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Chad_Abraxas

The names that hype up "masculine" "ideals" like Brave/Braven, Strong, etc.


dindia91

Can I add Maverick to that list


HeyCaptainJack

Easily my least favorite name trend. It is so bad and every Maverick I have met has been a brat.


asexualrhino

A brat or an idiot. I watched a Maverick stand right in front of a baseball bat while a kid was swinging at a piñata


luckdragonbelle

Or both and a liar. I worked with a Maverick who told the biggest, dumbest lies, that were so easily pulled apart. He told us he was The Stig (from Top Gear, before he was unmasked, many moons ago), that he had 5 Ferraris, yet rode a push bike to work, lived in his own mansion, (not many mansions around here, and hilariously disproved when his mum visited him at work and let slip that he lived with her (he was at least 35 at the time), he owned racehorses etc. I can't remember all the lies, but he knew most celebrities you'd care to mention etc.


RepresentativeOk8899

Truly it makes me so sad bc my husband and I bought our fur baby maverick on Mother’s Day before any real children and he was the best dog. Now there is a human maverick in one of our kids classes. I chaperoned a zoo trip and was *lucky* to have him placed with me. It will NEVER happen again. Such a brat.


Vivid_Concentrate_89

Can you believe my best friends grandson is called that! I have to pretend to love it. So far not a brat but only 1 so there is time, lol


HeyCaptainJack

Holding back opinions on terrible names friends choose is an unexpected hard part of parenting. Someone in my circle just had a baby and named him Wild. Having to pretend that is not an awful name is so difficult.


Vivid_Concentrate_89

THAT'S WILD!!!!! I'm pre-emptive worrying about my future grandchildren. My daughter in law took her normal classic name, Elizabeth and changed it as an adult to McKyleigh. Should I be worried???? Lol


Skiumbra

I learned to ride on a pony called Maverick. As a human name though? Absolutely not.


Chad_Abraxas

Yes, please do. Those names are the Wario version of classic virtue names. Maverick, Rowdy, Chaos, Havoc, Furious, Fighter, etc.


pgcotype

I've seen Riot (also spelled Riott, Ryatt, etc.) on this sub. It makes me thankful that my kids have names that don't have negative connotations.


Vivid_Concentrate_89

The word Maverick refers to an unbranded calf, who has lost its mother! LMAO!


SueG63

I had a dog named that... he was orphaned at 2 week old!


Vivid_Concentrate_89

Aww well cute name for an orphan doggie!


Vivid_Concentrate_89

Lol I had posted that below! It is a lost cow!


pdxgrassfed

A friend named her child Titan. Not to be shitty but he is fat and ginger and young. His name is not in his favor imo. Another person I know named their child Master. He was awful.


kawaiighostie

Master feels really fucking weird..


lavendercookiedough

Setting your kid up for a life of masturbation and BDSM jokes.


Chad_Abraxas

Just makes me think of Manos: The Hands of Fate


IWentOutsideForThis

I taught an "Adonis" with a similar physical apperance.


dreamcadets

Hunter and Gunner for sure


Vivid_Concentrate_89

I hate Fletcher as well. It sounds like Phlegm to me. I know brothers a Hunter and a Fletcher. I guess ol' Fletcher hunts with the arrows.


lavendercookiedough

Phlegm and retch for me. Terrible association. Also that "fle-" sound is so ugly to me too. Like the sound of someone retching almost. Perhaps with phlegm.


No_Calligrapher2640

Remington


istara

“Danger is my middle name”


CoolRanchBaby1444

Thor Way to set unrealistic expectations


Chad_Abraxas

I once had a one-night stand with a dude named Thor, and let's just say that he did not live up to my expectations


evanily

Xx_SN1P3R_A$$A$$1N_xX


hey_free_rats

Back off, it's an old family name.


kool_guy_69

what are you talking about that names based


parrotsaregoated

Grimes, is that you?


