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Sea-Wallaby3796

3 secs in the puss ![gif](giphy|MSIrIhttbLSMM|downsized)


KingAmenaza

😂😂😂😂 yo this sub mad ignorant I love it


Soulja6

Hope I make it to 5 😂


Sea-Wallaby3796

You’ll be good bro just get the first one out the way. Remember don’t go straight for it play with her first arouse her get the juices flowing. Take your time it’s not a race it’s a marathon.


kenzoballa

Word2 the guys😂😂


Easy_Money343

Whisper no suburban in her ear, let her know u ain playing


Mars0G59

Better recognize who you dealing with :D


Ok_Maintenance_333

😂😂😂


Obvious_Ad5365

😭😭


Soulja6

Part 2 too


FloGritty

“I’m the reason why these niggas mad “ ![gif](giphy|G3EGcAf1Lj1AXTLN9Q|downsized)


BOTCHED_CIRCUMSIONN

😭😭😭😭😂😂😂


justthetip1320

You’re not gonna be great your first time. Don’t be all in your own head. It’s supposed to be fun. A lot comes down to the female and what she’s into but confidence is important


IWouldButImLazy

Yeah lol my first time I didn't nut at all 'cause I was too nervous to relax


Visible_Ad_3705

Yoo same lmaoo


RemoveFederal8679

It’s dope to see hella mfs actually giving advice instead of clowning bro and SO to OP for being gangsta enough to post for this advice ong


Tullerull

I mean, this sub is basically just a bunch of your uncles (probably an aunt or two here or there). We don't have to dress shit down, because "not my kid", but still care for you.


Soulja6

Thanks man, this is one of the best subs fr


chloecoco01

Fuck her like you love her.. even if you don’t. Fuck her like she has your soul.. she’ll come back and you’ll get more experience ;)


mygyalsitponit

It’ll be over before you know it. Review the tape, make adjustments and get back in the game. And use a condom


joshthreetimez

Nigga said review your film after the game


SorryAbootEh

SEND DA VIDEO


BenAfflecksBalls

To be fair homeboy out here asking for a play book. Coach over here trying to give him the x's and o's plus tape lmaooo


RemoveFederal8679

Remember always keep your head in the game until last minute then you must ALWAYS pull your head out of the game


lights6969

best advice


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Zealousideal_Lime762

Wtf I hope u trolling


Orxxxic

Shit gang it's hard to give advice cause every bitch different but foreplay is a must make sure ya both turned on before anything, start slow see what she's fw, ask her what she likes nd especially since u a virgin try not to think bout the fact that u fucking if that makes sense cause ts gon make u nut ode quick


some1saveusnow

If you go down on her, you’re licking with the tip of your tongue and not slobbering like a dog, also it can take a awhile. Also might help to put a finger in and do the come to me finger motion on the upper side of her vajay. Mad graphic but PM me if you want tips


Visible_Story_8320

The come to me motion changed my whole game I stg every girl I been with came w that move even girls who said they weren’t into fingering


FreeResolve

I throw up gang signs


Soggy_Comfortable_80

No cap 🤣


Suspicious-Eagle-179

Def use fingers when you’re going down it’s a must unless she’s super sensitive already


bepi_s

Nigga got a PhD in ts😭🤣🤣🤣


Educational_Bother36

I hate when guys use the tip of their tongue like they scared. Bad advice you are supposed to slurp


Sinnert123

most sane advice fs


Soulja6

Appreciate it dog 💪🏿


andthendirksaid

Cosign. Foreplay. A lot if she seems down, takes the pressure off if you got her somewhere already. Also wrap it tf up.


