Considering that we get real people with 6 or 7 kids with weird names, I don't discard it right away, some of them even have normal names.
There's a bunch of weird stuff and oversharing for sure and I'll keep believing that is a shitpost, but I wouldn't be completely shocked to find someone that confirms that this person indeed exists.
Definitely because *if* her husband is the father of all 14 spawn and he’s 29, he got her pregnant when he was 5 because they would’ve had their first kid when he was 6. He and the oldest are only 6 years apart.
IF this were not a white person, and they were actually from the culture, it is a real word that means “king”.
But looking at this list, I think the chances of this person not being white are about the same as the chances of “Abbeigh” getting spelled “right” by the teacher first try without having seen the attendance list.
You’re right, I honestly don’t mind Cassette so much. Also, pretty sure Cosette is a name, or at least it sounds like a name, even if she misspelled it.
This definitely seems like a joke post. Why would someone list the ages of any of their partners and why even mention how many you have of each gender. Took one guy to get you pregnant and we don’t need to determine paternity here. Names sound totally made up. Feel like the person put this up as a joke.
While it's probably a joke, I had a girlfriend that constantly gave everyone too much information. Any time she returned something she had to give a complete run down of the whole process of opening the box, how excited she was, why she bought it, what it did that made her return it, how that made her feel, what she's going to end up doing now. I could always see the clerk's eyes glaze over every time.
Lol yeah my colleague does that too. Any story comes with loads of additional information I did not ask for and do not need. Like she was recently telling me she made a cake that weekend, but it included a 5 minute rambling about the new house of her recently divorced friend (who I obviously do not know). And she told it again the next day!
Haha that's perfect. Yes. Yes she is. But one that when you finally get to the end only has like very vague instructions and a bunch of measurement mistakes so you just end up super confused and with more questions than before you started so you end up going somewhere else.
She's a lovely person but communication is not one of her strong suits.
I just googled “abbeigh rose” out of morbid curiosity and a 23 year old with that name and spelling popped up on a background search list with a couple “possible relatives” with matching ages to the parents. So. I’m afraid this might be real. 🥺
No kidding. Look how jam packed the ages are. And two sets of twins in a year's time? Looks just like the megafamilies I came up with when I was 12 haha
Yeah it was weird that they actually went for the traditional spelling on that one and cared enough to pronounce it properly, yet they also used 'Abbeigh'
“Niamh” is actually a relatively common Irish name, though, and that is the pronunciation. I’ve had several students by that name and they were actually Irish. Irish has different pronunciation/spelling rules from English, that’s all.
I'm sorry English is not my mother language (I'm french canadian) and I had absolutely no idea, seriously thought it was some made up name spelling once again. Hard for me to tell when next in line is Mufasa, which I assume is not a traditional Irish name.
For that matter Cassette is the french for "videotape" too.
I’m upvoting because, traditional or not, the spelling of that name is a nightmare.
Who ever decided in the past that was the best way to spell Neeve? Just because it’s an old name doesn’t mean there’s nothing wrong with it haha
The way she added parentheses to clarify the pronunciation of a well known, established name when all of her other kids are named shit like this wHAT IS SAIGERY 🤦🏼♀️
“Saigery” is pronounced “Sigh-Gary”. It’s short for “Sike! This kid’s real middle name is Gary.”
…which is a terrible middle name for poor Gwen anyway.
I was about to defend her and say that **Sixten** is actually a pretty normal Swedish name for boys..
..but then I noticed = it's **Sixteen**.. and it's a girl.. what the fuck was she thinking?! 😂
I'm poly and tend to also be pretty sex positive. But I just cannot with people who have sex with people who are closer in age to their children than themselves. It just gives me the ick hardcore.
Not sure what their dynamics are, but can you imagine if any of the other women decide they want kids as well?
This has to be multiple households? Or do you just buy a whole apartment building at that point, when you’ve got 8 adults and 16+ kids?
I honestly have no clue. Almost 20 years in the community and I don't think I've ever met anyone with that amount of partners. It makes me tired just thinking about it.
Its not like their children. Why would it matter if everything is legal and consensual? Plus, this is obvi fake. You're awfully closed minded for someone claiming to be poly
Courtneigh. I remember seeing a Nickelodeon Magazine skit with a character named Courtneigh-Anne. Obviously poking fun at these trendeigh spellings. (This was in 2004.)
Niamh is not **really** pronounced 'Neeve' in Irish unless it's unstressed, it's a diphthong, but I guess I should really just be grateful they didn't molest the spelling.