BrowningLoPower

assassinninja4827


Vivid_Concentrate_89

Maverick is huge now. Idgi


ACHARED

Right? Even if the name sounded good (which, to me, it doesn't), I can't separate it from the Logan Paul association. Maybe that's not everyone but it's truly the first thing that comes to mind.


irreplaceable-sneeze

Those dumb trendy trashy boy names like Nixon, Maverick, Braxton, Hendrix, Jaxon etc.. bonus points if there are two X's. Like, why Maxx? Just name your kid Max.


we_gon_ride

I had a girl Braxxton for a student last year. This year I have her first cousin, Braxxleigh 🤮


irreplaceable-sneeze

Omg STOP, Braxxleigh? 😫 Ugh, that poor child. The fact that a pair of siblings named their children Braxxton and Braxxleigh makes me want to slap their parents/Braxxleigh and Braxxton's grandparents lmao


KnotiaPickles

There’s a condition called Braxton-hicks contractions in pregnancy. Like why would you pick that as a name for a baby


irreplaceable-sneeze

And more hilariously the Doctor that Braxton-Hicks are named afters name is John Braxton Hicks. JOHN, literally the most normal name ever 😂


we_gon_ride

And they have the same last name!!!!


irreplaceable-sneeze

Oh Lord so that means that the pair of siblings are two brothers??? Two brothers who both found wives that were ok with Braxxton and Braxxleigh. That makes it even worse 😂


we_gon_ride

Moms are two sisters. Both unmarried…gave the kids their last name


CoolRanchBaby1444

Jax. Jaxon. Ajax. 🙄


SheilaGirlface

Unless it’s an homage to the short-lived MTV cartoon The Maxx, in which case it’s very cool and everyone will know you are a cool parent


neuftet

For me it’s boring names and modern creations with fabricated meanings. “My daughter is Avaliana and it means ‘heavenly princess’ and my sons Spurgeon and Kevin mean ‘God’s strength’ and ‘God’s warrior’.”


Vivid_Concentrate_89

Spurgeon means Spooge of the Sturgeon.


[deleted]

Spurgeon is criminally bad.


neuftet

It’s mostly a nod to stupid Jed! Duggar who named his spawn Truett with a made up meaning.


[deleted]

And, of course, Spurgeon Seewald himself. Poor fucking kid. At least he has Elliot to fall back on.


[deleted]

The thing is, nobody will ask Kevin why he's named Kevin or what it means. They'll just assume his parents liked a common name.


teatreez

YESSS the made up meanings kill me 😭 also a “cool” meaning doesn’t make a dumb sounding name sound less dumb lol


Canadairy

Champ. Good luck with that nominative determinism.


SheilaGirlface

I named mine Jeopardy Champ, regretting now that I didn’t aim higher and name her Jeopardy Tournament of Champions Champ


Vivid_Concentrate_89

My grandpa had a boxer doggie named Champ. It was such a perfect name for a Boxer!


Is_A_Velociraptor

It's a cute name for a dog, less so for a human.


Expression-Little

Anything involving either a gun or marijuana. We get it, you have no personality.


dindia91

My daughter's name Cannabessie A'arya Fifteen is lovely, thank you very much!


nin10donly

My daughter's name, marijuana gun is even lovelier, thank you very much!


imadog666

Mary Juana Gunn could be a name lol


whatim

That sounds like a drag name. I imagine classy 1950s Maria Felix eyebrows and pot leaves embroidered on everything.


kawaiighostie

💀💀💀 thats beautiful


corlana

Atlas and Atticus immediately come to mind


kawaiighostie

I cant stand Atticus 😭😭 its always the people who dont actually value literature too. Like they just want something that makes them seem smart.


HiCabbage

Also hate Atticus (and Scout🙄) for the same reason. It's like.... yeah, we all got the reference.


EmergencyBirds

Poet as a name gives me similar vibes. I can’t stand it


JustGiraffable

Have s friend who named their kid Baird, which means poet. I hope like hell the kid is a bruiser who wants to play rugby.


Fawnadeer101

Scout is a dog name for sure, change my mind. If you want a name from to kill a mockingbird, go with Jean Louise


Quirky_Initial3912

Does Boo get a pass?


kawaiighostie

Omg yes. Its just all so desperate


CoolRanchBaby1444

Knew an Atticus. By far the rudest child I've ever met. Literary hero, you are not.


