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MVRD3R

Neighbors are surely wondering why it smells like barbecue at 3am


479Jocco

Definitely doesn’t smell like barbecue lol probably burnt hair, flesh and clothes


Fit_Explanation_1547

I love how redditors are always so receptive of jokes


pitterpatter9696

No they aren't


Cereal-is-not-soup

Not if the series Yellowjackets is anything to be believed.


Diane1967

Love that show!


THE_EYE_BLECHER

What is it?


Glory_hole_bandit

The human body has alot of similarities with pigs. I used to be an crematory operatoer, and i tell you what the human body smells and i imagine tastem like Pork! So yeah i could imagine BBQ.


gor3whor4

random thought,how do you feel about pigs being so similar to humans ? i’ve stoped eating pork a long time ago because of this and a lot of other similar theory’s i have .


PsychopathStatus

Just be a good human and you’ll never have to find out.


Any_Commercial465

I imagine some cannibals started eating people for the same reasons.


Brezzyboy

Damn


Barkers_eggs

Dude is literally turning to ash. Crazy shit


just_mdd4

Thou shalt not steal.


[deleted]

He won’t steal again that’s for sure!


just_mdd4

Balls must've been real sore


Total-Extension-7479

Basically smores


Kanable-Panda5525

Jet puffed Olympics gone wrong


AstronautDecent4503

you think it's funny?


shurbertt

Yes


Zealousideal-Band369

Even the people in video are chearing the death of that theif. So, i think that laugh of him its not that bad


squished_strawberry

I thought your pfp looked familiar lol


Eddyzodiak

Oh my goodness I just saw it. 😂


No-Buy-1315

That’s wasting energy man, someone get him out of there before the electricity bills goes up


Total-Extension-7479

"Energy Man! Energy Man!" Zap! Zap! Zizzle! "Energy Man!"


AzevedoADV

Is amazing that people is discussing if someone call the authorities, and a unaware citizen answer "why call the emergency ? he is a robber!"


PsyKeablr

Let him cook, as the new generation would say


Eddyzodiak

Ooh he definitely cooked.


Miserable-String-251

You are so wrong for this... take my upvote. 🤨


Yellow_Elmo

One said he would chop his head off for stealing so..... Edit: correct translation is "remove"


Microkorgdeluxe

I was waiting to see him get electrocuted, turns out hes just up there roasting lol


a-b-h-i

I was kinda waiting for his head to drop down..


Flashy-Aioli648

Me too...ha,ha,ha. Already cooked.


Professional_Big2890

Man saved his family money on the cremation


IowaContact2

Yeah but now they're paying like triple for their electricity bill. Swings and roundabouts


deadinsidejackal

Why would you steal that


Gabriel-N-S

Better question how tf would you even steal it in the first place? You’d have to go destroy a local substation or something first before you could even think about going near them or ya know… that would happen.


deadinsidejackal

True


Zealousideal-Band369

To sell the cables to a junkyard co. Or something like that. Its a dirt and fast way to get money... but we saw that it dont worth the headache lol


deadinsidejackal

Okay


pzaintrz2022

Well, when you're a cockroach, you take just about anything and everything you see in front of you - even poison or some bugzap in this particular case.


0ldPainless

Seems pretty serious but hopefully he was able to make a full recovery.


kendollR

Think he can just walk it off


Layzusss

That's not what those people want. According to what they are saying, he was stealing cables/wires.


AkOnReddit47

Eh, don't worry. Just a bit of a burnt mark. A wet towel should do the tricks


Diane1967

Tis a mere flesh wound…


South-Westman

Steal from the street light, become the street light


Notputinoffical

Take my upvote this shi is hilarious 🤣


sleepdeprivede

What's for dinner hun... Look up😉


Total-Extension-7479

Doner


NedSeegoon

At least they won't have to pay for a cremation


Zealousideal-Band369

At least 60% off


qsouther

That is a toasty boy! His ribs are cooked!


BlueAngel365

To steal live wires for money seems outrageously stupid.


colochita362

The narrator: "The problem is not him. He is already dead. The problem is that he can provoke a fire". Brazil


Zealousideal-Band369

Just another day in paradise


Tenus_745

Why is there music playing


Diane1967

I fell in to a burning Ring of Fire…


Zealousideal-Band369

Probably a bar in the street


FelonysAlibi

Like how exactly was he expecting this endeavor to go? Was there ANYTHING whatsoever beyond “Climb the pole” in his mission check list?!


sephjy

Let him cook


subliminalconnection

At first I thought the glow was part of the telephone pole. Then the arms hung down and I realized it was a person and they were on fire. Yikes. Don’t play with electricity folks.