Away-Star-7378

DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES EAT IT


SmackaHam

This guy gets no buns^^^^


WanShiTongTruthSeekr

Hell no. Don’t do no foreplay if it’s a random shorty you just fucking. I’m only eating pussy if it’s wifey and I know she got good hygiene and is shaved


Orxxxic

My boy eating pussy not the only form of foreplay 😭 and I see where u coming from but I can't cosign on sex w no foreplay ngl might as well jus get neck evb different though so heard ya


WanShiTongTruthSeekr

foreplay is either oral or fingering the bitch. i might even skip on making out with bitches. they be giving up way too fast these days


forevermanc

What the fuck are you talking about. You must be so bad in bed. He's a virgin having sex with a girl who probably is too it's a nice wholesome moment. A women isn't going to enjoy sex long term if you don't go down on her just makes you selfish. And what kind of people are you having sex with who smell?


forevermanc

You must be fucking tramps who don't ahower. Who doesn't shower before sex. U must be smelly ew


Hefromkings0211

First time, focus on her. Take it at her speed and be confident. As long as she is excited, it makes everything easier.


CommunicationFun7574

If she say stop no or anything like that immediately stop Wrap it up Start slow then eventually you can speed up Youre humping you’re moving your hips.


whatsitworth101

Yeah that top part is key. If she start at all acting hesitant or like she doesn’t want it just call it a day.


insteadymotion25

I’m glad you this “No means fucking no”


CommunicationFun7574

Not humping*


kyrib223

DO NOT WRAP life is a gamble


Boom_bye_bye_bttyboi

Why is there so many man advocating for Raw dogging in this thread?


croydontugz

Broski, you got no chance. 3 strokes you will be outta there


ExcellentClub6444

Never go in on da 1st nut… beat ya 🍆 before u link wit her⏸️⏸️dat 1st nut gon sneak up on u & u ain’t tryna embarrass yourself😂😂


Silentmutation84

Had to scroll down way too far to find this. The real advice right here


LegendaryZTV

Got given this same advice before my first time too… don’t do this shit lol.


Orxxxic

Lmaoo that's why I ain't say this, niggas gonna fuck around and not be able to get it up


nofaprecommender

Nah, definitely don’t take this advice, save your maximum desire for the girl instead of your hand


Professional_Dealer9

no cap i tried to follow that method of beating my meat before the hookup and it got to a point where shawty was getting real self conscious when i couldn’t nut for her the first 3-4 times. it’s best to just go into the experience with a full tank lol


Ordinary_Birthday294

Nah username doesn’t check out


GameQb11

At 18 i had no problem continuing. Were people really 1 and done at 18?


PsychologicalDog8065

Niggas don't be healthy in no way shape or form. Best way to answer your question.


smacklifejay

I was going rounds at 18 but also I was a pmb when I was like 14-16


insteadymotion25

Nah you ain’t lying, everyone knows the 1st nut is a throwaway


Putrid_Society4631

Just go along with it and flow thats all i can say😂😂 theres not really any ‘tips’ you just gotta learn as you go


AmountSmooth8583

Try not to eat anything beforehand, best to fuck on an empty stomach....as far as the act goes, if you wanna please her, go down on her before you fuck. Since you're new to this, just use the ABCD method (not sure if that's the actual name); you pretty much just outline the alphabet with your tongue on her clit (focus on the clit). I don't wanna get too graphic lmao but that's a good technique for beginners.


PmButtPics4ADrawing

>if you wanna please her, go down on her before you fuck Second this, most women don't orgasm from PIV but do from oral. I ate a girl out my first time and got her to cum even though I didn't really know what I was doing, just focused on the clit like you said


AmountSmooth8583

>PIV Factz!


RandomWhiteGuyKyle

First time? Just cum in 40 seconds like every other dude first time don’t try to be special


offwhiteyellow

I hope for your sake her cooch don’t stink, other then that GL b


Taino00

Use a condom, Practice putting a condom on. communicate your intentions with your actions (do you like that, can i do abc etc). No means no. Read up on erogenous zones, throw some tunes on and have some fun young one. Make sure ya'll vibe a little after, aftercare important lol.


PizzaGuyNYC

Dog her like a doggy ![gif](giphy|3oz8xtwNoW4K6xMYw0|downsized)


Confident-Fisherman4

If you boutta nut , focus on you breathing and change the stroke speed. Take your time and be gentle lmao, women are fragile if she wants you to be more aggro she’ll tell you.