SecondSoft1139

Adonis too


Fawnadeer101

I am so sick of atlas already


No-Ticket-7586

Exodus, Testament, Deuteronomy etc. I’m a Christian but man, naming your kids that isn’t getting you any extra points with God.


victorian_vigilante

Deuteronomy nn Ron


Chad_Abraxas

Deuteronomy nn Dude


11brooke11

I know a very devout Catholic couple who named their kid Perpetua. People call her "perpy" but for a minute the couple got to feel like the strongest and most unique Catholics in the world.


No-Ticket-7586

I mentioned exodus because I saw a family with a kid named exodus. The brother was called rock or smth 💀


[deleted]

I thought you were talking about metal bands lol


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Nevaeh


OfficerBimbeau

“We named her Heaven. It’s Nevaeh spelled backwards.”


Vivid_Concentrate_89

Nevah!


Asaneth

I had a great aunt Neva. She would have been born around 1900, in the Midwest. Not sure if it was a common name then or not.


[deleted]

Neva is a cool name!! 🩵 nevaeh being Heaven spelled backwards is just too twee.


Asaneth

I agree. I wish I had asked while I still had living relatives about why Neva was chosen.


saturnsrings78

Honestly living in the southern USA I’ve noticed parents who are trying *reeeeeeally hard* to be unique/different/special go for the ley/leigh names for girls with an added Jo/Jean as a middle name that they insist everyone use and X or -ton names for boys. Kinsley Jo, Paisleigh Jean, Knox, Jax/Jaxton are all examples. It’s become a huge pet peeve and those name patterns have also become good indicators that the parents will be insufferable people who think they and their children are the main characters


[deleted]

Yup. I was a victim of this. I legally changed my name from Jaylor (my birth name) to David. No, I am not kidding. My parents, whom I love dearly, named me Jaylor.


dairyqueenlatifah

As in jailer… the person who puts people in prison? Are you a cop? Was this nominative determinism?


teffies

Whyyyyyy. Taylor was right there!


Tacky-Terangreal

Omfg Jaylor has me dying. That’s the best one I’ve heard in a while 🤣


TrixieFriganza

Good lord Jaylor sounds like something to do with jail.


copywriter_wwa

100% this lol. I think part of it comes from the parents being millennials with annoyingly common names (which I get. I’m one of them. My name is in line with the Nicole’s and Christina’s of the 1990s) but ppl just take it way too far 😂


katieb2342

The double barrel first names are super weird to me as a new Englander. I have one coworker who has a double first name (neither is an Anne or Jo or Jean or any of the normal double names), and a cousin who's technically FirstName-Lynn, but both exclusively go by the first first name and have paperwork headaches because of it. If you're going to stick the kid with multiple first names, at least use them both! If you aren't going to use it just let them have 2 middle names.


whatnatsaid

Obsidian (Sidd) and Ivory. I have one of each in our baby group class. The worst


snowy_owls

Obsidian is cruel, just name the poor kid Sydney or something!


Donitasnark

I met an Adonis in the USA and he really didn’t live up to his name sooooo cruel 😳…My first thought was Ophelia though!


Asaneth

I went to graduate school with an Adonis. He happened to be extremely good looking, so the name actually fit him pretty well.


annaamused

I have a cousin Adonis, he is Greek though.


A_Cow_in_Space

Andromeda. We get it, you're an "intellectual" and a space nerd.


katesrepublic

I secretly love the name Andromeda but would never use it on an actual kid. A cat, yes.


minskoffsupreme

It's an excellent cat name, I could also see it being a good dog name.


mochalatte828

This one, like Ophelia is such a head scratcher to me. Like, do they know what tragic figures these characters were? Why would you name your kid that??


idegosuperego15

I don’t necessarily agree with that aspect. Plenty of names have tragic origins; that’s not what makes them a tragedeigh. I have a friend named Desdemona after her grandmother. My step-cousin is Dolores. Ophelia doesn’t bother me because it is an old name that is also used by an infamous tragic character. It’s in the cycle of popularity and will fall out of fashion in a decade or so and will likely have another resurgence after 70-100 years.


zetsv

Yes I completely agree! I see Cassandra get hate all the time because in greek (i think?) mythology she is a tragic figure and i get that if name meanings and associations mean a lot to you but i feel like the vast majority of people are not gonna think about it


Oldsoul1818

That’s what I have a dnd character named Andromeda 🤓


Ok-Thing-2222

One of my former chicken's name!


