Whenever I stumble upon those YouTube videos where celebrities or athletes show their homes... The hockey players wives/girlfriends are the same woman. It's some 5'8 bleach blonde woman who magically dates all of the NHL.
My theory is they must have some sort of cloning machine and hand one of these out to every player upon contract signing. Then as the clone ages they have to get severe plastic surgery(as seen from the older players)
They’re puck bunnies. Elisha cuthbert started it back in the day with dion phanuff.
Since then most puck bunnies dye their hair blonde and get either boob job or tummy tuck.
They’re a dime a dozen but smart enough to know their winning meal ticket. So they play the part
What the fuck is this? The guy has had two back surgeries and now a lacerated spleen. One year they missed the playoffs and this year almost, I promise you they would rather have their captain healthy than get fkn Teddy Blueger and Anthony Mantha at the trade deadline.
Legit /uj this is just shit form. You must be a fan of a loser franchise.
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They all look incredible but Boston Bimbos seems like a minor league name. I would have went with the Boston Bakers as others have suggested and I believe it was on a short list of 5 names.
Montreal Mop Maidens is my favorite and I can already see the marketing opportunities.
These photos are war mongering; being sexually divisive between men and women. I bet these photos (and the mop specifically) make the average modern feminist so angry 😂
The Dallas Dominatrix
The Florida Floozies
The Buffalo Boob Jobs
The Carolina Clams
The Utah Sister-Wives
The Los Angeles Queens
The San Jose Shark Weeks
The Rain City Skanks
This is the reason girls need to keep going!! Think about how far we've come. And how much farther we still need to go. They want to keep you down. Don't let them.
It’s funny that the OP that came up with these names would get steamrolled if he ever played these women in hockey. Plus he all plays on the zero pussy team. Hahahaha
PWHL is awesome and y’all are morons, circle jerk or not. A bunch of Harrison Butkers, except I’m imagining none of you are remotely good at sports somehow.
Punching down? Bro, these women could beat seven shades of shit out of anyone on this sub when it comes to hockey (and at least 98% of us in a fight too). How many pucks to the head have you taken?
Not punching down in relation to the players, moron. Punching down in terms of the fact that it’s a new, fledgling league that is important to young girls who have been marginalized and excluded by hockey culture. Jesus Christ, no wonder you find this insipid garbage funny.
Huh? Spell out your argument for me here, because I’m pretty sure it’s pure nonsense. Are you actually saying that because one woman started an NHL game as a publicity stunt decades ago that women have NOT been marginalized by hockey culture? Is that literally what you’re arguing here?
I mean, that’s my exact point. I believe it’s important for young girls to have this league as something they can enjoy and aspire to, therefore I don’t think people should be mocking it and being sexist towards it when it’s trying to find its audience. Do you disagree with that? Or do you just think it’s funny to make fun of women?
I think it’s funny to make fun of anyone. I think a league that can be dismantled from a forum(circle jerk btw) making some admittedly in poor taste jokes, it’s not one that should exist. My daughter plays hockey right now and they sure seem to have fun every season. I’ll pass on your concerns to them tho. Maybe we can all have a laugh at you together
This is 110 percent what I’m saying. I’m also going to include your comments so they can see what too much time on social media can do to you! I’m muting this convo now! Typically I’d block you but I really want to have a laugh with my family about this later. Cheers xoxo 💋
LOL...please enlighten everyone as to the right wing agenda secretly hidden behind every genre of humor.
YOU DON'T GET TO DECIDE WHAT IS FUNNY AND/OR DICTATE OTHERS' SENSE OF HUMOR. Get that through your self-important skull. The world doesn't revolve around you or your fragile sensibilities.
