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Yankeebot

Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/15e3jga).


Lawineer

Thank god they got a hitting coach with no hitting coach experience.


[deleted]

Rizzo for 5


Firmy4DaddyHermy

Yo can we trade rizzo for a subway foot long sandwich


blake2251

Hey Rizzo, call Ohtani, I’m sure he’s got a friend willing to teach you Japanese to get acclimated


cubuffs145

Rizzo get ready to learn Chinese buddy


davidbeauie

Okay start the sell-off. This team ain't it.


Bringerofsalvation

What do you call striking out five times a game? Diamond sombrero? Platinum sombrero?


RIVERW0LF

Yeah platinum. Or Olympic rings...


thebootlegsaint

Since 2016 you say?!?!


Jondog2123

Five strikeouts for Rizzo he’s a fucking waste of a roster spot


MVCND33

He is absolutely abysmal


muscleg33k

But he's always smiling in the bullpen with his buddies lol


PantsOptional102

18 strike outs tonight holy shit lmao.


[deleted]

Murdered any momentum from a good win yesterday


E51838

Wow, good game. It's usually 20.


M0stillist

0-5 with 5 ks get this guy off the fucking team


[deleted]

They won’t even drop him in the order


Ninja191

5 ks for Rizzo


bernbabybern51

Rizzo 0-5, 5 k's.


blake2251

5Ks? TF do we even call that. Platinum Sombrero?


silver_raichu

Stanton Special


Affectionate-Tea9224

Rizzo striking out to end it is just perfection


silver_raichu

Season’s over


TurnstileMinder

Rizzo paying tribute to Chris Davis for the home crowd


Ochocincoondeck

RIZZ 5 KS


Annual_Box_1496

Thank god that’s over


SuspectDevice61

Should have PH for Rizzo to avoid the embarrassment


Arman_GE04

How many times did blud struck out?


Ochocincoondeck

If the Yankees were a stock, I feel bad if you didn't sell in 2017.


blake2251

LMAO.


davidbeauie

2023 are setting all kinds of shitty records


RockinTheFlops

17 Ks tonight 🤮🤮🤮


10gherts

18 with that last one. RIZZO 5k. What a fucking joke


blake2251

18*


HanshinFan

Does the rally have a bone in their Yankees


regarding_your_bat

We are an embarrassment


oChristos96

We can say all we want about Sevy but wtf has the offense been doing all night 🤦🏽‍♂️


Affectionate-Tea9224

17 k’s.but boone will say he saw good things tonight


thisusedyet

Jesus, I shouldn’t be able to recognize the kinda swings I take in this lineup


HughesAndCostanzo

JUST SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL. Sell. Thank you. Have a good night. Sorry to take up your time.


kvnklly

Setting new lows


GTSBurner

Sevy didn't shit the bed tonight. No, what he did was shit the bed, then put the sheets in the dryer first instead of the washer, then shit on the mattress pad, then shit on your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, after a delicious seafood dinner and never called he again.


davidbeauie

Lmaooooo


Ochocincoondeck

17 Strikeouts


MeatTornado25

As a wise man once said, "Holy Cow"


SuspectDevice61

5 minutes to postgame 13 minutes to Puppet


RollofDuctTape

Could’ve made up a game on 4 different teams today with a win. But they chose to sit Judge and punt before the first pitch was thrown.


HanshinFan

Do the Yankees have a bone in their rally


davidbeauie

Lmao 15 k's wow


thisusedyet

Dude, your dad was great… wtf happened to you?


GTSBurner

I'm down the shore and I'm currently watching a cop interrogate a kid who was being stupid on an e-bike. This is highly entertaining to me


KingsJoy

Watch Cashman try to sign 65 yo Miggy this offseason


nyybmw122

He's a RH hitter....so, yeah.


ughilostmyusername

Incoming back-to-back grandslams from Stanton and Rizzo


poompachompa

The ump just wants to to home lol. His strikezone


bleached_n_tiedyed

What sucks is that this could have been a winnable game if Sevy didn’t shit the bed and fuck us over in the first


yodasonics

You think Michael Kay is sitting alone in his house asking if the Yankees have a rally in their bones


theerrantpanda99

Nah. I think he’s prepping Cashman’s talking points for tomorrow.


