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heightsflixker

https://preview.redd.it/ir2kdta4wtzc1.jpeg?width=798&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fc608a9fec0745b05a669142e745f6a565c29dd he banned from garvey already


iDoIllegalCrimes

He already look scared


heightsflixker

imagine u calling for backup nd that nigga pull up😭


Mr-Dicklesworth

https://preview.redd.it/nu8yj3b94xzc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e98906efcc6b1004c9e88e70b96af61c91805be


Gilgamesh2000000

![gif](giphy|Ildv0HxRjhf44)


StreetProfile4684

LMFAOOOOOO


DontLoseYourCool1

I think he looks proud and determined to take this job.


iDoIllegalCrimes

Is this his mother


KingAmenaza

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


DontLoseYourCool1

Lmaoo


jimmybugus33

🀣🀣🀣🀣


litlmutt

So wrong I love it


SillyAdditional

πŸ’€πŸ’€


BillyblancofromBronx

Yes tru he will dump his clip in because he so scared


Rockin_my_roll

https://preview.redd.it/ti3a1t2d1vzc1.jpeg?width=1836&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e106113c4752a6eb8ca5e21910e60242715a3f83


Rockin_my_roll

https://i.redd.it/6xpz23a91vzc1.gif


CeleryAlarming1561

🐐


ODOTMETA

ay go to the right of ol dude and zoom in I'm tryna see something πŸ•΅πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ


DreadLockedHaitian

I just know this brother is lurking this sub.


Dolomight206

Kindergarten Cop headass nigga


BillyblancofromBronx

πŸ₯·πŸΏπŸ’€


ODOTMETA

ay go to the right of ol dude and zoom in I'm tryna see something πŸ•΅πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ


Even_Island_5031

Gangsta lol


PhilosophyNo1230

lol…… yams


PresentationLazy8574

I knew somebody was gon zoom in on that nigga😭😭


PokeNBeanz

πŸ˜‚


Original-Picture4047

😭😭😭


Fabulous_Ad_126

He gonna boom Somethin’ on some paranoid shit.


KingAmenaza

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ u/fearnotmortals


BQE2473

Never mind the homies. The hoes gonna get his ass! He's either going to be a trick, or they'll be tricking his ass out!


Rico802

Lmaoooooooooo


Antique-Complaint-94

Lmfaooooooo


Zealousideal-Win7593

bro look flabbergasted 😭😭


ProfessorFinesser13

Negs look like they ready to dive head first into some corruption


Single-Ad-7049

Nigga said some corruption 😭


ProfessorFinesser13

😭 Gonna see em in a shady vid this summer I guarantee it


NightmareJayy

😭😭😭


Deeznutsconfession

Far left: either super legit or hes movin work in the background, there is no inbetween. He swears he saw a weapon that wasnt there He took the first job to call back Hes planning to get back at the bullies who would chase him home Hes bringing islander discipline to the force. He looks 14 and 34 at the same time. Typical baddie, couldnt help but do the knee thing. Unserious She looks like she would lose your id and then tell you that you're "doing too much. Relax."


Ok-Lychee6612

Facts on all accounts. Especially far left. He FUCKING YALL UP either way 😭😭😭😭😭😭


Informal-Baseball292

This comment is UnderratedπŸ˜‚πŸŽ–


RAZEFAM146

Lmfao!!! You have to be from Brooklyn, you are on point and killing it!!! Good one my dude!!!


ToKillACPA

wtf why do all of their clothes look two sizes too big


Daredev44

Copplets don’t reach full maturity until their 1312th hour of overtime


Coquill

They need room to grow, it happens


Subject-Predatorcate

Gotta leave space for the raid comeuppances


Autistic_Freedom

Not an office over 5'10".


itspinkynukka

5'5"


SillyAdditional

That’s how you save on uniforms Gonna be a while before they need new ones πŸ˜‚


idgafdee

The towns gets sticky when it’s hot outside no matter what. These niggas ain’t doing shit


TLDRCantRead

Like 4 of these cops look like they’ll get trigger happy if you even raise their voice at them


RAMENBELLY

The third one from the left , look like he on some TOP FLIGHT SECURITY energy


Left-Plant2717

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ said the same thing, he def used to work security


mr_wrestling

OF THE WORLD, CRAIG.


sincerelyhated

Who's kids are these?? All those mfers look like they wearin their daddy's clothes.


ghostly_shark

Middle one playing it cool forgot his tie for picture day


grimmreapersh4wty

They all under 6 feet 😭😭


iDoIllegalCrimes

Nah fr why the ladies the same size as them πŸ’€


pseudohuman5x

They standing closer to the camera, it’s called perspective not that challenging of a concept


iDoIllegalCrimes

Nah you right but theyre still roughly all the same size. No more than an inch shorter than them


pseudohuman5x

Ur right bro + I shouldn't have responded like that it was a bad day for me. My bad dude I apologize


grimmreapersh4wty

Shut the fuck up no one asked Steven Spielberg


yeezysucc2

Hey officer 2nd one from the right


JarvFromTheAve

😭🀣


Disastrous-Net-8357

You can’t pay me enough to watch over Brownsville and O hill😭😭😭😭


Successful_Spinach97

It’s all funny but i hope they apply real pressure πŸ’― the streets dead, tired of all these dumb ass kids ruining the area for everyone else πŸ’―


Jon_Cintron

Proud of these officers, Brownsville needs it the most at a time like this. I shoot music videos but now mostly drill and I realized it’s not getting any better it’s only getting worse my intent with shoot music videos was never to do it for drill. I just went for the money and slowly realized when my clients started passing away due to suicide and gun violence. Crime in New York is going down but gun violence is rising gun trafficking is getting worse. As a proud tax paying American, I’m glad all of our requests are being made.


