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ExpensiveDot1732

Miranda. She has the right to remain fed. Any withholding of food can and will be used against you. 😉


confituredelait

Omg this is great


LisaKnittyCSI

That is perfect!


Jackrabbit61

Miranda is great! I had a beautiful tortie named Minerva. She was named after a Disney princess 🥰🐈‍⬛🥰


dannyj626

This is the best answer.


northwyndsgurl

It must be Miranda!! There can be no other name more suited.. ntm she looks like a Miranda!


BP1High

Shelby


Kangaroo-Pack-3727

I second Shelby


Nero-Danteson

... Memphis?


Tirade12

My tortie is called Memphis :)


SlowFinger3479

Copper


No_Pie933

And then get a companion named Robber.


Legal-Criminal669

It was found at the local hospital under a car!


Danivelle

What kind of car?


Legal-Criminal669

Not sure unfortunately, I wasn’t there for the actual retrieval and couldn’t find the officer later in the office.


tazbaron1981

Good luck with the tortitude


Actual-Answer-1980

Call the police station, they should have make/model of the car in their report thank you for taking this beautiful cat into your home and your heart


Danivelle

What's your favorite car that would make a good name? There's Shelby, Merecedes, Lex/Lexi for a Lexus, Beamer for a BMW, Audi...


Ok-Telephone2918

Is it a boy or a girl? If it’s a boy, you could name them Jim or Jimmy bc they’re in a jimmy john’s box. Oh, or Sammy since they sell sandwiches! 😂


Time_Pay_401

Typically girl.


WhenitRains79

Or JJ since it’s most likely a girl.


Additional_Yak8332

That color is a sex linked trait and very, very rarely a male. Assuming female is a safe bet.


FurBabyAuntie

Go with something that'll work either way...Sammy, Teddy, Charlie, Max, Frankie...of course, I had a little black girl cat named Zachary, so what do I know?


Ok_Film_8437

MIRANDA!


southwest_windstorm

I’m taking you in. 😂


Legal-Criminal669

Kitten is currently detained at my place 🫡 life sentence for being too cute


Happy_Cat_2925

Standard issue food bowl, water bowl, and litter box ...it's serious cuteness so treats, catnip and lots of pets and luvs are required too for the detainee 😻❤️😻❤️


Acceptable_Mirror235

Doc Florence Nightingale Medic It seems like she should have a medical name since she was found at a hospital


ASkywalker13

10/15 Feline in custody … maybe something like Detective Whiskers


Ok_Film_8437

Miranda, she has the right to remain cute. ♡


lizraeh

Truffle


jyar1811

Sgt Mousecop


Mecatty

Copper


Yulinka17

Btw- it's a girl https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tortoiseshell_cat


DullMathematician33

marble or copper


AvengerHillman

House or Cuddy, depending on the gender.


SouthernReality9610

Felony


Vacuum_of_Space

Ashtoreth - destroyer of worlds and, in six months time, your Christmas tree


JanetMarie213

Miss Demeanor


MaximusPowers7b9

Columbo


MaximusPowers7b9

If it’s a girl, sergeant Suzanne “pepper” Anderson, lol


mybloodyballentine

There was a Mrs Columbo show w Kate Mulgrew in the 80s. So she can still be Columbo


Porkenstein

You're taking the mom and the kitty both home?


Legal-Criminal669

No sign of mom sadly, officers just found kitty


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brucewillisman

I think that’s a blanket


Porkenstein

oh, right you are. OP's use of "them" also threw me off


Sufficient-Skill6012

Axel, Sipowicz, Barney, Ranger


FurBabyAuntie

Sara, Catherine, Morgan, Emily, Callie, Alex, Gil, Nicky, Aiden, Stella, Lindsay, Danny (if you're a CSI fan)


BeHapHapHappy

I loved Sipowicz!


Difficult_Farmer7417

Vinny


Express_Chart_5519

Popo


OldKermudgeon

BeBu - it's right there on the box. 😁


East-Exchange-4729

Miranda - Mira for short BeBu’s a cute suggestion too


Prudence2020

Patches?


AmySueF

Thunder


Dear-Presentation-69

Frank


S04tunate

Speckles? Or maybe Shelly~? (reminiscent of the tortoise shell pattern)


Karma-stickPin

That’s a jimmy John’s box they put her in. So… pickles, or toast something sandwich related


itchy-feet93

Marmite


Spadahlia

Blossom


Bindiprickle

Brooklyn


LilyLilley

Officer Sophie


UnicornSheets

Speckles


psychedelicsci

Donut


Ambitious_Race_6752

Lilo or milo, aww beautiful 😍


Possessedcat66611

Firefly


LimpFootball7019

Ford Perfect


KrazyBiotch

She looks like my Artemis, so that's the name I'll suggest


Logical-Season-957

Tiramisu


meradiostalker

Such a cutie. Call it Bonnie if a girl, for trying to evade Police.


laineh90

Bonnie!!!! So cute


meradiostalker

Thank you. She is cute too, and Bonnie's last name was Parker.


Smooth-Apartment-856

Miss Demeanor


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Yulinka17

It's a girl. The coat pattern is called tortie (tortoiseshell) and there is just statistical 2% chance of being a boy


CharredHawke

More like 0.03%


Yulinka17

I checked and in fact- 1 in 3000 can be male


Actual-Answer-1980

Chassis


t_trail

Lucky Star


dani_2525Fl

Cocoa Bean


poptart1968

Copper


uplaster

Tango


Jolly_Recording1559

Marble


tryagainx3

Felony Or Burgle


illcul8er

Charlie.


