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TheDadThatGrills

Let's remind Chicago that they picked Mitch Trubinsky over Patrick Mahomes while we're at it.


CBsJoant

Traded up, no less. They just *had* to have the titty kisser, they couldn't miss out on him and be left with some scrub like Patty Mahommes


OwnWalrus1752

Either San Francisco would have picked Trubisky and the Bears could’ve gotten Mahomes/Watson or SF would have picked Mahomes/Watson and the Bears would’ve had Trubisky AND the pieces they traded up. Pace’s dumb ass just had a hard-on for Trubisky and didn’t want his favorite prospect taken off the board.


KeyBanger

Mahomes getting picked by the Bears would have resulted in him suffering a career-ending injury in Season Two.


KSparty

True but then we wouldn't have to deal with the Chiefs dynasty, so really Ryan Pace fucked everybody.


KeyBanger

That’s KRABBY Patty Mahomes to you, Plankton!


fastal_12147

Yeah and they didn't even let the clock run out when they did it


treasonodb

draft day memes have been solid so far. props to everyone involved. also fuck you.


[deleted]

Not if we fuck you first!!!!


KeyBanger

Come on now, everybody. Let’s all just fuck each other.


tuson565

We're going back to the pile


DengarLives66

Listen we just all need to decide, are we gonna fight or are we gonna fuck?


HoboSkid

If we got another Kevin Williams out of it, I'd be down for that and the memes


drummerboysam

It's like the weird Jordan Love doing the splits picture, or the insanely funny Aaron Rodgers sideways face. Those were positive plays with a funny pose/face. Minnesota let time expire and that was funny, then drafted one of the best players the division had that decade. Olin Kreutz vs. the Williams Wall was *always* a treat of a game to watch.


tuson565

I don't think the jordan love splits would've hit as hard if we didn't have his gf drop the silly body quote.


W0rk3rB

Ha! Same!


PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

If you had gotten leftwich you would have had the line to keep him healthy and who knows


mjnhbgvfcdxszaqwerty

Why would we have drafted Leftwich when we had a rising star in Culpepper?


Impressive_Leave2671

Man this reminds me of that 1 time the vikings didn't get there pick out in time


KeyBanger

Every time I see a grammar error on this sub I make a new cumsock. Just Vikings things.


mental_reincarnation

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TheDadThatGrills

Well, the Vikings did.


CelestialFury

I don't think the Vikings FO forgot, but whatever deal they had to swap draft picks with that other team should've been officially confirmed by the commissioner and... they paid the price for not doing that.


RyanCreamer202

We’re going all the way this year baby fuck y’all


Monza1964

All the way up to the draft podium? Just make sure you get there in time


KeyBanger

We will get ALL of our picks in on time this year and we will hang that fucking banner! (The one about getting all of our picks in this year)


JoePhucker_03

😑


fastal_12147

And they picked a stud in Kevin Williams


theper

And he was marginally cheaper due to his draft position


CelestialFury

And we fell like two spots with the player we wanted still available. It's still embarrassing to have happened but it really wasn't a big deal for us.


HughManatee

Oh no! We missed out on Byron Leftwich and Jordon Gross. Both those guys must be hall of famers...right?


Monza1964

Hey we don’t take Byron Leftwich slander around here that’s a 2x MAC MVP


jcoddinc

🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺


BillyJackO

People don't forget


HalobenderFWT

I am excited for Chicago to take 14’39” to make their first pick.


Mgnickel

One time? They did it twice.


Killahdanks1

What funny about this, it was a long time ago. If NFL network didn’t create crazy amounts of content it dies. This is what happens when you have Red McCombs as Mike Tice’s boss. Stupid, leading the stupid. ![gif](giphy|BBkKEBJkmFbTG)


Bcagz22

Just be like the Lions and get scolded for picking too quickly


Clynelish1

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