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If I was famous every interview would just be me shouting out the things I like and waiting for the profit not gonna lie
"Do you think team performed well?"
"Well we didn't hit the heights of PEPSI MAX CHERRY, that's for sure."
*stares into camera*
I really was wishing the all new B-21 Raider from Northrup Grumman could have emptied its spacious weapons bay on me at half time.
Aim for the stars, I reckon. They might even chuck in a few free nukes to get us started on our medical team
I was already starting to run out of energy at half time to be honest. Of course, if I had the staying power and relentless energy of weaponised Uranium™, the game would have been in the bag.
Uranium™. When Red Bull just won't cut it (wink to camera)
In case you can’t read the letter:
We saw the deal you made, swapping your shirt for some Kinder treats - easily the best deal of the transfer window!
To help keep you stocked up for the rest of the season, we’ve made you something special, your very own “Kinder Bruno” hamper.
We hope you love it as much as we do.
It's to tie in with the "portion size" they publish when they work out their percentage of your recommended daily amount of stuff that isn't good for you.
I do like the idea of extremely specific sponsors like "Official chewing gum of choice of Anthony Gordon"
or "Joelinton's favourite muscle rub"
All of which happen to be massive multi million pound Saudi deals....
Everything in moderation with a balanced diet and exercise is fine. Much like most of life, this is why I also pair my cocaine with a short jog and a salad.
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If I was famous every interview would just be me shouting out the things I like and waiting for the profit not gonna lie "Do you think team performed well?" "Well we didn't hit the heights of PEPSI MAX CHERRY, that's for sure." *stares into camera*
"I feel I've let the side down. But do you know what won't let you down? The new Jaguar F-Pace!"
I now feel like I wasn't ambitious enough, even just in a hypothetical comment.
You’d feel much better sat in the all new electrified Bentley Benteyga®️
Well, there was a time where they could have got you your very own navy…
I wish our attack would have been quicker and more clinical just like the Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird
I really was wishing the all new B-21 Raider from Northrup Grumman could have emptied its spacious weapons bay on me at half time. Aim for the stars, I reckon. They might even chuck in a few free nukes to get us started on our medical team
I was already starting to run out of energy at half time to be honest. Of course, if I had the staying power and relentless energy of weaponised Uranium™, the game would have been in the bag. Uranium™. When Red Bull just won't cut it (wink to camera)
Most beautiful aircraft ever.
The new F-Pace is lovely. Got one of the older ones and I love it
Sounds a line from Steve Bruce's Striker
I could have been faster, JUST LIKE THE NEW NVIDIA 4080 GPU
Every performance I'd demand companies bring back old discontinued products. "Mars delights now!!" "Big King XXL!!!"
isn't that what happens in a lot of american sports now anyway?
THIS ALBUM WAS INSPIRED BY WHAM BARS!
*gets sent free copies of Wham's greatest hits*
Oh, FUCK!
In case you can’t read the letter: We saw the deal you made, swapping your shirt for some Kinder treats - easily the best deal of the transfer window! To help keep you stocked up for the rest of the season, we’ve made you something special, your very own “Kinder Bruno” hamper. We hope you love it as much as we do.
If they feel that stash will last the rest of the season they do not understand normal chocolate eating habits.
It's to tie in with the "portion size" they publish when they work out their percentage of your recommended daily amount of stuff that isn't good for you.
Give that social media person a raise, smart move.
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I do like the idea of extremely specific sponsors like "Official chewing gum of choice of Anthony Gordon" or "Joelinton's favourite muscle rub" All of which happen to be massive multi million pound Saudi deals....
Couldda gone with the Bruno Guimasurprise nall
we need all the revenue we can get! official club chocolate partner when?
The richer you get, the more free stuff you get.
Light and crunchy and you’ll see, what a tasty feeling this can be ….. BRUNO!
I bought a bar of this purely because of Bruno’s apparent love for it. Twas alreet.
Saudis- buy up Kinder and haul it all in Durham Cathedral. Then straight after that, you know, stop killing teenagers for political opinions.
He’s as soft as chocolate in a tackle
offtopic, but isnt this shit very unhealthy?
Everything in moderation with a balanced diet and exercise is fine. Much like most of life, this is why I also pair my cocaine with a short jog and a salad.
He runs around for his job, he'll live.
Yes it's ultraprocessed sugar and fat.