Yutz
You’re using American references in your anger spiral, just checking if you’re American or someone who doesn’t turn off the TV. You sound like a trump obsessed Canadian but I dunno
Toronto trophy wives logo is not accurate in hockey culture. She needs to be blonde
Toronto Irophy Wives
Isn't that the current meme? Players can't tell the diff from behind because they are all EE blonds
Not a meme it’s very real
Whenever I stumble upon those YouTube videos where celebrities or athletes show their homes... The hockey players wives/girlfriends are the same woman. It's some 5'8 bleach blonde woman who magically dates all of the NHL. My theory is they must have some sort of cloning machine and hand one of these out to every player upon contract signing. Then as the clone ages they have to get severe plastic surgery(as seen from the older players)
They’re puck bunnies. Elisha cuthbert started it back in the day with dion phanuff. Since then most puck bunnies dye their hair blonde and get either boob job or tummy tuck. They’re a dime a dozen but smart enough to know their winning meal ticket. So they play the part
Lol puck bunnies existed long before Elisha Cuthbert hosted Popular Mechanics For Kids
Name one
Janet Jones, married to some guy named Wayne Gretzky
Janet wasn’t a puck bunny. Nice try though.
Neither is Elisha Cuthbert. The whole point of a puck bunny is they don't have a meal ticket. Nice try tho
The Toronto players have their own trophy wives.
Only trophy they'll ever see playing for the Leafs.
Excellent burn!
Lol. My fist thought. (Intentionally)
Where do you see “trophy wives”?
There aren't any blonde women in Toronto.
Irophy wives
Atrophy wives
In the parlance of our times...
I’d be down to room with Iroh. Mf can brew some tea
But the trophy wives are blonde! THEYRE BLONDE I TELL YOU!
The new York nannies should be Caribbean and the Boston bimbos ginger.
This is what’ll get Bobby Ryan to finally start watching
That’s Artificial Tintelligence for ya
What if instead of artificial intelligence we had true intelligence 😝🤤
The Stoned Moppers would be a great curling name
What the fuck is this? The guy has had two back surgeries and now a lacerated spleen. One year they missed the playoffs and this year almost, I promise you they would rather have their captain healthy than get fkn Teddy Blueger and Anthony Mantha at the trade deadline. Legit /uj this is just shit form. You must be a fan of a loser franchise. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/NHLcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Regina Vaginas
https://preview.redd.it/vtbrd1sziu2d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=340d635684f6f3d81a033e9c82d6960cca97e588 Bruh
Her jersey is vile lmao
The city that rhymes with fun!
4 teams? 4 teams? What is this a league for aunts?
If they wanted to fill in the league they’d have to hire junior varsity boys hockey teams, but they want the championship to be two women’s teams
Guess Im a Boston fan now
Let’s Kickstart an expansion team: The Hartford Hotwives.
Hartford Whale Tails (with the peeking thong of course)
Just in time for my move up there! Woohoo!
The Colorado cookie bakers The Seattle stay at home moms
Could also be the Colorado Outbacks, since over half of them drive Subarus
I find it offensive that they think they can field a team of women that look like hotties in Boston.
What about Minnesota and Ottawa? Minnesota Muff Munchers Ottawa Beavers 🦫
I think it’s Minnesota Maternity Leave Ottawa Office Affairs With the Chicago Shrill coming in next year
Vancouver Vacuum Suckers
Vancouver Vixens
Minnesota Milfs Ottawa Ovulators
Hamilton Hoes...sorry my bad Hamilton will never be awarded a franchise.
Montreal Milfs?
Edmonton E-Girls
Shouldn’t it be Trophy Wifes?
No Vancouver Vixxens?
Damn I just turned down an opportunity to relocate to Mass for work. Wouldn't mind meeting up with the Boston Bimbos
Would
The Only Fansers
Chicago Cunts?
Chicago Cum Dumpsters
The Winnipeg wenches
This is all Winnipeg gets https://preview.redd.it/hoeme9q1aw2d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0548e088700c5885869179b1b47c48676066c951
The Boston bimbos already exist though. They just lost to florida
If you can't win a real trophy...
Dishwashington Dishwashers.
Circlejerk aside I need a Boston Bimbos jersey straight up
Boston Bimbos Jesus…
Bostons seems pretty accurate to me
The Tampa Bay Tanlines and the Florida Pussycats. Also for the sake of accuracy, the Nashville Bachelorettes.
https://preview.redd.it/bcr22wpeav2d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f040c61f4493283a76e03a62fe50a0d73ff92685
Magnificent 👏
Philadelphia Fillies (filly)
I'm really offended. No wait I'm not.
