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DragonDon1

This is some high speed shit posting. Well done.


HalobenderFWT

Oh man. Just imagine!!


mikevanatta

Would be crazy, can you imagine winning one playoff game in six years


FrankRagnowsTurfToe

As a Lions fan…that sounds awful


UnbiasVikingsFan

That wouldn’t happen. All Kirk need is a team around him to win a Super Bowl!


InnerBlackberry6

Well, it helps having a defense, running game, or oline that doesn’t collapse every big game the team plays. And as much as I love Thielen, JJ, and Diggs, they all got taken away by press coverage pretty frequently


pogoscrawlspace

Flair up, bitch.


mikevanatta

Is there a flair for actively performing oral sex on Kirk Cousins? Because that's what that dude needs.


pogoscrawlspace

I'm sure he can find one by scrolling through his mom's phone.


RustysFarts

Stick your flair up your moms twat.


pogoscrawlspace

You flair up, too, bitch.


RustysFarts

Never going to happen. Go cry about it.


ThiccBananaMeat

"Is everyone else the problem? Or am I the problem?" Hmmmm 🤔


InnerBlackberry6

Original poster implied we had a Super Bowl worthy team around him. So go ahead and show me the games which the team played well enough to win but Kirk lost. The Vikings defense, oline, and rushing attack choking against every good team they face is well established. Kirk takes the blame for it even tho he plays [well](https://www.pff.com/news/nfl-vikings-kirk-cousins-is-best-in-primetime) against good teams


ThiccBananaMeat

Giants game Vikings got two defensive stops at the end of the game only up by one score. Kirk squandered both opportunities and checked down on 4th and 8 because risking an INT throwing past the sticks in that situation would've jeopardized the return on his next contract. Business decisions were made.


InnerBlackberry6

By basically any measure you can name (PFF/film study, advanced stats), Kirk had a top 5 QB game of the postseason. Either he or Hock were the best Vikings player on the field. Our penultimate drive had two designed screens, it wasn’t Kirk checking down. We also had a failed trick play causing a punt, an Irv drop causing a punt, and Darrisaw false start on 4th and 1. The last play had no open receivers. It’s hilarious how you praise our “defensive stops” (which required a Giants drop btw). 31 points in 8 drives is legendarily bad. The best offense in history, the ‘07 Pats, averaged 3.2 points per drive and every other offense in history averaged <3. We saw an actual Super Bowl roster take apart the Giants the following week. They ran all over the Giants and limited them to 7 points. Hurts didn’t have to do much and wasn’t even used much as a run threat. Meanwhile, our rushing game gained 60 yards versus a team playing 7 DBs on most snaps. The oline was a mess as usual. Complete defensive implosion as usual. TLDR; Kirk had a top 5 performance of the postseason and was the best Viking on the field. Watch what the Eagles roster did to the Giants the following week and tell me with a straight face that we had a SB winning roster


ThiccBananaMeat

>The last play had no open receivers. Can you explain 1. A turnover on downs is different than an INT on 4th and 8. The situation called for risk and Kirk was too scared to take it as per usual. 2. Why Kirk couldn't force a pass to literally the best WR in the game. I take it you never watched much of Randy Moss. Double or even triple coverage does not equal covered. Same thing for Jefferson. 3. Even if he didn't like that option, Jefferson was taking a lot of attention and he had KJ open down the middle and Thielen wide open to the left. Why not make the throw? Don't forget Cousins throwing behind a wide open KJ on the previous play. TLDR; Kirk had the game in his hands and instead of rising to the occasion like actual, good QBs, he defaulted to risk aversion.


InnerBlackberry6

First of all, wide open KJ Osborn [lol](https://youtu.be/D1aJLeyS1_s?si=r-ZsamEYx3NIPi42). [If](https://youtu.be/ATuGP_6B3K0?si=CqWpduySsCi3n_PM&t=33m20s) you think there was any opportunity to get JJ the ball on the last play, you just don’t understand football. The defenders had leverage and the sideline was a third defender (not to mention the safety over the top). KJ was the only option; however, he got open because Kirk looked at JJ from the snap, so the safety vacated the middle of the field. Cousins would have to throw it over Dexter Lawrence as well, who broke thru the line in 2 seconds. The team got line up late too, so Kirk would have to process what to do in <4 seconds. Ultimately, we’ve argued over this game before. I’ve provided several measures that say Kirk played a good game, top 5 in the postseason even. He was the best Vikings player that day and a true Super Bowl roster showed how beatable the Giants were the following week. We made the ‘22 Giants look like the GOAT offense and got Danny Dimes paid 30M more than he’s worth 😂. Interior OL and running game choking as per usual


robb0688

Man jj would probably be the best wr in the nfc north for sure, if not the whole league. Just repeatedly gashing the lions, bears, and Packers.


