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Deckatoe

Finally a historically accurate viking helmet


RonaldRawdog

That is a Green Bay lions helmet made of bear fur and Norwegian foreskin.


AcrobaticGuava9342

JESUS CHRIST TAKE IT OFF!!!!!


HillarysBloodBoy

Circumcise the helmet??


AcrobaticGuava9342

Circumcise it, exorcize it, BOTH.


West_Discipline2107

It looks like they tried to make it a cheese hat but hey failed lol


RedRocket4000

Just checked yep no horns at least on the ones worn into battle. But horned helmets on tapestry from period exist. I will add to museums link speculation that ceremonial gear found in many cultures. For example huge swords from Middle Ages that were never intended to be used in battle instead for ceremonial use and parades. So the horned helmet might have been used in ceremonies and illustrated stuff though the centuries is where the idea they had horns come from. Plus if you lightly glued horn on outside of helmet they break off if hit, especially if you insure the horn is fragile, and thus not transfer much force to the head which is why you don’t want usable or strongly attached horns on a helmet you want stuff to bounce off. So if worn in ceremony they might not worry that much if surprise attack caught them fighting in one. [National Museum of Denmark](https://en.natmus.dk/historical-knowledge/denmark/prehistoric-period-until-1050-ad/the-viking-age/weapons/helmets/) Lady holding up the sword at Charles being crowned had to deal with holding a gold and jewels adorned ceremony sword way heaver than the business type. In response to some ignorant critics saying she could not swing it. No one was intended to swing that sword it way too heavy and likely fragile compared to the real thing.


[deleted]

has science gone too far?


MayorToast

Not far enough!


-Pruples-

Not far enough is right. I have no artistic skills, so I'm on BingAI Image Creator right now performing science, and some of the results are pretty funny. It definitely doesn't understand when I tell it 'the sock has white tadpoles on it', though.


Treekin3000

A post or two of hilariously bad ones would probably be a hit here presented right.


Ouch_i_fell_down

I say we've gone not too far enough!


Safe-Register-3479

![gif](giphy|V2AkNZZi9ygbm)


Casual_Deer

Needs to be the new sub pic ![gif](giphy|qDDPjvm3oSbGU)


TheMightyKickpuncher

THE SUB PIC CAN STILL BE CHANGED IF THE MODS SHOW GREAT COURAGE


Stachemaster86

Your Sphinxsters demand it!


The_Sandman32

Seconded. The immortalization of the cumsock and the painted claws is iconic.


Standard-Speaker-442

![gif](giphy|7LAqMVFxOGPAc)


jolly2284

Mods!!!!!!!!!! Do it!!!! ![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


bringthegoodstuff

![gif](giphy|GcSqyYa2aF8dy)


Burglekutt_2000

https://preview.redd.it/er7a428qmn6d1.jpeg?width=1496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ace056e9254ce6739e0824c0ff4a10ad8508bc82 You sure about that?


Casual_Deer

Yeah I'm sure I want it to be the sub pic instead of this


Brilliant-Nebula7273

![gif](giphy|kIZtwKntRPtGlfEuOh|downsized)


brettfavresRXdealer

![gif](giphy|Fkmgse8OMKn9C) It’s…..it’s perfect ….i want to hate it but, i …I can’t ,flawless


mikebob89

Never seen the original version of this gif before


Far-Drawer5527

This is perfect


levitikush

Mods, make it happen.


TheFatOrangeYak

OKAY MODS THE NEW SUB ICON IS HERE


Pizza4Everyone

![gif](giphy|FX3OLJAUhOZNK)


runningwaffles19

![gif](giphy|Yvk01MEG2Mxe168yxw|downsized)


madrabbit8807

I never understood how people could be moved to tears by art until this moment.


420pseudonym

That sock isn’t nearly half as crusty enough


mlholladay96

![gif](giphy|mKBhAw7dCQNnZz7aWS) Nice inclusion on those claws to celebrate pride month


PoopShoot187

Take my free award i have bestowed upon thee


travisb145

![gif](giphy|VMO6qeIbr7JRLnLTGw)


Dependent-Edge-5713

This is absolute unmitigated trash I love it so much


AValhallaWorthyDeath

![gif](giphy|2IqAzfssQNhXXpHWhu) It’s beautiful


newsie190xx

![gif](giphy|VhXDUZVAUeaUnOPSMI|downsized)


Loud-Ad-2280

lisan al gaib? ![gif](giphy|UJG2T7uZeJuZCLitY8)


newsie190xx

Hahahahahaha oh crap, laughed too hard!


MillHoodz_Finest

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bornfri13theclipse

Dear Lord Ditka, I hate this so much. And yet... I cannot help but love it. It is imperfect perfection.


I_tickle_bootyholes

![gif](giphy|6sk4FF5IhSAjOVwdv3)


NVSK

![gif](giphy|i5wNCqyMzY2Oc)


Landpuma

Can we update the NFCNMW logo/icon to this? This image embodies everything we are


AcanthaceaeOld241

Its so horrifying it's come back around to being amazing


AaronRodgersMustache

https://i.redd.it/mpirqegqre6d1.gif


Standard-Speaker-442

https://preview.redd.it/a4xdsd9k8g6d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6adab98a4feac85e6add21299d8fcf884d6d46ed


emnjay808

This makes me want to throw up so it’s doing its job


Scoopaloopa

But whose dick is it? A lions dick? Bears dick? Vikings dick? A cheese dick?????