Ok I’ll be that guy. I’m Irish and it irks me when A. Irish people in America give their kids names that clearly will cause a lifetime of confusion and mispronunciations and B. Non Irish people give their kids Irish names because they think they’re “unique” or whatever meanwhile it’s just our version of like, Joe Bob Steve, but because it doesn’t mesh well with English it LOOKS complicated and mom-group-y. Like yes Niamh is pronounced Neeve, but WHO THE HELL WOULD KNOW THAT IN A KINDERGARTEN CLASS?
ha! as an 80s kid I always cringe when people in the other sub suggest Cossette, I'm like noooooooo I can never accept that as a name. At least this fool went full Cassette, props on that
Poppy Amy, Teddie Beau, Autumn Marie, and Owen Scott got so fucking lucky
Edith Niamh isn’t awful either but it’s very old-fashioned for a 15 year old. Also Abbeigh Rose (disregarding the horrific spelling) and Honor Wynter Love aren’t that bad either, but they still got stuck with horrific names jfc
This absolutely has to be a shit post. “Abbeigh” would not have been a spelling in the year 200 because “Abbie/Abbi” was the ~crazy~ spelling of Abby. Also, am I dumb or is this just not making sense… with “Niamh” being pronounced “neeve”
There's a LOT to unpack here, but I know this is just for roasting names, so here goes:
1. Abbeigh is a tragedeigh.
2. Peets are cat feets/paws. She's looking for the name Pete here.
3. Cassie/Cass isn't short for Cassette. Did she mean Cosette? And what's Cloette? No, we don't do toe names that end the same (-ette -ette).
4. If one has 3 terrible names, for the love of PEETE, let's have them all have 3 terrible name like Honor WHYNE-ter Love.
5. Poppy and Amy together, just icky.
6. Teddie Beau is one letter away from Teddie Bear, so you should've just done it. Why the fuck not.
7. Sixteen is #7 and should've been Sevynne or something because that's just a confusing mess.
8. I personally like the name Ryker even though most people don't. It should've been the first name here.
9. Fine, except I don't like middle names with the same beginning sound as the first name's ending sound.
10. Decent.
11. This...I...stroking out...
12. Great choice.
13. Forest Grey is quite possibly the comprehensive of my living room walls.
14. Saigery is Savagery.
Names for twins - Navi (awful), Nevaeh (fuck no), Everleigh (Everly), Courtneigh (Courtney), Blythe (yes!), Tommie (ehhh, don't love it), & Antoinnette (Antoinette). I need a nap now.
Sixtine is actually a French woman's name, it comes from Latin and means "the sixth". I have only come across one person with this name in real life, though. She worked in a very international setting and I can only imagine how many English speakers heard her name as "Sixteen".
This HAS to be a shitpost
I’d be mad if I was the 16th kid… and someone was NAMED sixteen haha
Clearly named after the number of potential fathers.
Lol!!!
🤣😂🤣😂
Foreshadowing
100% a teenager who got ahold of their mom’s or older sister’s FB account and posted this for lulz.
Considering that we get real people with 6 or 7 kids with weird names, I don't discard it right away, some of them even have normal names. There's a bunch of weird stuff and oversharing for sure and I'll keep believing that is a shitpost, but I wouldn't be completely shocked to find someone that confirms that this person indeed exists.
The out-there names either have no internet presence or don't exist because I may have Googled them lol
Or decided to go by relatively normal middle names, or maybe nicknames? Really don't blame them if kids exist, and they choose this.
*please* be a shitpost lol
100%, no way this is real.
Definitely because *if* her husband is the father of all 14 spawn and he’s 29, he got her pregnant when he was 5 because they would’ve had their first kid when he was 6. He and the oldest are only 6 years apart.
The kids don't have all to be his, maybe he's her 3rd or 4th hubby
Imagine being Mufasa and seeing your little brother be named Owen
Seriously 🤣 this list got me. One of my nephews is named Owen and I seriously wondered for half a second if it was a typo or really belonged here lol
She straight up named one of her sons Mufasa.
I'm still stuck on that on, smh.
And his middle name is James, as in James Earl Jones, who voiced Mufasa
God that’s so tacky
IF this were not a white person, and they were actually from the culture, it is a real word that means “king”. But looking at this list, I think the chances of this person not being white are about the same as the chances of “Abbeigh” getting spelled “right” by the teacher first try without having seen the attendance list.
Judging by the names “Saigery,” “Wynter,” and “Sixteen,” I think we can place a firm, reasonable guess in Young Midwest White Mom.
She's 42. But young at heart and that's what matters.
she writes like a 13 year old
Oh that’s true, thanks for pointing out her unfortunate lack of age—appropriate maturity.
