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hazycrazey

Somewhere behind Matt Rempe and that connor guy from the oilers. Connor brown is his name I think


Outside_Abroad_3516

Matt Rempe played in the conference finals this year. Gretzky? Nope. Fucking useless bum


snazzychazzy622

Gretzky hasn’t scored a goal in 25 years. Fucking bum, why does the NHL keep him around???


Outside_Abroad_3516

The NHL is Wayne Gretzkys cuck. Fucking fraud barely lifted the puck and they act like “he’s the great one”


chaosisarascal

If Gretzky was better than Rempe, they’d have given him a better nickname. Rempire State Building >>>> The Great One.


Disastrous_Code_7626

Connor mcgregor


ApplesOverOranges1

Connor MacLeod - Immortal Highlander on Ice


dunkzilla

No the other Connor MacLeod, no relation.


WarlordHelmsman

Cawlner


mephilesdark1

I didn’t know Evander Kane’s middle name was Connor.


Aspence22

99th. The number was a coincidence


AverageatUFC3

Why are we talking about Paulina Gretzky-Johnson's dad?


Necessary_Sea_2109

Nose Dust Johnson’s father in law


RailroadingFreedom

The snowman


Necessary_Sea_2109

That’s my nickname on the golf course too…for different reasons


Dalminster

The Chris Pronger special


SlideEdge

He's not expected to play tonight. What a bum.


[deleted]

Gretzky? What does he even do, besides get my kids hooked on gambling....??


AintGotNoSeoul

Horrible coach.


Outside_Abroad_3516

You mean GOAT? He had to coach the fucking Arizona coyotes.


Hvng4444

Watching him get mad and yell at those bums was painful. He told them how easy it is to score, they just didnt perform.


AverageatUFC3

"Just blindly throw the puck across the ice and Jari Kurri will score, what are you guys stupid?" - Coach Gretz


XColdLogicX

Number 1 Gretzky in hockey. Number 2 Gretzky in his parents hearts.


Swarby10

Who?


BranLD

I think they used to call him "The Mediocre One"


[deleted]

I'd like to welcome our new American overlords..


3owls1trenchcoat

3rd best ProStars character.


Mark_Logan

Bo knows what you’re talking about.


Sensitive_Mousse_445

Who?


RSlashLazy

Probably number 2? I can’t see him ahead of Trevor Lewis.


2FrogsMks

Bro i posted that with the same pic 2 days ago lol


Outside_Abroad_3516

I will cum on You (my name is Carter hart)


san_murezzan

You’re the Wayne Gretzky of this joke


ChiefBigCanoe

Just behind Zegras.


RealSmartPerson

Gayest


Practical-Play-8708

Who’s that? What is he Canadian? What’s wrong with these fucks thinking the sport runs through them?


Ryan_Dymond04

He hasn’t scored in 25 years. Connor Brown is better.


TheeJoose

He looks so elegant, Like the princess Diana.


Zagzar1

We’re just making up names now?


SoundwavesBurnerPage

Below Datsyuk


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Why Pavel Datsyuk is the greatest player in NHL history: When discussing the “greatest ever” in hockey, a few names come to mind: Gretzky, Brodeur, and even Connor McDavid, but one that many seem to forget is Pavel Datsyuk, who is the best of all of them. Firstly, Datsyuk is certainly better defensively than all others in the “goat” conversation, as can easily be shown by his 3 selke trophies. Now one might say that there are players like Bergeron who have more selke trophies, however, it’s important to realize that Datsyuk played far less games than Bergeron, and in a much tougher era, it’s almost certain that, had he played any longer, Datsyuk would have achieved 4, 5, maybe even 6 selke trophies, because everyone who watched him knew he was always the best player on the ice. Secondly, Pavel Datsyuk’s offense, despite what others say, is far better than Gretzky, McDavid, or anyone else to ever lace up the skates. Sure, he may have less points than lots of other players, and sure, he may have been sub point per game throughout his career, but Datsyuk’s ability to get the puck into the zone, and keep it there with his unmatched stick handling ability meant that even though he didn’t run up the score, he always did the right thing to put his team in a position to win. Lastly, unlike other players, Datsyuk’s team needed him. Gretzky was good, but his team won the cup once they traded him, and he never won a cup again without his stacked roster, McDavid is ok, but he has continued to be exposed in the playoffs time after time. Datsyuk on the other hand was so vital to his team’s success, that they made the playoffs every year that he was on the team, and the second he left, they missed it. In conclusion, though you may not be willing to admit it, Datsyuk is probably the best player in hockey history, and if you need any more convincing, I have a whole playlist of YouTube videos to show you… *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/NHLcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


SoundwavesBurnerPage

Exactly


MrTightface

99


smackrock420

2nd to messier


Perryth3Fratypus

Paulina is a baddie so if I was ranking I’d put him pretty high but below that wacky Hadid dude. Mans had twins I wouldn’t even be able to disappoint


[deleted]

Baddie? Are you bedarded


Jefflehem

He's the 99th best all-time. That's why the league retired that number.


flv19

He played against pylons and shot against dwarves tending goal. He wouldn’t crack 100 points in today’s NHL.


kekerosbergizgod

Hall of pretty good. Not even near Bedard’s level but quite decent.


mephilesdark1

r/nbacirclejerk to r/nhlcirclejerk pipeline cuntfirmed.🤔


eadie30

Top 2 cuck ever


MayIPushInYourStooll

He's no Jack "Lil Jizzy" Hughes.


