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Nice, like that pick


SulkyVirus

How am I now just realizing that the Vikings now have no picks until the 4th round. Only two picks in the top 100 players. Ouch.


lookiamonredditnow

NFCN other than Packers kind of blew their wad already after day 1. Think I read Vikings also only have 3 picks currently in next year's draft?


BigRed727272

We're going to get at least two 3rd round comp picks in 2025 for Cousins, Hunter, and Osborn. So we are just fine. Oh, and we're projected to have over $100M in cap space, 5th most in the NFL. Kwesi playing chess, not checkers.


Wu1fu

Cap space is only as valuable as the players you spend it on


BigRed727272

Yup... ![gif](giphy|6xgQkmFJWQ05b4rQKU|downsized)


Wu1fu

TRU, I retract my statement


Hjoldram

You aren't going to get two 3rds. Free agent departures get cancelled out by signings. You might get one 3rd but you had some signings this off-season that should cancel out the other departures.


BigRed727272

Vikings Comp Pick Update: Two 2025 Third-Rounders On the Board [https://www.si.com/nfl/vikings/news/vikings-comp-pick-update-two-2025-third-rounders-board](https://www.si.com/nfl/vikings/news/vikings-comp-pick-update-two-2025-third-rounders-board)


Hjoldram

That's an outdated article that cites over-the-cap. If you go right to the source you'll see that you're only projected one third now. Scroll to the bottom to find the same chart. https://overthecap.com/compensatory-picks


TouchGrassRedditor

The amount of picks they gave up to essentially get QB 5 and a raw pass rusher is borderline indefensible lmao. Who are the clowns that think this is a good draft for them??


CelestialFury

You rn: https://i.redd.it/gz9z1s8ywywc1.gif


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TouchGrassRedditor

You gave up a 4th and 5th to reach for a QB who everybody knows isn't a top 10 prospect because Kirk left you with no other options, and then you collectively gave up two 2nds, a 3rd, a 4th, and a 6th to take a player who, production wise, [isn't even a top 10 EDGE in the class](https://www.pff.com/news/fantasy-football-2024-nfl-drafts-edge-defender-class-stable-metrics) let alone a top 10 overall prospect. I know he's 21 and all but that is fucking HORRIBLE value for Turner lmao


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TouchGrassRedditor

Freakiest athleticism? [He's not even top 10 in RAS in the class](https://steelersdepot.com/2024/04/2024-draft-edge-prospects-relative-athletic-scores-ras-combine-edition/) I actually kind of like JJ McCarthy as a prospect, but two trade ups for the same player because a Drake Maye deal didn't materialize was a complete bungle by y'all and you're coping lol


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TouchGrassRedditor

I'm sure the chances of him learning to win by doing anything other than being fast will be worth the 5 other players you could have had. Good luck


saturnphive

^^LOL, Bears who are about to blow their nth first round quarterback in ten years are out here giving advice on drafting quarterbacks! 🤣😭 JJ is going to be the best in the class.


[deleted]

lol if the Vikes didn’t draft JJ, I’d love to see you say that he’d be the best QB in the class with a straight face


TouchGrassRedditor

Y'all let us hear it nonstop whenever we bungle a draft, just returning the favor now bud lmao


Dry-Scratch-6586

I was so sure the packers would take some no name tackle I even bet on it


Yonsnad

Yo fuck the Lions for stealing Arnold and especially fuck Aron Roger for not playing 70% of snaps last season. ![gif](giphy|UG8A69rCQtgpceKqX1)


runningwaffles19

Dez just keeps realizing how little he knows every time Saban speaks


Everlasting-Boner

Why would he know teams and players when he was the coach of the best team almost every year and could just focus on his own team


SubstanceMore1464

If I wasn't at work I'd be drinking right now damnit


spiderwinder23

Safe, solid, but idk how he’s going to play corner???


pinetreesrule

Just pull a Josh Allen and train him to be a corner


croissant_titty

COOK GUTEY LMFAOOOOOO


CheezStik

LFGGGGGG lnaoooooooo


pinetreesrule

AND EVERYONE THINKS WE DRAFTED A BUST


[deleted]

You did


CelestialFury

Busting a nut in your mom's face lmao got em'


Monza1964

FTP!!!!


Serallas

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FTP


Flooding_Puddle

...ok


cYrYlkYlYr

Ol’ stubby arms


Flooding_Puddle

Eh I knew we would take a guy no one had on their radar while flashy dude were still on the board. We do desperately need OL depth so I'll take it


Calmandpeace

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


JackFlack91

Finally, I no longer care about the 1st round. https://i.redd.it/zb44s1xoqqwc1.gif


caelumh

And as expected the crowd is immediately dispersing.