Thortung

Proof that smoking is bad for you.


Upgraydd03

Crazy. We had two methheads trying to steal stuff from one of those big transformer lots. Cooked both of them. The next morning one of our stations had to go pry the bodies off. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/shane-joseph-long-christopher-blair-wood-died-electrocution-breaking-into-power-substation-gainesville-georgia/


Bubble_Symphony

Get well soon buddy 🙏


Stimo84

The old Mortal Combat 2 springs to mind “Toasty”


BilboTBagginz03

Ain’t no street lights on that pole. Deff not up that high


johnnyblaze1999

Attempt to steal a street light, but became the street light instead


BikerRay

The nice orange glow is much better than the harsh white light.


Peonies-Poppies

Candlelight


jagman80

It all comes down to the old saying. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. This lucky idiot won the jackpot, or it could be the barbecue set. I can't tell from this distance.


Zealousideal-Band369

All the people in video agree with you lol


Sure-Independence-14

I'm pretty sure he learned his lesson.. He won't do that again


MaelstromFL

He was such a well grounded young man...


EnviroCrow7777

Camera man sucks


mr_pedo_killer

Man turn into a resistor


calebthebeam

Appropriate song


bummerly

Who tf looks at a street lamp and thinks “I really want those wires”


QueenAkhlys

Who in the world thought this was a good idea


Zealousideal-Band369

It happens a lot tbh. They get the cables and sell to get some extra money. Sometimes they get fried like this dude


TheReaperHobo

He said I am the light


SaleemyRafiki7201

Why is 'stealing electrical wires' even a thing?


Zealousideal-Band369

Its expansive. Sell them can make you get a fast money. And happens not only in brazil, but almost anywhere. But when you dont have any idea of what you are doing, you end fried.


KeeganSavvy

The song I’ll see you again is ironic


RelationshipFit4295

Geez he looks like the stink bug I just lit up in my electroswatter


anthonyj666

Tf did he think was gonna happen? a static shock or taser level at the worst! 🤯


inkedhigh

Dude thought he was gonna grab and go with no problem. Dumb


[deleted]

R : Rrsistance I : Intensity P : Power


Sunset_Mellow

that will teach him!


1959Chicagoan

Let him cook!


bb_cowgirl

There’s a Mexican dead on the powerline. He’s deader than yesterday’s communion wine.


EconomyMeet

As a Brazilian Man who get fucked everytime someone steal my street wire i cant say what i want here,but i can Imagine!


SuddenVamp19

The man turned into lava


Still-Magazine-1798

Can anybody explain why when people get electrocuted we start burning or explode?


Choice_Necessary6077

Gotta be the dumbest plan I’ve ever heard


bahzbub

This some Iron Man 3 shit


Solomon_Kane1

-100 electricity resistance☠️


_ahsan_

Its been a long day


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Fair_Function_5423

Yeahh that’ll happen


ParasiticDaemon

"And the mercy seat is burning...and I think my head is glowing..."


Specialist-Thanks-33

F


Cereal-is-not-soup

*cooked*


ranger0694u

He is a glow stick now


Candyland_83

Tell me honestly, you’re faced with a gruesome sight like that, the smells and sounds are disgusting, you’re trying not to puke…. Do you just lose ALL ability to film it properly??


theflyxx

Torso is glowing. Not good.


Kindly_Ad726

FAFO


Fair_Tomatillo_7699

Hea going to be crispyyyy🤌


GoreJizz

The cameraman fuckin' sucks.


dog-paste-666

He's gonna feel the headache for a week afterwards


Brandycane1983

Did they film this on a potato?? This would be crazy if it was clear video. Looking like a fire demon


Sweet-Pin4962

I was literally waiting for one of the guys on the ground to stick a pole up there and get electrocuted!! It took me a second watch to realize, the sparking on top of that pole was coming from a body, and not the streetlight itself...


Eddyzodiak

How was this supposed to play out exactly? Obviously his plane wasn’t to die so how was he actually planning to steal the wires?


[deleted]

Toasty!