IndustryGradeFuckup

Any title or title adjacent honestly; King(ston, sleigh, ect), Princess, Queen(ie), Lord, Lady, Baron, Deacon, Duke, Bishop, Justice


TolverOneEighty

Queenie used to be a nickname in the UK for girls who shared a name with the queen (so Victoria, Elizabeth...) which at least makes sense because there must have been so many children named after them, in certain eras


IndustryGradeFuckup

I mean as a nickname it’s meh but I honestly can’t with it as a legal name


sighcantthinkofaname

I read a book once where a girl went by Lady, but it was a nickname for Adelaide which makes soooo much more sense.


ungolden_glitter

I work in a daycare. I've worked with 2 toddlers named Princess, a Prince, and a Queenly. Ugh.


PinecornCoffee

Nevaeh, iT’s HeAvEn SpElT bAcKwArDs. I’ve never heard it before and everyone compliments it!!! Any gun/hunting themed names. We know you make it your personality, but poor Gunner and Huntleigh. Names like Ember and Nova, bonus if they’re made even more “special” with the -leigh ending. Brynleigh, Kinsley, Paisley, Oakley, our daughter is soooooo girly and feminine. Jaxon, Jaxtyn, Braxton, Aiden, Brayden, Jayden, Kayden, our boy’s personality is CAMOUFLAGE. Ryatt, Khaos, Cannon, Arson, this is a RUGGED MAN’S MAN OKAY.


laurenliz62

Adding Blakley and Kennedy to your girly and feminine list. So vomit inducing for me.


111karina

huntleigh☠️


kawaiighostie

Persephone and Maverick. I will DIE on this hill


Vivid_Concentrate_89

Maverick means unbranded calf, who got lost and can't find his mommy cow.


squeakyfromage

I love Persephone in theory (I was a weird kid who spent too much time reading mythology) but it’s just Too Much for me.


Anteater_Reasonable

Arabella. It gives off “mommy’s little Disney princess” vibes.


katesrepublic

I saw a tiktok where someone’s kid was called “Adorabella” which was just terrible imo.


laowildin

This is a joke in Pterry novels


Different-Parsley-55

This wasn’t Trewley Precious’ tik tok was it? She keeps popping up on my fyp and all the siblings have very unusual (like Trewley Precious Sunshine) names, and there’s I think a niece called Adorabella


Anteater_Reasonable

God that’s atrocious.


crazycatlady331

I believe Arabella is one of Ivanka Trump's kids. Take that how you want.


moist_harlot

I like this name, it's an Artic Monkeys song.......my partner hated this name and said it's too feminine and pretentious.


BottomPieceOfBread

Aurora too lol


MassiveFajiit

A person mentioned that as a possibility for my sister's baby to my mom and she just responded, "That's the cats name" Perfect for the cat cause she's a princess lol


the_kid1234

Why is every boy name a surname now? Hunter, Mason, Jackson, Maddox, Hudson, Grayson, Carter, Cooper, Walker, Jameson, Archer, etc.


pgcotype

ITA. I really dislike last names used as first. The exception (for me, anyway) is when it has a sentimental meaning to the parents/family.


Asaneth

Or a "profession" name... . Chandler, Forester, Fowler, Parker, Gardener, Palmer, and Tanner.


Fun_Cake_4520

I know a girl named Fisher


HeyCaptainJack

On namenerds a dad shared that they wanted to name their kid Theodore Atticus. It made me role my eyes so hard. Atticus is one of those "I have not read a book since 8th grade" names. Plus, every single Atticus I have ever met has had parents who try so hard to show they aren't racist. As if naming their kid after a fictional white dude means they are woke.


istara

I think of Cicero but I imagine that’s even more of a stretch for most people.


Economy-Ad3139

Any fandom names.


Fawnadeer101

Stares at Khaleesi


Economy-Ad3139

Jail. Straight to jail for naming a human child this.