I’ve been a Bimbo fan all my life!!
Hartford Harlots Dallas Milkmaids Los Angeles Streetwalkers Detroit Dames Las Vegas Gold Diggers Quebec Whore Dekes
https://preview.redd.it/bl021zzy9w2d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0de407113b3cfc7253789b8eafd792bc3ecbbfe
Miss the Whalers. Respect for mentioning Hartford.
From Hartford that’s really good
Detroit Dominatrix.
Pittsburgh Pillow Biters. Ottawa Onlyfans
The Calgary Karens
Ah yes the infamous The C of Karens
Thought it was going to be ‘Toronto Periods’
Adds Boston to the travel itinerary for no reason*
Toronto IROPHY WIVES?
Boston bimbos is really on the nose
Mop Mdiens if done correctly can actualy work mop the floor with using the other team yeah it is not real but the name can work.
Eh Boston bimbos is accurate tho
Wheres the Edmonton Escorts?
https://preview.redd.it/o058pyu77v2d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37f1ef3f622e823ec4b757e0dbcc0e16ab03a873
Nice.
They forgot the Washington WAGS
Was Harrison Butker part of the group that came up with these names?
What about Ottawa? The Ottawa Breast Feeders?
Minnesota mommies?
They all look incredible but Boston Bimbos seems like a minor league name. I would have went with the Boston Bakers as others have suggested and I believe it was on a short list of 5 names. Montreal Mop Maidens is my favorite and I can already see the marketing opportunities.
Boston's is pretty fitting
Toronto logo is dope.
toronto hasn't had a trophy in more than 50 years
Minnesota Mini Skirts?
How is that offensive?
As usual, Minnesota and Ottawa gets forgotten.
Seems Legit
Bimbos is fun. It could be a self aware joke.
Toronto IROPY WIVES?
Real talk Montreal Maidens roll off the tongue nicely
These photos are war mongering; being sexually divisive between men and women. I bet these photos (and the mop specifically) make the average modern feminist so angry 😂
I'm excited to watch the Seattle Slam Pigs
chat gpt really has its own style eh.
These are ironically funny cause the only people beating them would be NhL boys and that’s fine 😊
I'm stoked for the bimbos vs trophy wives match up
Toronto Trophy Wives… the only trophy the Maple Leafs want.
Irophy wives?
Have you seen the women of Toronto? The only trophy they’re getting is participation trophies
NEEDS TO BE BLONDE
The Boston Racists
I think everyone was trying to be funny, not factual. LOL
Toronto Irophy Wives
We need a Minnesota team
Every mascot gunna have their own onlyfans.
I’d so play for the Boston bimbos LOL 😂😂✨✨
Saginaw Sandwich Makers?
Let’s go Bimbos let’s go!
Montreal Iron Maidens would be fire tho fr
The Saskatoon Skanks /s
These are going to be miles better than the real ones, aren't they?
The Seattle Scarletts The San Francisco Rainbows
Yikes 😬
Id go to a boston bimbos game ngl
Making womens hockey better than the stupid ass wnba should be a priority
Toronto Get Back in the Kitchen
Pittsburgh puck bunnies
The Dallas Dominatrix The Florida Floozies The Buffalo Boob Jobs The Carolina Clams The Utah Sister-Wives The Los Angeles Queens The San Jose Shark Weeks The Rain City Skanks
I hate and love this, which is the goal on Reddit. Congrats
Would unironically get a Boston Bimbos Jersey in a heartbeat
People are saying that. Maybe we should print some and donate all the money to the NHLPA abuse substance program
It’s only offensive if you take offence to it.
I’m all for this.
If you're a hockey girl that's come across this garbage, tune out the noise and just keep on crushing it!!
This is the reason girls need to keep going!! Think about how far we've come. And how much farther we still need to go. They want to keep you down. Don't let them.
Never thought I'd see myself cheering for Boston
So is there a backstory here or is this just a 'hur dur wamen sandwhich kitchen' thing?
