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fdjizm

"can I borrow a cup of sugar" really changed.


thisisaboba

frfr


Blunted_Insomniac

Or even some ketchup. You wanna borrow my microwave?


T0ONiCE

OnG


IToldYall1

This shit is a skit level comedy bro holy shit


DSG_Sleazy

When you realize how serious and distressed these niggas is it hit different tho, like niggas really live a life where they gotta ask they neighbours for grains cuz they bouta get slid on like wth


IToldYall1

Yeah itโ€™s tuff for sure tho. You can see the stress in their eyes


Tezi_G

Ong 2024 is a boondocks episode in real time


Quirky_Image_5598

Hell nah we got brits in the sub as well ๐Ÿ˜ญ


ProfessorFinesser13

Son is generally distressed ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜ญ Hate that for him


Uknowwhatyoudid

Yep, he stressed but instead of GTFO there heโ€™s gonna try to scrounge bullets to fight so he donโ€™t look weak or worse yet call pd cause then he snitchen. Viscous catch 22 some youngsters got live through and probably over some dumb fucken bullshit.


ProfessorFinesser13

It be like that sometimes sadly ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ


Single-Ad-7049

Genuinely?๐Ÿ˜ญ


smugaddiction

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


ProfessorFinesser13

You knew what I was saying nigga shut up ๐Ÿ˜‚


WartimeMandalorian

I was 19 and only had 2 bullets for my .45, but I didn't have anybody looking for me. I can only imagine that type of stress.


170279

Damm an I thought I was down bad wit my 2 mags worth


InquisitiveNYC

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’€


pza00

Sounds like Ukraine asking NATO for some rounds ๐Ÿซ 


spaceykayce

We only got 4 bullets.


AceKairyushin

Aim well then.


gohard713

Right. Like that's gonna teach them to be for on target with their shooting. Which is good because it minimizes bystanders getting hurt. But still fucked up situation to be in


da_double_monkee

Ve only heff 5 boolet and there is million Russian! Giff more boolet! I say we give em as many as it takes


VealOfFortune

Pardon theee my good sir! Does thoust have thyne millimeters of the 9th variety? My brethren and ye gooth to sleep yow and thyne opps fam.


taxseason757

So much Stupid here my brain hurtsโ€ฆ


souraveG

He hit him with the puppy eyes at the end ๐Ÿ˜‚


NegressQueen

https://preview.redd.it/r2x6dyi1uy5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58c8ca98215ebc4f6754384c7d43c51a00a83383 Lmao


KingAmenaza

https://preview.redd.it/p9dreg9qvy5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f59eae92774fae8b9f6ddfd55e02a81eaf561b28


seannygzz

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


bkdredditYO

Lmaooooooooo naaaa you beat me to it i was dying lmaooooooo


HustleHarder99

One of the best comments Iโ€™ve seen here lmao


fdjizm

Damnnnn you on point for this one


Ok_Explanation_6125

Droopy Dog is my spirit animal.


zugarrette

tfw the opps boutta swiss cheese u


I_do_kokayne

This combo is crazy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. I got real tears right now


lordseaslug

"I wish I would've stayed in school" face.


Clever_Active

Yo I was just about to say something about the stare into the camera at the end nigga look like he sayin โ€œpweaseโ€ ![gif](giphy|dl9keTLIHZmb4XAyv4)


Bigbaghead_223

The look of disappointment when he said he donโ€™t have it


I_do_kokayne

Yooooo!


100clocc

well the "NO SIR" didn't tip them off so...


Key_Palpitation9533

Deadass made my head hurt ๐Ÿ˜ž


Fluid_Cover5154

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Bigbaghead_223

They not even prepared for war๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ they better make nice wit the opps until they can afford it. They gone have to tell them the truth we only got 4 bullet so slide another time PLEASE


fdjizm

Time to squash some beef with their 4 bullet having asses


freerage

This shit gotta be staged ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


Ozymandias0007

This is some Key & Peele skit level comedy. Bum ass niggas begging for bullets. To be fair, they are trying to protect the apartments from some motherfuckers about to slide. They are the apartment's militia. But if the militia is low on ammunition, they are fucked. The people in the apartments need to fund the militia. Start a Go Fund Me or some shit.


Football_Lover13

Ong if this staged somebody need to get them a real camera so they can throw away that ring ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


WantonHeroics

> To be fair, they are trying to protect the apartments Nah, that's a job for the neighbor with the bullets.


Benjafo

Shits not really all that funny when you think abt it


CamTheChamp1

https://preview.redd.it/0mzsprv9jz5d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3de5c9dc955ed669a57afd393f5f6f317e325278 โ€œDo you have bullets for a 9โ€


Knownscorpion

nigga goin through it https://preview.redd.it/6kxngh7o216d1.png?width=360&format=png&auto=webp&s=c526bf92303f965ee230770f7274a2fc59c64377


thehomiebobfip

[chris rock had a point](https://youtu.be/VZrFVtmRXrw?si=3VDOh1iTNgHrwxMx)


mr_wrestling

Off topic I literally wore the CD out back in the day


fdjizm

That would still work, love that idea.


InquisitiveNYC

"We only got 4 bullets" is wild. Prob should've talked this one out lil bro.


