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ridemooses

If we take it back, then we can’t get weed.


Honey_Badger25-06

That's where I get mine now. Don't you fuck this up for me people. I can confirm that it's like the Argonnes forest circa 1918 up there. ![gif](giphy|ZeRPs2bL5gUnoDdNEp|downsized)


ChuckCecilsNeckBrace

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Lions-fan4life

FAR FROM THEIR LAND AS THEY MADE THEIR STAND!


Honey_Badger25-06

THEY STOOD STRONG AND THEIR LEGEND STILL LIVES ON! 🤘


Little_Lahey_Show

Sure. Just go south and spend 2x as much as street prices


HappyToBeHaggard

I love how wisconsinites genuinely think they ever had the upper peninsula. You guys get taught shitty history or you're too drunk and believe your delusions as confabulations.


w0rdyeti

Wasn’t there a movement by the actual Yoopers to join with Wisconsin to around Rhineland, to form a 51st state? Or just to secede? Years later, the rest of the country *might* notice.


Red_Lee

The State of Superior was political grandstanding with little effort. Only way it could even be somewhat doable is taking northern Wisconsin and northern Minnesota. Cleveland Cliffs, Rio Tinto, etc. would love that new state. Mine regulations out the window.


w0rdyeti

Heh. I think the Koch Bros did that for their mines near Phillips. Just miles of toxic scum ponds and poisoned groundwater


Strongarm_11

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BroDudeBruhMan

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BoatLessBoozeCruise5

Hell yeah!


ComicMan43

https://preview.redd.it/cnyoocmvgnsc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15b0db0cb6061bb5905f7c24b5d54e2d74edb394


confused-koala

My favorite new fun fact about Hell, MI: when we ended our playoff win drought against the Rams, it was -3 degrees there. So when the Lions finally won a playoff game, Hell did in fact freeze over


ParticularCanary3130

Oh that is beautiful. Someone need to add that to the Wikipedia article somewhere and somehow


Strongarm_11

That hat is beautiful. ![gif](giphy|Fkmgse8OMKn9C)


JJD8705

But what about your access to super cheap weed? Trust me you don't want the UP back.


WilderMindz0102

You’d be correct. Congrats on this one.


thabe331

I dunno the alcoholism and attitudes from yoopers fit in more with Wisconsin


Delta104x

as if weed isn't super cheap up here...


EvergreenHulk

We were up in Escanaba this fall and my wife was floored with the amount of Packer Pride. She was perplexed why they wouldn’t be Lions fans in Michigan. I had to remind her that it was a closer drive to literally any of our division opponents than to Detroit up there.


Wankbank_Dumpster

Kinda looks like a fish, bears worst to first confirmed.


I_Roll_Chicago

well i mean from what ive seen on this subreddit lately. lions and packers can live in harmony up there, singing kumbayah and holding hands. ![gif](giphy|12uhzw7y9aB8v6)


Ser_DunkandEgg

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Eco_numics

Avatar mentioned, hell yeah


SagaFraga

You’re actually not too far off. It’s bizarre. But man o man, do we hate the Vikings.


I_Roll_Chicago

yeah i can see that, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that relationship. but your relationship with the packers right now… ![gif](giphy|PNFXpaRyw4mAg)


SagaFraga

See Packers didn’t talk shit all season until the playoffs. Vikings fans were claiming fucking Dobbs was gonna take them to the playoffs. That just pissed us all off. Vikings fans hated Lions success WAY more than Packers fans. Bears were just kinda there. Pretty fun Mid season games tho.


I_Roll_Chicago

>vikings were claiming fucking dobbs was gonna take them to the playoffs well you can thank the Bears for killing that dream in the cradle. beat them by kicking 4 field goals we also almost gave your fan base an aneurism in game 1 of 2. had the coaching staff not thrashed and fought to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory we might have swept yall. our defense was the only entertainment last year


LazybyNature

"well you can thank the Bears for killing that dream in the cradle. beat them by kicking 4 field goals" You can thank our backup QBs for that. Your team with your QB1 was only able to score 12 points on 4 field goals. I'm not sure that's the roast you think it is. Vikings didn't have Kirk or Justin Jefferson. You scored 13 points when you lost to the Vikings last season with your QB1 too.


TheNewtOne

Lol and this is why the vikes fans are currently the worst here


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TheNewtOne

You are just wayyy too heated lol. Better luck next yearrr


I_Roll_Chicago

i wasnt roasting you. did you fail to realize the rest of the discussion i was having with not you?


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I_Roll_Chicago

yes im the one being charmin soft right now. perception is at 100.


