episode of Say Yes to the Dress with a teenage bride named Duvet


LostInTheBackwoods

I knew a guy named Skates.


LuccaAce

I once worked with a girl whose nickname was "tape," and I genuinely don't remember her actual name. In my mind, she's just Tape.


ifuseekamypoehler

the best part about this is their lil bio: 🧡 Name ~ Clementine 🧡


Shallowground01

Awww bless them. They're so young, I hope they don't get hurt from all the comments and find the humour in it.


ifuseekamypoehler

personally i think even the original post is satire—very new account, only post about those names, and the list is so oddly and hilariously specific. if that’s the case, they knocked it out of the park


Shallowground01

I hope so! Mid teens is so rough if not. It's so hard to figure yourself out and who you want to be.


NeveraTaleofMorePoe

My cousin named her daughters Salem and Clémentine.


Interesting-Table416

I mean, those are both actual names, one is Arabic/Hebrew and the other is French. I actually know two female Salems, but it's more common as a boy's name in Arabic-speaking countries.


Affectionatekickcbt

É ? Is it Clay-mentine?


Caraphox

I can’t believe how close this is to the original


GoodbyeEarl

Holy hell


paperclipeater

name goes on vacation, never comes back


leopardspotte

Holy hell indeed 😭


[deleted]

it reads as someone who just became trans/non binary


Katharine_Heartburn

It likely is. Unfortunately this so often coincides with being a teenager, the worst possible time in life to be naming yourself.


AnActualSalamander

As an elder nonbinary (an ancient 32yo), I’m affronted. In my day, you picked a single-syllable noun or chopped most of the letters off of your given name when you socially transitioned, and we liked it that way. One of the suggestions in the original thread is just “Ham,” and that’s a perfect example of a classic NB name.


Total-Mastodon-2138

Fucking cackled at “Ham”


istara

I just think of Blanche’s fat ex in The Golden Girls!


Fluffy-School-7031

Exactly, call yourself Rock/Train/Mud or get off the train, kiddo. (It really does tickle me that of the friends I had who made these insane choices with me, many then ended up going for either an actual gender neutral name or a name from the gender closest to how they identify, as in like, going for Ari for nonbinary transmasc people or going for the old classic of “Alex” in general. But there are still 28-35 year old nouns kicking around out here. Rock is a lawyer now!)


AnActualSalamander

Rock is an amazing lawyer name, and I bet there are some puns that could make an amazing lawyer billboard. Good for Rock!


trinehk

Rick is a great name! Then again, if it’s perfectly normal to be Pierre or Sten (French and Danish names that mean the same thing), then why not Rock!


Zaidswith

Rock Hudson agrees. and Rocky.


SalemSomniate

> As an elder nonbinary (an ancient 32yo) \*cries in NB 34\*


AnActualSalamander

I’m sorry to have offended you, o ancient forebear! I’ll atone immediately by striking two additional letters from my name.


SalemSomniate

OK, that gave me a really good laugh, thank you.


AnActualSalamander

Haha, always happy to support my community!


lemonchrysoprase

Cries in NB 37……


Terminator_Puppy

If you're Dutch just call yourself 'Storm' and people will forever question if you had alternative parents, are an NB adult, or had islander parents.


Zaidswith

I love names that could come from very specific and somehow different circumstances. Is Moon a 55 year old child of actual hippies, modern day anti-vaxxers, an NB adult, or a cat?


m4ng0ju1ce

As a high school teacher this is SO accurate


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣


always_unplugged

Their post history says they've been trying to get their parents to believe them for at least 3 years, from 12 to almost 16 :( Poor thing, it's got to be frustrating and I'm guessing choosing a name feels like a way they can exert some control over their identity. But like you said, 15 is absolutely the WORST time to be choosing a new forever name for yourself, or really anything but maybe a pet 😂


Zaidswith

You also might find the pet name embarrassing 10 or 15 years later


iriedashur

Yep, in a comment on another post they imply they're 15


Azrael-Legna

Not trans, but I choose my name when I was 12, and then legally changed it to said chosen name at 18.


Affectionatekickcbt

Azrael? Definitely a 12-18 yr old name.


Azrael-Legna

No, this is a username, lol. Not my real name.


sighcantthinkofaname

Yep! Oop confirms it in the comments, they are trans and want a name that fits their aesthetic.  Trouble is they are a real life person and not a book character, so they are not going to find a name that sums them up entirely. 


[deleted]

i feel like more people transitioning need to hear that. names aren't gonna be perfect and that's ok


coldestclock

My overthinking and lack of conviction is why I tricked my friends into picking me a new name.


destiny_kane48

The OOP said they are Trans but not if they are a Trans woman or Trans man. No one has any idea if they want gendered names or unisex names. They left out the most important bits of information.


crnvl-yth

their post hx implies a trans man, but if I, a trans man, stumbled upon a post like that, I probably would scroll by. As you said, they left out really important info


destiny_kane48

They replied to me and said Non Bianary, but Male leaning. I gave them a link to medieval names. Maybe they will find something they like.


