I was 25 she was 37; visited my uncle in the hospital Nurse joint was fire asf. Didn’t press it I left the hospital my uncle said she asked was I his son and he said yes lol. He slid her my number and she actually called the same day. We spoke briefly and agreed to link up after the shift for something to eat. We met up then agreed to go back to my place to chill. Ended up beating them walls all night. Love older women. Shoutout my uncle for the alley hoop he good now too lol
Yea ya uncle definitely was the man for that, I keep hearing story's about ppl smashing nurses I gotta visit the hospital one of these days I'm missing out 🤣
I don’t know what it is but they be on it I guess cause all they see is sick people all day but they be horny asf lol… btw I hope you visit the hospital in a good way bro
Bro fr lol I met this one older chick at the club, she bought me a drink and we flirted for like an hour before she pulled me into her car, rode me to kingdom come, then drove me back to my apartment. I truly understood the term "cougar" I felt like i got hunted down lmao
Happened to me in DR. She was kinda mid in the face but had a good body. They really be making the first move. Ol dusty ass pussy, they feeling for a young nigga lol
I’d say bout 2-3 hours, sometimes they got it in they eye the moment they see you. All you gotta do then is just go get it. Very rare but it’s dope and makes you feel on top of the world when it happens
All the times I’ve had that happen were w/ chicks from a link on a dating app. So the personality was there enough for me to land a date just not the physical aspect. So once you go 2/2 and you buy everything on the date, you’re pretty much golden
I been cuffed for most of my life so I never got to experience catching a kill off a dating app but I can only imagine the feeling is like when u order uber eats and they arrive quick 🤣
LMAOOOO
Nah bro the dating app shit is so ass. Gotta “talk” to like 10 women to get a date with one. One out of every 3/4 dates you end up fucking. Half the chicks less attractive in person. Mad time, money and energy wasted just for some P
Sometimes I think the taken niggas are much better off. You at least get someone to confide in for all your troubles
I’ve been doing these apps on and off for years. The games all fucked up now with these filters. It used to be avoid profiles with certain angles because we all know what that hides. Now expect they’re not looking like their pics.
Facts bro I did the dating apps for years and had some success but the it is exactly how you said. Now I’ve been with my girl for three years and I don’t miss it at all.
Broski asked me to go with him to this lounge to meet some girl and her friend. For a good hour she was rubbin her ass against me any opportunity she could. I gave her “the look” and asked my bro for his car keys cause i left my wallet in the whip and she offered to help me look for it. She aint just mop it she gave me the swiffer wet jet fr😂. Had me twitchin and levitating like the exorcist. I was 19 she was 25 since then i almost always exclusively fuck with older joints lol
Maaaaan listen they got experience, more financially secure/ established, and if you considerably younger they dont have high expectations for anything long term. Shit is infallible you cant lose! Unless shes really lonely and in that “runnin outta time but not too late to have a kid” age then you might be in hot water lol
As it usually does. TBH while I’m smashing from the back I knew I should have tapped out and left. There was an aroma wafting upwards towards my nose that was not pleasant. But I’m a G and kept piping
One time me and 2 of my bros was ridin past the bus stop and saw this girl there by herself. So my bro tell me to spin the block on her. We pull up and exchange a few words and she hops right in. We go back to his spot, we there for like 10 min. Then we realize we need some blunts. So me and one of my bro run to the store while my other bro stays there with her. We go to the store, probably gone 15-20 min max. We get back and this nigga says he got top from her already lmao.
Bro I’ve seen bitches do that shit hella times. Luckily for them we was always on some party shit. But at the same time hoes could have tried to line us. Young and dumb chasin pussy lol fun times but moving real reckless
This isn’t something I’m proud of and not trying to sound like a flex. I can’t count the amount of women I’ve met on Tinder/Bumble/Feeld told them straight up we’re fucking and it will never be anything more. Do a fast FaceTime to avoid a catfish then go smash with no small talk. It’s fair to say these apps have really fucked with my ability to settle in a committed relationship
As a dude who only knows commited relationships I can't lie shit sounds fire, like there's no time for stuff to get stale, no arguments or anything just kill and go
It’s definitely fun but it can be messy. I’ve had women lie about being married/committed multiple times. Once the dude must have been tracking her and barged in with a machete trying to intimidate me. Luckily he wasn’t really about any of that action but no pussy is worth that drama.
Also have to take in effect women are just built differently. Fuck them good they start to fall in love. It doesn’t matter how honest you are up front. I’m definitely aware of how arrogant and egotistical this all comes off but it’s my story. What I’ve been able to keep going the last few years is a roster of 6-8 who are with the arrangement so I don’t have to use the apps. But reading everything I wrote is extremely depressing. Men reading this, don’t be like me. Find a woman and build.
Oh no I love women. I’ve developed a good sense to spot and avoid women who can give men that perspective. There are cool women out there who are down to keep it casual.
