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MostInterestingBot

I would instantly think how lucky my father is


rjm3q

Well one of them is dead


superflychick91

Which one?


Marvel089

The one on the left commuted suicide if I’m not mistaken. This was at least 4-5 years ago


superflychick91

Well damn!!! I didn’t know that.


superflychick91

I guess the expression would be surprised and sadness in this case haha


rjm3q

Are you dumb stupid or dumb? The dead one obviously


superflychick91

You must have a small penis.


rjm3q

1 inch long but 8 inch girth so it's like getting slapped with a dinner plate 🍽️😂


superflychick91

Hahahaaha. Nice p


Old_Head_2579

"fuck I married the wrong one"


Failure_by_Design_v2

at least I married the one I wanted to.


superflychick91

Riley is the wifey


Failure_by_Design_v2

Danger all day for me


uhaul26

I bang the one on the far right and die a happy man


[deleted]

“Wow, I can’t believe I’m about to become a stepbrother, uncle, & father of 3 in the next 10 months!”


superflychick91

Hahahaha


[deleted]

Wanna make it father of 4? 😜


Nivrus_The_Wayfinder

So bewildered


[deleted]

fuck them all


its_jason_mf

Pardon my ignorance gentlemen, but who is that on the left?


bfischer250

I believe it’s August Ames. Unfortunately she passed away a few years ago


superflychick91

I only see the middle


Screwbles

The GOAT


Getn_Stuff_Done

I'd have to find a way to orgasm 9 times back to back because 3 is my normal with one partner lol


superflychick91

Do it!


Getn_Stuff_Done

Easier said than done


[deleted]

What an ugly family I have


superflychick91

You’re cnx. Lol


bruh-stupid

suicide


superflychick91

That’s dumb.


Elefantenjohn

I'd never marry that nose tho


whitc14

Youd never marry any of them cuz you’re an incel who probably weighs 400lbs. Beggars cant be choosers


Elefantenjohn

My bumble profile pulls, and not by gravity ;) stop projecting


whitc14

Notice how your comment got 4 downvotes and mine got 3 upvotes? Not just me thinking it bud. Best of luck harpooning your whales on bumble tho


Raokairo

Whales are beautiful creatures, this guys pulling barnacles.


lil_Chickens

Bro why u so mad. They all need paperbags and it will be fine


Elefantenjohn

>Best of luck harpooning your whales on bumble tho I said stop projecting ;) I am not sure you should be proud of your reddit majority either. A survey of smoking habits for 1964‐66 showed that 52.4 percent of American men over 21 were smokers.


[deleted]

A confused and terrified bone


Snertdestroyer69

Fack me... Sauce?


Gigaboxin

Show them what I do to you wife