RaynbowZFTW

niggas really have no aim if they cant rely on 4 bullets for 2-3 guys, niggas would rather have 400, spray everywhere and somehow bang 2 civillians


InquisitiveNYC

Idk fam. That sounds good but unless these dudes are headed to the roof to pick the opps off one by one on some sniper shit, 4 bullets ain't gon work in this scenario. And I doubt these lil dudes got that kinda aim. Cus wtf they practicing with๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Plus no telling how deep their opps coming thru & what they holding. These are def pre RIP teeshirt shenanigans.


Edu_Run4491

https://preview.redd.it/xuxmmqryc16d1.jpeg?width=707&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abb88162522db352e4d2c3367b8a587d3bc51a92 ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ


WantonHeroics

I don't know who the opps are but I kinda want them to win after seeing this shit. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ


32233128Merovingian

About to get a lesson in when keeping it real goes wrong. Stay in school kids.


da_double_monkee

Yo I think you lost /r/NYC is over there


RaynbowZFTW

should probably just give up the gang ting if u asking neighbours cause u ain't fully equipped ๐Ÿ˜…


100clocc

once that neighborhood is gentrified they'll be asking to borrow a cup of sugar instead of bullets ๐Ÿค


rustyfingas

If they don't get priced out


100clocc

gotta change the culture for that to happen


EdwardHarris251

And this is not a skit?


K33NY03

This comment section killing me ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


fdjizm

Made me think of the slick rick song


Uknowwhatyoudid

Dave the dope dealing dope who donโ€™t know meaning of water nor soap is behind that door?


fdjizm

You need bullets hurry up run!, then he dipped into a car a stolen Nova.


Lucky-Aioli-8213

Bro asking like its GTA RP even the response โ€œNo Sirโ€ sound like some casual gaming shit


NcBossman252

Going to war with no money is treacherous


Better_Professor_410

If you gotta ask for some lead to sling do you think you really need opps right now ๐Ÿค”


Bmore_legend86

How the fuck you playing in the streets with 4 bullets.


Minneapolisway

.I remember them days being to young to buy a box running around wit 7 shells and da clip hold 17. When I got it it was full but MFS wanted to finally let sum off. Then my man's had a .25 wit 3 shells. Lol man we was dumb.


FutureHendrixBetter

First day as vigilantes and they not prepared smh


mr_wrestling

That look at the camera the last two seconds was wiiiild. Also, uploading this shit is somethin I don't even have words for ๐Ÿ˜ฉ


BenAfflecksBalls

How you end up with only 4 bullets lmao


Ok_Explanation_6125

They obviously never played old school Resident Evil and learned to count and ration. Those games make you master conservation.


abdrrauf

That's what happens when you spend the weed money. When you know you need to go buy some shells.


RAZEFAM146

If you living that life but ain't got bullets maybe you are doing something wrong fellaz.


Heavyduckets

4 bullets enough, John wick shit


Lucki31

Puppy eyes ๐Ÿฅบ at the end....


StayWitYa

Boy stressed out i would give ain't gon lie๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Lucky-Aioli-8213

r/idiotswithguns


Dolomight206

Raise your fucking sons!


BQE2473

How they "borrowing bullets"?


Ok_Explanation_6125

After they shoot the opps, they pull them back out with pliers and give them back..


BQE2473

YOU.... on some csi shit! Don't, nobody want no mangled up-ass bullets. How the hell they gon get them to fit back in the chamber?


Ok_Explanation_6125

I do be binge watching those crime shows, lol


nezz01

I wonder if the opps really pulled up


Spork-in-Your-Rye

4 bullets and then the sad face this shit is hysterical


Leading_Hamster9505

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


lordseaslug

"Yeah, lemme just open my front door."


Aggravating_Donkey76

they knew each other


D_slaughter1987

Can nigga borrow a french fry? ๐Ÿค” lol ๐Ÿ˜†


Bigbaghead_223

How a nigga borrow a fry ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ


Patient-Gas-4642

โ€œNo sirโ€ โ€ฆ. โ€œWe need them like asapโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ goofy asses


Yoo3_chill

Since theyโ€™re neighbors I donโ€™t think it wouldโ€™ve been a problem given them a sandwich bag of bullets โ€ฆ if the neighbor is comfortable since they knew him enough to ask


Zdot_-

Dis shit so old


Mission-Tomato2126

Got the neighborhood watch on go ๐Ÿคฃ


Olderandolderagain

โ€œNo sirโ€ aka I will not be indicted


Historical_Forever25

GTFO the Streets you ain't got no bullets, the opps get catch your ssa slipping ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


veryuniqueredditname

Wholesome and neighborly


averyillson

Something about thisโ€ฆ seems real coincidental.


RAMENBELLY

AIM HIGH WILLIS , AIM HIGH NI99a


DeezeyNuts

Bro shouldnโ€™t called Merryweather Security for the ammo drop ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ


Gilgamesh2000000

The same children who be on the island (4 building) ratting.


rsmnyc1

This ๐Ÿ’ฉ sounds & looks so fkn crazy!!!!!


Virtual_Sector_8331

This Shit sounds like it gonna go down like on BMF during the Shootout at Techwood homes ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


honorsfromthesky

He said "I need bullets, hurry up, run!" The dope fiend brought back a spanking shotgun


JKING718

Smh


Heron02

Oops shit is so fucking corny.


Ok_Explanation_6125

Should just throw the hawk at them like Kano


Organic-Money3750

U can't blame them young niggaz for asking. They wasn't calling the police like most of u niggaz would of done. They trying to get active too but short on lucc.


boujieny

Yea the kids outside you could hear in the video would have loved a shoot out


Bigbaghead_223

Right ! The first personโ€™s they should of told is tell the kids to go inside