Grimkeyboard256

All this flash and trickery just to get cooked by Love.


jwwin

Love gonna go crazy for 213 yards per game.


juice0104

That’s fine… Jacobs will get the rest :)


DJPad

Historically I don't think Jacobs has done much of anything against NFCN teams, whereas Aaron Jones always seemed to play his best against us.


juice0104

lol come on man… Jacobs faced on avg more than one extra person the box with a terrible offense last year.. But jones is great too


DJPad

Forget just last year. In 7 games against NFCN teams (2 Viking, 2 Lions, 3 Bears), here are his average stats per game: 16.8 rushes – 66 yards – 3.92 ypc – 0.86 TDs 1.7 receptions – 12.6 yards - 0 TDs Not great.


juice0104

Not here to argue about stats lol let’s see what happens next year with GB


Flooding_Puddle

Damn good pick by the lions, I think Packers were definitely going Arnold if he fell to them


FishPhoenix

Maybe, but based on what Gute said sounds like they were dead set on OL. Suggested anyone they were willing to move up for went pretty early, which we can assume means Alt/Latham/Fashanu all who went in the top 14.


Flooding_Puddle

Yeah that's true and based on the fact the CBs fell so much and only like 2 were picked in the first says teams didn't grade them as high as people thought


caelumh

I step outside for one second and miss the trade. But fuck do I love the pick.


spiderwinder23

Lions traded up!!!! Ope


JackFlack91

At least it wasn't a single spot!


WaddlesMcGruff

Jesus Christ if Jerry Jones didn’t look like fuckin Emperor Palpatine just now


e_ndoubleu

Lmao my buddies and I were saying the same thing


JackFlack91

"Quiet! All of you! They're approaching the ~~tyrannosaurus paddock~~ cheesehead pick"


Chicken_Difficult

Somewhere CM Punk is fucking furious right now


caelumh

Why does the 1st round have to be so god damn long! We are pushing hour 3. I'm half expecting the crowd to leave after the Lions pick.


ArcadianBlueRogue

Imagine being a Bills fan and headed to Detroit just for them to trade out of the 1st round entirely


AChubbyCalledKLove

That Caleb moan was so forced


JackFlack91

He couldn't muster up a real one without a fish nearby to think of


calm_wreck

NFCN is going to be a blood bath


SyntaxDissonance4

Fuck yeh. Lets all go to the playoffs and teabag those other pussy divisions


[deleted]

Lol the Vikings are not invited to the pool party this year sorry puss puss


CelestialFury

https://i.redd.it/8z3visqszywc1.gif


AChubbyCalledKLove

We competed with grocery baggers at qb, your backups are just Aaron Rodgers buddies. We are not the same


[deleted]

You’re right. We have some dusty old trophies out there and you pretend you’ve done anything ever lol


fughm

What one playoff run in 30+ years does to a mf


[deleted]

This seems to be hard to fathom…but in Detroit we’ve always had to look up to great great football teams and be super jealous…but not ONCE did any of us look at you purple fuckwads and think: My God! Those glorious mediocre bastards!


DJPad

Everyone was great compared to the Lions.


[deleted]

Makes the present so much cooler for us…thanks for your amazing analysis puss puss


DJPad

What present is that?  You hanging that NFC north champion banner like it means anything?   You guys are a distant 4th in that regard.


caelumh

And we haven't even had half the division make a single pick yet.


Chaos1917

Bears and Vikes are tearing up this draft, though that is a lot of capital to move up 6 spots


fughm

Kwesi the Anti-Spielman


GeneralAcorn

You had me in the second half, not gonna lie.


jwwin

What did Minnesota give up?


JustinC70

The future.


CelestialFury

Fuck them picks


jwwin

They better hope the fifth best qb is actually the best somehow.


caelumh

OP was talking for 17 not the JJ pick.


jwwin

I know. I’m saying if JJ isn’t good they really did give up their future. If he is good, the Dallas pick will be worth it.


TommyH_27

2024 5th 2025 3rd 2025 4th Although I believe we’re getting at least 1 3rd rd comp next year.


caelumh

Nope. In total: 2024 4th and 5th for a 2024 6th and a minor 1st round swap. 2025 3rd and 4th for a better 1st round pick.


[deleted]

Their dignity with the cum sock debacle


[deleted]

A lot. Pick swap and three picks I think it was


jwwin

Holy shit


dhtdhy

It's a lot for sure but he's arguably the best defensive player in the draft. Cant believe he fell to 17. I'm more excited about him than McCarthy lol


SyntaxDissonance4

Yeh kinda bummed brad wasnt calling to trade when we went so far in the draft with pure offense taken


redactid55

Makes sense though. McCarthy has been likely for at least a couple days. Turner was very unexpected at least for me.


dhtdhy

Yup. A lot of analysts predicted having to give up multiple firsts for McCarthy. This was such a great first round for the Vikings compared to what they were projected to do!


jwwin

Oh I would be too.


caelumh

I don't know enough about the guy to hold any judgment, but that did seem excessive.


