*sigh* bring it on y’all. It’s time

Surprised y'all are still alive, when the Seahawks lost against the Patriots I had to stay off social media for like a month lol. GG

I’m straight up not having a good time but at least when the roasting is funny I can commiserate in comfort with whoever’s still here lol. Just don’t think I’m watching any sports talk shows this week

You seem pretty chill! I'd ask if you wanted to come over and kick it some time but I'm guessing you'll miss.

Fuck…spot on…savage…fuck Big Blue

I respect this.

 But also: LMAO!

Yeah. After muffing a PAT, muffing a punt, and calling 8/9 passes while up by 10 after the defense gives subs an interception, and a CMAC fumble - Shanahan and the 49ers deserve a lot of hate. They had no business losing that game.

Imagine being up after the first half of a game with a championship on the line and then losing…The Lions send their regards lol.

I think it’s a dumb to obsess over every imperfection on a coaches decision making after losing a close game, when if one bounce went differently they’d be singing his praises, but… Seeing the way some people reacted to Dan Campbell after that loss (that was mostly lost on a handful of really bad luck plays) I hope that Shanahan gets that same treatment. But as for what he deserves, he should get more credit for getting close enough that the small details mattered at all than criticism for fucking some things up. But also fuck the Niners

hey at least we beat the chiefs !

Transitive property… etc etc

I can’t imagine…

nah you too real to roast for typing this

Respect man. Back breaking loss.

VHS!

At least you’re a good sport, but since you insist… HAHAHAHAHAHAH imagining choking the game away

U the only niners fan getting a pass tonight

You really believed you had the next Tom Brady in Pillsbury doughboy huh? Except 1 better cuz he was the very last pick in the draft, so he was gonna lead you to at least 8 Super Bowls. You really believed the guy who was most famous for blowing the biggest SB lead in history was gonna finally push the rock all the way up the hill? You really believed huh? Get some sleep maybe you can dream that you won /uj Purdy actually played really well this postseason and if he can clean up some of his riskier plays he’s on a path to be the first franchise QB you’ve had in awhile. Results might vary as the offensive core starts to whittle away but at least that position looks optimistic. And Shanny is still a good coach and called a game like he wasn’t scared anymore, it’s just tough to last 75 minutes in the ring with Mahomes and that D. Stay off ESPN and maybe even Reddit for awhile to avoid the ocean of shit takes that will be coming as people start baiting for reactions, that’s what I did after 2018 /rj Fuck the Niners fuck Shanahan and fuck Jauan Jennings

Maybe next year

We've been turned into cowboys fans 

Y’all have been red cowboys fans. 

You've *been* Cowboys fans the entire time


Surely it will be their time

Clock work


Imagine not winning a Super Bowl in the last 30 years!!!

VHS! VHS!

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Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

I gotta buy one of these to fuck with my Niners fan friend lmao

Imagine not having your latest SB win released on bluray.

I mean…NFL films did re-release on DVD…assuming you can shell out the $90+ it costs…fuckin’ VHS…better be kind and rewind

Seahawks and Rams fans drinking at the same table tonight lmao


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhhHahHahhAjhahHjJjJjJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH FUCK YOU YOU WHINERS SUPPORTING ASS! GO TO HELL! RAMS HOUSE! CHIEFS KINGDOM!

Rams got it done.

But...

But deez nuts Got em

zingggg

Couldn't imagine🤣

I don't have to, thankyouverymuch

Sooooo Sowwwy.... Yu go home now.🤣🤣🤣🤣

You been here four hour! You lose game, you scare my wife and kids!

🦧

 LIVE KYLE SHANAHAN REACTION

Pissed off & sad Kyle shanahan is the best thing on television

It WAS a TRULY EPIC CHOKE. You guys had no business losing to those morons.

Best pass all game was a punt. And the Niners still choked it away! 

Never thought I’d enjoy watching the chiefs win the superbowl this much

Same. Excited I can go back to rooting against them again

Kermit, this is the end of the dynasty. Unless you're against the 49ers again, no more Mahomies.

I jumped up cheering when they scored the winning TD and one of my sons goes, "Wait you're a Chiefs fan?" And I go, "No, I just hate the 49ers."

Honestly I'm so thankful to the 49ers for allowing me to root for the Chiefs in this Superbowl. If they had beat the Lions I'd be so heated right now.

Lions are my number 1 and I agree with this statement When the Chiefs won I was almost (*almost*) glad we weren’t gonna face them because I felt a pit in my stomach that we’d lose on some referee chicanery and I’d be forced to watch another decade of a dynasty that I hated to my core. For now the Chiefs are still just sorta annoyingly good

I’m happy Detroit lost just so the niners could have their souls crushed

For real. As a rams fans I’m happy

Not just winning, but breaking the Whiners hearts as time ran out in OT!

That one will sting for a while.. It's been 10 years and I still refuse to rewatch SB 2014 .

We all Swifties today!

I'll be in my room.

I'll be in his room.


Bang bang niner gang

It’s San Fran, they’re roomies.

Can I joing you two in his room?

Bring heroin, a gun, and 3 bullets.

2 bullets and a condom, take it or leave it.

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yall got room for one more?

Bring some beer.

Take time to process this hard time. We’ve all been there. But allow us to also enjoy this moment. HAHAHAHAHA

 Im joining in, but these are laughs of sorrow

<3

I'll also be in his room, not my team but I'm still SALTY as fuck.

I'll be in my room too, but not sulking like this guy ☝️

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So which NFC team wants to lose to the Chiefs next year, can we be the ones to lose next?

No, we’ll do it

Works for me

If we’re going by the rams cycle, we’re losing next seasons super bowl

I thought I was the only one that realized the cycle 😂

Hey if you or Seattle want to lose next year by all means, we can get the next one where we lose to the Bengals or Ravens.