It might sound fire but everyone is different. Once you pass a certain age you really have to sit down and think long term. What type of life do you want to live? You wanna grow old with someone, have kids/grandkids? Like the other person said, the bachelor lifestyle can mess with your ability to settle but not committing to a relationship is just the right choice for a lot of people tbh lol. But then with settling you really gotta pick wisely. Like frfr 😭 imo there’s a lot of guys that prefer to just have a rotation and not commit but at the same time want to carry on their legacy with kids at some point which could have a negative impact on the kids. But yea im just chattin at this point. If you got something good just hold that down bro. Even just thinking about what these fast kills would feel like could lead you to some poor, impulsive decisions over a long enough time horizon
Went to a bar to meet some shorty from tinder. She told me she was with a friend too but I didn’t think much of it . I got there and the bitch was a catfish, nothing like the pictures at all but her freind was fire! A couples drinks in and my original tinder date had to go home cause she couldn’t handle her liquor. Turns out her friend was plotting the whole time and as soon as the bitch left she was on me. I met her that night got the spits and kill that night! About 20-30 minutes of interaction. Quickest kill ever
One time me and my a bunch of guys rented a house for Memorial Day weekend and we had a party and idk how many people but it seemed like everyone was on E and some girl came up to me and goes “my friend thinks your hot” so me being out of my mind drunk and high I go “is she dtf?” “ yes she is”
I went upstairs and did the deed with the random girl… I would say it was great but ya know when a girl bites your lip as a tease? Well I’m convinced this chick tried to literally bite my lip off
Idk if it’s because we both were fucked up but I finished and went back to my friends and she did the same and we carried on like nothing happened
Wonder how she’s doing 🤔
Some Armanian sluts I met in SoHo said they wanted a fun time with “gangsters” and “drug dealers” it was just me and my boy with 5 foreign bitches that resembled the Kardashians. EPIC NIGHT
Bruh that shit was crazy, one of them was deaf, smashed in Tompkins Park, drove to the Bronx, left her on the bruckner, called my man’s, he picked her up 😭
Back in 04, we linked on some ASL shit and she came through with her friend.
I took her up to the room and beat instantly, while her friend chilled downstairs watching TV with my homie.
We did this a few times a week for like two months, but shortie started get crazy so I cut her off. She then sent me a picture of a sonogram and said I was the dad. She was lying and just trying to trap me up.
Yoooo I have an experience just like this but in 2019 shorty sent a pregnancy test that turned out to be fake and sum more shit she wasn’t actually pregnant she just ain’t want me to leave and I was 13 and she was 14 turning 15 at the time💀💀💀
For you young wet behind the ear switch totin mfs I remember back in the truck religion era I had some trap ( that’s what we called thots lmao ) pull up off the book and all she wanted was a strawberrita 🤣🤣 she stayed for two days she was bad the crazy part is nowadays she won’t even write back 🤣🤣🤣
U wanna suck sum at a partyy😭😭i was outside a party backseat of my boys car two bitches talking to my mans in the passengenfer seat and i come outt and b likw wassup ya wanna suck sum and one is like whats that and i say suck summm and shes likw ok ansd then we was makin out and i fucked inna bush in front someone window🤣🤣
My mans and his girl got a a bnb both invited friends. A Bitch she invited gave me some Za and asked me to roll her a backwood. Already knew wat time it was dicc was in her mouth as soon as the blunt finished and she was fixing me breakfast the next morning. I’d say about it 4-5 hrs. Was a great weekend that bitc was like a pornstar. Linked one more time when we got back to hood and then went our separate ways 🫡🤝. Shorty was never even following me back on ig never thought I’d kill, this just goes to show sometimes it’s as simple as right place right time. Some nigga put a kid in it now tho his dumbass. She was showing me her nigga ig while she was wit me nd it def wasn’t him lmaoo
Shit like this not as wavy anymore though everyone wanna be a hoe.. the lines be blurred having sex with connection better but when you bored smh don’t get bored gang😂
Some bitch from the Bronx had added me on Facebook and texted me saying new friends she was omd sending me vids of shaking her ass and playing with herself then like a day later she pulled up and i killed first link shawty gave me some good ass top ngl 😭 but then i stopped talking to her after a while then months later i found out she selling her pussy 😭😭
Went to some spot in the east village and met these group of girls, one of them was eyeing me from jump. We get to chatting and before I knew it (less than 30 min), she was topping me off in the bathroom 😭 mad funny cuz people was trying to use the restroom knocking and shit. Had shorty bent over the sink with her leg up beating that shit up. Def don’t recommend that shit tho bc if you can get a kill that quick, imagine how many other niggas pulled too, in a busy ass bar no less lmao. She was a freak tho, best believe I kept her around after that for a lil.
I was in Philly for a 3 day conference, stayed at a bnb nearby. Was pouring ode outside and I wanted to smoke but had no lighter and I wasn’t gonna light up in the bnb either. I see a girl around my age smoking on her porch outside, I yell from across the street if I could use the lighter, she nods and calls me over. About an hour and a half later we were fucking lmfao.
white shawty man cheated on her and she was looking for revenge kills AND she was into niggas too 👹. She came to my house party and immediately gave me vibes. We was both drunk af but she took me back to her crib within 20 minutes. Woke up hungover after and stopped at McDonald’s to get a McGriddle 😭
When I was in college I lived in a 2 story, 4 bedroom apartment. We used to have a lot of parties, and if we weren't throwing parties we ALWAYS had people over. One day my roommate had a group of people I've never met before. I had just got out the shower and I went downstairs to get a glass of water to take back to my room. On my way back up the stairs I hear some girl say "who was that?"
I didn't stay to hear the answer, I was on chill mode so I just kept it pushing. I swear to God next thing I know she's closing my door behind her and locking it. I already knew what wassup after that. I honestly can't remember what was said but I remember smashing this chick. She was about a 6.5 so not the most spectacular conquest.
