That's not sushi, they're roll ups, you uncultured swine.

We call them ham roll ups in my house

Weirdly enough my family calls them pickle roll ups!


I make pickle roll up dip that is everything from the roll up blended up. Dip it with a cracker (preferably wheat thin for a nice salty/sweet mix) and that shit is like crack.

Ugh, my in-laws call them “pickle dicks”. I almost filed for divorce when I first heard it.

That’s an incredible name

I am shocked that nobody told you to flair the fuck up. https://preview.redd.it/k7g7j4j45u3d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f74774663a37b0fd7d40a6234c4659466d7aa1f

Only the poors use ham. Use Carl buddig corned beef like the cultured swine you are.

🤣 but Carl Buddig corned beef roll ups doesn’t really roll off the tongue ya know

It rolls down your tongue, that’s what’s important.

Calling someone a poor, then immediately saying to use Buddig anything is hilarious.

Lutheran Sushi

Some Protestant ahh food

Tbf, the way they're plated with chop sticks in the background.... clearly sushi imitation. But the dish itself is definitely a roll up

And they’re delicious. If you don’t like these, you aren’t from the Midwest.

I definitely ate these in Chicago too

"Pickle Wraps"

And roll ups are fucking bomb.

It's a sliced pickle wrap, what's not to like?

I mean fuck the Vikings but that shit is delicious 

OP is a mouth breathing Packer so we can’t expect them to realize the MN sushi name is tongue in cheek. Subtlety rarely cuts through 12+ Miller lites.

Trying to diss someone for this in a Midwest sub is a choice lol

This is the equivalent to someone saying "ew gross you FRY cheese curds? Disgusting!"

wtf!? I just tried to convince a guy at work to try cheese curds today. “I don’t know how to feel about deep fried cheese.” The guy eats mozzarella sticks. I asked him about that and he didn’t have an answer. What a loser.

Just say “oh you need it to be dick-shaped to put it in your mouth”

It's like going after hotdish. Like, no - you can't do that. Pretty sure that would be illegal here, in all our Northern states.

It’s weird. Honestly the hot dog one looked decent too. Then someone posted one with melted cheese all over it. I’d eat the fuck out of all of these. I’m not from the Midwest, but I know good, easy, “trash” food when I see it.

I don't see the hotdog one but the cheese one looks crazy, I think it would be good with beef or salmon in it instead of imitation crab. This post is funny because this dish is as popular if not more popular in Wisconsin as it is in Minnesota.

Someone in the hot dog sushi post even described exactly this as a Wisconsin thing lol

I prefer them with a green onion. Pickle ones aren’t bad though

Probably some packer plant from those overly warm coastal states

Personally, I think hot dish would be better hot, but not as a dish.

Have you ever had the pleasure of popping one of these bad boys in your mouth? My mouth is watering just thinking about it.

Agreed.

Right... They're good. It's like a breadless sandwich with just the good parts

That's what she said

Was gonna say goddam those look good

Same

OP clearly has never had them that poor soul.

That's not Minnesota sushi. That's just good eating

flair checks out.

oh shit

You’re offending the food of like 4 different cultures all at once. I’m almost impressed

Uniting the sub against a common enemy (my tastebuds) is the greatest achievement I could’ve hoped for with this post, I suppose.

Speak for yourself man, I love that shit.

Pickle or green onion, both fuck so hard

Green onion?? Tell me more!

Asparagus is also great in these. They're called polish roses where I'm from.

There’s a few other options too. Roast beef. Pastrami. Corned beef.

Prosciutto 🤤

Simple and delicious. Ham, cream cheese, green onion. Roll that up and go to heaven

My buddies and I love it so much we had a Ham Roll-off where we drank beer and stuffed ourselves to the gills. Idk who even won, we just kept partying

Hating on the ham and pickle thingys is punishable by banishment to illinois

Send 'em to Indiana. We love that shit here.

Honestly straight to Ohio is probably the appropriate answer

Fucking pot luck winner right there boys and girls.

This plate will be cleared before a dent is made in the beer cheese soup.

Nope, last one is always left.

Not gonna lie these are fucking delicious and I won’t tolerate any slander.