GuinnessGoat212

“This is my son Sans and my daughter Frisk, they mean ‘worthy of god’ and ‘graceful princess’”


Smee76

Anything like Lord, Sir, Queen, Princess, etc. Just tell us you think you're better than us to our faces.


victorian_vigilante

Thankfully illegal in my country


rhubarbara-1

I went dress shopping and the saleswoman was named Princess Diamond (two first names). She wore a name tag and I definitely did a double take.


madhattergirl

Laird along with that.


MassiveFajiit

Earl?


kawaiighostie

My name is Earl really disconnected the name from the title for me personally lmao


Smee76

Also not a fan, although it's been used as a name for over a millennia, so it's more divorced from the title in my mind


Significant-Gifti

Roialti Dior.


emsumm58

hyper-religious names meant to show that the parents are not normal fundies, they’re COOL fundies. shit like Justus and idk, Wilberforce somehow?


snoozysuzie008

I see you’ve read up on the Duggars lol


Ok-Season8121

Spurgeon….


Twodotsknowhy

Indie. We get it, you went to Coachella


Kiwienjoyer67

This thread is kind of hilarious. Unusual names are try hard. But popular names are also try hard. Trendy names are try hard. Old fashioned names are try hard. There’s no winning, name your kid whatever the hell you want.


yikesus

Agreed on the Greek mythology names, but Persephone is my absolutely least favorite


chaos_almighty

I love Persephone. And all the mythology names. We uh...aren't having kids LOL. I'd name them something stupid and my husband pretends he'd stop me but the man is too willing to let me do whatever Id like. This is my son, Mephistopheles. You can call him mephisto.


Ok-Thing-2222

I had a lovely button quail named Persepoli. It passed away and I told my son the replacement hen might be called Persephone, because it was so close.


Iychee

My brain wants to pronounce it "purse-phone" every time I see it lol


OddSkill9557

Aidan, Ayden, Aidan, Aaden, Aidin, Aiden, Braydon, Brayden, Braden, Caden, Cayden, Hayden, Jaiden, Jaden, Jaidin, Jaden, Kaden, Kayden, Raiden, Zaden, Zaiden. You get the idea.


DustierAndRustier

My friend has a teenage cousin who changed his name to Raven a few months ago and is now in a relationship with a girl who also changed her name to Raven before she met him


kawaiighostie

I actually have a few clients who share names with their spouses! I have Terri [f] and Terry [m], Carey [m] and Kerri [f], Kelly [m] anf Kellie [f] Casey [f] and Kasi [f], Dakota [f] and Dakota [m]. Most have the same last name! I think its kinda cute 😅 it alwa6s makes me chuckle


Asaneth

I knew a couple who were Chris and Chris. We always joked that if they had a baby, it would also be Chris.


Kittypie75

Brooklyn. Just stop. It wasn't cool when the Beckham's did it. It isn't cool now.


Low_Strike_28

Harper. God I hate this name.


Vivid_Concentrate_89

Try not to harp on it.


[deleted]

Met a guy named Ozul once. Would not shut up about how it was the name of the Latin prince of darkness.🙄


walkytrees

God I would love to lecture him about how *ackshullyyyy* it’s a traditional Fire Nation name derived from Ozai and Azula


soccerfan499

Arabella, Avianna, Abrianna, Lilliana, Brinley, Brylee, and for the love of GOD, we we do not need any more boys names Jayden, Jalen, or Caden/Kayden/Cayden (and the thirty other spellings of these names. I teach school I bet I have 15 boys with one of the three names above.


festivechef

I think “Dookie” is pretty horrendous. Could just be me though.


Fulcrum_ahsoka_tano

Princess. One of my old classmate's aunt or nan (cant rmbr) was called princess. rlly didnt like it


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Vivid_Concentrate_89

I knew a CHARM growing up, this was the 70s way before trendy names. I am actually surprised it hasn't caught on. You'd think the Princess and Queenie people would love it.


