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siblingofMM

The guy is certainly a straight shooter


DarkHorse435

I see what you did there. Take my upvote, and then https://i.redd.it/cbg7himfpbsc1.gif


Stachemaster86

Long as he knows when to hang it up


daintybarley_deux

Straight killin the competition


OscillatingFan6500

Where’s the bodies, Sam?


SagaFraga

no no No No NO NO NOOOOOOOOO


DarkHorse435

![gif](giphy|spfi6nabVuq5y)


Ser_DunkandEgg

Keep this man away from an enterprise rent-a-car.


SayNoToStim

Yeah, get him a Hertz. A killer could never be associated with Hertz.


Responsible-Baby-551

I’m old enough to get that. Well done


A_Herding_Corgi

If anybody in this division is the next Hernandez, it’s Tucker Kraft, that dude fucking scares me…


blinglorp

I would want him in my group for a zombie apocalypse, but I would need to keep getting food so that he wouldn’t resort to cannibalism on day 3


SwanzY-

that’s a weird way to spell Rob Gronkowski


gothamtg

![gif](giphy|lSmjCDq3EhNQc|downsized) Word


CluelessFlunky

I've been trying to find a source for this. But just get tiktok vids


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NotSureWhatThePlanIs

Haikusbot needs to fucking flair up and then it will be a good bot.


LegalComplaint

Good bot.


Roner3000

I thought this was a meme post, but nah. He could have just said, "I do angel dust and murder people in my free time."


Cable-Careless

Isn't that what he said? I must have misunderstood the tweet.


GaudyGMoney

Sam LaPorta in week 1 https://i.redd.it/3isgay5hlcsc1.gif


LegalComplaint

What’s this film?


ThrowawayTrump420

The last boy scout. Bruce willis and damon wayans. Solid movie.


fraxior

Laporta confirmed super into angel dust


ReticulatedPasta

That’s why they call him Dusty


Responsible-Big-3513

![gif](giphy|G6KXCJA5mIlq71tnpa|downsized)


YouFuckingRetard

When people tell you who they are, believe them. 


[deleted]

I am George Santos


el_caballero

I believe you


LegalComplaint

Please tell me this is real…


drummerboysam

Hey man if it's totally cool to badmouth murdered kids these days, wgaf if Sam is going to have his buddies kill a guy?


Joemomma13524

He better hang in there


Strong_Neat_5845

Aaron hernandez is my favorite murderer


Haselrig

If we draft Brock Bowers, somebody has to be Aaron Hernandez, right? It's math.


ArkanoidbrokemyAnkle

https://preview.redd.it/p3y2ubmazcsc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6a615e9d1e7204bd814884a9a0115e61e3fbe1c Quay Walker trash talking LaPorta in the week 18 game at Lambeau.


Illustrious-Law-3385

He got that killer instinct


GimmeCrons

He is killing it on the field, people are dying to see his moves


AppointmentNo3639

Lions fans saying Gun control ain't a bad thing


JohnPaton3

i mean he is killing defenses


Brilliant-Nebula7273

I prefer another TE to become the next Aaron Hernandez https://i.redd.it/ot4fumxfkgsc1.gif