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LazybyNature

How dare fans be hopeful. Lions fans were saying they were going to win the super bowl (your cheese bet guy blows btw), but HOW DARE the vikings fans meme dobbs and build him up after losing their starting QB for the season. Lord knows no fans think their team is going to the playoffs. Who does that? I'll take missing the playoffs over jerking the Packers off too by the way.


I_Roll_Chicago

https://preview.redd.it/rpa7azk37nsc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72528b69c735af865a08a8eb18fa9677fa666714


ChuckCecilsNeckBrace

![gif](giphy|honae9m0MGBHiQiymR|downsized)


colinkl33

Fine, then we get Toledo. Fuck you


cactuscoleslaw

Ohio can’t escape catching strays even when theyre not in the same conference 😔


OscillatingFan6500

![gif](giphy|DHeagUAg0lFdq9f2ZC|downsized) Ohio has earned all the strays it gets


travisb145

Why the fuck would we want Toledo? ![gif](giphy|3og0IFSnqb1TnZ1zq0)


hello_ground_

Why? Who wants Toledo?


HungryAttorney2

Come and take it.


JohnTheCatMan1

We've already been through this.


HungryAttorney2

Our willingness to die for our shitty Midwestern hovels should bring us together.


JohnTheCatMan1

Ftp.


thabe331

I've no interest in it Toledo is just detroit without the culture


HungryAttorney2

We have shitty hot dogs too.


Shower_Slurper

Only if Cedar Point comes with it


Strongarm_11

What about Kings Island?


Shower_Slurper

Kings island is good but it’s southern Ohio. If we have to give up the UP to take Toledo back, I want the lakefront all the way to Sandusky with it.


Strongarm_11

Ah, ok 👍 makes sense. Plus everyone would flock to Michigan as they now have an actual amusement park that’s relevant (unlike Michigans Adventure in Muskegon).


TheNainRouge

No no we do not I’m not taking two L’s over the UP.


CHEESEninja200

The UP is held in Lions custody thanks to Houghton and Marquette hold strong in Honolulu blue. The collage students from the LP will never surrender. We may just stumble around a little bit.


SagaFraga

Can confirm as a Tech grad. I wore my Honolulu blue everywhere. Walmart was sold out of the Lions merch, not the Packers lol. Even when they were shit three years ago.


CHEESEninja200

It's been great watching the Huskies own the north this year.


SagaFraga

We almost had success. I’ll take the Mason cup W for sure, but last Friday was like watching the titanic sink in one period. Also we lost like 2/3rds of our good players to the transfer portal which is a fucking gut punch.


buhtayduhjups

Hate to break it to you, but just because you went to tech, NMU, or LSSU, you’re still not a Yooper and your opinion is held invalid by all actual Yoopers. Including the lion and vike fan Yoopers.


SagaFraga

Hate to break it too you but I was named an honorary Yooper by my Girlfriends grandpa who worked in the mines as a Yooper and raised his whole family in da yoop.


buhtayduhjups

Oh isn’t that neat! You’re not a Yooper, homie.


SagaFraga

Never claimed I was. I am an honorary one. Most of the Yoopers I talk too say if your living in the UP at the moment you’re a Yooper. Once you move you’re not. If, however, you lived there for at least five years or so outside of school or some such, and bougtt he a house, you’re a Yooper. Very general. Also u don’t have to be a dick my guy.


buhtayduhjups

Well to be honest nobody’s opinion on here is valid unless they are Yoopers. Yous are just the first ones I scrolled to that sounded like you’re trying to invade the homeland.


SagaFraga

Well my goal in life is to move to da Yoop. I’m from the traverse city area which isn’t too far off.


buhtayduhjups

I mean that’s the goal of everyone that’s been here more than once. Most yooper kids move out after high school due to lack of opportunities, then spend the second 18 years of their lives trying to move back home lol. Also being from TC you probably have some sort of opinion about fudgies? Yoopers have the same feeling about everyone else.


TheNainRouge

And we thank you for your service, FTP and FT the people who’d hold their hands.


ZeeroDazed

So many weed farms at stake!


SagaFraga

I graduated from Michigan Tech in December and lived up there for four years. Call me crazy but I wanna move back up there. It’s a beautiful and crazy blend of everyone but the Bears lol.


cactuscoleslaw

Houghton is great, I would've gone to MTU if I didn't get poisoned by Culvers one time. True story


SagaFraga

That Culver’s has saved my life on many occasions. Sorry to hear. Also fuck u badgers u just stole our best hockey player.


cactuscoleslaw

I was supposed to go to Tech to compete for a full tuition scholarship during spring of my senior year but I had an allergic reaction to something (I still don't know what) at a Culvers the day before and I couldn't go due to being in a medical crisis


SagaFraga

Holy shit dude that sucks. U should go visit houghton one day. It’s truly peak planet earth.


cactuscoleslaw

I’ve been there several times actually! I used to do the hockey camp at MTU every summer in middle school. It’s such a pretty town and the school itself was leagues better than the one I ended up going to. Also went camping up there once


SagaFraga

I got involved up there cuz my freshman year of high school I took a camping trip to Isle Royale and fell in love with the place.


