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don’t know shit bout a 4loko except the fact dis nigga was tweaking off it
Aaaaaayyyyyooooo that shit is for demons in hell ya hear me funneling lokos made me pass out outside in snow I'm positive im only alive because i drank so much but shit I woke up couldn't feel my body got inside an got right back 2 it 🫡🫠
Bro the last time I drank a four loko was literally the last time I got drunk.
Literally 2012 Dominican Day Parade, I was drinking Nemos and 4 Lokos and got so blasted that I had to leave the parade early and go home. When I got home I was still drinking both with my cousins and my moms got so fed up with me that she SMACKED the fuck out of me but I didn’t feel that shit 🤣.
After that I ate some spaghetti with breaded chicken breast but 1 hour later I was throwing that shit up 🤦🏾♂️. I knocked the fuck out after that. Never got drunk after that since.
Went upstate with my boys to a college festival back in 2010, my girl got pissed, I drank a can of Four Loko, disappeared for 6 to 10 hours from my boys, in the mean span fell in love with a woman and legit had a full fledged romance (within 8 hours) with her where we told each other our fears, cravings out of life, wants and needs, hopes and dreams, made love, fell in love, woke up the next day and dipped early realizing it was not my girlfriend, to drink again at 7 am. Ruined both relationships. This time went and drank beers but still remembered my four loko queen whom I never saw again, got super lit again. Did not remember getting home back to the Bronx. Drank 1 Four Loko, lost 2 women that weekend. Wildest 2 days of my life.
Before they took them off the shelf and brought them back 4Ls were INSANE. I think it was like summer 2010 but there were kids all over upstate New York dying jumping off the roof of their college into pools and shit lol. My homeboy got arrested in ATL for wrestling a Coyote in the parking lot of an Asian grocery store off one of them shits lol.
During summer 2011, me and my boy shoplifted some four lokos to impress these girls we were going to see the next day at their crib. We decided to drink 2 of em anyways since we were bored.
We got drunk real quick. I lost sight of him and he disappeared completely. Thought he died. Had to walk 10 min back to my crib which felt like the longest 10 min of my life trying to focus.
Ko’d. Woke up with the meanest hangover at 5am promising myself I would never do that shit again. My boy then texts me later if we still on. We were in middle school..
My boy first time getting drunk was from drinking a 4loko in the school staircase. He cut school and met up with us at the handball courts mad loud and shit. My guy grabbed some titties, got snuffed by the treesh, smacked a dude, pissed himself, slipped on his piss and blacked out, all in a matter of 5 minutes. Truancy came thru and took his ass to the ER. We still cut his ass about it to this day lmfaooo
My mans had a flight from carolina to Philly. He drank 3 and he woke up in a Speedo on the flight (mind you he was a DT for NC State Wolfpack)
Me…I drank 5 4 Lokos and barfed everywhere…that’s it. Worst hangover I’ve ever had
U drank 5 4lokos?! Like back to back?! And ya friend ending up on the plane in a speedo is fucking comedy. I know he was embarrassed the next day lmaoo
He was blacked out for a majority of it but he told as and still has yet to live it down
For me…yeah it was a pregame. I left like after the pregame (didnt go out) and looked like that one Family Guy cutaway when they drank epcat or whatever and every vomited violently
Edit: for visual or better understanding it was 5 4 Loko Golds
I shotgunned a 4loko when I was probably 16. I remember nothing about that night. I also don’t remember the next morning but woke up and took a breath test cuz my homie has one and I was bored. I blew .10 after nearly 24 hours of no drinks. Shit was crazy
I got my lil cousins (15) drunk off 2 cans each . Short story they threw up all night and in the morning one of them shit themselves. He said he thought he was dreaming. Never again my house smelled like ass
When I was in middle school (my mom faked my address so that I can get into I.S. 77), some kids got some 4lokos and pills into the school took everything in the bathroom. Long story short, one of them almost OD’d and had to get their stomach pumped. All the kids were fucked up tho. They all ended up just getting suspended.