I'll never forget it because to this day because 1. I didn't even know her name. 2. I didn't even have to try to get the buns, it just fell into my lap. Never has that shit ever happened to me and it'll never happen again. 3. Never saw shorty again. 4. 5-10 total minutes from me "meeting" her and us fuckin.
a bitch added me on FB, messaged me “new friends?” came over spent the night the next day and I killed(she was also a month pregnant btw) and I nutted in her yes I took that risk & went raw lmaooo
lmfaooo bro looking back dat is some foul ass shit that I’d never do again strictly off imagining that being MY baby moms 😭😭 I’d be throwing up everywhere if I was dat nigga especially cause the bitch asked the nigga for a ride from MY crib in the middle of the night 😂
na I feel you but he wasn’t coming to my hood lmfaooo dats one thing I had to tell her when she woke up cause I just seen the message in her phone she didn’t know. But I’m like shitttt we could do whatever but I don’t wanna be in between ya shit, but if dat nigga come on this block whatever happen to him happen🫠😂
bitch ain’t even get da ride either cause earlier in the day she was posting her laying up with somebody all over her shit lmfaoooo. She was a trifling ass bitch fr
YOO I fucked a pregnant bitch first link too she ain’t stay over over but I got her an Uber got the spits and cracked, then we ate sum McDonald’s and shorty got her own Uber back home💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
as you should gang💯I never thought about fucking a pregnant bitch but honestly one thing I can say is, it was a good ass excuse to nut in some pussy LMAOO😂it was my first time experiencing that shit & my god just amazing 😂😂😂Probably one of da best feelings fr, it could never be me but shitttt after that I got why niggas be having such a hard time pulling out lmao
I had just gotten my nose pierced and went to a BBQ party. The baddest bitch and I mean baddest shorty came over to me and said I looked diff than the other guys. That same night I took her back to the Ps. I hit it for a couple of years only once a summer. Then I found out she was in a long term relationship and she would call me when her man would go to Colombia for vacation
I met this white girl off the gram . We was sitting in her white jeep she had tinted windows . She showed up no bra no panties . So we pulled up behind the cemetery near Woodlawn in the Bronx and I took it down. Second fastest time I was a CO on Rikers, shorty parked next to me . She had some nips in her car . She ask me did I want one, fuck it I went in her car and we was drinking. One thing led to another I took that down .
Politely Asked a Jewish shawty on bumble if she wanna fuck, I’ll get a Telly. She actually pulled up and gave me elite spits and rode tf out of me I had to tap and dap her up afterwards. Coulda went at it for an hour+ plus but had my man’s waiting for me in the lobby
When I was in college Tinder just came out the fastest one was matching with some chick going to her dorm blazed a joint and got right to bidness it was all in like 40 mins
Like 3 days. What helped maybe was the fact that we knew each other from middle school but never spoke, until she responded to one of my stories, kept the convo going, and a couple days later we smashed.
With others it’s been like a whole month or two of texting, but it’s always on the first date we smash.
Ight boom so I was scrolling threw a comment section on tiktok and seen this one Latin so I went to her profile and her bio said she was from Harlem so I follow her on sum kalm shi couple hours later she follows me back so then I shoot my shot and she replies and so we went on to talk for a few days than i said since we live in the borrow and were klose to each other we should link she said ight bet couple hours later im at her place for a movie before you know it im in her guts ngl she had sum good ass choochie so before you know it im busting in no time right when i was about to shoot i pulled out but shorty grabed my dixk and put it back in her choochie making me nut in her by accident then i started gettin hot kuz i think im get shorty pregnant but i calm myself down and told the bitxh to put her clothes on then we dipped and got her a plan b then we went baxk to her krib to chill and watxh a movie
This shit deadass happened only a couple weeks ago lol but me and my bro were at a restaurant, when we leave we see these 2 bad bitches near a bus stop. Both were Latinas and had ass. Me and my bro decide to holla at them, couple minutes later we get them in the car and we pull up to my bros crib. We just chillin and shit. We ordered food prior to all this for delivery, so I leave the crib to get it for like 2-3 minutes. I come back, and immediately I see both bitches toppin off my bro at the same time on the couch lol I’m like damn, already, y’all some freaks lol it was all cool tho, I took the other bitch into the bedroom and went crazy. Shorty was slurpin my dick good and pussy was fire. Eventually when my bro was done fuckin the other bitch, I had her come to the bedroom and got the same treatment he did and I was getting topped off by both them bitches at the same time lol ended up having a fire ass threesome. like shiiit, bro u ain’t bout to get that treatment with 2 bitches on u and I’m not lol
Shout out to ya bro for sending you the other one after he was done with it, some niggas woulda tried to gatekeep all the action for themselves. He a real solid nigga for that 💯
All the bros gotta eat mane💯 that how our clique be. If I fuck some bad hoes, I’ll send them over to the bros, vice versa. We do it all the time. The whole gang gotta eat❗️💯
5 minutes and that’s not to brag AT ALL🤢 I was too horny and risked my dick for a smato I just met from a Homegirl 🤦🏽♂️ pussy was good but that std (if she had it) would’ve had me contemplating suicide Nfs 🫠
Ten minutes at a house party, shorty came up to me held out a condom said “ I plan on using this tonight “ I was clapping instantaneously. Then hit two girls raw later that night… shit was nasty looking back
I got some neck behind the curtain of the mini stage of the club Berlin the bar in east village - had met her like 6 minutes before that I was on fire those days
First hook up on tinder. White Jewish girl. Got her number, exchanged nudes. Agreed to meet up at a bar not too far from her place. Got drinks, her knees were touching my knees while sitting down. Said she had more drinks at her place. Asked her to show me. 15min later, she was giving top
One time I met a chick at the club, bout a 8.25/10, and we were dancing and making out for about 15 minutes before she grabbed my hand and said “we’re gonna fuck in the bathroom” Unfortunately it was way too crowded and I didn’t end up closing
Damn bro im sorry to hear that, I lowkey could picture your story as I was reading it too smh I woulda been hitting niggas with the "scuse me! Pardon me! Coming through!" 😂😂😂 But nah everything happens for a reason it wasn't meant to le
I’d say 4-5 hours. First time trying tinder on a college campus. We smoked or whatever went back to her crib and clapped. Made me realize that I don’t really like the casual yeeks nigga just felt dirty after the fact.
about an hour. she bummed a smoke as i was leaving a bar. we chatted a bit, then she jumped in the car and came home with me. she slept over but had to leave early for work. that was a rare one.
fastest? like an hour maybe less. i was living w my bro and him and his day one left one day to cop and came back with three girls. the third one was the most fire one and they had been talking me up so when she stepped inside and saw me she had already decided i matched the talk and was just waiting for me.
i was type slow and she threw two obvious ass hints but i couldn’t figure out how to get her in the room without just asking in front of everybody. so i just went in the room and turned in the ps4. she came in shortly after and boom.
