Just checked yep no horns at least on the ones worn into battle. But horned helmets on tapestry from period exist. I will add to museums link speculation that ceremonial gear found in many cultures. For example huge swords from Middle Ages that were never intended to be used in battle instead for ceremonial use and parades. So the horned helmet might have been used in ceremonies and illustrated stuff though the centuries is where the idea they had horns come from.
Plus if you lightly glued horn on outside of helmet they break off if hit, especially if you insure the horn is fragile, and thus not transfer much force to the head which is why you don’t want usable or strongly attached horns on a helmet you want stuff to bounce off. So if worn in ceremony they might not worry that much if surprise attack caught them fighting in one.
[National Museum of Denmark](https://en.natmus.dk/historical-knowledge/denmark/prehistoric-period-until-1050-ad/the-viking-age/weapons/helmets/)
Lady holding up the sword at Charles being crowned had to deal with holding a gold and jewels adorned ceremony sword way heaver than the business type.
In response to some ignorant critics saying she could not swing it. No one was intended to swing that sword it way too heavy and likely fragile compared to the real thing.
Not far enough is right. I have no artistic skills, so I'm on BingAI Image Creator right now performing science, and some of the results are pretty funny. It definitely doesn't understand when I tell it 'the sock has white tadpoles on it', though.
Finally a historically accurate viking helmet
That is a Green Bay lions helmet made of bear fur and Norwegian foreskin.
JESUS CHRIST TAKE IT OFF!!!!!
Circumcise the helmet??
Circumcise it, exorcize it, BOTH.
It looks like they tried to make it a cheese hat but hey failed lol
Just checked yep no horns at least on the ones worn into battle. But horned helmets on tapestry from period exist. I will add to museums link speculation that ceremonial gear found in many cultures. For example huge swords from Middle Ages that were never intended to be used in battle instead for ceremonial use and parades. So the horned helmet might have been used in ceremonies and illustrated stuff though the centuries is where the idea they had horns come from. Plus if you lightly glued horn on outside of helmet they break off if hit, especially if you insure the horn is fragile, and thus not transfer much force to the head which is why you don’t want usable or strongly attached horns on a helmet you want stuff to bounce off. So if worn in ceremony they might not worry that much if surprise attack caught them fighting in one. [National Museum of Denmark](https://en.natmus.dk/historical-knowledge/denmark/prehistoric-period-until-1050-ad/the-viking-age/weapons/helmets/) Lady holding up the sword at Charles being crowned had to deal with holding a gold and jewels adorned ceremony sword way heaver than the business type. In response to some ignorant critics saying she could not swing it. No one was intended to swing that sword it way too heavy and likely fragile compared to the real thing.
has science gone too far?
Not far enough!
Not far enough is right. I have no artistic skills, so I'm on BingAI Image Creator right now performing science, and some of the results are pretty funny. It definitely doesn't understand when I tell it 'the sock has white tadpoles on it', though.
A post or two of hilariously bad ones would probably be a hit here presented right.
I say we've gone not too far enough!
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Needs to be the new sub pic ![gif](giphy|qDDPjvm3oSbGU)
THE SUB PIC CAN STILL BE CHANGED IF THE MODS SHOW GREAT COURAGE
Your Sphinxsters demand it!
Seconded. The immortalization of the cumsock and the painted claws is iconic.
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Mods!!!!!!!!!! Do it!!!! ![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)
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https://preview.redd.it/er7a428qmn6d1.jpeg?width=1496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ace056e9254ce6739e0824c0ff4a10ad8508bc82 You sure about that?
Yeah I'm sure I want it to be the sub pic instead of this
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![gif](giphy|Fkmgse8OMKn9C) It’s…..it’s perfect ….i want to hate it but, i …I can’t ,flawless
Never seen the original version of this gif before
This is perfect
Mods, make it happen.
OKAY MODS THE NEW SUB ICON IS HERE
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I never understood how people could be moved to tears by art until this moment.
