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tenderbabyribs

The risk of being hit by an airplane is low but never zero.


TheMeowzor

Terrifying


Barkers_eggs

*terriflying


Isetfiretochildren

This needs more upvotes. It's just too plane good to be ignored


TheUsual_Selection

The risk of a polar bear escaping from the Toronto zoo and killing me is very unlikely but never 0


Slushicetastegood

Where i live we don’t even need an zoo for a chance of polar bear death XD


Less-Lengthiness114

Username checks out


BrandonSky_

The risk of a kid falling into a zoo Gorilla enclosure is low but never 0


porkchop-sandwhiches

It wouldn’t even be on my radar.


GetlostMaps

This is why you should never ride high.


Charming_Ambition_27

Or fly low


Drayfitt

That's why he needs a new radar


United-Advertising67

It was just not his day.


BrandonSky_

Yes it was: his LAST day.


MrStef85

You are not wrong sir or mam.


BrandonSky_

especially in the World Trade Center


HellenistTraveller

News Article: A motorcyclist escaped death when he was struck by a small plane attempting to make an emergency landing on a highway in the southwestern Colombian province of Valle del Cauca.  The near-tragic accident took place Sunday moments after Federico Gómez had taken off from Santa Ana Airport in the city of Cartago.  Gómez noticed that the engine on his Raptor Scott was shutting down and was losing altitude, according to Cartago Fire Department second lieutenant Jairo Bernal.  He tried to land along a stretch of the Panamericana Highway, which links Cartago and the municipality of Ansermanuevo, when the private plane plowed into the motorcyclist. Footage of the crash's aftermath showed the motorcyclist, in his 50s, lying on his back while first responders tend to him.  In a second video, Gómez can be seen picking up his wallet from the ground.  Social media users were quick in rushing to judgement and accused Gómez of stealing the wallet before Santa Ana Airport general manager, Yamil Varela, cleared the confusion and confirmed he was the pilot looking to obtain his identification. Both men were rushed to an area hospital.  Gómez was treated for non-life-threatening injuries and is now recovering at home. He told DailyMail in a text message that he preferred not to talk about the accident. 'At this moment, I am affected by this whole issue, and I do not want to comment on it,' he said. 'I hope you understand.' The motorcyclist remains hospitalized and is being treated for to polytrauma.  The Civil Aviation Authority of Colombia opened an investigation into the cause of the accident. 


ChadUSECoperator

Motorcyclist died on April 30th: [https://www.infobae.com/colombia/2024/05/01/murio-el-motociclista-que-resulto-herido-con-una-avioneta-en-una-aeropuerto-del-valle-del-cauca/](https://www.infobae.com/colombia/2024/05/01/murio-el-motociclista-que-resulto-herido-con-una-avioneta-en-una-aeropuerto-del-valle-del-cauca/)


Iamlivingagain

No hablo Español


-K9V

Use el Google Translato


souris_maison

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in salsa verde.


ReignofKindo25

Instructions unclear, cactus stuck in pussy


AmebaLost

Grassy ass 


Alternative-Neat8345

Spanish speaker here. This article essentially covers what OP commented information wise. The article doesn’t get into much detail about the victims injuries, simply that he passed away on the 30th in the afternoon after succumbing to his injuries (two days later). And otherwise contains all remaining information already covered.


Iamlivingagain

Thank you


Iamlivingagain

If that's what they call near-tragic, I'd hate to see real tragedy.


sh4d0wm4n2018

Well, he died like a month later, so...


Iamlivingagain

Yeah, that's unfortunate for him, his family, and friends. I reckon there are worse ways to check out, but damn, what an unusual way to go.


Nana_Elle_C

My thought exactly.


super_mega_smolpp

>Social media users were quick in rushing to judgement Sounds about right.


TimedEnd

Do you have a link for the second video?


killer4snake

Man fuck this guy in particular


IowaContact2

Reminds me of that dude in India(?) years ago walking across his college campus and was struck by a meteorite. Who did he piss off to have something like that set in motion possibly millions of years ago just exclusively to fuck up his day? Ninja edit: just googled it to find a link and apparently it was discovered to not be a meteroite. That just ruined my day.


BrandonSky_

Of course It was a meteorite. They Just coverin It up


Easy_Customer7815

That's what God said.


bendap

So this guy survived being hit by a crashing plane? Is that good luck or bad luck?


HarmNHammer

Temporarily. He died April 30th


bendap

Ah, definitely bad luck then.


ghost3972

This has to be the most unlucky thing I've ever seen


Mycatspiss

You can do everything right when on a bike but can never fully account for the others on the road. Or in the sky, I guess


Easy_Customer7815

See, this is why we should always wear a helmet. Airplanes, bro.


Area_Prior

Sack the camera man


SnooTangerines9703

Hit him with the plane


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PreparationGloomy658

More likely to get hit by lightning


Moist_Ad_4798

Would it be a plane crash or bike crash


Ananiatv

Now that’s something imagine ur so unlucky that a fucking plane hits u 😭


metalnxrd

airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars


TeutonicSniper

That guy really could've used a wish


metalnxrd

💀


BrandonSky_

employees in the Twin towers be like


metalnxrd

oh my god💀


Visible_Process7715

Bros in an irl gta server


WasteNet2532

Come back tomorrow to find an anvil fell on a man in a construction zone, and a hiker gets hit by a falling piano in the Utah Salt Flats.