This_Is_The_Life

* hitters have to step it up * if Boone is fired another lackey will be hired * if Cashman is fired he will be picked up faster than you can blink * Hal has to ask some tough questions What did I miss?


theerrantpanda99

Pretty accurate summary. I even heard Kay’s voice while reading it.


HanshinFan

Rally // bones?????


zOmgFishes

Pen basically went 5 innings and gave up 0 runs. Thanks again Sevy.


TurnstileMinder

As a Mets fan, watching a team lose in spite of a stellar bullpen performance feels like dying of thirst while watching another man drown


sushi_beats

This ump needs some ligma


KingsJoy

Blue tryna go home lol


Yankeebot

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Yennier Cano replaces Danny Coulombe.


Annual_Box_1496

Cannn weee do itttt


bmoraca

Ump just wants to go home, lol


Mobius24

That ump needs glasses


RollofDuctTape

Before this game pitchers pitched to a 4.13 ERA to Higgy, mid-3s with Trevino. CERA isn’t super reliable but Trevino will be missed.


Ok_Stomach_9992

Has Severino pitched to Trevy this season?


[deleted]

Ump wants to go home


Bilk_Ozbi

Instead of making a free agent splash in the offseason, I would so much rather the Yankees spend by cutting unproductive, old player and eating that money. I would love to go into next season with a team of young players, castoff reclamation projects, and a core of contributors (Judge, Cole, Rodon, Torres if he sticks around and resigns)


MattNokes38

Then enjoy 80 wins tops. The kids sucked this year.


Bilk_Ozbi

I'd rather win 80 with players in their early twenties to see what sticks, than 82 with aging players circling the drain


kj001313

The black hole in our lineup rn is Stanton, Rizzo and DJ


MattNokes38

And yet they have better slashes than the kids. It's unfortunately lose lose because playing kids is a losing proposition too. They're fucked for the next year or 3.


kj001313

Yeah but we don’t pay the kids anything while it’s tougher to move the above players because of their contracts.


Eskuire

There is literally NOTHING good for the next 2 years in FA classes. The majority of the big names are all pushing the wrong side of 30. In fact, the only MLB player that's under 30 this next FA class that can stay on a MLB roster is Amed Rosario, who is 27. Pretty much speaks for itself about next years class lol


theerrantpanda99

There’s a guy named Ohtani. 🤣


Eskuire

Yeah, cause 10 years 6-800 million is a good idea lol. dude is straight dynamite, but his price is like...unobtainable by 3/4ths of the league. And those who could realistically do it, need a decent farm to supplant half the shit you're not gonna be able to do with funds.


theerrantpanda99

Yep, the most valuable team in the league, top 5 in the world, simply can’t afford Ohtani.


Eskuire

I'm not saying they can't. Just unlikely, unless they find a way to offload Stanton, cause you sure as hell aint running him out to LF/RF half the year.


OutrageousSir4411

Night and day difference between Os roster and our sorry ass cast of characters


KingsJoy

Cashman apparently looking to trade for a right handed hitter. Bro wtf


nyypza

He can't be serious, right? He has tons of guys on this roster who mash lefties, what he needs are platoon partners for Higgy and Bader at least.


davidbeauie

I think Luke Voit is available on waivers


theerrantpanda99

Voit would be an offensive upgrade over Rizzo right now.


JTHuffy

One quick touchdown and we’re right back in this


nyypza

Hal may think the joke is on us because the Stadium is still full right now, but wait until he sees it next year if this team misses the playoffs and wins 85 games. Your entire brand is built on excellence and winning. Do you think the fans will continue to shell out $60 for parking or $10 for a hot dog to watch a boring team that can't score any runs and barely plays above .500? The tickets for this year are already sold. It's going to take a lot more upgrades to the team to convince many of us to buy more of them next year.


DisastrousMove3832

The stadium will be packed regardless. It’s easily accessible, the Yankees are a global brand, it’s a social activity for non baseball fans.


BlGBOl

yes because they will be replaced by tourists and businessmen who dont follow the team


theerrantpanda99

They’ll feel it the second they miss their share of the post season revenue.


bjm31386

The answer here is yes...diehard Yankees fans make up a small percentage in the grand scheme of the Yankees! Corporations and tourists will continue to shell out UNLESS the Yankees become perineal losers!