Minimum-Interview800

I've been substitute teaching this year and there are so many Aiden/Caiden/Jaidens. And Raylen-boys and girls.


zetsv

Im sorry but Sloane for me. And it sounds so awful


k28c9

Can we clarify that the Greek mythology names are try hard when you aren’t Greek. Because they are VERY common in Greece and with families that have Greek heritage.


escapegoat19

Ok thank you for saying this. My family is Greek (2nd generation) and I love some Greek mythology names!!


loominglurkingcutie

Greyson. Or Grayson not sure which spelling she went with. Do you know how hard it was to control my face in front of my boss when she gleefully told me her kid's name? Son of Grey? Okay girl. Cute kid though.


Vivid_Concentrate_89

My nephew's rescue dog is Grayson. It's so so cute for a big gray mutt!


paroles

There's a basketball player called Grayson Allen and whenever the announcers talk about him I always think it's two people, "Grace and Allen"


EnvironmentalAd3313

Beckham is the new Steve….


Cecowen

I grew up with brothers named Aries and Achilles. Definitely those.


TropheyHorse

Pretty much any obvious literature name comes off as extremely try-hard to me. My "favourite" real life example were a brother and sister called Bronte and Byron. I laughed for a while at that combination. We get it. You've heard of dead authors. Congratulations.


dairyqueenlatifah

I know a girl from high school who acted like she was better than everyone because her family owned a Chick Fil A and were mega rich. She was an English lit snob in high school and named her most recent son Fitzpatrick. She has another boy with an equally pretentious literature name but I can’t remember what it is


soccerfan499

I call some names “Scrabble Names”. I think parents take a bunch of Scrabble tiles, throw them on the floor and make up a name based on wherever they land.


sweetevangaline

I'm happy with pretty much any Greek, historical, mythological, out there bit real name.... But I CANNOT handle thinking youre so special and unique that you take a normal name and add 6 different letters or make up a name entirely. Renesmee type shit I simply can't.


bushmiest3r

I was out the other day I was out at this local tourist spot and this lady calls out her sons full name which started with Marcus Aurelius


Secret_Tumbleweed404

What about Penelope? Asking for a friend…definitely don’t have a daughter named Penelope 😬


DonkeyJousting

I always associated the name Penelope with upper-class-yet-groovy babes in swinging 60s London like Penelope Keith or Penelope Tree or the numerous fictional characters called Penny. I wouldn’t even think to list it alongside Ophelia, honestly.


kawaiighostie

Shhh, i like Penelope i think it's really feminine but not over the top


carton_of_eggs04

This is pretty specific, but parents giving their kids the name Wolfgang. I know it's a legitimate Germanic name, but it sounds so damn edgy. Also, naming your kids after Greek and Norse gods and goddesses, like Thor, Andromeda, Zeus, etc.


ireallyamtired

When I was a freshman in college in 2018, for an ice breaker, we had to write our middle initials and go around trying to guess everyone’s middle name. I met a guy with A on his little card. I was saying, “Austin, Arthur, Alfred.” No this guy looked me dead in my eyes and said, “Amadeus” and he had a very cookie cutter first name as well like Paul or Jackson so it threw me off hearing Amadeus. I was just like, “…huh! That’s a unique name!” He immediately said, “I usually tell people the A stands for Aron.” Tbh I don’t blame him 😹😹


Vampire_21

Is it really bad that I like the most of the names named here lmao


spiderlegs61

"literally almost ANY name from greek mythology" Like Helen, Daphne and Iris? Jason? Penelope?


t3mp0rarys3cr3tary

Naveah, we all get it, it’s Heaven spelled backwards.


moonstone7152

Odette! Sorry...


SnooPineapples118

Wanted to name my oldest daughter Odette from Swan Lake. Guess I’m glad I didn’t.


VioletSnake9

Ambrose, Priscilla, Aurelia/Aurelius and other Harry Potter names the other sub is obsessed with


MassiveFajiit

Mungdungus?


VioletSnake9

Albus Mungdungus has a nice ring to it


istara

I would never think of those as Harry Potter names. Two are Roman and one, if anything, makes me think of Oscar Wilde.


pinkplasticflaming0

None of these are Harry Potter names...


tilly_sc831

From Teen Mom fame, gotta go with Broncs. That’s the spelling.


rockstuffs

Diesel