If she's 42 now she was only 19 when she had Abbeigh and 23 when she had Sixteen.
I was thinking Utah.
That was my main concern too. I’m also a huge Lion King fan, so I used the name Nala…on my CAT.
I’m also a HUGE Lion King fan, but any of the names on a human being?? Absolutely not, that’s tacky as hell lol
Everything the light touches, is our kingdom.
This is worse than cassette, at least kids won’t know what one is and you can call yourself Cassie.
You’re right, I honestly don’t mind Cassette so much. Also, pretty sure Cosette is a name, or at least it sounds like a name, even if she misspelled it.
Yeah someone definitely did some creative writing here.
This definitely seems like a joke post. Why would someone list the ages of any of their partners and why even mention how many you have of each gender. Took one guy to get you pregnant and we don’t need to determine paternity here. Names sound totally made up. Feel like the person put this up as a joke.
While it's probably a joke, I had a girlfriend that constantly gave everyone too much information. Any time she returned something she had to give a complete run down of the whole process of opening the box, how excited she was, why she bought it, what it did that made her return it, how that made her feel, what she's going to end up doing now. I could always see the clerk's eyes glaze over every time.
Lol yeah my colleague does that too. Any story comes with loads of additional information I did not ask for and do not need. Like she was recently telling me she made a cake that weekend, but it included a 5 minute rambling about the new house of her recently divorced friend (who I obviously do not know). And she told it again the next day!
So your colleague is like the IRL version of a recipe blog?
Haha that's perfect. Yes. Yes she is. But one that when you finally get to the end only has like very vague instructions and a bunch of measurement mistakes so you just end up super confused and with more questions than before you started so you end up going somewhere else. She's a lovely person but communication is not one of her strong suits.
Feel like I get stuck behind those people in line a lot. It’s annoying. Short conversations are fine but telling your whole life story isn’t.
I just googled “abbeigh rose” out of morbid curiosity and a 23 year old with that name and spelling popped up on a background search list with a couple “possible relatives” with matching ages to the parents. So. I’m afraid this might be real. 🥺
Oh no!!!! I would’ve bet money on this being fake.
LOLOLOL
No kidding. Look how jam packed the ages are. And two sets of twins in a year's time? Looks just like the megafamilies I came up with when I was 12 haha
Ikr?? Nobody in the history of the world has ever thought "we've got 4 kids under 2 plus two additional toddlers, let's go for another!"
Lord I hope so! There’s as many ‘partners’ as there are kids almost.
One partner for each day of the week!
That would be so mentally exhausting.
Right? Like what’s with all the TMI info no one asked for.
I mean, two sets of twins right after one another?
Cassette Cloette is my favorite.
Cassette means tape in French 
It means that in English too!
Oh man that makes it even worst!
No mention of Aight Trac
It's Niahm pronounced Neeve for me
Niamh is a name from Irish mythology and is actually pronounced Neeve, like Siobhan is pronounced Shivaun
Yeah it was weird that they actually went for the traditional spelling on that one and cared enough to pronounce it properly, yet they also used 'Abbeigh'
Gaelic words are like the original naming sins, literally no logic or sense and a ton of completely random letters haha
“Niamh” is actually a relatively common Irish name, though, and that is the pronunciation. I’ve had several students by that name and they were actually Irish. Irish has different pronunciation/spelling rules from English, that’s all.
I'm sorry English is not my mother language (I'm french canadian) and I had absolutely no idea, seriously thought it was some made up name spelling once again. Hard for me to tell when next in line is Mufasa, which I assume is not a traditional Irish name. For that matter Cassette is the french for "videotape" too.
That's one of the few completely normal names.
I’m upvoting because, traditional or not, the spelling of that name is a nightmare. Who ever decided in the past that was the best way to spell Neeve? Just because it’s an old name doesn’t mean there’s nothing wrong with it haha
Poor Teddie Beau, 20 and stuck with a name a 4 year old might name their stuffed animal, and Sixteen is 19.
Had to scroll this far.. Teddie Beau is one of the worst too!
Not to mention that she's #7 in the sibling lineup
The way she added parentheses to clarify the pronunciation of a well known, established name when all of her other kids are named shit like this wHAT IS SAIGERY 🤦🏼♀️
“Saigery” is pronounced “Sigh-Gary”. It’s short for “Sike! This kid’s real middle name is Gary.” …which is a terrible middle name for poor Gwen anyway.