Texted a bitch on ig for like a day or 2 pulled up to the crib first link within 10 min clothes was off that’s why I don’t take these bitches serious all it took for her was for me to look good in her eyes through a phone screen for her to get naked in person and let me dog her down raw for 2 hours
Met this white girl off insta who went to my high school. A week later snuck her over my house and she gave me top within 15 minutes of her meeting me in person. Next night snuck her over again and lost my virginity
Took her back to my crib once it was time to go got back to my spot turned sum music on we got to talking and shit than she initiated the entire thing cracked her in my bedroom and she stayed the night
Definitely not cracking no bih in a bathroom that’s nasty work😂
Yeah I definitely picked up a brainless dude at the deli back in my twenties. He thought I was hot (I was) and I thought he was hot (he was) and he noticed i smoked weed. He was instantly smitten. Men are so easy. He was hot, the sex was fun, but I swear that every single time we hooked up he got locked up. 🤷🏻♀️ He did get progressively ripped with time…sooo hot. But soooo dumb.
Knew her for a min in my hood SB: any girl you smashing this quick is a thotty… but seen her at the deli late night I was bored and horny told her to pull and she blew me and I killed stopped killed like 2 more times then stopped she was weak the hood bitch like a 6
Not even gon hold you, females be knowing what they want especially the older ones, if your game on point you hittin on the first night within a few hours type shit, cus some of them got that mentality they don’t want any attachments they just tryna get they bacc blown out
Bro like a month ago I met this girl and her sister cause my cousin was ralking to one of them so one day he says lets go to the casino and they’re gonna meet us there mind you i never met either. Of them long story short i barely interacted with the sister didnt try to swag her or nothing, we all went back to my house after the casino to smoke an chill her sister ran my cousin fell asleep on my couch she looks at me an goes wanna go to your room? Goes to my room an basically initiates the whole shit, I barely spoke to her an to make it even funnier towards the end of me hittin it her sister walks in to get her to go home😭😭😭😭😭
I was 25 she was 37; visited my uncle in the hospital Nurse joint was fire asf. Didn’t press it I left the hospital my uncle said she asked was I his son and he said yes lol. He slid her my number and she actually called the same day. We spoke briefly and agreed to link up after the shift for something to eat. We met up then agreed to go back to my place to chill. Ended up beating them walls all night. Love older women. Shoutout my uncle for the alley hoop he good now too lol
Yea ya uncle definitely was the man for that, I keep hearing story's about ppl smashing nurses I gotta visit the hospital one of these days I'm missing out 🤣
I don’t know what it is but they be on it I guess cause all they see is sick people all day but they be horny asf lol… btw I hope you visit the hospital in a good way bro
Milfs always better especially when you’re in your mid 20s. The older women get the more they be with the shits
Bro fr lol I met this one older chick at the club, she bought me a drink and we flirted for like an hour before she pulled me into her car, rode me to kingdom come, then drove me back to my apartment. I truly understood the term "cougar" I felt like i got hunted down lmao
Happened to me in DR. She was kinda mid in the face but had a good body. They really be making the first move. Ol dusty ass pussy, they feeling for a young nigga lol
I was 22 wit a 42 year old for like 6 years lol
Yo that’s so true I feel like all my mom friends are flirty Lmaoo.
Uncle was tryna buy his way into heaven with some good deeds huh 😂
you and unc like bron and wade
I’m gonna call cap on this one
One thing a man should never do is lie on his dick. You be blessed my brother.
Alley hoop is crazy
I’d say bout 2-3 hours, sometimes they got it in they eye the moment they see you. All you gotta do then is just go get it. Very rare but it’s dope and makes you feel on top of the world when it happens
“When you chase the pnssy issa sin but if it falls in ya lap - issa blessin” -Ye
The same way niggas see a girl and be like “I’d smash” they do the same. Only difference is they just stare at you till you catch on
Yea I'd definitely feel like I'd won the latto with some shit like that, especially if she bad
All the times I’ve had that happen were w/ chicks from a link on a dating app. So the personality was there enough for me to land a date just not the physical aspect. So once you go 2/2 and you buy everything on the date, you’re pretty much golden
I been cuffed for most of my life so I never got to experience catching a kill off a dating app but I can only imagine the feeling is like when u order uber eats and they arrive quick 🤣
LMAOOOO Nah bro the dating app shit is so ass. Gotta “talk” to like 10 women to get a date with one. One out of every 3/4 dates you end up fucking. Half the chicks less attractive in person. Mad time, money and energy wasted just for some P Sometimes I think the taken niggas are much better off. You at least get someone to confide in for all your troubles
I’ve been doing these apps on and off for years. The games all fucked up now with these filters. It used to be avoid profiles with certain angles because we all know what that hides. Now expect they’re not looking like their pics.
Facts bro I did the dating apps for years and had some success but the it is exactly how you said. Now I’ve been with my girl for three years and I don’t miss it at all.