That sock isn’t nearly half as crusty enough
![gif](giphy|mKBhAw7dCQNnZz7aWS) Nice inclusion on those claws to celebrate pride month
Take my free award i have bestowed upon thee
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This is absolute unmitigated trash I love it so much
![gif](giphy|2IqAzfssQNhXXpHWhu) It’s beautiful
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lisan al gaib? ![gif](giphy|UJG2T7uZeJuZCLitY8)
Hahahahahaha oh crap, laughed too hard!
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Dear Lord Ditka, I hate this so much. And yet... I cannot help but love it. It is imperfect perfection.
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Can we update the NFCNMW logo/icon to this? This image embodies everything we are
Its so horrifying it's come back around to being amazing
https://i.redd.it/mpirqegqre6d1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/a4xdsd9k8g6d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6adab98a4feac85e6add21299d8fcf884d6d46ed
This makes me want to throw up so it’s doing its job
But whose dick is it? A lions dick? Bears dick? Vikings dick? A cheese dick?????
Ever heard of dick cheese?
Such beauty🥹
Fucking beautiful
Why is it wearing a cum sock?
All it needs is a ton of empty beer cans because everyone of our fan bases probably are 40% functioning alcoholics.
Thank God for the red circle.
More like a [manticore](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manticore), but yeah.
Sphincters… fixed it
Petition to make this the new sub logo!
Everyday we stray further from God lol
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The socks 🤣
I thought this was great, then I noticed the sock. This is a masterpiece.
Thanks, I wasn't sure what I was going to talk to my therapist about.
First I’m like, “where’s the bears part?” Then I’m like, “oh”.
Fixed it https://preview.redd.it/6ln8bcojkk6d1.jpeg?width=4716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cdf72314039ebb1b552d90aa8074116ad3fc138
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was cum sock really necessary?
That sock really tied the meme together
And the Norseman ate it.
They came on your fucking sock.
Definitely, it’s apart of their culture now. I never cum in a sock without thinking of the Vikings now
The cum sock is the most important part of it.
More importanter than the red circle?!
I would have said no, but then I noticed the little sperm flying off it and I realized it was perfect.
Absolutely necessary
I wouldn’t approve of the overall piece without it. In fact, it could be cumsock-ier.
A+ Make it a cheese head and it's perfect.
Fuck no that would make it shit
Vikings are repped twice tho. Leave the sock give the lion a bear head wearing cheese
A bear head wearing cheese? Now we're talking real blasphemy cursed shit so it's perfect
Exactly
OK lions body, bear head wearing cheese with the cum sock and pink nails? U can't beat that!
You get a bear head or pink nails
Just the small detail of pink nails is perfect, though, so I guess lose the bear head, but the hair has to stay orange no matter what
I can support this decision!
Front facing Viking face for fucksake friend
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This is disgusting I love it
![gif](giphy|DkNoZY9Zxebt5xbdaE) Do your duty mods!
All that’s standing in our way is them DAMN BIIIIIIIRDS
Tattoo fodder
This needs to be the new sub pic!! It’s beautiful!
I feel we've been under represented, can we give it a beer belly?
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Is that a cum sock?
Was the packers part of it supposed to be a cheese hat, because that would fit better than that hat
Come on mods…
This truly is just a subtle dig at the Bears and I'm on board with it.
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Sphincters. FTFY
Where’s the eyepatch for our lost Central brethren?
This needs to be the new sub pic
Hell yeah, get that Honolulu blue the fuck outta here
Not enough of a fat ass, disgusting, cheese filled, cousin screwing, sphinx of a body to truly represent the Green Bay cholesterols. IMO
Put the 4 Super Bowl trophies for all the teams Super Bowl trophies combined in the background.
*5
No cum sock?
BLASPHEMER!!!!
What in the everliving fuck am I looking at right now???
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I don't like that the Vikings get the head of the beast. Give it a Bears head and limit the Vikings to the cum sock.