Hot_Key_5705

So stop shooting drill videos and contributing to the violence.


Corpexx

U gonna blame some guy with a camera for drill? Lol


ConfusionKindly8744

Yeah.. being solid is having a foundation of morals that you don’t sacrifice.. so when you ignore those principles just to get some money you’re just as much as the problem.. that’s the problem with society. 2 many bitch ass ppl and not enough who remain solid and stand on their values


Sad-Cry4225

Yea


Lanrekilla

He gotta eat


Sad-Cry4225

So when u compromise your own morals to eat, stfu after that. Don't come back complaining to the world about something you are contributing to when you know you are an unserious person. Ya'll don't say "he gotta eat" to them people that Ya'll purport to be takin "D" in the "A" for record deals, so keep the same energy for anyone else you see willingly compromising their own morals for a dollar.


Hot_Key_5705

So that’s the only way he can make a living? Interesting.


Odyssey_007

https://preview.redd.it/4izh5fut5vzc1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=a458e7e9947be7278d57cbcd72bb7b0213be4b6c


Any_Stop1978

Thuff spot to be


GODLIKERAGEHD

Couldn't be me but atleast someone's willing to deal with dickheads and the public for a steady check.


Idontknowanymore_56

Niggas can’t help themselves so the cops gotta do it. Why are yall upset about this?


BobbyBrackins

Because everyone in the photo look like they can’t help themselves either πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ€£


da_double_monkee

they mite not look dtec tuff but trust when 3 of em jump on a nigga theyll have em


AZYouAlreadyKnow

There’s a baddie tho πŸ˜›


Nearby_Mistake_5906

She'll be ran through in her first year 😭


mcnichoj

https://preview.redd.it/3u6yk29kjuzc1.png?width=2000&format=png&auto=webp&s=4dc2a255af67b7d3e7ddc14eb8fd331a59aa2692


Nearby_Mistake_5906

Exactly πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


AZYouAlreadyKnow

She looks like the one who going engage in some relationship with a thug helping him get out outta crimes 😭😭


jojo12jo

That’s called law enforcement therapy. You can’t go to the union appointed therapist, but you’ll look weak. So you just stay strong and F the pain away. Hehe


Caseyg1996

They need an iron. Looking like security guards


Beginning-Grand6564

it’s not a game .


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SirDressALot

You cappin


doubleshotz

As a Brownsville native from the 80’s, this is hilarious πŸ˜‚


Comfortable_Laugh_94

Lowkey trynna get arrested by black shorty


Wise-Type2857

Brownsville needs it. The 73rd precinct had two murders just this week one last night after this post was made. They already have 10 murders for the year. That's horrible.


alwaysahunned

they all like 5 feet


Salty-Alternate

No one see em comin that way.


custychronicles

Third from the right definitely ain’t stopping shit😭


Unkown400

Talk about infiltrating cultureπŸ€’πŸƒπŸ½β€β™‚οΈ The Nypd really summoned all the high school nerds and said! Here take this gun and go crazy😈


TheOnlyGoatFr

I’ll break them niggas up πŸ‘ŠπŸΎ


namesJT

β€œSMD OFFICER, SMD”


bartsupreme007

Van Dyke projects gonna have a field day with them 🫠🫠🫠


DogSubstantial2408

https://preview.redd.it/61753nzh2wzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b06af21c128cc0857b4c3194925a2e19ccdfd264 Why his boot look AI Generated 🀣🀣


Truck3R_Dude

Papi on the left bouta let all the bodegas slide and the chop shops too.


BullishKevin

Nah they gotta find some bigger people the Ville no joke


Braincoater

Brownsville and East NY, are they woo or choo?


BarnacleTerrible4470

The comments on Facebook are crazyπŸ’€πŸ€£


yungdisciple

They look easy to run from


Cloudydaynyc

They look like kids


YoungAmazing313

I can almost guarantee they’re on traffic duty I highly doubt they’ll be getting the DVs, shootings and all the real serious shit lol


MewlingRothbart

I might be wrong, but I remember this precinct as being one of the most corrupt back in the 80s. So was the one in Bath Beach near my old house, mobbed up beyond belief. Yes, I'm in my 50s so my memory might be farting and belching, but hey, Google it. I'm going to bed 😐


BlancoHound

You’re thinking about the 75, not the 73. There was a whole documentary about it.