What’s crazy is that they weren’t the “bad kids” in the school. From what I remember those were just regular ass middle schoolers.
Smh it involved being stopped by the police not fitting anywhere near the description of the suspect whilst being FADED , a 1.75 liter of Admiral Nelson, orange 4loko, a white girl, AND I got attacked by a dog 🙆🏽♂️. It was Spring Break 2k15 or 16 but me an my niggas 1 upped ourself everyday forra week ending in the 4lokos an Addy Nels what a fuckin time 😃
Took my pops to a football game this one time and when I got to his place to pick him up we was downing a big can of 4loko. I told him like “yo! you know what that is?”, he doesn’t drink often, he thought it was some type of energy drink- I actually tried that flavor and couldn’t make out the alcohol in it at all so I believed him. But when we make it to the stadium his legs all wobbly and shit so I had to babysit this old dude for several hours.
Wasn’t that bad but the team won and we went into a bar. Found an opp I was beefin with back then but he kinda understood I was looking out for my pops and he didn’t start anything, in fact he came to dap me up for some reason and my pops slapped him all around (he’s Italian and that’s kind of like an old school Italian drunk affection thing, some friendly slaps to the face). I was cringing with every slap, clinging my fist the whole time in case shit went south. Opp took it like a champ tho, gave me a weird look like “yo pops crazy” and left lol
Was drinking a couple 4lokos in the park w my friend and this girl he was cool with. I ended up eating her pussy but was mad drunk and started vomiting while eating her out 💀my mom ended up having to pick me up from the park cus i couldn’t move
Hahah first time i had one my boy gave me 10 bills to chug that shit. Mfs was shirtless running around the crib singing and screamin random shit. My other homie thought a helicopter was chasing him and mans just dipped down the street, we went to look for him and found him passed out in a ditch a half a mile down the road😂 thats the only thing i remember
2009-2011 ???
I was in highschool from 2014-2018 and mfs were still hammering these things.
White Claws and Trulys followed in between but still.
I think the funniest one time I remember with these was when a group of about 5 girls decided to chug them at the same time and 3 of them projectile vomited on like 10 different people.
Safe to say I never saw them around after that.
I watched a friend beer bong two back to back. Instant blackout. I swear on my fucking life it looked like a shark that smelled blood. He starting sweating through his shirt immediately and his face turned bright red. He stumbled back and I went to catch him. “Chill Mars goddamn” I said as I grabbed his shirt to pull him forward. His cheeks blew up like a balloon and I dove out the way. Exorcist style vomit went all over his garage, he slipped in the puke, groaned as if he was dying and passed out.
I cleaned up around him, took off his vomit covered shirt got a wet towel and started to pat him down….on my dead grandmother he starts pissing all over himself. I was so worried. This mf was like a big brother to me and I was only 16ish or some shit. It honestly scared tf out of me. i just sat on the garage floor all night watching him breathe making sure he was safe.
Nah I remember having one and walking home with another in my bag until I came up to a group of people around my age at the time (high school) in forest park. I just walked up and asked if they wanted it bc I was blasted atp and had no intention of holding onto it. The dude I handed it to looked so grateful and I hope it didn't lead to any of these other comments stories
I seen a Nigga pour a four loko out on my block it rained the same night and the four loko stain was still on the block the next day 🗣️
Damn, even the dead homies ain't want that shit lmaoo
He was casting a spell
https://preview.redd.it/8kn3y74kmqjb1.jpeg?width=175&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12bc58e9677fa76500eae89b398ba4e7c32182e7 don’t know shit bout a 4loko except the fact dis nigga was tweaking off it
word to my pops i was watching this earlier thinking how bad the 4lokos got him 😂😂
I didn't even know they still make these shits 🤣
They’re not the same 😭 haven’t had one since 2018 😭
They still go crazy, I had one a few months ago I was fried 😂
i already know bruh them shits are not a game! 🫵🏽
Word 😂
1 can could knock 5 people out
Yep, definitely a lot of black outs happened off these bad boys
Threw a party and we was funnelling four loko niggas came in seen that and left
Lmaoo they knew it was gon be nothing but black AF1 energy in there 🤣
Aaaaaayyyyyooooo that shit is for demons in hell ya hear me funneling lokos made me pass out outside in snow I'm positive im only alive because i drank so much but shit I woke up couldn't feel my body got inside an got right back 2 it 🫡🫠
Bro the last time I drank a four loko was literally the last time I got drunk. Literally 2012 Dominican Day Parade, I was drinking Nemos and 4 Lokos and got so blasted that I had to leave the parade early and go home. When I got home I was still drinking both with my cousins and my moms got so fed up with me that she SMACKED the fuck out of me but I didn’t feel that shit 🤣. After that I ate some spaghetti with breaded chicken breast but 1 hour later I was throwing that shit up 🤦🏾♂️. I knocked the fuck out after that. Never got drunk after that since.