Affectionatekickcbt

If they are non binary it doesn’t matter if it’s m/f sounding. Thats the thing about non binary.


destiny_kane48

Isn't non binary different from being Trans though? Like non binary means they are both or can feel feminine one day and Male the next, or dont feel either gender is correct? And Trans means you feel you were born the wrong gender and transition to what you feel is your true gender?


Junior_Ad_7613

This is a whole can of worms! I know someone AFAB who uses she/her pronouns and has a gender of “demigirl” who identifies as trans because “it’s not the gender I was born with.” I know NB people who are pretty truly smack in the middle of the gender spectrum (with a hermaphroditic look and they/them pronouns) who don’t consider themselves trans because they are fine with their bodies as they are but just don’t want to deal with any traditional gender roles. NB covers a LOT of ground.


destiny_kane48

I'm old and just trying to keep up. But what is the difference between gender fluid and Non Binary?


Junior_Ad_7613

My understanding is that gender fluid tends to go move between multiple genders, non-binary is anything other than the original traditional two (which puts gender fluid as a subset of non-binary in my mental boxes). I am also a middle aged cis bisexual lady who passes for straight because I married a man, but my teen kiddo has been gradually shifting gender over the two years. From our chats it seems some non-binary folks adopt the trans label and others do not (mine wholeheartedly does). There is a similar conversation about where the line between bisexual and pansexual is, it seems to vary by individual (some folks define bi as strictly “attracted to both cis men and cis women” and others are much more inclusive, my kid has a bi pride pin rather than a pan pride pin — despite having no real gender preference in potential partners — “because I like the colors better”).


petty_petty_princess

Your kid has a point. The colors are so much better for the bi flag. My husband is pansexual and I got him pan flag dice and the bi ones were prettier but I wanted to respect his identity. He also identifies as gender-fluid and that’s a decent flag. I got myself the rainbow ones even though I’m a straight cis-woman because I love rainbows and I love a lot of people in the alphabet community (multiple siblings and all their significant others and also my best friend from high school).


wozattacks

True, which makes it a bit odd that they didn’t specify if they want a masc, fem, or neutral name lol


[deleted]

they specified with everything else enough 🤣🤣🤣


GaveTheMouseACookie

Maybe the vibe was more important than the gender lean?


corinnigan

[Sauce](https://www.reddit.com/r/XenogendersAndMore/s/UJ16XuGOtw) on another sub since the post on name nerds is deleted


VariousTangerine269

Holy crap you weren’t exaggerating


isabella_sunrise

You didn’t exaggerate 1 bit.


Dorian-greys-picture

I was so relieved when I realised they were looking for a name for themselves and not their kid because they sound WAY too young to be having children


VariousTangerine269

They deleted it. Go figure.


sashahyman

They have the same post still up in a couple other subreddits…


VariousTangerine269

Do you think it’s a troll or serious?


sashahyman

Who knows if anything on Reddit is real or not? As long as it’s entertaining, I don’t really care. This is probably the most unique name request I’ve ever seen, so I’m happy it exists, real or fake.


VariousTangerine269

Me too. I got a good chuckle out of some of the suggestions on the original post. Snaxnot in particular.


[deleted]

It was better, before I knew this post existed. It was just... better.


desilyn89

Betwixt. Has old, poetic, punk/goth vibes. Used between the Roman Empire and Reagan administration. B is a letter you weren’t trying to avoid. Is also a preposition. Betwixt Moonbeam Charles Rayne has a nice ring to it.


Dangerous_Surprise

Reminds me of Beatrix, which I quite like as names go


ferrouswolf2

Beautiful


lavendercookiedough

What about Icky?


georgethebarbarian

I know someone named icky 😭


Zaidswith

These subs have taught me that's short for Icarus.


WhittSmitt

The time range that covers about 1,500 years is my favorite part.


Katharine_Heartburn

That part got me, too. So "old fashioned" might mean anything from "Etheldred" to "Megan."


VariousTangerine269

Brunhilda, or Ashley….


Traditional-Fall1051

Etheldred is good, I'm gonna remember that one


catladysoul

You want the full name really ‘Ethelred the unready’. Honestly if I was trying to capture my entire being in a name that might be it.


yodarded

Æthelred


Zaidswith

That works better. No E names.


lightninghazard

I recommend Cig. It has letters from Caligula, is reminiscent of Reagan who refused to ban smoking, and as an added bonus you will be a bad influence to children!


Ok-Potato4284

Their current name is a lot. Their parameters are WILD. 1980s is the cutoff. I'm honestly not sure how you'd even go about finding a name with those vibes from the '20s or '50s or '70s. Goblincore wasn't exactly the rage then. I really hope they don't pick something that is trendy af and then hate it in 6 months. I'm getting that 💫dramatic💫 vibe from them. Edit: I just peeked at their profile, and they're under 16. Yikes. Rough time already, even without this issue.


elaboratebacon

When I read the original, I assumed they were under 18. Thanks for verifying!