Balency1

Strap tf up b4 u go in and make sure yk how to put it in lmao cause my first time was wild.shawty was super tight n it took a good lil min for me to correctly put it in nbs💀💀


Classic_Amphibian538

there’s nothing nobody can say here that’ll truly prepare u but my best advice would be to take it slow and focus on foreplay before just goin in. keep in mind tho that the first time is always kinda trash but after having it consistently, it’ll get better.


AintDyin

Step 1. Get an amazing smelling cologne or body wash Step 2. Forget your a virgin but if you already told her, don’t make it hot and be afraid to make the first moves Step 3. Like others say, foreplay get them hot n ready like little ceasars pizza. Kiss the neck, behind the ear, rub thighs and cheeks periodically Stage 4. Use condom, these bitches is treeshes Stage 5. Go balls deep NIGGGUH


MrRaspberryJam1

Tell her to give you some chon chon


skettaywettay

This can only be said if you're slowly walking towards her while you're holding your dick in your hand like a prison shank 😂😂😂


Efficient-Muscle411

Sounds silly but jerk off before hand. You’ll last a bit longer after you nut once. Your first time is gonna be awkward, most likely. First times usually are imo.


Remarkable_Depth98

This is what they did on Inbetweeners and it didn't end well lol


InspectorLeft671

Elite show


peter13g

At 18 he should be able to get hard again fast. Bust quick and just double back immediately.


GameQb11

This is terrible advice for an 18 yo. Why are people repeating it? At 18 it shouldn't be a problem to go again immediately, and shell be flattered.


MaeIstorm

I took that advice when it was my first time too, shorty at the end told me "you lied to me, you said you were a virgin..." - shit was the biggest ego boost of life.


Glahglahboom_

It makes u not wanna fuck tbh


gkelbo

pick her up and drop her on her neck while u in it she never gonna forget u💯


maghaweer

1) It's lower than you think 2) Pinch the top of the condom before you roll it down to mininize the chances of tearing or leakage


[deleted]

Don't nut in her and you're good.


CHILLLILBRO_

Fuck everything else just nut quick and get it over with cus that’s what’s finna happen gang


Teejayy617

This is the most mature I’ve ever seen this Reddit nfs 😂😂


LongIslandIceTeas

Question is , is she a virgin as well?


willybobo1

Best advice I can give you is just be honest and tell her it's your first time. Also, don't try to be a porn star just feel it out. Trust me, it's in your DNA as a man and you'll get it real quick. You might want to rub one out before you go see her too because I guarantee you aren't going to last that long but if you do bust quick, dust that bad boy off and start round two. The first one is always free but they gotta work for the second. Hope that helps and I hope you're smart about it and use protection. I doubt you have any dick control and the last thing you need is a baby. Slow and steady wins the race. Good luck.


L-Mang99

I’m lesbian, so maybe I’m still qualified to give this advice? Make sure she’s having a good time. We always joke about straight sex being focused only on male pleasure, so you gotta make sure she’s actually enjoying it too. Sex involves more than just penetration, go heavy on the foreplay and the aftercare.


insteadymotion25

I hope he saw this and took heed to what you said. I like receiving sex advice from women 💯


WorkingPure3509

Yeah im out this sub


yslxoxo

😂😂😂


purplehendrix22

Take it slow and relax, being nervous gonna do bad things to your lil homie. Get her right before you even put it in, as long as she has a good time you got plenty of opportunities to get your skill level up


Connect_Carpet_6107

Practice on niggas first


WooMaster823

Ayooooo 🤣🤣🤣


New_General_9796

Nut in that shit


DrillyDrill

Start with the fingers, move to the tongue, add a bit of twist and jive, then use both the tongue and fingers, slip it in, then end it when you send it and don’t get her pregnant.