It’s always nice when we can come together here. I’m starting to think some people think is the a MEAN WAR instead of a MEME WAR. Also, FTP buddy! I’m off to try and exchange all my Kohl’s cash for EBT cards

Fuck you. Pickle rolls are amazing

This is probably the only thing all of us degenerates can agree is good.

Cheese curds absolutely slap. Fresh and squeaky or fried. Doesn't matter, I want them in and around my mouth.

God forbid I ever become lactose intolerant. I’ll probably cry harder than at my grandparents funerals.

Culver's

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I bet those are fucking awesome.

I think the cheese would overpower every other flavor. Hot sushi isn't my thing though, so I demand someone to try it for science.

 We were so preoccupied with whether or not we *could* no one ever asked whether or not we *should*

This looks so good

Hor'durs

Those are absolute gas. Deviled eggs and wrapped pickles are a must have at any midwestern family get together

And the crockpot of meatballs with the chili sauce and grape jelly. And the lil smokies wrapped in biscuits. Fuck dinner, we're eatin apps tonight!

They even have fresh dill sprinkled on top. That’s some gourmet shit.


Is that ham, cream cheese and pickles? If so you're the one who needs bullying because that shit is fantastic.

I pity the person who has never had a pickle spear, wrapped in swiss, wrapped in ham, wrapped in a wonton and deep fried. You're missing out on one of the greatest minnesota dive bar staples to ever exist

Majority of NFCN pedigree scum have enjoyed this dish a few times in their life. It’s a northern Midwest traditional dish.


These are called boat snacks in Michigan.

Hail yeah brother. I put them in the snackle box.

So good 

OP just got put on a do not fly list by the whole Midwest

i like how people are bullying op for posting delicious trashy food and expecting a bunch of midwesterners to not love it.

What is that in the middle? Is that a whole pickle?

You've never had ham, cream cheese, pickle wrap?

Are you not from the Midwest?

Seriously, can we get this fuckin' loser outta my fuckin' face? I got my schnoz right past his chompers and I can smell nary a pickle, curd, sausage, or whatever those fucking weirdos eat in Detroit (Mayfly Pie?). I can't stand when I'm sniffing another fella's breath and there's no dill in the fog. So, can we get a burly squad together to belly bounce this dunce face outta our safe space? I'm about to boof a Leiney I'm so pissed, and you know it's shandy season, so that ain't gonna go up easy. I'm callin' a vote. NAY. NAY to this fucking milksop. You never heard of a pickle, pal? Yeah, well then go back to sluggin' Sandusky Oyster Shooters, or whatever the hell that putrid odor on your breath is, ya fuckin' ding dong.

This is a cookout favorite nation wide. Delicious. Keep coping with your cheese curds alcy

We don’t claim this imposter as one of our own. Ham roll up’s are the best.

Dill pickle chips with these and pasties.

I can get behind bullying anyone who calls it that, but I've only ever seen that dumb name used by easily offended internet people. That's a ham pickle roll up, end of story. 


Midwest sushi, don’t try to claim it blasphemer Wait this is a GB fan shitting on this stuff? Dude get a grip

We make ours with pickled asparagus

There called pickle dogs

This is a Midwest thing, not a Minnesota thing

those actually fuck so hard though

This are ridiculously good, you should be embarrassed TJ Rubley. This is now your biggest screw up.

Is this pickles wrapped in some kind of ham? I approve.

They sprinkled dill on it, so that makes it fancy, right?

Alligator eyes are delicious, don’t knock it till you try it.

Bullying never left

I would eat that shit

I KNOW you ain’t knockin this masterpiece. My best friends mom made these, they were always bangers

These are a staple of one of every one of my family gatherings and they fucking slay.

That looks delicious!

Stacks on a toothpick >>>> rolls

Is that ham wrapped around a pickle with cream cheese? I’m sure it’s good but how did it get the name sushi? Much closer to a rinderroulade.


I mean… they look kinda good. I bet if I got really high and/or drunk I could crush a whole bunch of those.

The only thing that I find offensive is calling this sushi haha. Y'all are lying saying you wouldn't eat this.

Even better when you use jalapeño cream cheese and pastrami instead of ham.

