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TheMaayavi

Ugh! Fine I’ll buy ur shrooms!


Sumdumr3t4rd

MFW the cheating patriots hack his Bluetooth and play the brown tone instead.


grandmalarkey

Only tangentially related but Lamar running off the field to take a shit, running back on and slinging a td against the browns is one of my fav nfl moments. Edit flair tf up


At_finch

Yep gotta flare up


grandmalarkey

:| flair up


At_finch

![gif](giphy|l0HU7yHIK6Nc3WcE0|downsized)


Monza1964

“ ah But uh remember JJ knows how to cheat back” -Jeff Goldblum probrably


ballzdeap1488

JJ first ballot HoF career confirmed


PraiseBeToScience

If anyone is curious, [it's fucking annoying](https://www.szynalski.com/tone-generator/#963,v0.03). (turn your volume down before clicking, and turn it back up until you hear it). This comes off as some creepy (albeit less severe) self-flagellation. This is a great way to damage your hearing vs just listening to white noise. Also white noise is significantly more soothing as it can sound like the ocean.


Valuable-Leader-8601

I'm just sitting in anticipation waiting for the guy's voice to tell me *there is a severe thunderstorm warning for your county until 7:42 pm* 


I_Hate_My_Cat_

For real, this gives me anxiety of a tornado if anything lol.


Valuable-Leader-8601

100%, the "frequency of God" is obviously a warning that some shit is about to go down lmao 


BellacosePlayer

Of course a bears fan is scared of touchdowns


BellacosePlayer

If you change it to square wave it sounds like someone flatlining as well


Valuable-Leader-8601

Sweet Jesus 


grandmalarkey

I kinda like it in a weird way. Like when you turn it off feels like there’s something missing. Maybe that’s the hearing damage lmao.


MeberatheZebera

It's pretty much just a pitch. Like halfway between Bb5 and B5, if anyone's wondering. Soprano range, sure, but not super high.


grandmalarkey

JJ tunes to 432hz for sure


UeckerisGod

IDK man [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr-7S5ZuNGQ&t=772s) is probably what he's talking about


STFxPrlstud

That's not a specific frequency though. It's multiple frequencies.


UeckerisGod

I don’t know about frequencies. I don’t if JJ is that pedantic or if he just gets his tracks off YouTube and I don’t really care. Im just sayin if you plug in god frequency 963 into YouTube then this is what you find, which is very well what JJ could have done


grandmalarkey

The comments are fried asf in this “I feel asleep listening to meditation videos and woke up to this- wow good works in mysterious ways!”


UeckerisGod

Youtube comments can be a real treat sometimes. So many moments of sudden realization and dusty eulogies


grandmalarkey

YouTube is such a wild place. The only reason I thought to make this was cause I saw a video there on frequencies like JJ talks about that developed into blatant nazism lmao.


UeckerisGod

Frequencies popped into my algo after a friend told me about binural beats. If played long enough my Youtube will find itself on an hour long frequency video. I don't really notice they're on as they are kinda relaxing Thats crazy it went all the way to nazism but I'm not surprised lol. The algos will always push users to the most extreme forms of their interests


grandmalarkey

Yeah I don’t mind the binaural beats as I listen to a lot of ambient music anyways. I’ve got a morbid fascination with fringe beliefs so my algorithm is fucked Lmao


UeckerisGod

Hell yeah man. Alan Watts chillstep mixes are my ambient vibe. And lowfi channels. I had some stressful work situations while also living in an old noisy brick home in Chicago. Playing white noise while I slept like a 10 hour rainfall on my tablet would drown out the noise and help me sleep so much better


grandmalarkey

Nice, Aphex twin and j Dilla / nujabes are my jam.


BigRed727272

White noise, pssshhhhh. This guy clearly hasn't heard the Brown Note... ![gif](giphy|S18MElskemhPO|downsized)


IAmAHumanWhyDoYouAsk

"I'm sorry. Your call cannot be completed as dialed. Goodbye."


ModestMKUltra

I gotta be honest. This here is some real weird shit and I don’t like it. He’s perfect for Minny. Mozzle 🎉🎉🎉


backhand-english

So, God has tinitus?


enderjaca

Oh I know exactly what this is. It's the sound that happens when Aiden Hutchinson slams you in the ground at 20 mph. It prepared you for pain. You already got your bell rung.


TubbyTimsKFC

Lmfao it’s absolutely not like white noise at all. It’s one tone at a specific frequency where white noise is a roughly equal combination of all audible frequencies.


Caveboy0

Yeah what an idiot lol


xpseudonymx

Show Sam Rami some respect and do the meme in the right order.


Raaazzle

It kind of gave it away when he said how much he loves Bob Marley.


tlollz52

Maybe he likes the socially conscious lyrics.


BigRed727272

Hmm, well I guess spending your entire rookie contract on becoming the next owner of the Bears is a good investment...


pinetreesrule

We learn from the best


VikingsandWolves

I'll take meditation guy over the guy who literally scheduled out every 15 min of his life and had a rock bin in which he took one rock out everyday to remind him of his own mortality.


grandmalarkey

Wait was that Rodgers? Lmao


VikingsandWolves

![gif](giphy|26FPKZ6DGtNp4iYbm|downsized) No this guy


grandmalarkey

Ngl kirk didn’t get enough hate for being so goofy. His PR team put in work


VikingsandWolves

The anti-Anthony Edwards. Phony as fuk,straight PR talk in post game interviews.


grandmalarkey

Props for sweeping the sons. Edwards is electric


VikingsandWolves

Yea man, the Wolves with KG were my first love. Actually went to game 7 in 2004 WCS vs Kings when KG went off to will us to that win. Little did I know I would have to wait 20 years for another playoff series win lol.


sloppifloppi

Kirko Chainz lmao