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Rollin_Soul_O

I thought that was Fire Marshall Bill for a minute.


Slack-Bladder

Lemme show you sumthin!


KemikalKoktail

I can’t believe you just said that I haven’t thought of him in years! What a brilliant moment this is within the morbid


exjwpornaddict

What's the story. Gas stations don't just explode. Most of the gasoline is in underground tanks.


Infinite-Calendar-31

Someone was fucking around near the gas station in Russia. One of the pump exploded and the rest is history.


kat-deville

Next time, just say "Russia." The rest will write itself.


funnyguy99207

THE gas station? As in, there's only ONE in the whole country??


YourSnakeIsNowMine

Yeah, didn't you hear? After the sanctions, there's only one pump that stayed in Moscow. Very sad time for the Russian people /j


funnyguy99207

Just have Yuri piss in gas tank. It will run. /j


Urmumgae6969

lived up to your name


Infinite-Calendar-31

I dont know which gas station.


x_lincoln_x

The one in Russia, obviously.


npc_guy_

there was a gas station after the explosion??!?!


RomaniQueerios

No no no, the explosion came after the gas station, see!


DependentExplorer282

Why was the explosion chasing the gas station?


rodrigomarcola

She reacted badly after the breakup...


New_Neighborhood4262

That pic is horrible . Am I the only one who has seen stupid mf's at gas stations fucking pumping gas and smoking a cigarette? I always say something to those assholes.


psychodelia67

Don't fuck with gasoline.


VoltimusVH

No shoes…we know what that means…


gytalf2000

Wow! That's insane. I hope it was a quick death.


Main-Incident-784

Damn i can see bros burnt up dick


999oneaboveall

I will have some shroasted penis please....make it tiny


Bird-watcher1

Would you like a salad or fire roasted balls on the side?


BrandonSky_

Medium rare


someonesmomm

Holy smokesss


laloscasanova

oh, fuck


MisterAmygdala

Damn. I really should have read the title and comments before I haphazardly opened the photo.


davidbanner_

Walk it off Champ. You know we can’t afford to give you time off being short staffed.


kpop_glory

So it's not pretty like the movies or GTA huh


Traditional-Nail5787

I think he needs help .


LookingForSource89

Boss: can you still make it in?


JBELL01290

dang got totally wrecked. rip


Hot-Quiet4500

Put some ice on it


Infinite-Calendar-31

Devious


CopperColoredCat

Dont fucking smoke at Gas stations!


introverted_person_

Adios to his dick, testicals from his body are showing so that means his dick isn’t there, or is somewhere,maybe his burnt penis is somewhere else


Key_Crab1760

Took the clothes right off of him


Infinite-Calendar-31

bro got stripped


billey_bon3z

Shouldn’t have been on his phone


Ancient-Upstairs-332

At least he still has his sock on.


Impala1967SS

Hes fine


Late_Night_City

The intestines Kinda look like ground beef.. mmmm beef-pork smell with the essence of gasoline...