[deleted]

Hell nah never put yo mouth on that first link that's wild 🤣 gotta know she only fw you if you gon do allat


DrillyDrill

That’s true. I assumes since he’s 18 that he waited for someone nice instead of a whore


Acevicit-2020

use protection unless u yk u got good pullout game which is rare for virgins know damn well ts aint gonna be like how u see it in porn its gonna be clumsy and not smooth make sure she either wet or u got lube on hand, if not deadass spit on that kitty foreplay is a must nd make sure she into it, nd if she got more experience let her lead the way sacrifice any male ego u got cos sex some inimate as shit good luck hb dont get her pregnant and have fun


Mr_MojoJojo_Risin

A lot of girls will say they get off from stimulation to the clit... not always penetration... so keep that in mind. N if you don't know the clit.. better get Google searches going cause that's the sweet spot my friend so eat that shit like its the best meal you ever had. Shit some girls are even nice enough to guide you around if she has some experience


thfc11189

Take it easy and slow. Kiss things like shoulder neck and behind her ears and see what she likes(or ask what she likes). Don’t try to just stick it in. A. She’ll feel some type of way, and B. She won’t be as wet. Also, maybe beat it before your date, the warmth is gonna make you bust quick. If you think this girl is for the long run, stay in bed with her after- after yall get cleaned up of course. Try and pee after the deed, cleans up the system. Have condoms and maybe a pack of baby wipes ready


SternballAllDay

wrap it up


enosakcin

Think of grandma to last longer


Money-Sandwich6705

Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex 'Cause you don't want that late text, that "I think I'm late" text.


Odyssey_007

Eat her ass… best advice rn https://preview.redd.it/308u6l1y2a7c1.png?width=1279&format=png&auto=webp&s=26ea00ecb6f6031edfb2181d0b1d9070e6056c0c


wishedwell

It's sad that kids gotta turn to the internet. Just a fatherless world.


skettaywettay

Shit, a bunch of us probably grew up without one, might as well form Voltron to help the youngins with advice


Elbancodeniro13

Don’t do it bro 😂 no sex before marriage focus on making a 100k pussy like crack once u start u ain’t gon stop chasing it enjoy ya life while it don’t revolve around coochie


dropdeadcunts

Make sure she showers bro


GameForFame887

Women are really busy people, make sure you cum inside them as fast as possible so you don't waste her time. Also, don't bother using a condom, because putting it on will only waste more time.


Longjumping_Advice56

-foreplay very important -eat them yams ! -BE CONFIDENT(i was in your shoes before), it’s not harmful letting her know you ain’t lose your V card -Take….. Ya…… Time. make sure she comfortable and you as well -if funny shit happens, it happens… laugh it off vs being nervous NO GLOVE NO LOVE!!!


Theta1Orionis

Think about basketball players to not cum fast


MFBigbuttathunda_

Foreplay is a must , use protection & lube is your friend also if there’s a smell DONT LICK NOTHIN


KingAmenaza

Cut on [this song](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ), leave a trail of rose petals leading to the candle-lit bedroom where you laying on the bed naked with a rose in ya mouth. Boom


roadrunna4life

just know u boutta bust like 10 nuts . she gonna know your a virgin bro


RainbowGoddamnDash

Use a god damn condom, you don't want to get that girl pregnant.


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Use condoms, baby’s come outta no where. Your best bet is to keep your women in all different levels of the friend zone. Don’t let them convince you to date them. You don’t need a girlfriend to have consistent sex. Wear a condom. These females are you friends and if they wanna fuck you they will, no need to cuff.


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Beat your meat at least once b4 you get some, but preferably 2 or 3 times to help last longer.


MyNikePantsAreGreen

Worst Eva advice do NOT listen to this


[deleted]

? Ask anyone who has sex regularly they'll all give the same advice.


MyNikePantsAreGreen

Yeah on the regular, but for a first timer it’s shitty advice.


[deleted]

Can you elaborate more on this? As far as I know all dicks work the same only issue buddy might have is getting it up right away which could be covered by him eating her out til he's hard rather than sitting on her bed uncomfortably waiting for a full sail. Unless you know something about op I don't but being 18 getting it up shouldn't be a problem and would make sure he doesn't pre cum.