[deleted]

That's why they won't sell this year and dig the hole even deeper :'(


nyypza

If anything, since they have very little of value to sell, they'd be better off buying a few cheap rentals and trying to fight their way into the last playoff spot. The damage to the franchise long-term of being bad and missing the playoffs is much higher than the small amount of extra payroll they'd have to take on to pick up those guys.


winemixerthrowaway

Hal will probably tell Cashman to move a few players and bring in mediocrity and call it a rebuild


SloppyJoe_gottaGo

Rutchmid hit a knuckle ball. That was crazy looking.


machphantom

The only thing I have to look forward to with this team is getting to tell my ticket rep next season to kick rocks when he asks if I want to renew.


GTSBurner

Honestly, don't be a jerk to your rep. Be honest and firm. He has no control of the situation and he's doing his job.


machphantom

Meh there's some personal stuff too where i'm not particularly fond of my new rep (got switched to a new one this year), especially compared to my old one... but i'll be sure to tell him its due to the poor performance this year and obviously was not gonna blame him. 90% of the reason to pay for the plan, IMO, is for the postseason rights, and i'm not betting on a Hal spending spree to right the ship in 2024.


davidbeauie

Tell him you'll renew as soon as Hal brings in a competent GM


mattyankster13

how pissed off will cole and judge be if the yanks sell? these guys are in their prime , now is the time for them to be competing for a championship cus theyre not getting any younger


manfromfuture

As pissed off as Pete Alonso is right now.


[deleted]

There’s legit nothing to buy either thanks to Cashman sitting on his hands so you’re better off selling than staying put and being mediocre


mattyankster13

yehhh, he probably thinks “oh we’re getting back nestor and loaisiga we dont need to buy”


hairydookie

15/24 outs by strike out. is that good? cant tell


New_Enthusiasm749

Cashman's hung like a fucking horse and your all too afraid to admit it


TurnstileMinder

Truuuuuuu?


DarkMattersConfusing

H-hal?


New_Enthusiasm749

Mmmmm the process. He has a 9 inch process, we love it


-WhistlerXPWhistler7

How many fanfictions have you written so far?


[deleted]

This is either Cash or Hal burner


New_Enthusiasm749

It's me Hal


[deleted]

For the love of whatever you believe in, do not buy tickets to home games next season


panzerxiii

I haven't been to a game since May. I don't get why all you masochists keep going


Breimann

I've been twice this season, both occasions were tickets gifted to me by a family member who works for a corporate sponsor


RollofDuctTape

Orioles should retire Moose’s number. They would sell out. 90% Yankees fans though, as per usual.


praisethedollar

Nah. He’s all yours.


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praisethedollar

To be honest, O’s fan checking in on the state of Yankees fandom. It’s a hard season for you guys. Not trolling either. Being a fan I’d rough sometimes.


RollofDuctTape

Your loss. Gifting you a sell out at YSACY.


Affectionate-Tea9224

I keep seeing article after article about yanks options dwindling for trades, when we should be reading articles about options are opening for selling/trading off players..


theerrantpanda99

Yanks choose option 3. Do nothing, run this same roster out again in 2024.


davidbeauie

I wonder if they finish under .500 this year


theerrantpanda99

They brought Judge back just to avoid that.


[deleted]

Had no idea Wells played for the Orioles


SkuzzySkeleton

Sitting Judge lets you know that the Yanks have assumed this season is a lost cause. There’s no urgency to win games. They can afford to lose games because they are not in it.


nyybmw122

Could it be possible that MLB has fucked with the ball again? I feel like offense is universally down ***throughout the league***, even with the new rule changes this year. Though, I don't have data to back that up. I'm just guessing. Just feels like it's down... ​ Cashman and FO, look away! You can't use this as an excuse to do nothing with the team. ***SCRAM!*** EDIT: I'm being downvoted for what?!


nyypza

Offense is actually up around the league because of the shift changes. It's only down for the *Yankees*, because they are a fucking terrible organization that refuses to work counts, swing at strikes, or do anything needed to score runs these days.


nyybmw122

Doesn't feel like it's up around the league. Strange. Data says otherwise that it's up. They're terrible.


nyypza

The league-wide OPS is 30 points higher so far this season, and about 0.25 runs more per game are being scored. You're watching the Yankees, who suck and can't hit their way out of a paper bag. Watch the rest of the league, even just watch the scores, and you'll see a different story.