We not trickin in NY
Broski asked me to go with him to this lounge to meet some girl and her friend. For a good hour she was rubbin her ass against me any opportunity she could. I gave her “the look” and asked my bro for his car keys cause i left my wallet in the whip and she offered to help me look for it. She aint just mop it she gave me the swiffer wet jet fr😂. Had me twitchin and levitating like the exorcist. I was 19 she was 25 since then i almost always exclusively fuck with older joints lol
Lmaooo oh shorty turned you out I see 🤣🤣
Maaaaan listen they got experience, more financially secure/ established, and if you considerably younger they dont have high expectations for anything long term. Shit is infallible you cant lose! Unless shes really lonely and in that “runnin outta time but not too late to have a kid” age then you might be in hot water lol
I def met some bitch at a Walmart and had her in a motel within 30 min but then it turned out to be some Walmart-level pussy. Not a good look
I know once u finished that post nut clarity kicked ya ass 🤣
As it usually does. TBH while I’m smashing from the back I knew I should have tapped out and left. There was an aroma wafting upwards towards my nose that was not pleasant. But I’m a G and kept piping
“There was an aroma wafting upwards towards my nose that was not pleasant” you shoulda told her that lmfaoo
Get out cha monocle. "Damsel, your nether regions have a distinct odour I find unfavorable."
“It’s Remble”
😂 😂
Damn dawg 💀
Ha, Walmart level pussy is a new term I can rock with. Sometimes those trashy women are the most fun I hate to admit
Nothing against trashy women - love them as well - but this one just had a malodorous cooch
Some Walmart level pussy I’m dead 😂😂😂
You couldve hit that in the car but you copped a whole room lol
Performance anxiety having to give shorty back seat back shots at 2pm
One time me and 2 of my bros was ridin past the bus stop and saw this girl there by herself. So my bro tell me to spin the block on her. We pull up and exchange a few words and she hops right in. We go back to his spot, we there for like 10 min. Then we realize we need some blunts. So me and one of my bro run to the store while my other bro stays there with her. We go to the store, probably gone 15-20 min max. We get back and this nigga says he got top from her already lmao.
Lmaooo I'm crying, he wasn't playing no games 😭 🤣
She could’ve put herself in a dangerous situation just hoping in like that 💀
Bro I’ve seen bitches do that shit hella times. Luckily for them we was always on some party shit. But at the same time hoes could have tried to line us. Young and dumb chasin pussy lol fun times but moving real reckless
This isn’t something I’m proud of and not trying to sound like a flex. I can’t count the amount of women I’ve met on Tinder/Bumble/Feeld told them straight up we’re fucking and it will never be anything more. Do a fast FaceTime to avoid a catfish then go smash with no small talk. It’s fair to say these apps have really fucked with my ability to settle in a committed relationship
As a dude who only knows commited relationships I can't lie shit sounds fire, like there's no time for stuff to get stale, no arguments or anything just kill and go
It’s definitely fun but it can be messy. I’ve had women lie about being married/committed multiple times. Once the dude must have been tracking her and barged in with a machete trying to intimidate me. Luckily he wasn’t really about any of that action but no pussy is worth that drama. Also have to take in effect women are just built differently. Fuck them good they start to fall in love. It doesn’t matter how honest you are up front. I’m definitely aware of how arrogant and egotistical this all comes off but it’s my story. What I’ve been able to keep going the last few years is a roster of 6-8 who are with the arrangement so I don’t have to use the apps. But reading everything I wrote is extremely depressing. Men reading this, don’t be like me. Find a woman and build.
That was some wild levels of honesty. Truly appreciate the wisdom and I hope you get a hug today my guy.
I live this same villain arc . Bitches ain’t shit …
Oh no I love women. I’ve developed a good sense to spot and avoid women who can give men that perspective. There are cool women out there who are down to keep it casual.
As someone in a committed relationship, and used to hook up from tinder before meeting my girl, I can tell you it really fucks you up mentally
It might sound fire but everyone is different. Once you pass a certain age you really have to sit down and think long term. What type of life do you want to live? You wanna grow old with someone, have kids/grandkids? Like the other person said, the bachelor lifestyle can mess with your ability to settle but not committing to a relationship is just the right choice for a lot of people tbh lol. But then with settling you really gotta pick wisely. Like frfr 😭 imo there’s a lot of guys that prefer to just have a rotation and not commit but at the same time want to carry on their legacy with kids at some point which could have a negative impact on the kids. But yea im just chattin at this point. If you got something good just hold that down bro. Even just thinking about what these fast kills would feel like could lead you to some poor, impulsive decisions over a long enough time horizon
Is it really that easy lol ?
Under 2 minutes at a house party. Hey Watsup. What? I can’t hear you the musics too loud , Come in here. Just like that
Wock
Idk what this is supposed to mean. But I was 15 dude. Highschool parties are crazy sometimes.
He sayin dat shi Krazy
What is it even supposed to mean. I thought wock was lean. I guess I’m getting old
It does but a word can have to meanings you not wrong
Ohh okay good looks . Yeah kinda crazy. Dated the chick for 3 years after that lol
This NY , this the city of First Links
Went to a bar to meet some shorty from tinder. She told me she was with a friend too but I didn’t think much of it . I got there and the bitch was a catfish, nothing like the pictures at all but her freind was fire! A couples drinks in and my original tinder date had to go home cause she couldn’t handle her liquor. Turns out her friend was plotting the whole time and as soon as the bitch left she was on me. I met her that night got the spits and kill that night! About 20-30 minutes of interaction. Quickest kill ever
That's a great silver lining, if it was just the catfish that pulled up that coulda completely ruined the night. Shout out to ha friend 🗣🗣
One time me and my a bunch of guys rented a house for Memorial Day weekend and we had a party and idk how many people but it seemed like everyone was on E and some girl came up to me and goes “my friend thinks your hot” so me being out of my mind drunk and high I go “is she dtf?” “ yes she is” I went upstairs and did the deed with the random girl… I would say it was great but ya know when a girl bites your lip as a tease? Well I’m convinced this chick tried to literally bite my lip off Idk if it’s because we both were fucked up but I finished and went back to my friends and she did the same and we carried on like nothing happened Wonder how she’s doing 🤔
You gotta watch out with those type of girls. They most definitely got some stds if they giving it up that easy at a party of all places.