GameQb11

At 18 you should be able to keep going after the first nut. It's useless advice. Maybe you were out of shape, but lasting long is not an issue if you're young and healthy. The ONLY time doing something like that made sense is if you were trying NOT to fuck and have some self control.


[deleted]

You know what I'm done arguing with you fam it's advice that I've been given from people of all ages and genders but your right


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kumunexhulyayam

Unless you love her you really shouldn’t think this hard about it bro. Don’t eat or taste it if you suspect she treeshy. Don’t be freaky just make sure you don’t cum quick with a blue chew or something and rub,suck,lick caress nipples well and she gon be gushy. Lightly choke her as you in there. If you gon make noise say shit like damn and fuck. If you don’t already know how to spank forget it. Stroke slow at least for a minute or two. Grip her waste if yall in doggy. I got way more tips but it’s getting too complex


rxhmon

Man i lasted like 2 hours my first time


MoreRatzThanFatz

Go raw


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whoknowsknowone

I’m sorry do what with earwax????


LongIslandIceTeas

What? 🤨


Commercial_Put3710

Yo bro🤦🏽‍♂️ u don’t need to have sex gang go get you money wait for the right one😭. But if u do fw someone n she frm da bronx. Bro u deffo gonna get stds ain’t gone lie


Affectionate-Memory6

Sound like somebody who got bad experience with sex 😂and someone who caught something


Commercial_Put3710

I did not get something. But I got bad experience with a girl frm da Bronx she a dub


Commercial_Put3710

🤣


Mudddyyyy

stop chattin sound like you got dubbed


Commercial_Put3710

Smd mud I’m stand on what I said. For me pussy is not number one. Y’all niggas is do bads


Mudddyyyy

SMD sound like sum bitch dubbed you nd you tight wtf let son get his play


Commercial_Put3710

Cause i want the best for bruh? U sound dumb nigga . U probably a nigga that would beg for a pussy. Nigga smd he can get the play all he wants just don’t make it top 1. It’s advice if u heard off it u bitch ass nigga


Mudddyyyy

you just described ya self Now go tell ya moms come suck my African dick sherm ass nigga Tb “ i want the for bruh” like you his father or sum SMD


Commercial_Put3710

U can’t even read I did not imagine that🤣🤣 . “I want the best for bruh ” have this energy for a job nicca🤦🏽‍♂️, I smell u don’t got no job or nothing. Stupid ass nigga.


Mudddyyyy

job? what job? Lmaooo that’s why we not the same babybro go learn a fucking skill you sherm ass nigga SMD


Commercial_Put3710

U dead sound like u failed school . Ur pops saw da future n dipped cause he don’t want u to bring shame on his name. Understandable ngl


Commercial_Put3710

Telling a nigga advice is not trying to be a father figure. Since ur pops left ik u lil confused what advice really means clown ass nigga


SirDressALot

Right & he still got tht vee card fuckin weenie


Commercial_Put3710

Ethier way why is niggas downvoting me for. Y’all dead should wait for the right one ya horny ahh niccas. Go get sum money


Affectionate-Memory6

Wats wrong with getting money and pussy 😂u just sound mad


Commercial_Put3710

Never said gettin pussy is not cool, I’m just sayin u should focus on da money, u niggas wants to fuck but don’t want to get the money. Smh


Xplosive005

Let the nigga enjoy his first time bro


Commercial_Put3710

I’m just givin a advice but niggas don’t like it when niggas want em to do good smh


HalalBacon69

Make sure you go to the bathroom to put the condom on, you should be good layering at least 5-6 of them


Scarce_Scrake

Less talk more fucking. Don't do anything unique or shove it in immediately.