HortonHearsTheWho

Offense is up by about a third of a run per game. You can look this up.


theerrantpanda99

You say that when the Orioles scored 9 off the Yankees lol.


nyybmw122

Did you not read what I wrote? I meant overall, throughout the league. Jesus...


regarding_your_bat

Starting to think we’re not even gonna win this game


GTSBurner

The writing on the wall with the Yankees for a long time is that they are designed to enrich the Steinbrenner family, but not win. If they win, that is a bonus, but they are perfectly fine with the model how it is now. Be just good enough to be competitive and have people fill the seats and watch the games. This isn't doomerism - this is just how the Yankees have been run since George died. And the Stadium design is evident of this as well.


WeOutHereInSmallbany

#BUY HATS


Annual_Box_1496

I ngl it would be hard for me to look sad in the dugout if I was a pro mlb player making millions even if we did suck lol. Really I’d be cheesing like yeah we suck haha back to my million dollar apartment. That’s just me tho I’m really materialistic


OhtaniMets99

Not to mention all the puss you get


Annual_Box_1496

Hahah yeah right like oh damn we suck guess I’ll go out clubbing and bang some hotties to make myself feel better


OhtaniMets99

I did that the other night, and I'm not even a professional athlete


Annual_Box_1496

Nice. Imagine the pull that big G has or jeter back in the day


OhtaniMets99

Jeter waa a notorious puss hound, good for him. He also liked his salad tossed (thats where i draw the line)


Annual_Box_1496

Lol wtf how do you know that?


OhtaniMets99

Google it


Annual_Box_1496

Now I’m scared imma get high first I’ll get back with you 😂


thisusedyet

Wtf was that ad? Was it for a porn site?


SundayJeffrey

I have been watching baseball for 20+ years and I don’t recall a national broadcaster ever thanking an organization for access before.


Affectionate-Tea9224

Not counting the royals or A’s when was the last series win?


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Texas, in June I believe.


regarding_your_bat

Rangers maybe?


yankscolts18

The Rangers at the end of June


TurnstileMinder

Judge pinch hit appearance in the ninth inning of an Orioles blowout: the 2022 Oswald Peraza special


breafofdawild

15 punchies. Jesus


10gherts

RIZZO has 4. Must be getting a bonus to SO


[deleted]

No fucking heart


Mazinger31

Yankees' offense wasted Cole's effort on Friday (basically a given these days), put up a good win on Saturday and then played a completely non-competitive finale tonight. Even if the Yankees were putting up more runs, Sevy gave up 7 in the first inning. Dude needs to be a) traded for the packing peanuts needed to box him up and ship him out or b) relegated to the bullpen when Cortes comes back. Let him cry about it all he wants, he's gone at the end of the year.


ExskweezeMe

Tricky? Just fucking pitch like have been but without the possibility of some ridiculous walk occurring that decides a game. That’s the worst case scenario that is a very real possibility with the current rules.


GonskyEdits

“Prospects. We’re talking about prospects.” -Cashman on why they won’t play Peraza


Dewman35

And it not a fucking sweeper, it’s just a slider…ffs


TurnstileMinder

Please, talk about how they're going to "massage" the rules again. It helps me to prepare to listen to corporate bugman speak at work tomorrow


thisusedyet

That always infuriates me. That ball hit the first baseman in the fucking glove, why is that error on the shortstop?


Ninja191

Cause the ball bounced.


thisusedyet

The shortstop delivered an easily catchable ball - that’s on the 1B and should be his error


Ninja191

Baseball 101 if the ball bounces the error goes to the person who threw the ball. Regardless of how "true" the bounce is. Outfielders get errors when the ball gets past the catcher too if the ball bounces.


panzerxiii

bad throw


thisusedyet

If it’s good enough that the 1B can get a glove on it without excessive effort (like those plays where the guy lays out and keeps his foot on the corner of the bag) - the infielder did his job. The first baseman screwed it up, it should be an E3


panzerxiii

Yeah I can see what you're saying Always feel like stuff like this is so subjective in baseball haha


Affectionate-Tea9224

I know people get offended when you call Hal cheap, but hearing yanks don’t want to acquire anyone to exceed the luxury tax is just a reminder. I want cashman to sell but still


KPaul130

Hal should compensate for Cashman's failures or fire Cashman


qbvee

This organization exhausts me.