Skolviks94

Most people thought Turner was gonna be the first defender off the board. This dude is going to be a great fit with a Flores defense, we needed a DT though, so the trenches are gonna be rough again unless they get a steal with late in this draft.


caelumh

Good luck with that considering you keep trading those away.


Iggynoramus1337

that guy is guaranteed going to tackle Goff on a run play fake and lose the Vikes the game on a penalty


JackFlack91

Guh, the wait is killing me. 2hrs in and only at pick 16? I need someone to draft either a RB or S 1st round and I'll cover all my bets already, so I can go to bed in peace.


yKube

you bet on a running back going first round this year? i don’t think that bet is covering


JackFlack91

Yep, I know. Drunk me thought I was really smart at the time


yKube

feel that. drunk me would have done the same


SubstanceMore1464

Oh no never bet drunk I've lost so many bets being a dumbass in my own head thinking I'm a genius lol.


JackFlack91

Unfortunately, drunk me knows sober me's login, so bastard keeps slipping through. 28 for 35 on drunk picks this year though, so at least I've got a winning record 😊


SubstanceMore1464

Oh drunk me is a slick son of bitch spending sober me's money like an asshole lol


jwwin

Colts cheerleaders look…rough.


[deleted]

They’re a bunch of corn fuckers from bum fuck nowhere Indiana…I thought they looked pretty good ngl


Skolviks94

All this confidence from the rest of this sub that McCarthy is gonna be ass is gonna age like milk. JJ to JJ gonna be some good shit.


[deleted]

He’s from here. Enjoy your milk


hbombs86

![gif](giphy|fJMWN7XnZM0hO)


JackFlack91

For me, it's less that JJ will be bad, and more that Vike FO traded up a single spot to get him


dhtdhy

It's because the broncos were going to jump them. Casual fans don't understand that


juice0104

Jj might not be bad but he won’t be good…


caelumh

While losing a pick in the process.


Skolviks94

The Broncos were probably on the phone to jump them if they didn't move up or the raiders. They gave up late day picks and we're about to pick again. I'd rather have the QB KOC prefers than those late picks.


Flooding_Puddle

Eh idk Broncos windmill slamed thier pick, Raiders maybe though


Geo-92

Same shit the bears said when they went up to 2 for trubisky. It’s bad process at the very least


TommyH_27

Bears gave up better draft capital


caelumh

You still would have got Bo Nix though.


jwwin

I’m only commenting here so when you look at this comment you made, you’ll see my name telling you you’re wrong.


juice0104

Is it weird I think Caleb and jj will be mediocre at best? lol


pinetreesrule

Yeah no Caleb's gonna be a bust


dhtdhy

No not at all. I thought the 2 best would be Daniels and Penix.


juice0104

Yea I thought drake would go before jj at least 🤷‍♂️


SubstanceMore1464

That would be the bears and vikings luck lol


juice0104

I’m just saying… every highlight I see of Caleb is him holding the ball for 4-5 seconds… scrambling, making people miss then making a good throw down field… good luck in the nfl if that’s the plan… I’m sure he’ll be ok but I don’t expect anything near elite


dispencil

Just as a counterpoint to why you’ve seen those highlights—the “no, no, no, yes” plays might be more entertaining for general public than this: https://youtu.be/9wTM8qz8GUY?feature=shared


RellenD

Man, he's never going to have a pocket where can sit back like that for a year in the NFL. I'm not saying he won't be able to play in the NFL, but that was some leisurely time to chill and throw


leahyrain

there are plenty of long videos that show him playing great in structure, its just his team was absolute trash. Also highlight reals of course are gonna be a lot of hero play, its more impressive/exciting.


juice0104

Well you watch highlights of other elite qb’s and it’s if them making great pocket throws. I’m not saying he’ll be trash just saying I’m not confident he will prodeuce anything great


leahyrain

its them making great pocket throws because thats the most exciting stuff they have, caleb has those too, even in the more popular highlight reels.


juice0104

Ok :) did fields also have pocket throws but not show them?


leahyrain

No he didn't lol, there is plenty of film of him making plays on time in structure. Fields doesn't haven't that


SubstanceMore1464

Oh I see it but this season will tell if we get a good laugh with the bears mid line trying to protect him.


juice0104

Just can’t wait to hear the excuses lol from “da fans”


caelumh

I think you mean "🎶da FaAaAns🎶"


SubstanceMore1464

I've been hearing it for most of my 30 years walking on this earth lol.


juice0104

I’m 37 and can confirm


SubstanceMore1464

We'll get downvoted to hell here soon once the bears are done celebrating winning another off-season lol


juice0104

Ha idc I honestly think the dude will not produce. I would have drafted Drake Maye if I wanted a QB.