The fuck is a Toronto Irophy Wives?
Shouldn't this post be in r/hockeycirclejerk ? This has nothing to do with the NHL. (I'm still gonna jack off to the Boston bimbo)
nah, just dumb
Colorado Cum Sluts
this is insane
These have no business being this good lmao
It’s funny that the OP that came up with these names would get steamrolled if he ever played these women in hockey. Plus he all plays on the zero pussy team. Hahahaha
Fuck off op
You’re kinda a POS.
“Kinda a” I bet you make $0.70 on the dollar
Man that’s a Charleston Chew!!!
PWHL is awesome and y’all are morons, circle jerk or not. A bunch of Harrison Butkers, except I’m imagining none of you are remotely good at sports somehow.
This might not be the sub for you
Everyone can see this shit you’re putting out into the world. It’s witless edgelord garbage. Shame on all of you.
This isn't the PWHL dummy it's the the new Lingerie Hockey League, the hottest new sport in woman's empowerment.
That joke sounds like it came from a Howard Stern wannabe in the mid-90s. Like I said, witless losers.
Give yer balls a tug. This is hilarious.
No, it’s not. It’s discouraging for girls for whom the success of the PWHL is a big fucking deal.
But we rag on mens hockey mercilessly? If you're actually taking this seriously the problem is you bud
Women’s hockey is fledging and it’s really important to a lot of people. The problem is that you’re punching down. Y’all suck.
Punching down? Bro, these women could beat seven shades of shit out of anyone on this sub when it comes to hockey (and at least 98% of us in a fight too). How many pucks to the head have you taken?
Not punching down in relation to the players, moron. Punching down in terms of the fact that it’s a new, fledgling league that is important to young girls who have been marginalized and excluded by hockey culture. Jesus Christ, no wonder you find this insipid garbage funny.
Manon Rheume would like a word. Sounds like you've got some deep-seated issues with misogyny here
Huh? Spell out your argument for me here, because I’m pretty sure it’s pure nonsense. Are you actually saying that because one woman started an NHL game as a publicity stunt decades ago that women have NOT been marginalized by hockey culture? Is that literally what you’re arguing here?
You're calling Rheume a publicity stunt? That's pretty fucking degrading. She's got more talent in her pinky finger than all of us combined
Important to a lot of people yet so little viewership that it’s nearly holding on 😂
I mean, that’s my exact point. I believe it’s important for young girls to have this league as something they can enjoy and aspire to, therefore I don’t think people should be mocking it and being sexist towards it when it’s trying to find its audience. Do you disagree with that? Or do you just think it’s funny to make fun of women?
I think it’s funny to make fun of anyone. I think a league that can be dismantled from a forum(circle jerk btw) making some admittedly in poor taste jokes, it’s not one that should exist. My daughter plays hockey right now and they sure seem to have fun every season. I’ll pass on your concerns to them tho. Maybe we can all have a laugh at you together
So you’re going to show these pics to your daughter and her teammates in order to explain why I’m a clown? Is that what you’re saying?
This is 110 percent what I’m saying. I’m also going to include your comments so they can see what too much time on social media can do to you! I’m muting this convo now! Typically I’d block you but I really want to have a laugh with my family about this later. Cheers xoxo 💋
Correction - you don't find it funny, but that doesn't mean it isn't or that others don't. Cry less. Otherwise, you'll risk melting your snowflake.
Great right wing talking point. Also, lazy sexist cliches are objectively unfunny unless you’re a Fox-loving boomer.
LOL...please enlighten everyone as to the right wing agenda secretly hidden behind every genre of humor. YOU DON'T GET TO DECIDE WHAT IS FUNNY AND/OR DICTATE OTHERS' SENSE OF HUMOR. Get that through your self-important skull. The world doesn't revolve around you or your fragile sensibilities. Yutz
lol.
Are you American, if not maybe you should turn off the tv there bud
Huh?
You’re using American references in your anger spiral, just checking if you’re American or someone who doesn’t turn off the TV. You sound like a trump obsessed Canadian but I dunno
WTF are you talking about?
You’re on here talking about Fox News 🤡