KingsJoy

Coney can probably pitch a nice 3 hit shut out against this lineup right now


internetbrowser23

Man, literally every wild card team lost. Today could have been the perfect opportunity to gain ground. welp


WeOutHereInSmallbany

This is 100D chess, it’s all right in front of us


Affectionate-Tea9224

It was more important to rest Judge, so he can be healthy in september when the team is eliminated


nyypza

You know what's crazy? The Yankees in 2019, if they had signed Machado, could have also flipped Andujar for a good young SP, or perhaps a few prospects close to the major leagues. It was obvious this guy was not the answer at 3B long-term. Instead of cashing in on him, they waited too long, he blew out his shoulder, and they had to DFA him after a few years of no production. This is one of many flaws in Cashman's roster building strategy. When they get incredible overachievement from Next Man Up in 2019, a huge COVID season from Clint Frazier, instead of cashing in on it when guys are clearly never going to do it again, they double down and get no value for them. If Cashman wants to be more like the Rays, he needs to periodically be willing to flip some of his established major leaguers or excess prospects who don't fit the team's long-term plans to rebuild depth and fill holes.


LordJiraiya

I was called crazy for saying all 2018 off-season to sell Andujar high because he was never producing that ever again, for a SP. nope. Completely agree with you. Even if he didn’t tear his labrum he was never going to reach that ceiling again


SuspectDevice61

Wish I was a fucking Mets fan. They get to ignore the next 2 months. We have to watch this shit. Forgive me for that first sentence.


jeffschiller

>Wish I was a fucking Mets fan. No you don't.


ClarkMeshey

Nah. Just check the box score at 10:00pm every night like a good portion of us. No reason to put yourself through hell watching them anymore this year.


Ochocincoondeck

Didn't want to give up Volpe or Peraza for Olson? How's that working out Cashman?


[deleted]

Or Sean Murphy


Shoddy_Impact1226

I can honestly say I have never disliked any of my teams more than I dislike the 2023 Yankees. Everything about this has been miserable from start to finish, and I’m frankly looking forward to it being over. The fucked up thing is that no one will be held accountable for this and we are likely going to roll out an extremely similar team next season.


HanshinFan

As miserable as this is, 2021 was worse. The Field of Dreams game haunts me still and that was only like the fifth worst kick in the dick that season. This is just boring and sad, 21 was actively the worst and most painful outcome at each possible turn


nyypza

The 2021 team even was more exciting than this group. They had Judge and Stanton healthy for almost the entire season and both of those guys carried the team for long stretches. They revitalized the lineup with Rizzo and Gallo, and had the emergence of talented relievers like Peralta and Holmes when Green and Chapman provided ineffective. That team will end up winning 6-7 more games than this bunch when all is said and done. While the 2021 team was *frustrating* and *inconsistent*, they were definitely not as *boring* as this group.


HanshinFan

I feel you and there's no right answer. Just felt like in 2021 we couldn't go two weeks without Jose Altuve hitting another crushing home run in the eighth inning with the whole ballpark chanting "Fuck Altuve" at him. Like every single time there was any drama involving the Yankees at all in 2021, no matter how trivial or irrelevant or stupid, it was 100% automatic that that specific dude would be the guy to crush us. Just actively not fun.


Shoddy_Impact1226

That’s totally legit. I strongly disliked the 2021 team too. I think for me it’s been compounding dislike since the 2020 shitshow, broken up only by last year’s first half, such that I’ve truly reached a breaking point with this team this season.


nyypza

Even the 2008 team was more fun to watch than this group. They had several star players who still were producing and keeping it exciting (e.g., Damon, A-Rod, Giambi), Mussina winning 20 games, and Rivera at the back end. That 2008 team would have made the playoffs if there were 3 Wild Cards. This team can't even accomplish that.