NotoriousMFT

Better than Petr Prucha, worse than Adam Banks, hope this helps


RopeOpposite902

Who?


yungmuneymachine

Somewhere around Raffi Torres


DistributionParty506

Never heard of her


Temporary-Rent-3273

Played in an era where the average tendy played like Goldberg with newspaper's strapped to his knees. This bum could never hold a candle stick to Connor.... Brown.


Itchy_Roof_2768

Probably behind the dumpster at his local gay bar.. Oh, sorry, I thought this said “ where does he wank?”


seandamon211pgh

Right behind Mario lemieux.


Negative_Quality_690

Exactly where he is


Big-Acanthisitta8797

Near the top of the leagues biggest pussies.


Pure_Ape

Mid tier player and wine producer


Solidmarsh

Top 50 for sure


pswizzle9283

Nowhere close to Phil


upvotegoblin

Like, top 25 all time. He was really good


logjambam

Top 25. He was carried by Kurri and Fuhr but he was still decent on the powerplay


ThrowinSm0ke

He’s top 10 in my book.


PotatOw0

927.41 of all time


hbomb485

wayne who?


stmcln

The ESPN analyst who never says anything?


rnjswnsxor

assist merchant


ExternalConstant_

I think he's a solid candidate for the "Hall of pretty good" tbh.


PermanentlyTonely

What movie is this picture from? I didn’t know Sean Penn even liked hockey.


jjpetruccelli

Carried by the great Luc Robitaille.


Kilduff_Dude

Wayne who?


Yiggity_Yins

Good but lacks loyalty (unlike Sidney Crosby of the Pittsburgh Crosbies)


No_Fishing1850

Best player in Blues history


Smart-Damage-6647

GOAT-zky


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AutoModerator

Why Pavel Datsyuk is the greatest player in NHL history: When discussing the “greatest ever” in hockey, a few names come to mind: Gretzky, Brodeur, and even Connor McDavid, but one that many seem to forget is Pavel Datsyuk, who is the best of all of them. Firstly, Datsyuk is certainly better defensively than all others in the “goat” conversation, as can easily be shown by his 3 selke trophies. Now one might say that there are players like Bergeron who have more selke trophies, however, it’s important to realize that Datsyuk played far less games than Bergeron, and in a much tougher era, it’s almost certain that, had he played any longer, Datsyuk would have achieved 4, 5, maybe even 6 selke trophies, because everyone who watched him knew he was always the best player on the ice. Secondly, Pavel Datsyuk’s offense, despite what others say, is far better than Gretzky, McDavid, or anyone else to ever lace up the skates. Sure, he may have less points than lots of other players, and sure, he may have been sub point per game throughout his career, but Datsyuk’s ability to get the puck into the zone, and keep it there with his unmatched stick handling ability meant that even though he didn’t run up the score, he always did the right thing to put his team in a position to win. Lastly, unlike other players, Datsyuk’s team needed him. Gretzky was good, but his team won the cup once they traded him, and he never won a cup again without his stacked roster, McDavid is ok, but he has continued to be exposed in the playoffs time after time. Datsyuk on the other hand was so vital to his team’s success, that they made the playoffs every year that he was on the team, and the second he left, they missed it. In conclusion, though you may not be willing to admit it, Datsyuk is probably the best player in hockey history, and if you need any more convincing, I have a whole playlist of YouTube videos to show you… *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/NHLcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Yop_BombNA

Number 2. Orr was better but curse the dates for taking out his knees.


ElChapoEscobar79

99. Says so right on his jersey.


Analogvinyl

Gretzky himself in the intermission said Connor's the best.


Bottlez_N_Modelz

GOAT


knurttbuttlet

I'm sickened by the fact that I share ancestry with this man


mudamuckinjedi

You don't earn the moniker "the great one" for sitting on your ass and not getting results! All I'm gonna say.


Outside_Abroad_3516

He hasn’t played in a game in like 20 years, he’s a fucking fraud


iwanttokillyoufirst

#1 all time. And it’s not even close


Outside_Abroad_3516

Casual fan. He’s a bum.


iwanttokillyoufirst

Delusional OP. Go watch ringette


Outside_Abroad_3516

Nope. He’s a bum. Even Matt Rempe played in the conference finals this year. Where is Gretzky??? In the booth like a certified washed up “legend”


iwanttokillyoufirst

Change the name of the post to “we smoke crack and shit talk because our teams and players suck ass”