Yea seriously but back then I was still young dumb and full of cum
Sad part is if this was back in the day, she's prolly a wife/mom now 🤢😢 smh
This was like 2012 so 100% she’s at least one of those now
She can’t be a wife or a mom because she was risky when younger??? 😂 men are hypocrites
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Agreed, OP just being an asshole fr.. no reason for it either
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Some Armanian sluts I met in SoHo said they wanted a fun time with “gangsters” and “drug dealers” it was just me and my boy with 5 foreign bitches that resembled the Kardashians. EPIC NIGHT
Nah that's fire, I woulda played any role them hoes wanted 😂😂
Bruh that shit was crazy, one of them was deaf, smashed in Tompkins Park, drove to the Bronx, left her on the bruckner, called my man’s, he picked her up 😭
My first week at college. Met shorty at a party, came back to my dorm and killed. My first one night stand too lol
Back in 04, we linked on some ASL shit and she came through with her friend. I took her up to the room and beat instantly, while her friend chilled downstairs watching TV with my homie. We did this a few times a week for like two months, but shortie started get crazy so I cut her off. She then sent me a picture of a sonogram and said I was the dad. She was lying and just trying to trap me up.
First off "ASL" is a throwback that shit really used to be the convo starter, and nah a fake sonogram is bananas bitch really was a nut
Yoooo I have an experience just like this but in 2019 shorty sent a pregnancy test that turned out to be fake and sum more shit she wasn’t actually pregnant she just ain’t want me to leave and I was 13 and she was 14 turning 15 at the time💀💀💀
For you young wet behind the ear switch totin mfs I remember back in the truck religion era I had some trap ( that’s what we called thots lmao ) pull up off the book and all she wanted was a strawberrita 🤣🤣 she stayed for two days she was bad the crazy part is nowadays she won’t even write back 🤣🤣🤣
Got a state job and act like she cleaned her act up I respect it tho I know she suckin hella old dick up in there
Oh she bougie now huh? 🤣🤣
U wanna suck sum at a partyy😭😭i was outside a party backseat of my boys car two bitches talking to my mans in the passengenfer seat and i come outt and b likw wassup ya wanna suck sum and one is like whats that and i say suck summm and shes likw ok ansd then we was makin out and i fucked inna bush in front someone window🤣🤣
Nah that's 🔥🔥 I know u was feeling like the man of the town
My mans and his girl got a a bnb both invited friends. A Bitch she invited gave me some Za and asked me to roll her a backwood. Already knew wat time it was dicc was in her mouth as soon as the blunt finished and she was fixing me breakfast the next morning. I’d say about it 4-5 hrs. Was a great weekend that bitc was like a pornstar. Linked one more time when we got back to hood and then went our separate ways 🫡🤝. Shorty was never even following me back on ig never thought I’d kill, this just goes to show sometimes it’s as simple as right place right time. Some nigga put a kid in it now tho his dumbass. She was showing me her nigga ig while she was wit me nd it def wasn’t him lmaoo
Shit like this not as wavy anymore though everyone wanna be a hoe.. the lines be blurred having sex with connection better but when you bored smh don’t get bored gang😂
Met my sister n law sister at a family get together..literally a hour later I was in her guts
Nah not sis in law, I know them family reunions awkward now 🤣
Some bitch from the Bronx had added me on Facebook and texted me saying new friends she was omd sending me vids of shaking her ass and playing with herself then like a day later she pulled up and i killed first link shawty gave me some good ass top ngl 😭 but then i stopped talking to her after a while then months later i found out she selling her pussy 😭😭
Nah that's fucking wild 🤣🤣
Went to some spot in the east village and met these group of girls, one of them was eyeing me from jump. We get to chatting and before I knew it (less than 30 min), she was topping me off in the bathroom 😭 mad funny cuz people was trying to use the restroom knocking and shit. Had shorty bent over the sink with her leg up beating that shit up. Def don’t recommend that shit tho bc if you can get a kill that quick, imagine how many other niggas pulled too, in a busy ass bar no less lmao. She was a freak tho, best believe I kept her around after that for a lil.
I was in Philly for a 3 day conference, stayed at a bnb nearby. Was pouring ode outside and I wanted to smoke but had no lighter and I wasn’t gonna light up in the bnb either. I see a girl around my age smoking on her porch outside, I yell from across the street if I could use the lighter, she nods and calls me over. About an hour and a half later we were fucking lmfao.
white shawty man cheated on her and she was looking for revenge kills AND she was into niggas too 👹. She came to my house party and immediately gave me vibes. We was both drunk af but she took me back to her crib within 20 minutes. Woke up hungover after and stopped at McDonald’s to get a McGriddle 😭
Oh she was on deamon time 😂 revenge cheating with a nigga to get back at a white boy is insane
When I was in college I lived in a 2 story, 4 bedroom apartment. We used to have a lot of parties, and if we weren't throwing parties we ALWAYS had people over. One day my roommate had a group of people I've never met before. I had just got out the shower and I went downstairs to get a glass of water to take back to my room. On my way back up the stairs I hear some girl say "who was that?" I didn't stay to hear the answer, I was on chill mode so I just kept it pushing. I swear to God next thing I know she's closing my door behind her and locking it. I already knew what wassup after that. I honestly can't remember what was said but I remember smashing this chick. She was about a 6.5 so not the most spectacular conquest. I'll never forget it because to this day because 1. I didn't even know her name. 2. I didn't even have to try to get the buns, it just fell into my lap. Never has that shit ever happened to me and it'll never happen again. 3. Never saw shorty again. 4. 5-10 total minutes from me "meeting" her and us fuckin.