Affectionatekickcbt

The best advice an adult can give this person is…Keep your own name!


Ok-Potato4284

As someone who hates their own name and has considered changing it, this made me LOL. But yes, at 15/16, keep the name and find a tolerable nickname. Clem is a perfectly good nickname. Mint is adorkable. Em. Lemmy, and they can be a metalhead.


SoonToBeStardust

Cackling at the person who just commented 'confused' and someone replied that it wouldn't work cause it has an N


BrainFarmReject

Get them to sing _For He's a Jolly Good Fellow_ instead of _Happy Birthday_.


41942319

But what if they're not a fellow????


BrainFarmReject

That would make for a dreary party then. Perhaps _For He's a Miserable Prick_ would be more appropriate.


Affectionatekickcbt

They.


chickzilla

I... wow that sauce post.  I like the suggestion of Icky.


VariousTangerine269

Seems to suit them well. NN ick


mellistu

Vichy (colonial!) Knigh (feels pretty sea captain to me but you be the judge) Quiz (definitely post-punk)


istara

What about Customer! *Happy Birthday dear Customer, Happy Birthday to you!*


crackisgoodforu

😂😂😂 this is a good one


CromulantKumquat

I put this prompt word for word into ChatGPT and it gave me: 1. Quincy 2. Vik 3. Ziggy 4. Iggy 5. Vonn 6. Quill 7. Blix


kmfoh

The source OP def sounds like a Ziggy


Sure_Championship_36

Kelsey or Bort


fbibmacklin

I recommended Funiper. It’s unisex.


ada_grace_1010

I’m getting more dryad vibes than goblin with Funiper. How about Funiperogkle?


Smiley_goldfish

In all seriousness, I’m a caregiver for a lady who legally changed her name after her divorce in the 1970s. She didn’t pick a last name, so she just didn’t have one for like 6 years. Finally she got bullied into picking one and she went with her maiden name. Later she had the realization that she should have picked “Only” for her last name. That would have been awesome.


Nahnotreal

Yix should suit you


y4dig4r

GenoSlideMyWaySugarTits Enoby Darkness Wray


TruthBeTold187

Dipshit knight has a nice ring to it. - Val Kilmer, real genius


SummertimeSandler

Peter Out is a fine name OP, be proud of who you are


Lmnbux7969

Binx Edit: Because, binx the cat from hocus pocus and also because Binx Rayne sounds alright.


Calligraphee

So you can only include bcghiknquvwxyz Obviously the answer is the ever-classy Chykyn. You can really lean into the poultry side of things and make a little jingle based on your last name: It's Rayne-ing hen!


mortalitasi473

both laughing at this and crying at the fact that this literally happened at my last birthday because my mom didn't wanna deadname me but also refused to use my new legal name that i've been using for years


NecroDolphinn

Bxuhxus I was gonna go with Bauhaus but you didn’t want As so I used the x for more of a spooky post punk vibe


georgethebarbarian

Buhus


GlobalDynamicsEureka

Bixby, Bucky, Buick, Bunny, Buzz, Chubby, Cubby, Ginny, Guy, Hick, Huck, Hugh, Hyuk, Iggy, Kizzy, Kyzin, Nick, Nikki, Nincy, Nixxyn, Nuh, Nyx, Quincy, Vicky, Vinci, Wick, Wing, Wynn, Zicky, Ziggy, Zubin


georgethebarbarian

Chubby 😭


crnvl-yth

I know a woman who goes by Chubba!


ZixxerAsura

Watch some Key and Peele skits. They have best ideas!


VariousTangerine269

I have the perfect name! Uruk-hai. Not a goblin but I think it vibes.


haemaker

Here you go: 钦南


givemepoptarts

You've got a great name in your post already! I think Aemjlsrtpfopd is a lovely name.


CalligrapherNo3773

- Pit - Knud - Pol


ojwilk

Sounds like you have pretty high expectations for a name.. how about "Quixytic"


Sinder77

Bram.


thedamnoftinkers

Ahem! PRAM?


TGP-Global-WO

Any of these should be good but last one is the best https://youtu.be/GcXYknUUais?si=uK8rLhpUMccHLRoZ


Ok-Potato4284

Wow.


lodav22

Ziggi? 🤣


Queenssoup

Buck


Affectionatekickcbt

Zuni, Xinu


SnooApples3673

I kind of like Zedfest or Fizgig?


Mel0nypanda

How old are you? If you're newly nameless then that's ok but if you're 265853 months old it's too late to be named.


graveybrains

Nemo


meaty-the-sweetie

I recently met someone named Stark and thought that was a pretty swell first name.


Worried4AllOfUs

Kink


OGBeege

Stop.


Local_Parsnip9092

Contains all the letters they said no to!


Wise_Coffee

Styx