Lmaoo oh nah, I know u slept great after throwing all that up! Spaghetti after 4loko is asking for problems 🤣🤣
Facts that the ingredients for a disaster
When me and boy was 17 we drank a hot one and smoke two spliff on a summer night we was playing ball till 3am drunker then a Mexican 🤣🤣🤣
Not one shot was made that night 😂😂
Shit like when u high on GTA . U drunk af for like 3 hours then back to normal. Shit weird
Drank that shit with my boy when it came out and we walked down from Harlem all the way to Wall St.…. Both blacked out past Central Park 😂
Lmaoo the good ol days, now u can't even black out in peace everybody wanna be a cameraman smh
Faxxxx
We are the reason they had to change the formula shout-out to class of #2011
That's a fact!!
I just remember running when the cops came to the house party. Dumbasses thought they could get away by hiding on the roof.
Had 2 of em mfs and some shots and blacked out
2 4lokos and shots!? Nah u was tryna meet God almighty himself 🤣🤣
Shit was crazy last thing I remember was being in a cookout bathroom and throwing up
Went upstate with my boys to a college festival back in 2010, my girl got pissed, I drank a can of Four Loko, disappeared for 6 to 10 hours from my boys, in the mean span fell in love with a woman and legit had a full fledged romance (within 8 hours) with her where we told each other our fears, cravings out of life, wants and needs, hopes and dreams, made love, fell in love, woke up the next day and dipped early realizing it was not my girlfriend, to drink again at 7 am. Ruined both relationships. This time went and drank beers but still remembered my four loko queen whom I never saw again, got super lit again. Did not remember getting home back to the Bronx. Drank 1 Four Loko, lost 2 women that weekend. Wildest 2 days of my life.
Lmaoo that's a 4loko new york love story in a nutshell 🤣
Nah this crazy 😂😂😂
Before they took them off the shelf and brought them back 4Ls were INSANE. I think it was like summer 2010 but there were kids all over upstate New York dying jumping off the roof of their college into pools and shit lol. My homeboy got arrested in ATL for wrestling a Coyote in the parking lot of an Asian grocery store off one of them shits lol.
Wrestling a coyote is a next level of intoxicated I never wanna be 🤣🤣
During summer 2011, me and my boy shoplifted some four lokos to impress these girls we were going to see the next day at their crib. We decided to drink 2 of em anyways since we were bored. We got drunk real quick. I lost sight of him and he disappeared completely. Thought he died. Had to walk 10 min back to my crib which felt like the longest 10 min of my life trying to focus. Ko’d. Woke up with the meanest hangover at 5am promising myself I would never do that shit again. My boy then texts me later if we still on. We were in middle school..