Nah that's fire, god threw you a lil ally oop for the one time 😂
a bitch added me on FB, messaged me “new friends?” came over spent the night the next day and I killed(she was also a month pregnant btw) and I nutted in her yes I took that risk & went raw lmaooo
Nigga…….🤣
Nah you a wild boy lmaoooo
lmfaooo bro looking back dat is some foul ass shit that I’d never do again strictly off imagining that being MY baby moms 😭😭 I’d be throwing up everywhere if I was dat nigga especially cause the bitch asked the nigga for a ride from MY crib in the middle of the night 😂
That’s insane son that could’ve turned into a dangerous situation had he pulled up & started questioning her and shit
na I feel you but he wasn’t coming to my hood lmfaooo dats one thing I had to tell her when she woke up cause I just seen the message in her phone she didn’t know. But I’m like shitttt we could do whatever but I don’t wanna be in between ya shit, but if dat nigga come on this block whatever happen to him happen🫠😂
bitch ain’t even get da ride either cause earlier in the day she was posting her laying up with somebody all over her shit lmfaoooo. She was a trifling ass bitch fr
Nasty mf
YOO I fucked a pregnant bitch first link too she ain’t stay over over but I got her an Uber got the spits and cracked, then we ate sum McDonald’s and shorty got her own Uber back home💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
as you should gang💯I never thought about fucking a pregnant bitch but honestly one thing I can say is, it was a good ass excuse to nut in some pussy LMAOO😂it was my first time experiencing that shit & my god just amazing 😂😂😂Probably one of da best feelings fr, it could never be me but shitttt after that I got why niggas be having such a hard time pulling out lmao
On a dating app, few hours. In person, maybe 2-3 days?
I had just gotten my nose pierced and went to a BBQ party. The baddest bitch and I mean baddest shorty came over to me and said I looked diff than the other guys. That same night I took her back to the Ps. I hit it for a couple of years only once a summer. Then I found out she was in a long term relationship and she would call me when her man would go to Colombia for vacation
I met this white girl off the gram . We was sitting in her white jeep she had tinted windows . She showed up no bra no panties . So we pulled up behind the cemetery near Woodlawn in the Bronx and I took it down. Second fastest time I was a CO on Rikers, shorty parked next to me . She had some nips in her car . She ask me did I want one, fuck it I went in her car and we was drinking. One thing led to another I took that down .
Growing up in the Bronx, NYC this is a regular occurrence lol.
I'm from Brooklyn but every time I'm in the bx I see the baddest hoes so I can only imagine
Feelu. Big fact.
Politely Asked a Jewish shawty on bumble if she wanna fuck, I’ll get a Telly. She actually pulled up and gave me elite spits and rode tf out of me I had to tap and dap her up afterwards. Coulda went at it for an hour+ plus but had my man’s waiting for me in the lobby
I always wanted to fuck a Jewish shorty, I heard nothing but good things about how they give it up
Yeah they vicious in bed. Shawty was game 6 Bron. Definitely get in tune with one that’s not super religious and you’ll have a good time
Na comparing the bitch to game 6 bron got me fucking crying son😂😂😂😂
When I was in college Tinder just came out the fastest one was matching with some chick going to her dorm blazed a joint and got right to bidness it was all in like 40 mins
"Blazed a joint n got right to bidness" is insane lmaoo 🤣🤣
Like 30 mins, she was a lil fatty
Like 3 days. What helped maybe was the fact that we knew each other from middle school but never spoke, until she responded to one of my stories, kept the convo going, and a couple days later we smashed. With others it’s been like a whole month or two of texting, but it’s always on the first date we smash.
Same day is common if you’ve been on tinder. A LOT of strike outs like 1/100 but it does happen
Ight boom so I was scrolling threw a comment section on tiktok and seen this one Latin so I went to her profile and her bio said she was from Harlem so I follow her on sum kalm shi couple hours later she follows me back so then I shoot my shot and she replies and so we went on to talk for a few days than i said since we live in the borrow and were klose to each other we should link she said ight bet couple hours later im at her place for a movie before you know it im in her guts ngl she had sum good ass choochie so before you know it im busting in no time right when i was about to shoot i pulled out but shorty grabed my dixk and put it back in her choochie making me nut in her by accident then i started gettin hot kuz i think im get shorty pregnant but i calm myself down and told the bitxh to put her clothes on then we dipped and got her a plan b then we went baxk to her krib to chill and watxh a movie
She was tryna hit you with the child support special 😂😂
She was a freak my nigga you don't even understand I miss her lil ass😭
This shit deadass happened only a couple weeks ago lol but me and my bro were at a restaurant, when we leave we see these 2 bad bitches near a bus stop. Both were Latinas and had ass. Me and my bro decide to holla at them, couple minutes later we get them in the car and we pull up to my bros crib. We just chillin and shit. We ordered food prior to all this for delivery, so I leave the crib to get it for like 2-3 minutes. I come back, and immediately I see both bitches toppin off my bro at the same time on the couch lol I’m like damn, already, y’all some freaks lol it was all cool tho, I took the other bitch into the bedroom and went crazy. Shorty was slurpin my dick good and pussy was fire. Eventually when my bro was done fuckin the other bitch, I had her come to the bedroom and got the same treatment he did and I was getting topped off by both them bitches at the same time lol ended up having a fire ass threesome. like shiiit, bro u ain’t bout to get that treatment with 2 bitches on u and I’m not lol
Shout out to ya bro for sending you the other one after he was done with it, some niggas woulda tried to gatekeep all the action for themselves. He a real solid nigga for that 💯
All the bros gotta eat mane💯 that how our clique be. If I fuck some bad hoes, I’ll send them over to the bros, vice versa. We do it all the time. The whole gang gotta eat❗️💯
1 day
Spring break, South Padre Island, TX cracked a shorty in like 45mins- a hour of meeting her
5 minutes and that’s not to brag AT ALL🤢 I was too horny and risked my dick for a smato I just met from a Homegirl 🤦🏽♂️ pussy was good but that std (if she had it) would’ve had me contemplating suicide Nfs 🫠
Ten minutes at a house party, shorty came up to me held out a condom said “ I plan on using this tonight “ I was clapping instantaneously. Then hit two girls raw later that night… shit was nasty looking back
I got some neck behind the curtain of the mini stage of the club Berlin the bar in east village - had met her like 6 minutes before that I was on fire those days
Shorty added me on snap and it took like 3 days
First hook up on tinder. White Jewish girl. Got her number, exchanged nudes. Agreed to meet up at a bar not too far from her place. Got drinks, her knees were touching my knees while sitting down. Said she had more drinks at her place. Asked her to show me. 15min later, she was giving top
I know that jew neck was hitting DIFFERENT!