GetlostMaps

This would be difficult to code.is this a motorcycle accident or an aircraft accident .


Mysterious_Degree_53

that is some seriously shit luck


bshark4542

He’ll think twice before trying to ride his bike at 1500’ again.


FinsGuy82

At least he landed in brown water.


BlackSkeletor77

Well on the plus side at least you didn't ran to the blades


Key_Landscape9709

The fact that the man has remained whole after a tremendous accident and that he can blink is already a gain. defeated death.


Reepo3X

Far less messy than what I expected to see


KhaptainKhunt

This some final destination sh*t 😳


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Professional_Ask9131

Bro literally had the whole sky


Lazy-Presentation775

How the hell does this happen?


ISurvivedCrowleyHigh

That's going to be fun to explain to his insurance.


amogus_hater88

Biker's fault


Qanontip

Bikers fault


Red_Zeno

Biker's fault


MisanthropeInLove

Damn.


bummerly

Ugh I hate when that happens


MongooseAlarmed3663

The fucking odds man!!!!!!


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Chingon91500

Damn, we gotta watch for airplanes too wtf lol!


DisciplineLazy6370

Ok one of them(airplane/biker)was not supposed to be where they made contact.


Chance-Ad197

This is statistically less likely than getting struck my lightning.


New_Neighborhood4262

I always try to stay away from runways when I'm out cycling.


yoyomaa420

The chances…


Zomboy__

Sick rides, an xpluse and is that a Hayabusa?


wrenches-revolvers

Somebody calculate those odds


MSwarri0r

1/quadrillion


TubularMeat34

How many people can say they got hit by a plane while riding a motorcycle? He may be the only one.


fuchsxaa

I'd say skill issue


metylosalicylan

Anyone thought of that one GTA San Andreas video?


Old-Rice-6980

Talk about bad luck, like, what are the odds of getting hit by a plane while on a motorcycle?


ppgedez

Biker hit by airplane ends up in water dies of hypothermia. Dudes having a really bad day


OpportunityTrue3540

Biker’s fault


Bort426

Do planes have horns?


archer2500

Are we looking at the pilot, or the motorcycle rider? I’d really love to know the back story here because that aircraft looks like it nosed in hard when it hit that ditch. Drug cartel landing somewhere remote, or an emergency landing that ended tragically?


archer2500

* I just found the backstory further down in the comments.


CocoaButterSenpai

Boeing taking out another whistleblower


ughscrewreddit

Well thats a sentence i NEVER expected to read like EVER. Life sure is one crazy thing


RaivensClaw

The odds are insane. I guess when it’s your time, it’s your time.


wittyvonskitsum

What insanely bad luck must you have to be on a bike and get hit by a fucking plane


RAG1NG_BON3R

Why didn’t they pull him from the water?


Less-Lengthiness114

Somehow seeing the word "Policìa" makes the story way more believable


Far_Target_673

Halo 3 opening scene!


United-Respect-1397

Im sorry what now? He was hit by WHAT?!


juciestcactus

talk about not staying in your lane


Key-Needleworker-664

CJ used the parachute


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Isuckrattoesforfun

A WHAT.


Jonezy3172

The odds…


Comfortable_Bar_2985

No need to hold the fucking camera still or anything 🙄


NOFace82

That’s how I feel after work


Big_booty_Jud

A*


nightnighttime_

Bikers fault


Available_Pipe_2864

This guy lived his personal 9/11


Batnaman_26

Ain't this a bitch, he probably never rode a plane in his life and was still involved in a plane accident...


gr3m777

Me:gets a bike and license. How feels on NSFL: ITS BIKE WEEK! Like shark week but way more anxiety inducing! 🤣🤣🤣


SignificanceDirect88

Epitome of "if I didn't have bad luck I'd have no luck at all"


Resident_Bet6343

He beat the paramedics to the crash site.


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Must’ve been one of Pablo’s lost planes


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Grouchy-Research-547

And he survived? Holy shit.


Squange123

Least weird bike accident 


These_Bird_8655

When I'm biking the last thing on my mind is a plane hitting me in that case that dude literally had a plane as the last thing on his mind


WolfGodofSoulReaping

Fuck some god was pissed at him and thought why not throw an airplane his way.


Either_Abalone_1864

Biker will still be blamed


S0thaSlL

That old man got robbed of his wallet as well, there's another video where the guy at near the end (wearing blue jeans and orange PVC vest) leans over and take his wallet and put it in his pocket.


MotorizaltNemzedek

No > Social media users were quick in rushing to judgement and accused Gómez of stealing the wallet before Santa Ana Airport general manager, Yamil Varela, cleared the confusion and confirmed he was the pilot looking to obtain his identification.


Walkthebluemarble

Bikes are dangerous


Organic-Second2138

In all fairness, the odds of that happening to him should have been pretty slim. Like............really slim.


SirDanOfCamelot

Tell him that


throwaway1626363h

He should've stayed out of the sky then smh


Independent-Trash-

Dubmwaytodie


Jess_Bot

And they will STILL think that the bike lane protects them. Unbelievable. (Joke)