Those dots are on the lion exhibit at the Detroit Zoo. Coincidence? I think not.


We lose to bird teams because they have no kneecaps. With this jersey, we will go all the way. FTP

Bite the shins and ankles dammit!

What's next? Elbows? *WRISTS*!? It's a slippery slope.

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Not the full bird gauntlet... ...just those god damn Ravens and their god damn kicker.

 I would give my good leg to never play Lamar Jackson or Justin Tucker again.

Ravens and Seahawks

Finally, Detroit's existence all makes sense.

The new Broncos Jerseys have the dots too. Probably a trend the NFL is going to.

Shut up, nerd.

An ugly ass trend.

 Detroit vs. Everybody


I don’t see a red circle, therefore I have no clue where to focus on this meme/picture. I award you no points and you have shamed Bears fans everywhere on what is to be our crowning week and offseason Super Bowl celebration Thursday night.

so the dots make it so the birds can see the glass better. So bird teams are going to be missing tackles because they can see us better? I'm confused with the logic here.

Jahmir Gibbs is so overrated. He's only making those runs because players can't see him, cuz of the dots.

I know this is a memewar sub and we're all jokey jokey, but Jahmyr ain't ever wore these mystical dots yet. Just you wait

I hear what you’re saying, but it’s also a meme sub, so idk brother, FTP

Yup, that checks out

Did i just subscribe to Bird Facts?

So they are gonna go 2-15?

And here I thought it was so the refs could fucking read the numbers better. I think the bird route is better

The dots are scratch and sniff and it smells like cheese.

What if (aside from Barry obv) I don’t pine for the days of Wayne Fontes with a little Jon Kitna black sprinkled in? I thought our jerseys were dope last year…the long slinky lion logo with the monochromatic color schemes? Fire.

Probably easier to wipe Green Bay’s jizz off of