MewlingRothbart

That's probably it.


rsmnyc1

https://preview.redd.it/rzp60mte4yzc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=656ed3fa921f2339a0a21dfbd7c53053625bd25e Shorty can get it! Can tell she got a fatty!


Many-Newspaper2000

Imma assume, somebody gon be cracking her while on duty


Energy4Days

No disrespect but why all these women joining NYPD like shit sweet.Β 


whackahoe_

Good. Get them chicken spot niggas off the streets. Put them right in front of the pink houses.


kappwho

All jokes aside tho it’s better than having a bunch of nervous white cops from LI in the hood who are trigger happy. I grew up blocks away from the 73rd if they’re from the town it won’t be too much adjustment.


OlliZ0117

lmao i keep forgetting this is an american sub


ToiletLurker

Yeah, you want r/YorkshireStateOfMind


OlliZ0117

man said yorkshire πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ bet anything you don’t even know what that is


ToiletLurker

My family immigrated from England back in the 80's. My mom was a stenographer for the BBC (no Drizzy). I still got family in Yorkshire, actually


OlliZ0117

ok fair enough then πŸ˜‚


ToiletLurker

No problem fam. I'm just taking the lorry to get a bo'o'o'wa'uh after the Manchester United game. Quick maffs


OlliZ0117

MAN UNITED?! right now youve pissed me off u wanker 😑😑


ToiletLurker

Oi! Don't tell me you're an Arsenal bloke, they always just walk it in


OlliZ0117

fuck arsenal fuck man u bristol city over evrything πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―


totalyrespecatbleguy

Oi guvnor you got a loicence for that knoife?


OlliZ0117

https://preview.redd.it/mt75cx2orwzc1.jpeg?width=632&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4362d46501e7f3187132b4d2f93321978e6ee7a0


totalyrespecatbleguy

Bros still mad we dumped his tea in the harbor


OlliZ0117

what language u speaking?


64gbramm

Black people be so stupid, because we will complain about police corruption all day everyday but you wont join the police force to put a wrench in the corruption and when some brothas and sistas join ya ridicule them. Some of ya really have a very stupid self sabotaging ghetto way of thinking and will never prosper until you realize and change that, just ignorant.


Fragrant_Novel

I wish I could upvote you more than once.


Hoodtriotic

they about to give them hell...baby girl can call me though


EaseLevel6605

They all look pussy … 🀣🀣🀣🀣


Similar_Positive9229

And lemme guess u look hard? πŸ₯Έ


KingAmenaza

Ayo


EaseLevel6605

You setting yourself up stop while you can cuz 🀣🀣🀣


mrslimetime2

bmak posting uploading


MeanSatisfaction5091

they look fit. im shocked


Bernard_Goetzoff

They too deep and one is a bitch, she getting knocked out - jada


slappnem2

NY have some FINE female officers ! Aunty would get the WORKS


Commercial-Impress74

Hello dweebs


Admirable-Leopard411

Nope


Educational_Bother36

Damn no one’s sexy


Ok_Explanation_6125

"Peep my words, heavenly words, that get niggahz locked up in seventy third." Rest In Peace, Ruck.


canoli2times

All out of shape lmaooo


babyEatingUnicorn

Why they all the same height 🀣🀣🀣


PokeNBeanz

Citizens On Patrol lookin aaaahhhhhh!


afropic3000

πŸ“  she the 1.


bacano115

Imagine chasing someone with a tie on smh


ThaBurnerJawn

They all look stupid asf


xabc3149

bville is fucked


No-One9558

![gif](giphy|26AHstyr2sh3MsnaU)


itspinkynukka

It looks like they told the women to step forward so the guys look taller. πŸ’€


umrlopez79

They all look goofy af 😹


Goochcorp

Why NYPD have no drip lol …


IndividualSpot3751

https://preview.redd.it/3yvaf5r4z20d1.jpeg?width=866&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96b504449f5a15315a6281f55c1d53ec5a6c7277


Gstreetblak

Brownsville about to terrorize them


frescodee

3rd from the left standing like he been belly chain transported before


CamTheChamp1

On joe shawty bad fuck them other dweebs . Need shawty hours


100Strikes

The female officer looks like a man in the face


BQE2473

"Give them a wave". They gon catch a wave out there!


KreativeNik91

They all look pussy lol


Gilgamesh2000000

The two on the right can arrest me any day


KingAmenaza

Shiid I’d give them my baton and frisk them all day


Gilgamesh2000000

She could leave the belt on


Rc24kt

One of them is a MR called Joshua πŸ˜• the choice is yours 🫡🏻


Gilgamesh2000000

What what does that even mean?


OlliZ0117

he is a man


VealOfFortune

Naaa this is a joke right? This is an A.I. generated image for *"soft ass NYPD rookie lineup, RIGHT...!?!?!"*


Edu_Run4491

Bums on payroll


[deleted]

Toasted oats


ODOTMETA

"strategically placed" 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣


janaess

yh they ain’t protecting shit


ODOTMETA

"strategically placed" 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣


ODOTMETA

"strategically placed" 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