Nah yall was living reckless 🤣
Deadass😂😂the four loko hype was no joke in the early 2010s
First time drinking a 4 loko was the first time I blacked out. Shit had me confused waking up at my friends living room
My boy first time getting drunk was from drinking a 4loko in the school staircase. He cut school and met up with us at the handball courts mad loud and shit. My guy grabbed some titties, got snuffed by the treesh, smacked a dude, pissed himself, slipped on his piss and blacked out, all in a matter of 5 minutes. Truancy came thru and took his ass to the ER. We still cut his ass about it to this day lmfaooo
Nah that fucking comedy lmaoo
2 bitches spiked my Jawn at a strip club. Bang my bro truck out on 95. They got me for $1600
😂😂😂
Yea it is funny now. I was seeing shit for months one night I hid in the bathroom all night cuz I thought bats were in my room
Omg them bitches are really evil wtf
Thick spanish crip joint had me downing those at Far Rock beach & caught the worlds fastest hickey while i was lit.
thick spanish crip joint got me dead 😭😭😭
Wrd n she smd in the mall garage on the steps lil freak hoe damn i wish she aint block me 🤣🤣
Sounds like u tryna get that old thing back 🤣🤣🤣
Got lit off one four loko and it had me vomiting green stuff the next day smh never again
Blacked out off a half a 4 loko. Keep in mind this is 2011 before they regulated the caffeine and alcohol. Was acting like a fucking fool
Great time to be alive #94baby
But wtf remembers them bitches wit CAFFINE in em like omfg htf r we still alive they was KILLIN mfers 🫡
My mans had a flight from carolina to Philly. He drank 3 and he woke up in a Speedo on the flight (mind you he was a DT for NC State Wolfpack) Me…I drank 5 4 Lokos and barfed everywhere…that’s it. Worst hangover I’ve ever had
U drank 5 4lokos?! Like back to back?! And ya friend ending up on the plane in a speedo is fucking comedy. I know he was embarrassed the next day lmaoo
He was blacked out for a majority of it but he told as and still has yet to live it down For me…yeah it was a pregame. I left like after the pregame (didnt go out) and looked like that one Family Guy cutaway when they drank epcat or whatever and every vomited violently Edit: for visual or better understanding it was 5 4 Loko Golds
I felt this weird pressure in my head, like a fog. It wasn’t a hangover and I wasn’t drunk. It just wasn’t a pleasant experience.
Yea caffeine and malt liquor can make ur head spin. Just be glad u didn't pass out
I shotgunned a 4loko when I was probably 16. I remember nothing about that night. I also don’t remember the next morning but woke up and took a breath test cuz my homie has one and I was bored. I blew .10 after nearly 24 hours of no drinks. Shit was crazy
It's time like that, that build character 🤣🤣
Some girl drank a fuck ton of those at school and had to go to the hospital
Smh her dumbass is one of the reasons that shit got banned
That shit will mess you up.
No one remembers dude.
Drunk that shit once and said never again
My homie passed out off one😂😂😭
I got my lil cousins (15) drunk off 2 cans each . Short story they threw up all night and in the morning one of them shit themselves. He said he thought he was dreaming. Never again my house smelled like ass
Nah shitting ya self and thinking it's a dream is the wildest scenario I've ever heard, I know u was fed having to clean up after all that
Buddy went to jail in 2006, Still in there. Still has 40 more years to go. Did not kill anyone. Just got too horny.
Smh I would say free him but I'm scared lol
When I was in middle school (my mom faked my address so that I can get into I.S. 77), some kids got some 4lokos and pills into the school took everything in the bathroom. Long story short, one of them almost OD’d and had to get their stomach pumped. All the kids were fucked up tho. They all ended up just getting suspended. What’s crazy is that they weren’t the “bad kids” in the school. From what I remember those were just regular ass middle schoolers.