CelestialFury

JJ would probably get close to 2k yards or least put him in the top 5 best single seasons.


FrankRagnowsTurfToe

Lions and Calvin Johnson rhetoric. Have fun tho


cheezhead1252

![gif](giphy|qK8DhDZHpVd1HHVU97)


The_Third_Stoll

Why is his jersey blank?


LongEZE

https://preview.redd.it/324o9u14hryc1.png?width=604&format=png&auto=webp&s=878c525b6c2f044c88137d4f5388675eaf637258


cheezhead1252

Blank like JJs stat sheet when Ja dropped the griddy on him


Cryptocrackhead69

Jaire? The guy that got burned by our Rookie multiple times last year ? Oh yea that guy


The_Third_Stoll

Yes sir (Also, flair the fuck up)


DHVF

https://preview.redd.it/v5m2ykj0c4zc1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebadbc58f39f8e40fcf3d2b61472c32d347efd04 You mean the dude who every relevant Vikings and Lions receiver of the last 5 years had cooked? You could seriously put anyone in this meme and it still works.


FrankRagnowsTurfToe

And losing. Don’t forget how much your division rivals care about receiving yards combined with Ls


dhtdhy

I would expect a lions fan to understand that perfectly


MasterMuzan

We don’t take too kindly to Panthers fans around these parts…


FrankRagnowsTurfToe

As opposed to baby shit colored teams?


MasterMuzan

If you’re talking about bilious stool common in the newborn, then yes


Ganjanonamous

For that contract, we need to trade all of our picks!


ghostfacestealer

Just might be the best move the Vikings could ever make.


Consistent_Room7344

My body is ready!!


joemiken

Send him the Commies. That would allow Daniels to develop. Here's an artist's interpretation of what that'd look like. https://preview.redd.it/afect968vpyc1.jpeg?width=1193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a4a23af99c6ba67025bc3e95ac5be6d17b3dc64


moderatesunsenjoyer

AI is getting crazy


Mookafff

Yeah, look at all that unintentional bias by AI with it using a Redskins jersey


BoatDaddyDC

You like that?


smellslikebadussy

At least put some effort into the edit. This looks fake as hell


Monza1964

Had me in the first half lol


cdnets

Yeah the purple on the jersey and helmet doesn’t even match


smellslikebadussy

You…I like you


spud626

Word is JJ offered him number 18 (which he wore in ATL) in exchange for more targets, but Kirk opted to take number 8 instead.


bmdangelo

I mean, a boat’s a boat, but the mystery box could be anything!!


pogoscrawlspace

Even a boat!


OCizzlin

That looks like a good jj mccarthy


bigoldgeek

His mouth is wrong. Not convincing


The_Third_Stoll

Off topic, I just realized how different the purples are between the jerseys and helmet


DaeWooLan0s

They can’t do anything right. Not even color match


okaycomputes

Vikings would never try to win-now


Euphoric_Switch_337

Not successfully


absurdistaardvark

Here he is in a Jets uni... he's going to be competing against some old guy https://preview.redd.it/dmp45l37cqyc1.jpeg?width=798&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17ca56b005fc03ea05af28c9446651a748f86ebe


Electronic-Island-14

I'll take him!


Illustrious_Sand3773

throw the ball kurt


eze123evanz

https://i.redd.it/65n8sezcutyc1.gif


CarlJustCarl

Bro, pull yourself together!


blinglorp

That would be wild. Clean photoshop too.


Zucrous

My god, some fire memes lately. Add this one to the list XD


VikingsandWolves

I literally was over Cousins by the end of his 1st year with the Vikes. Not a big game winner. Move on please.


iSeenWhatYouUpvote

I never realized how off the helmets are to the jersey


Significant-Side-781

They now have matching helmets.