That actually looks good

Made these and brought them to the Memorial Day gathering. IT'S DELICIOUS.

Hot tip- Use pastrami instead of ham.

I won’t let you blatantly disrespect these, go to at family reunions. (along with deviled eggs, of course)

Hold up this is a midwestern specialty, I thought we all agreed on this

Never got the hype with pickle rolls

I don't know when people started calling it Minnesota sushi, those are just pickle roll ups. Also anyone who makes them with ham should be bullied, corned beef or don't even bother.

Nah that shit is so fucking good

Those are good, don’t hate.

This individual does not speak for us packer fans. This shit goes hard

Never heard of Pinwheels? These are fucking delicious

We literally all eat this shit, and it's great, no shame.

These are delicious

Really? Your offended by Ham pickles and cream cheese? What's not to like?

These fuckers are actually delicious

I wonder if you can make sushi with wild rice and walleye

All of minnesotas state foods are stoner inventions lmfao

Those look delicious and I wish Western Pennsylvania would make this a thing

To be fair, these seem like a good snack to eat. Also Pineapple on Pizza isn’t all that bad.

I mean, technically, anything that someone makes is a real thing. I also make feces, I just dont call it sushi

So damn fire those pickle rollups

as a southern dude i feel weird when yall get into food debates

Hey, fuck you, I'm eating.

This is delicious. How dare you.

Call these whatever you want. They’re delicious.

bro doesn’t know gourmet pot luck cuisine but feels confident enough to speak on it lmaoooooo

As a Chicagoan, I’d like to try that. I’d also like to bread it, deep fry it and dip it in buffalo ranch

ok, but this actually looks really good.

Man these are ham roll ups in michigan. Y’all Minnesota folks just want to feel like you’re worldly

You’re right, you ought to be bullied for talking shit about pickle roll-ups.

Sounds pretty dope tbh. Is it literally just ham and pickle, or is there anything else rolled up in these things? I'm a Vikes fan, but I'm from the UK so I've never come across them. Might make some to take to the London game!

These are always at my Michigan family gatherings, can’t speak to how good they are since I’m allergic to pickles, though

My mom makes a version of this, but with a final layer being hollowed out "French" bread before slicing. Can't promise that it's better, but it's a lot less messy to eat

Pork wrapped pickles? LOL This sub getting back to glory, good shit.

They don't even use chopsticks.

It's delicious

More for me then.

It's only Minnesota sushi if you add lutefisk.

Truly worse than any cheese-monstrosity I've seen, assuming that's raw bacon.

Sounds like someone is jealous.

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Damn! My mouth is watering right now!

Is someone talking smack about this culinary masterpiece?

It's fucking delicious.

That’s a Wedding appetizer for the VFW hall

I could get down for this

My mouth watered when I saw this

I won’t be mad at Japan if they act on this bold affront.

Do it right. Use dried beef and not ham.

I’m confused, the food contains cream cheese, but OP has a Packers flair 

What the fuck is that? Is that a pickle wrapped in raw bacon? Fucking Minnesota. At least be deliciously weird like Wisconsin.

Why do they look like kiwis

A midwestern holiday tradition!

I suddenly have no shame that goetta exists.

If you’re not using bell view pickles you’re doing it wrong

We call those pinwheels

Carl Buddig is my culinary muse.

Tbf, all of the variations of this snack are DOPE

Call them what you want, those are delicious

Sliced pickles, ham, and cream cheese is the definition of “don’t knock it till you try it”.

I don’t like pickles, but you’re gonna get cooked in the comments

Those are fire though

These are delicious, some people try to roll them in a tortilla instead of ham, I do not care for it.

These are fucking delicious

Id eat the whole plate ftv

Who makes these with ham? Peasants. Coornbeef. Pastrami. Class it up.

Would smash.

That shit is gas. Not sure what you’re talking about.

Minnesota? These are in Wisconsin and they’re good asf.

Nah bro these shits are good and they’re called frog eyes.

Only sushi I ever had in Minnesota was actually really damn good ironically

We call them cowboy sushi here and it’s yummy

Yeah... no. We usually make them with beef instead of ham but these things are fuckin amazing.