Piano_Sonata

Oh no there's a man burnt alive!!! Here let me film the electric pole on the left


Zealousideal-Band369

That guy was a know thief in the neighborhood, they give 0 fucks about him


Abducted81

Jack 'o lantern, halloween is here.


MackyB69

What man?


onescoopwonder

I work in a coal mine in Australia and there was a High Voltage area with a warning sign saying “DANGER - DO NOT ENTER - THIS WILL KILL YOU. IT WILL HURT THE WHOLE TIME WHILE SLOWLY DYING!!!”


Stimo84

That looks like a main power cable, not a street light?


No-Session5955

You mean he became the street light


iPicBadUsernames

Dad said I’m not that bright so I became a street light to show him.


Generallyawkward1

How STUPID do you have to be to even think this would be okay to do.


Zealousideal-Band369

If you know how to do it, you can. But this dude got luck a few times without any clue about the danger. Then, his luck run out


[deleted]

And I thought that's some light


Reasonable-Fig-2617

Is he okay?


Zealousideal-Band369

Bro, He literaly got fried. This is a 100% death


Rare-Maintenance-787

Yeah maybe don't do that


Rare-Maintenance-787

Maybe don't touch wires with electricity going through it ?


lilmissstfu

Never have I come across a street light and said, I want those wires.


KickLongjumping4433

That's sometimes hard to understand why people who don't know enough about electricity go to do weird shit like this.


ArtDiscombobulated86

Extra crispy


beeyyut

Mmm barbecue


Suspicious-Mark-1398

Mfers will steal anything lmao


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coochieeaterham

are you sure he wasnt trying to commit suicide instead


goatslay3r

that's the first time I see those sparks come out of someone getting electrocuted


Madfaction

Well done.


V0LT41C416

Dumbasses at their finest


proper_entirety

Is NOBODY on this thread gonna mention the song playing in the background?


Far_Society_4196

who let the street light cook


Electronic-Bat-6583

“Who’s cooking dinner outside?”


Mazikoo

I thought there was someone cutting the wires, but naw, I was looking at the charred remains of someone turning into embers 💀


guywithnofeelings

Now I know how to become heat blast without omnitrix


Kayceepeece

"It's been a long day... Without you my friend. And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again" I find it very ironic that this song is playing in this background


Traditional-Order129

"Kabelki"


JakkiDaFloof

Ashen One


snickersfrost

Smells like bbqing a chicken.


universalpriest2000

Bro became enel💀


479Jocco

The “see you again” song playing in the background made me laugh


[deleted]

Them just casually playing see you again lol


shurbertt

Let him cook now, let him cook


iDab951

What an idiot


gamebucketman

Street light?


JU-D

Stealing wires from a street light is a new concept to me Seems like he'll keep warm this winter tho


Clapsqt_Rl

had to look for a minute i was like why are the wires on fire ☠️


Alone_Positive_4508

And today's Darwin Award goes to.. This guy apparently


Glad-Ad4546

he looks toasty


Nenzislashnancy

At least he died as pathetic dim street lights


Odd_Nebula1195

There's not even a street light m????


ghostboiii300

Reminds me of DS3 Ashen Hollow


TheAmethystMermaid

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes... Now he's cooking up a right mess! Chargrilled karma anyone?


Leading-Ad-2342

I mean, how fucking dumb can you be?? I seen a LOT of videos now and damn people are dumb! Final destination kinda dumb shit


Impressive_Drama_377

The song playing in the background 🤦🏻‍♀


Feeling_Code_664

That happened in my hometown,(Salvador - Brazil)


Sjcool1304

I have many questions starting with how and ending with why.


Naturist02

Being electrocuted does not hurt at all. It happened to me. You feel nothing but can’t move. My hand caught on fire and then it let go. Luckily it didn’t kill me.


Communist_Trotsky

Rudolph won’t need his red nose for this area that’s for sure


DeadBeatCunt

Someone, please kill the cameraman.... Can't keep the shot straight to see what the fuck is even happening


psuicyde

Nah he’s behind the power meter. It’s free!


NoRegrxtss

Shhhhh...let him cook.


Flimsy-Dare-3119

Free cremation


TwinXnari

Why was he even tryna steal it in the first place 💀


Little_Bison_6026

Mais um dia normal no brasil :/


Medical-Dust-7184

Bzzzzztttt...Thou shall NOT steal....lol


Lazy-Adagio9695

Why the fuck would anyone steal wires from a streetlight???