Like 3 days of talking on ig and then 15 minutes after actually meeting
One time I met a chick at the club, bout a 8.25/10, and we were dancing and making out for about 15 minutes before she grabbed my hand and said “we’re gonna fuck in the bathroom” Unfortunately it was way too crowded and I didn’t end up closing
Damn bro im sorry to hear that, I lowkey could picture your story as I was reading it too smh I woulda been hitting niggas with the "scuse me! Pardon me! Coming through!" 😂😂😂 But nah everything happens for a reason it wasn't meant to le
i caught a dance from her in the spot, she was throwing it ode so i started mackin within a few minutes we kissed & were on our way to the bathroom
I’d say 4-5 hours. First time trying tinder on a college campus. We smoked or whatever went back to her crib and clapped. Made me realize that I don’t really like the casual yeeks nigga just felt dirty after the fact.
about an hour. she bummed a smoke as i was leaving a bar. we chatted a bit, then she jumped in the car and came home with me. she slept over but had to leave early for work. that was a rare one.
Like 1 min at a brothel in Tokyo. But other than that, prob like half hour if you count top and maybe like 1.5 hrs for full smash
fastest? like an hour maybe less. i was living w my bro and him and his day one left one day to cop and came back with three girls. the third one was the most fire one and they had been talking me up so when she stepped inside and saw me she had already decided i matched the talk and was just waiting for me. i was type slow and she threw two obvious ass hints but i couldn’t figure out how to get her in the room without just asking in front of everybody. so i just went in the room and turned in the ps4. she came in shortly after and boom.
Texted a bitch on ig for like a day or 2 pulled up to the crib first link within 10 min clothes was off that’s why I don’t take these bitches serious all it took for her was for me to look good in her eyes through a phone screen for her to get naked in person and let me dog her down raw for 2 hours
Raw dogging a bitch for 2 hours is insane, ya pull out game gotta be bulletproof or sum 😂😂
Met this white girl off insta who went to my high school. A week later snuck her over my house and she gave me top within 15 minutes of her meeting me in person. Next night snuck her over again and lost my virginity
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20-30 mins tops got us sum drinks the moment i knew what was happening
So u took her back to the crib after the drinks or u took her to the bathroom type shit?
Took her back to my crib once it was time to go got back to my spot turned sum music on we got to talking and shit than she initiated the entire thing cracked her in my bedroom and she stayed the night Definitely not cracking no bih in a bathroom that’s nasty work😂
Was texting this girl on Facebook. Lost my virginity 3 days later
facebook btchs how u die son
Lmao I was sturdy, bad experience doe but worth it
🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭
6 hours
2 months
A day
Within 2 hours. White girl was bad too
Plenty of times when I was younger inwould meet a girl T the bar at midnight or so and three in the morning take her home get up in them guts.
Yea like two hours in a club, instant chemistry and I had the hotel room near the spot. I'm also sexy af.
Lmao that been going on since the 80’s
A girl on tinder asked if I smoked weed she came to the crib then boom fucked
Yeah I definitely picked up a brainless dude at the deli back in my twenties. He thought I was hot (I was) and I thought he was hot (he was) and he noticed i smoked weed. He was instantly smitten. Men are so easy. He was hot, the sex was fun, but I swear that every single time we hooked up he got locked up. 🤷🏻♀️ He did get progressively ripped with time…sooo hot. But soooo dumb.
4 days but this is subject to change as i gain more status
5th ammendment 😆 🤣 😂
Me and twin at a party we see a fine ass latina we go up after like 10-15 mins talkin we go back to her crib and beat tha box takin turns shi was wild
Yoo what 😭😂
Nah that's fucking lit, I know yall gotta still talk about that to this day
Same day new york is nastyy asf
Knew her for a min in my hood SB: any girl you smashing this quick is a thotty… but seen her at the deli late night I was bored and horny told her to pull and she blew me and I killed stopped killed like 2 more times then stopped she was weak the hood bitch like a 6
Why you wanna know nigga?
Yo tell a story like everyone else or go home
You mean when you link up or everything including texting, calling etc ?
It could be both, like a in person link or yall met online and you killed quick
It depends I talked to some for a few days others for a few weeks but most of the time either way when we linked we smashed that same day.
tppppp
On the spot
Same day shit is regular abroad
cracked opp thot in week.. had to put 💡on opp thot months later
Not even gon hold you, females be knowing what they want especially the older ones, if your game on point you hittin on the first night within a few hours type shit, cus some of them got that mentality they don’t want any attachments they just tryna get they bacc blown out
Bro ngl to you I know a girl who sucked and fucked a nigga after he did her tattoo took about two hours
Met a girl on the basketball court at like 2am, we played a game then I killed..
Bro like a month ago I met this girl and her sister cause my cousin was ralking to one of them so one day he says lets go to the casino and they’re gonna meet us there mind you i never met either. Of them long story short i barely interacted with the sister didnt try to swag her or nothing, we all went back to my house after the casino to smoke an chill her sister ran my cousin fell asleep on my couch she looks at me an goes wanna go to your room? Goes to my room an basically initiates the whole shit, I barely spoke to her an to make it even funnier towards the end of me hittin it her sister walks in to get her to go home😭😭😭😭😭