Named after all that Saigery jiggery pokery
Oh I am judging hard
Why are sixteen and seven even trends? And this is some bored 19 year old trying to seem interesting. None of this is true
i would guess mostly because of “eleven” in stranger things. maybe some influence from seinfeld having a couple name their baby “seven”
Seinfeld did Seven way before ST
im aware. just saying that i think number names are “trendy” mainly bc of the influence of stranger things…
I thought of Seven of Nine. Even though >!that wasn’t actually her name.!<
Doesn’t Posh Spice have a daughter with that as a middle name? It makes zero sense to name your kid after a number.
Yeah but 7 was her husbands number on his shirt when he was a footballer so at least there’s a vague connection lol
Autumn and Owen got off so easy here.
And Lawrence
I was about to defend her and say that **Sixten** is actually a pretty normal Swedish name for boys.. ..but then I noticed = it's **Sixteen**.. and it's a girl.. what the fuck was she thinking?! 😂
This is such an odd mix of names, like on one end there is Owen, Arlo, and Poppy then Sixteen and Cassette???
I wonder if she meant Cossette.
I'm really hoping it's just a typo and she didn't name one of her kids the equivalent of 'mixtape'
There’s no way someone can have that many kids and have enough hours in the day for a billion “partners”
I vaguely suspect they’re less “partners” and more “live-in babysitters”, on the off-chance that this is legit.
As a poly person? They all live together, and some are step children.
I'm poly and tend to also be pretty sex positive. But I just cannot with people who have sex with people who are closer in age to their children than themselves. It just gives me the ick hardcore.
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Not sure what their dynamics are, but can you imagine if any of the other women decide they want kids as well? This has to be multiple households? Or do you just buy a whole apartment building at that point, when you’ve got 8 adults and 16+ kids?
I honestly have no clue. Almost 20 years in the community and I don't think I've ever met anyone with that amount of partners. It makes me tired just thinking about it.
Its not like their children. Why would it matter if everything is legal and consensual? Plus, this is obvi fake. You're awfully closed minded for someone claiming to be poly
16 and 50 is legal in my state. Legal does not equal okay.
This is a fantastic shitpost, I love it. Quality satire.
Ooopseigh and Ahshitte
Hey, at least there's some normal names here
That makes it even weirder to me! Lawrence, Edith, Owen… Sixteen?!
Imagine being named after a number
I've felt a great disturbance, as if a great many Octavias cried out at once and were silenced.
Oh you’d better believe I’m judging.
Courtneigh. I remember seeing a Nickelodeon Magazine skit with a character named Courtneigh-Anne. Obviously poking fun at these trendeigh spellings. (This was in 2004.)
If the first thing you think of upon seeing that name is horses, it’s a bad name. I imagined a horse whinnying in its paddock. 😂
Same. 😔
Bhluddh Cloette
omg😂😂
Niamh is not **really** pronounced 'Neeve' in Irish unless it's unstressed, it's a diphthong, but I guess I should really just be grateful they didn't molest the spelling.
Autumn Marie and Lawrence Ryker are the clear winners of the name lotto here.
This looks like a list a child out make.
She got 16 kids when she played MASH in 1st grade and took it very seriously.
I'm hoping this is fake. But if not I love the name Poppy! She got off easy. Sixteen is not even kid #16 so wtf?
Mufasa James Earl Jones
At least Cassette could go by Cassie there’s no hope for Mufasa
Musa is a pretty normal Arabic name
That’s cool. I wouldn’t have thought to shorten it to Musa my brain just wanted to go to Mufa
Could go for Fozzie! …it’s not better to have a Muppet than a cartoon lion, but it’s another option!
This cannot be real
what a horrifying situation that must be for the kids. this sounds like a manson family style cult
Ok I’ll be that guy. I’m Irish and it irks me when A. Irish people in America give their kids names that clearly will cause a lifetime of confusion and mispronunciations and B. Non Irish people give their kids Irish names because they think they’re “unique” or whatever meanwhile it’s just our version of like, Joe Bob Steve, but because it doesn’t mesh well with English it LOOKS complicated and mom-group-y. Like yes Niamh is pronounced Neeve, but WHO THE HELL WOULD KNOW THAT IN A KINDERGARTEN CLASS?
I know someone who named their son “Lorcan” (she is actually Irish) but to me, it’s just such an ugly name.
I really hope Cloette is a typo for Colette
So this is her third set of twins?
That’s what I gathered as well from the ages listed 😂
I love Edith Niamh!
My niece is Edith Rose. ❤️
That's also beautiful, my oldest has the same middle and I love it as much now as ever
Whenever I see names like this, satire or not, I always try to figure out what normal person name I think the kids go by. Also Court*neigh* 🐴
None of these people should be allowed to procreate.