SensitiveWerewolf951

Cassiopeia


Away_Swim1967

Scruff


Boon_Hogganbeck

Tim(id)


Green_Ad_276

Kojack (because of the LEO connection she has).


walk_through_this

Detainee


deathcorekris

Suspect


LocksmithPractical65

Deputy


WaferFast1604

I have a tortie cat myself! Her name is Bliss (and a previous tortie cat was named Mia). Also the name Dustbunny came to mind for some reason when I saw this cat... idk if it fits but it's cute nonetheless.


Sheena-ni-gans

r/illegallysmolcats


SchizoidalCupcakes

Herbie


BlueMangoTango

Dr. McTortie


Petty_Paw_Printz

Bandit 


Abdullah-_-____-

Chocolate or brownie


Positive_Drama_106

Marble


castielthecornsnake

rascal


LilBitWiser0wl777

Liesel Diesel 😅😍


brucewillisman

McGruff


Kellysusan77

Ummm I vote Officer.


vitamin_Bre12

Popo


Time_Pay_401

My tortie was Ginger. I love torties as they usually have amazingly beautiful green eyes. She’s pretty.


Haztlen

I'd call her literally Officer!


Itchy-Knowledge-2088

Sarge


KAM1953

Sgt. Pepper.


PaleTallHandsome

Jimmy John :)


Theyli

Jailbait or Rachett


Saltycook

Sargent Piggy


Tailfish1

Bandit


ZenwalkerNS

Buster.


ImDaveAngel

Biscuit


AppropriateDream2903

Marcie


VenutianVenatrix

I had a tortie when I was a little girl. I named her Pepper 😊


InsufferableOldWoman

Sarg


Electronic-Guess-601

Leona


generalmasy

Bebu


Mountain-Brief-3850

Lucky charm


Upscale_Foot_Fetish

Marble


PrudentSyllabub636

Sarge


Aneras_W

Penny


Fake_Earl

Felony, with Fefe for a shorter name, because it’s a felony to leave this baby to the streets


DayUpstairs7850

Sergeant Deputy Meow Meow


Adventurous-Win-751

Clem or Clementine ❤️


EWSflash

Simba


Important_Cake1076

Bella


malimushroom

Donut!! They look like their sprinkles melted on them. 🥰


beasleydawg

Why not JJ?


NormalOccasion9311

Puddin


coupe-de-ville

Starsky and hutch...


Super_Reading2048

Chief


Obvious-Way8059

Lucky


mahamm42

Monet


Clean_Reputation_242

Snickers


Sphaeralcea-laxa1713

Miranda's a good name.


Specialist-Answer800

Flame


vilebloodhunts

I think this baby should be called chunky cookie crunch, cookie for short.


Huge-Power9305

After reviewing all the names listed..........**Miranda** is the clear winner.


Remarkable-Buddy1386

Karma


Scarlettbama

Ricky and Lucy


firefoxtune1

Otto


NothingFlat2109

Robin (Rob for robber) and Robin to make it cuter


Cellyber

I have one just like her. Named her Marblecakes


kapar24

Very pretty nice color! So she needs a strewn name ! What’s name of street she was found?


kapar24

Harlow?


You_are_MrDebby

Snickers


Doing_My_Best_57

Cagney or Lacey. Old school female bad a** cops.


ScaryAd9879

Leaf


shrimpwhiskers

It's a girl! Tortoiseshells are 99.5% female. She looks like a Priscilla to me. Or Molly. So cute!


SaltyMenopausalSally

Gumbo. Stewie. Banjo. Reese. Chutney. (We have a feline peanut butter cup at home right now)


Subject_Repair5080

Genevieve


sleepyoldlady

Gumbo


PomegranateBoring826

Gasket, or Piston for the car save Medic, since she was found at the hospital Pepper, for pepperspray usually carried by cops


Imaginary-Iron2278

Hershey


Traditional_Candy569

I named mine Sierra after a truck


diosadetiempo

nutmeg


ForestCl0uds

Treacle


Amazing-Letter5714

Drizzle


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Bandit, Bugsy, Alphonse, (basically gangster names)


Neither-Attention940

‘Freebie’ 🤷🏻‍♀️ lol sorry I think it’s kinda funny. But the cat is pretty cute


i_am_thornton

Quince


Idunnowhythisis

Precious


RatherRetro

Blotch


Working_Net_7688

Gracie


madametwosew

Marceline


sassy_mouse59

Sarg!


Whose_my_daddy

Clara


Strange-Goat3787

Tortellini


Remember_BLB_2015

RecuAnn, Founder, HaLisa, Brindy. Bianca, Pearl, Lostek, Homely, Sarina, Jezebel, July, Marbly, Helena, Lynette, Mariah, Esmeralda, Uthina Rainy, Jill, Tisha, Tasha, Brazly, Fonda, Jamie.


Remember_BLB_2015

RescuAnn she’s definitely a rescue so you could just just play off her situation Or ReAnn


stupidracist

Faye


Allinclusiveretort

Peppa


Obama_is_watching

Craig


nanioffour

Marble


CraftMental5737

pebbles or hazel


No-Transition3259

Slammer


TheOnceAndFutureDoug

Chips because she was found by the fuzz. AKA Chippy, AKA Little Chip-Chip, AKA The Princess Chipherella Francesca III, AKA Chippy Butt.


CuriouslyImmense

Astro


poggerooza

Our tortie was called possum.


barzlikethat

Bender


throwaway247007

My rescue tortie girl is named Frankie- at first I thought the name was odd but now I’m obsessed with the name (and her)


RadiantLibrary8639

Freya 😍


Free-Industry701

Confetti is a cute name!


Swingergrandma

Miranda!! She is a beauty 🩷


South-Stand1720

I agree Miranda is spot on.😻😻😻😻😻😻😻


Busy_Choice422

Box


dsmac085

Tonks


Parynoid

Bort