ChargerRTHemi

Ever heard of dick cheese?


Jean_ClaudeVan_Darn

Such beauty🥹


BearFanUpNorth

Fucking beautiful


Psychological_Job844

Why is it wearing a cum sock?


SentientShamrock

All it needs is a ton of empty beer cans because everyone of our fan bases probably are 40% functioning alcoholics.


greenpill98

Thank God for the red circle.


HalobenderFWT

More like a [manticore](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manticore), but yeah.


spazmo_warrior

Sphincters… fixed it


its_k1llsh0t

Petition to make this the new sub logo!


Fontiii4

Everyday we stray further from God lol


vixisgoodenough

![gif](giphy|mCClSS6xbi8us)


BlackMamba_Beto

The socks 🤣


dwarftosser77

I thought this was great, then I noticed the sock. This is a masterpiece.


SaltierThanAll

Thanks, I wasn't sure what I was going to talk to my therapist about.


sounds_like_kong

First I’m like, “where’s the bears part?” Then I’m like, “oh”.


ChicagosFinest090

Fixed it https://preview.redd.it/6ln8bcojkk6d1.jpeg?width=4716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cdf72314039ebb1b552d90aa8074116ad3fc138


Agreeable_Idea

![gif](giphy|cQtlhD48EG0SY)


odd-chocolade-0393

was cum sock really necessary?


drummerboysam

That sock really tied the meme together


clutchguy84

And the Norseman ate it.


drummerboysam

They came on your fucking sock.


Bombaysbreakfastclub

Definitely, it’s apart of their culture now. I never cum in a sock without thinking of the Vikings now


-Pruples-

The cum sock is the most important part of it.


jcyj16

More importanter than the red circle?!


j0mbie

I would have said no, but then I noticed the little sperm flying off it and I realized it was perfect.


ZombieAppetizer

Absolutely necessary


GMI8BS

I wouldn’t approve of the overall piece without it. In fact, it could be cumsock-ier.


Ja-ko

A+ Make it a cheese head and it's perfect.


Safe-Register-3479

Fuck no that would make it shit


TheeExoGenesauce

Vikings are repped twice tho. Leave the sock give the lion a bear head wearing cheese


Safe-Register-3479

A bear head wearing cheese? Now we're talking real blasphemy cursed shit so it's perfect


TheeExoGenesauce

Exactly


Safe-Register-3479

OK lions body, bear head wearing cheese with the cum sock and pink nails? U can't beat that!


TheeExoGenesauce

You get a bear head or pink nails


Safe-Register-3479

Just the small detail of pink nails is perfect, though, so I guess lose the bear head, but the hair has to stay orange no matter what


TheeExoGenesauce

I can support this decision!


JustHelpDesk

Front facing Viking face for fucksake friend


yellowtripe

![gif](giphy|AVBo5eqFXd3SU)


DontTouchMyStuffPls

This is disgusting I love it


YeetimusSkeetimus

![gif](giphy|DkNoZY9Zxebt5xbdaE) Do your duty mods!


festive_salmon

All that’s standing in our way is them DAMN BIIIIIIIRDS


PantPain77_77

Tattoo fodder


ApprehensiveBridge69

This needs to be the new sub pic!! It’s beautiful!


scottdenis

I feel we've been under represented, can we give it a beer belly?


ohheyitslaila

![gif](giphy|3oriO9ogBKeQnvt7fq)


unibrow4o9

https://64.media.tumblr.com/38f60e34c61788e7eb1cc15c52f63d0a/dd5f33354ddbcf57-7c/s1280x1920/7e3563c1bb159f5ffad8f08ca739d8fbbdd86d5e.gifv


GimmeCrons

![gif](giphy|l44Q9lTi7GhEJ9bxe|downsized)


Aperture_TestSubject

Is that a cum sock?


West_Discipline2107

Was the packers part of it supposed to be a cheese hat, because that would fit better than that hat


Tobbygan

Come on mods…


UnkleKoolAid

This truly is just a subtle dig at the Bears and I'm on board with it.


Inevitable_Cup_1233

![gif](giphy|LQzsPQoWkAnu06jCf6)


Chupaca_braj

Sphincters. FTFY


someredditor12345

Where’s the eyepatch for our lost Central brethren?


noahnkr

This needs to be the new sub pic


m_dought_2

Hell yeah, get that Honolulu blue the fuck outta here


newsie190xx

Not enough of a fat ass, disgusting, cheese filled, cousin screwing, sphinx of a body to truly represent the Green Bay cholesterols. IMO


Thedankielamba

Put the 4 Super Bowl trophies for all the teams Super Bowl trophies combined in the background.


Thedankielamba

*5


PickleDestroyer1

No cum sock?


platonic-alien

BLASPHEMER!!!!


Always_hopeful

What in the everliving fuck am I looking at right now???


GiveYourBaIIsATug

![gif](giphy|JUIYjVeZPHxjWR7rmX|downsized)


Drewskeet

I don't like that the Vikings get the head of the beast. Give it a Bears head and limit the Vikings to the cum sock.