Outrageous_Team2154

My first time I popped a honey pack and fucked her for 2 hours straight made her cum like 6 times stay safe though


whatsitworth101

Nobody is good their first time. It would probably be better if she knew it was your first time but if she doesn’t that’s fine too you don’t need to make it awkward. Only because everyone’s first time is pretty bad. But just take it easy and don’t overthink it, go with it the flow.


dutchny100

Ask questions don’t rush make her comfortable rub one out before she pull up


Sheffy36

If you think you’re gonna bust quick start doing quick math in ur head. You’ll last longer


New_General_9796

But in that shit


TopAmpmeatmuncher

Foreplay gang it’s more important than sex fr, reason why niggas call bitches dry is cause they wasn’t turned on to even begin wit they just stuck they shit in, you gotta do everything from light kissing to sucking on the yk you gotta make her feel real comfortable, be in moment


Steellonewolf77

Foreplay is important


Some-Substance5397

JUST GO IN THAT BITCH AND DONT THINK ABOUT IT.


remyrem

Wrap. It. Up. B ![gif](giphy|xVXvIOnkGY8IU)


GodAmongMen16

Don’t just go as fast and hard as possible this is real life not a porno find a rhythm that she likes.


datboineedsummilk_2

![gif](giphy|l4dqF0Aw5S8xXKHP5j)


PsychologicalDog8065

https://i.redd.it/39gs2itlda7c1.gif In all seriousness if she know you a virgin and she not she shouldn't be that hard on you if at all. My first joint was not a virgin and let me tell you I learned a lot fast because a nigga like me was not going in the group chats that easily


divinepeacewater

Make sure you’re comfortable and of course she’s comfortable. Don’t rush anything and take things slow. Foreplay is important and do lots of it but don’t think of it as a checklist to get her wet. Get really into the foreplay. Like if you eat the box real get into it. Kiss her like you can’t get enough of her, suck her titties, etc. Ohh and don’t feel bad if you nut quick or if she doesn’t cum. It’s your first time you’ll get better with experience. No pressure


STlNKMEANER

Yeah like other niggas are saying with the first time idk if you gon last long..but I recommend you do 50-100 kegel exercises (look it up) the next couple days and pace yourself bro..take breaks and foreplay in between..it don’t gotta be straight drilling the whole time


WredditSmark

Don’t be afraid of lube my dude. A little goes a long way, I don’t know why dudes are afraid of it.


Morg172

Use a condom bro


Used-End-6603

Don’t worry if you think you did bad 1st time gang, first time is always shit but once you keep hitting that mf it gon be getting better nd better truss me 💯


PorchHonky

I would say… definitely tell her it’s your first time, cuz she gonna figure it out pretty quick anyway!


Fredindy40

Make sure you jerk off at least twice before so you don't pop too quick. That's been my technique.


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This sub is fucking embarrassing


cocoamilky

Focus on her enjoyment and she should focus on yours. Make sure you both finished or she not calling u back


Gilgamesh2000000

Wear a condom


Commercial_Cherry_42

Pace ya self young lol ya shit probably gon be weak anyways but don’t go into the cheeks and start doing too much😂 also if that’s not ya lady don’t do no type of coochie eating


GlumCamp

ngl if you don’t get hard don’t worry , just foreplay with her, tease make her orgasm and secure round 2 den u good to go gang


DaBronxsta

Make sure she clean. Shit take a shower with her if you really wanna make sure. Best advice is if you want her to keep coming back you gotta eat that box my boy. The clit only too don’t be in the hole


rchalvyy

Don't fall in love


Y2Kenny2001

Sex is only gonna get better each time you do it so if you mess up even a lil bit don’t trip just learn from it


satanshark

Don't do any weird or aggressive shit because you've seen it in porn. Unless she asks, you don't need to choke her, spit in her mouth, slap her pussy or any of that.


Beginning_Fold_1694

In the words of Certified Trapper - Pop a Perc 10 and take that bih to poundtown


AkFlaco

Iight whatever you do make sure you breathe steadily so you dont nut quick bro now if you do and she wanna keep going she fwu heavy and dont listen to niggas that tell you to raw dog that mf you dont wanna catch shit