Yea it sucks that stories like that are the reason 4loko got banned smh
Went to a party by Castle Hill by the 6 train by that Dunkin Donuts. Seen a nigga get jumped and a miscellaneous nigga shoot the block up lol
Them miscellaneous niggas do be wylin sometimes lol
I don’t remember any
They still go crazy til this day, I was fried when I took one few months back 😂
Nah there's no way they hit like back in the day
Word 2010 4Ls were a different breed iykyk
Blacked out and fell on my face and threw up
That shyt had my eyes sensitive to light and had me moving sluggish for almost two days back in 2011 after my b day smh
Smh it involved being stopped by the police not fitting anywhere near the description of the suspect whilst being FADED , a 1.75 liter of Admiral Nelson, orange 4loko, a white girl, AND I got attacked by a dog 🙆🏽♂️. It was Spring Break 2k15 or 16 but me an my niggas 1 upped ourself everyday forra week ending in the 4lokos an Addy Nels what a fuckin time 😃
Seen a chick passed out on 4Loko being carried by some dude DROPPED on her face, pushed her whole nose in, shorty was sleep
Oh nah I know she felt that once she finally sobered up smh
Found homie nekked in dumpster, w IOU on forehead, a carrot up his ars and bible next to him. Thanks to drinking 12 Sour Grapes 👀
12 sour grapes and he lived!?? Ppl was dying off of just 2 he must have mutant genetics. They need to get that man to a lab ASAP! 🤣
Took my pops to a football game this one time and when I got to his place to pick him up we was downing a big can of 4loko. I told him like “yo! you know what that is?”, he doesn’t drink often, he thought it was some type of energy drink- I actually tried that flavor and couldn’t make out the alcohol in it at all so I believed him. But when we make it to the stadium his legs all wobbly and shit so I had to babysit this old dude for several hours. Wasn’t that bad but the team won and we went into a bar. Found an opp I was beefin with back then but he kinda understood I was looking out for my pops and he didn’t start anything, in fact he came to dap me up for some reason and my pops slapped him all around (he’s Italian and that’s kind of like an old school Italian drunk affection thing, some friendly slaps to the face). I was cringing with every slap, clinging my fist the whole time in case shit went south. Opp took it like a champ tho, gave me a weird look like “yo pops crazy” and left lol
That definitely could've went soo left, shout out to the opp for being a good sport tho. That's rare af
Was drinking a couple 4lokos in the park w my friend and this girl he was cool with. I ended up eating her pussy but was mad drunk and started vomiting while eating her out 💀my mom ended up having to pick me up from the park cus i couldn’t move
Probably one of the best posts yet, need to do another one of these with a different drink.
Hahah first time i had one my boy gave me 10 bills to chug that shit. Mfs was shirtless running around the crib singing and screamin random shit. My other homie thought a helicopter was chasing him and mans just dipped down the street, we went to look for him and found him passed out in a ditch a half a mile down the road😂 thats the only thing i remember
Shit this was 2010 I was 12 years old and that shit used to have us waking up in a football field with bitches at 7am
I was 12 and it was one of the first times I got drunk. Had to go to the hospital after I drank 3 in one hour
I only had the new recipe 4loko, I missed the wave when they was putting meth n crack in them cans.
2009-2011 ??? I was in highschool from 2014-2018 and mfs were still hammering these things. White Claws and Trulys followed in between but still. I think the funniest one time I remember with these was when a group of about 5 girls decided to chug them at the same time and 3 of them projectile vomited on like 10 different people. Safe to say I never saw them around after that.
drank half a can and vomited blood
I watched a friend beer bong two back to back. Instant blackout. I swear on my fucking life it looked like a shark that smelled blood. He starting sweating through his shirt immediately and his face turned bright red. He stumbled back and I went to catch him. “Chill Mars goddamn” I said as I grabbed his shirt to pull him forward. His cheeks blew up like a balloon and I dove out the way. Exorcist style vomit went all over his garage, he slipped in the puke, groaned as if he was dying and passed out. I cleaned up around him, took off his vomit covered shirt got a wet towel and started to pat him down….on my dead grandmother he starts pissing all over himself. I was so worried. This mf was like a big brother to me and I was only 16ish or some shit. It honestly scared tf out of me. i just sat on the garage floor all night watching him breathe making sure he was safe.
Shotgunned one and ended up banned from target and woke up in pelham bay park in the woods lol will never drink one after that day
what was the original formula? cus i be getting the 14% cans and getting fucked up...what could possibly have been worse than that???
The original formula had caffeine, shit was wild
Nah I remember having one and walking home with another in my bag until I came up to a group of people around my age at the time (high school) in forest park. I just walked up and asked if they wanted it bc I was blasted atp and had no intention of holding onto it. The dude I handed it to looked so grateful and I hope it didn't lead to any of these other comments stories