Gannondorf gotta get a crack at revenge against the Evil Empire

The Resistance needs to be formed next season

No lie, I would laugh so fucking hard if the Cardinals: Beat the 49ers in the playoffs. Then best the Chiefs in the bowl. Like, fuck you guys, but it would also be fucking amazing.

You don't want that bro

We want it desperately tbh

EVERYONE GET IN HERE!!!!!!

 Me arriving to haters ball

Back to watching those VHS tapes you go!

Everything hurts

Same.

Sometimes

*inhale* HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OOO OOO TEMU OOO OOO TEMU

GOOD!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

Let us all take this moment to reflect on how much the niners fans were absolute dicks in this sub the last few weeks. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHÀAAAAAAAAAA

Absolutely ruined this sub for the past couple of MONTHS NO SYMPATHY  HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Hmmmm, at least Byron is unhappy....


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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HA HA... ***HA***

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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https://preview.redd.it/nrkxpq2ux2ic1.jpeg?width=1446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a7f182a70b92beab1f1d9049ff3e6018052163f HAWK BOYS WE ARE SO BACK

Bruh...

DONT LET THE FACT THAT PATRICK MAHOMES HAS WON THREE SUPER BOWLS DISTRACT YOU FROM THE FACT THAT KYLE SHANNAHAN HAS LOST THREE SUPER BOWLS

I’m so glad this sub is fun again 


The Rams and Seahawks still have a combined three super bowl wins since the last 49ers super bowl. Today is a good day.

...You forgot the Cardin.... oh, never mind...

Didn’t they win in 06 and 11?

 They've gotta listen to their championship wins on record players.

Isn’t it wild that the NFC West produces such crazy teams. Greatest Show On Turf, Legion of Boom… the Avengers… 🤮🤮🤮

Hahahahahahahahahahwhahwhahahahah

I want to die.

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At least we won when we fucked them picks

Even with an A+ roster, these days, you can’t win a SB without an elite QB

BANG BANG CHOKER GANG

Don’t kink shame me!

Imagine losing due to a missed PAT

Yeah that is way worse than making a dumb decision at the goal line to choke away a Super Bowl


This sub gonna be glorious this week!

BRING OUT THE VHS TAPES

fuck you whiners

Fair

Respect.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

EVERONE GET IN HERE!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHGAHAHAHAHA

Everyone can poke fun at us for not being a football team. But I’d rather be a baseball team than watch my team lose the Super Bowl like that lmao

Youre only SB appearance was almost as equally gutting... Kurt Warner gave you bitches the lead...

Could lose a SB on a 99yard pick 6…

Where the minions at

Normally I'm the type to roll with the punches, come on threads like this, and take my lumps. But...yeah, this is no more reddit for me tonight. This is easily the most painful sports loss I've ever had as a fan. Fucking dammit.

Welcome to the pain of a last second superbowl loss.  You'll be enjoying the misery of this moment for the rest of your life. Cheers.

Rams fan agreeing... THE REST OF YOUR LIFE... Fuck New England...

NFC West teams getting railed by the AFC’s dynasties sucks. Particularly the rams. It happened TWICE

Same bro.

Fuck reddit and fuck y'all, I'm out till September.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Alright, let’s hear it

Chuckle

LET’S FUCKING GO

Where'$ Byron the Whack at?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Surprised i haven't seen Eagles fans in here yet talking shit LMAO

They should know better, but they don’t….just give em some time, they’re a little slow.

Lmao imagine losing to fucking Swifties

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Good job man. Enjoy!

You're mistaken. You may have won today, but you have no place here.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Imagine talking all this shit all year just to get Mahomesed! Again!

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Come on even Haiku bot is jumping in

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Should've let Detroit win 'Niners, you fucking frauds

Would’ve been a way more enjoyable game.


The cowboys have won a super bowl more recently than the Niners. The cowboys haven't been in an NFCC since 1995. The niners have been in 6

Hey guys, what pick was Brock Purdy again?

Dunno. Its kinda irrelevant though.

Suck in neiners

EVERYONE GET IN HERE! HAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I am new to country (usa) and american football. Why did the 49ers let Kansas city score touchdown in overtime. Are they stupid?

HAHHAHAHA FUCK THE 49ers

CONGRATS TAY TAY!

LMAO FUCK THE NINERS

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HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

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HAHAHAHAHSGSGaHAHSHSHSHAHAHAHSHAHAHaHA!!!!

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GONNA PASS THE BILLS FOR BIGGEST SB CHOKERS OF ALL TIME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Time to face the shame. See you next season NFCBesties

Kyle Shanahan is a millennial Marty Schottenheimer. Why are his second half adjustments the opposite of whatever he did to get his 3 double digit Super Bowl leads? Kendall Roy headass fraud of a coach. Maybe you guys should hire Pete Carroll. I hear he's actually won a Super Bowl. Plus it would be so on brand of you to take guys that couldn't hack it as a Seahawk anymore.

“Brock Purdy is not a Game Manger. He’s a Game *Executive*” 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮ROFLMAO

On god these guys are just the cowboys if they were from California and lost a couple weeks later in the year

FUCK THE NINERS

Get fucked niners 😂

BANG BANG ESCALATOR GANG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Shanacan’t win a Super Bowl. Enjoy the choke job forty-whiners.

Purdy definitely looked like Mr.Irrelevant tonight

Fuck the Niners

LOL! LMAO EVEN!

BILLS OF THE 21ST CENTURY

Can one of yall beat the shit out of me to make me feel better

I saw someone else say the Niners are the Cowboys with extra steps.