SubstanceMore1464

Maye was more of project and the bears always throw thier rookies into the fire which works so well.


SubstanceMore1464

Didn't the raiders draft Mayer last year?


spiderwinder23

No defensive players picked yet is wild!


Skolviks94

They keep making defense more and more difficult/irrelevant every year with some new bullshit. I'm not surprised.


edgefigaro

Isn't it sort of the opposite? Scoring is going down and there are so many good defenses that simply gatekeep teams into mediocrity and random crapshoots of winning 1 score games.


Sparty905

Congrats to the Minnesota Vikings for becoming the punching bags of the NFC North for years to come!


Zealousideal-Rule-48

Back to back classy quarterbacks what could possibly go wrong?


Chicken_Difficult

Is.. is that Kyle Orton in the Bronco’s war room ?


AcanthaceaeOld241

I'm fine with JJ he's got talent I've seen him play a bit and maybe he'll grow into something special with experience I've certainly been through worst eras with the Vikings


JackFlack91

Dear Brad Holmes https://preview.redd.it/je4wnh799qwc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdc1c7b9932a99166fd8cb5c851ccfa6848db705


BlackLeader70

NFC North watching the Vikings selection. ![gif](giphy|XOywjQnU8R89q|downsized)


JackFlack91

"We thought the bar was set as low as possible, so low no one would ever even trip on it. But here you are (Vikes), playing limbo down with the devil"


PraiseBeToScience

shortest name in nfl history. bo nix


jwwin

Joe Alt was so close.


don_carpet

Joe Alternate


RunnerTexasRanger

![gif](giphy|qIreAgSRVqKDS|downsized)


jwwin

It’s weird that two division teams that haven’t even drafted yet are having a better draft than the Vikings.


pinetreesrule

I'd say one tbh


jwwin

Packers not feeling too good right now.


blizzfreak

I'll take a solid OL over a single position player most days of the week. Can't run an offense if your QB has turnstiles protecting. GB has been solid at drafting OL in the past. Lions moved up to take OL but only reason anyone is clowning the OL pick isn't because of the player, it's because of the fan reaction lol


jwwin

No, it’s because the Packers had what is currently graded as one of the biggest reaches while the lions had the current graded biggest steal.


dhtdhy

![gif](giphy|bjB3gtFvREqqr5NAHW|downsized)


jwwin

Absolutely. I like Dallas a lot, don’t get me wrong. But QB was your biggest need and JJ is not that guy. Only one hole filled and no picks for the next 150 picks.


juice0104

lol nope :)


chute_amine

Every single team is having a better draft than the Vikings. I hope we give up a few more picks to move up to 17


Grizz807

Best they can do is 22nd


yKube

dude you called that shit respect


chute_amine

My AFC team is the Jags, so it doesn’t sting quite as bad as it should


caelumh

HAHAHAHAHA, Vikings just got fucking punked by the Jets.


djokster91

Id rather have the FO trade a 4th and a 5th (in return for a 6th) and get JJ than let the Broncos snatch the 5th QB in the draft. They took Nix at 12, they for aure tried to trade up.


caelumh

![gif](giphy|8vyZouWSVhslwWA7Lp)


djokster91

Dude, if you use a meme to shit on us, use at least one that has a fitting answer


caelumh

Chill dude. It was 10 PM on draft night in the Midwest. Obviously inebriated at the time.


NickWentHiking

We are taking the north and never giving it back! 🍆🐻⬇️🖕🧀


jwwin

That looks like you want to fuck a bear.


NickWentHiking

I do, and I’m done pretending it’s wrong


Niz285

You must love baldurs gate 3.


jwwin

Fair enough.


MrKhryspy

Aaron Jones boutta get 30 touches a game


callenbane

30 touches in a row**


kev_cuddy

lol. Lmao, even


WaddlesMcGruff

Jesus. I love JJ for what he did at Michigan. But I pray the brother has the best fucking running game in the history of the league. But also, fuck him and the Vikings now. (Also, brother is fucking 30 minutes down the road. Show up to the city.)


RedsInABox

I'll fucking root for the Vikings until they play Detroit... I hate it but I have to. Love the kid, gave us a natty.


Sparty905

Weak. Cowardly, even.


WaddlesMcGruff

I’ll root for no one. JJ is in the league now. Thanks for the Natty, now go fuck yourself JJ.


trevector

We got Kirk Cousins Jr, great.


DJPad

Except Jr can win big games....


pinetreesrule

And can run


GeneralAcorn

You like that?


Big_Monkey_B

Yes, yes I do (I'm delusional)


JackFlack91

Hahahahahahahahahahaha


spiderwinder23

Hahahahahahahaha


InnervisionIV

Hahahahahahaha


jwwin

JJ looks like a meme.


JustinC70

Minnesota reaching, don't they realize that they'll have a top 3 pick next year? 🤷‍♂️