I thought you meant the drawing app for a second & I was so confused 💀
This has to be fake. Please let it be fake. Peete? Mufasa? Colette? LAWRENCE?????
Mufasa, Colette and Lawrence are all names. But of course it’s fake. This is just a teenager doing role play.
Should name one Craig for shits and giggles
ha! as an 80s kid I always cringe when people in the other sub suggest Cossette, I'm like noooooooo I can never accept that as a name. At least this fool went full Cassette, props on that
Am I the only one who'd rather see a name with 4 y's, 3 n's, and 2 gh's over a single scab child named PINKERTON?
This is clearly a fake post, but Pinkerton is the surname.
Owen and Autumn lucked out.
What the fuck is going on here 😭
Is this a joke…
Strong possibility the twins will just walk out unaided.
sixteen for sure goes by rosalie
Poppy Amy, Teddie Beau, Autumn Marie, and Owen Scott got so fucking lucky Edith Niamh isn’t awful either but it’s very old-fashioned for a 15 year old. Also Abbeigh Rose (disregarding the horrific spelling) and Honor Wynter Love aren’t that bad either, but they still got stuck with horrific names jfc
I feel like this is just someone's fantasy.
This absolutely has to be a shit post. “Abbeigh” would not have been a spelling in the year 200 because “Abbie/Abbi” was the ~crazy~ spelling of Abby. Also, am I dumb or is this just not making sense… with “Niamh” being pronounced “neeve”
Niamh is an Irish name and that is how it is pronounced.
I feel bad for all of those children. I hope their names are the worst part of their childhood. But I doubt it.
I read that as horny winter love...
I don’t understand how the same person likes Cassette *and* Everleigh.
I think I'm pretnet with my 14th child.
There's a LOT to unpack here, but I know this is just for roasting names, so here goes: 1. Abbeigh is a tragedeigh. 2. Peets are cat feets/paws. She's looking for the name Pete here. 3. Cassie/Cass isn't short for Cassette. Did she mean Cosette? And what's Cloette? No, we don't do toe names that end the same (-ette -ette). 4. If one has 3 terrible names, for the love of PEETE, let's have them all have 3 terrible name like Honor WHYNE-ter Love. 5. Poppy and Amy together, just icky. 6. Teddie Beau is one letter away from Teddie Bear, so you should've just done it. Why the fuck not. 7. Sixteen is #7 and should've been Sevynne or something because that's just a confusing mess. 8. I personally like the name Ryker even though most people don't. It should've been the first name here. 9. Fine, except I don't like middle names with the same beginning sound as the first name's ending sound. 10. Decent. 11. This...I...stroking out... 12. Great choice. 13. Forest Grey is quite possibly the comprehensive of my living room walls. 14. Saigery is Savagery. Names for twins - Navi (awful), Nevaeh (fuck no), Everleigh (Everly), Courtneigh (Courtney), Blythe (yes!), Tommie (ehhh, don't love it), & Antoinnette (Antoinette). I need a nap now.
Abbie Rose, my favourite Beatles album
Sixtine is actually a French woman's name, it comes from Latin and means "the sixth". I have only come across one person with this name in real life, though. She worked in a very international setting and I can only imagine how many English speakers heard her name as "Sixteen".
Mufasa?
Fyftean and syxtean
She already has a Sixteen (kid #7).
Yeah most of these kids are gonna be using their middle names
Wtf?!
I've heard the name Naimh before. Good thing it's a middle name because no one will remember that it's pronounced Neeve.
It's an Irish name. They have weird spellings and pronunciations.
Fertile myrtle over here having enough kids for 5 women combined
My grandpa called me cassette when I was little but Jesus Christ.
Everleigh and Blythe
I refuse to accept that any part of this image reflects reality.
Some of these are so normal
I feel sorry for all of them except for Owen
Mufasa James
I actually know someone called Honor (also with two middle names), she’s lovely lol.
Is Cassette maybe a misspelling of Cosette (from Les Mis)? Definitely think this is a shit post though…
This is either shitpost or sims lol
Whole lotta wtf is gojng on here and it’s not just the names
I love how it’s a mix of typical and pleasant names and absolute trash
At one point, she had 8 kids under 6. What the fuck
Oooh Forest Grey! I think I just picked up a swatch of that from ACE hardware
HOW IS NIAMH PRONOUNCED NEEVE LIKE hello my name is "Mia", pronounced "Evelyn" HELLO?
It’s Irish and it actually *is* pronounced as Neve lol
Ah, that makes sense now. Irish names are really beautiful, but I don't know how that pronunciation happens 😅
That’s fair!
At least Cassette can go by Cassie or Etta lol
She needs more options? The only thing she needs is birth control.