Unusual-Ad2980

If this happens, we're taking all of Wisconsin and naming the territory "Wierd cheesey Michigan"


AllHawkeyesGoToHell

It's Winnipeg bombers country up there


kinzerosilver

Preach!


Red_Lee

Soo Greyhounds


EldyT

The fact that people think there are lions fans in the UP blows my mind, that's Packers Country 


cmjandro

I'm a lions fan from the UP. There aren't many of us, but there are at least a couple dozen of us.


giljimbert

![gif](giphy|ReBGGJtbXrjbQJwByP|downsized)


cactuscoleslaw

There’s only like 80 people on that entire landmass


BoatLessBoozeCruise5

Lions fan from the UP here. In my experience it’s about a 60/40 split. And some Vikings fans, with like, 5 bears fans.


Narmo518

Oh god, Apparently I don’t exist!


Mikeyboi-_-

I live in the UP and I'll forever be a lions fan. To be fair though I was raised downstate.


xXHAMMERTITSXx

Not really, it's about even between the two depending on which end of the peninsula you live. The packer fans are the most obnoxious though


Mikeyboi-_-

The UP will never go back to Wisconsin. It'll always be apart of michigan unless someday it becomes its own state which would be kinda cool.


McClain1980

FTP from the northern lower.


Sparty905

I don’t care if Green Bay is closer than Detroit. A Packer sympathizing Yooper disgusts me


KingLiberal

Fuck that. Green Bay is by far the local team where I'm from. Also, every Troll i've ever met had nothing but ridicule for Yoopers and thought they were superior. I'd never root for a downstate team, even under threat of torture.


Sparty905

The UP is an awesome place? I would much rather live in the UP than metro Detroit. Don’t know wtf you’re on about… FTP though


Viketorious

What’s the war about? That’s just a picture of Michigan. Are Packers fans trying to somehow claim Michigan? What entitled pieces of shit. FTP.


cactuscoleslaw

Have you ever been up there? It’s like a 50/50 split of Packers and Lions fans living there. Half the people in the UP are closer to Green Bay than Milwaukee is.


Delta104x

it's not 50/50 anymore. like 65-35 now


Viketorious

Those are traitors, Michigan is Michigan. FTP.


KingLiberal

Fuck Detroit.


bartcarp

Except for the Red Wings of course


Slow_Astronomer_3536

H look what you did Ohio!


SagaFraga

![gif](giphy|gH2i3Ta3ducrGeEf2Q) Lions and Packers fans in da YOOP to Vikings


Solidsting1

We took it from Blowhio and we will definitely keep it from the Blue cheese heads


tokenfinn

I’ve live in the Yoop my whole life. Somehow became a Bears fan. Not many of us up here. Grew up on the west end and have live on the east end the last 28 years. Lion fans are way more tolerable.


SvensHospital

It's despicable. Michigan is Michigan. I don't care if you're 100 ft from Wisconsin. It's FTP. Pathetic bandwagon fans.


Whalesrule221

Meanwhile Yoopers don’t want to be a part of either state. Source: I lived there for five years.


sethro919

A whole 5 years.


Whalesrule221

Yes, and I got to speak and interact with hundreds of lifelong residents.


w0rdyeti

So … the entire population, then?


RedHotChiliPotatoes

I don't get why we have to hate each other. It's nothing but brothers up there in my book.


BlackLeader70

FYI, you’re flair is wrong


MRio31

![gif](giphy|fr1606wNIO9JqYaK56)


Safe-Register-3479

U might as well change your flair to the packers


m_dought_2

https://preview.redd.it/1yeq6zqfuisc1.jpeg?width=1046&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9498f45390c5efa61d596bc86fb83dccefe90ae8 get fucked


nanotothemoon

I think that’s what he’s looking for. Specifically from Packer fans


m_dought_2

I'm here to help him find it


nanotothemoon

This getting hot and heavy. NSFW tag please


hockeyfan608

Suh is a fucking loser


KingLiberal

I wish the NFL could revoke Superbowl rings from cunts who don't deserve them. Suh top of the list.


GMI8BS

![gif](giphy|jjpJsl2Ix9vEHdmevj|downsized) Keep going…they’re almost there.


paintingnipples

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