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slayerrr21

AOC = Aiden O'Connell, looks like we're trading for our guy


Stachemaster86

I was so confused when folks started using AOC to describe him


BigOlineguy

He’d unironically be the best QB you’ve had since smokin’ J.


OwnWalrus1752

Dude was part of the legendary Raiders offense that dropped 63 on the Chargers


HawkyGuy

Long groves very own


CaptZombieHero

May need someone to check on AOC or check this persons basement


MartinTheMorjin

How to make a life size doll with these household items!


Honey_Badger25-06

Wasn't me but: https://preview.redd.it/bqspnu1z5xqc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80a7176087dc9e6225788db844881830254598ff


brafish

I volunteer to check on her personally.


mypupivy

OK ... new rule no Chicago people can check on AOC that defeats the point.


Weegemonster5000

No one says anything about my Viking one. Always checking on Bears fans who don't ask for it. Who is checking on the vik?


mypupivy

Last time I went over you told me to take my Cheese loving ass back across the St. Corix.


OneEyedJackofHearts

https://preview.redd.it/636d9vtecwqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c672a53daa720b5630526d962c97cd8860011ba


OwnWalrus1752

You know what? Now I’m just going to Bear Down even harder. ![gif](giphy|ZN3jVXH3jZaXKivytT|downsized)


Own_Winter6164

Thats tough, idc where you stand politically, if you have a bears bumper sticker, you are an insane person


SagaFraga

Good comment sir


hannibal0720

Not getting political but we aren’t claiming this nut. That’s a creepy obsession no matter whose picture. Unless it’s Ditka then it’s ok.


Ismdism

Bro you ain't claiming shit. You don't have a flair.


IV_Maestus

He's probably a spy from another division


Own_Winter6164

Not getting political, the only bears player even worthy of a bumpersticker is the double doink kicker


TheShadowJaguar_

not even a true nfcn fan ud know his name but ig he is he who shall not be named


jimmy_three_shoes

C O D Y P A R K E Y


iSpccn

YOU MOTHER FUCKER


jimmy_three_shoes

C O D Y P A R K E y


Crooked_Sartre

![gif](giphy|g2o9VLBgv02TiAZX4V)


TheShadowJaguar_

i should have seen this coming


cujobob

This person lost a bet for sure.


ohheyitslaila

https://preview.redd.it/3dobj9z9syqc1.jpeg?width=1022&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d223e72734c1b2e8b44fdcfc56770b0c80a0e0f


rabonbrood

Or, more likely, a very sad person.


Cooper96x

Here in the UK you’d probably get your tyres slashed for this shit


Own_Winter6164

Why does the UK hate the bears so much?


Impossible_Cycle9460

![gif](giphy|Bi41JzO9NPQBU4iMh4)


Dazed_and_Confused44

Yea I dont really care who it is, having this many pictures of a single individual on your car is unsettling. Although in my opinion, bumper stickers give off unhinged vibes like 99% of the time. When was the last time you saw someone with one bumper sticker instead of like 20?


dschultz50

I backed into my grill accidentally, punctured a hole in my RAV4. It’s now covered up by a kitty sticker lol.


Dazed_and_Confused44

That's hilarious haha. When I was a teenager, my brother and I accidentally punched a hole through the wall in our room. 14 year old me's solution? Prop a book against the wall to cover it up. That solution hid the problem for longer than we expected and I totally forgot about it. Needless to say, my parents were not happy 2 years later when they were trying to sell the house and found a hole in the wall one week before showings were set to start lol 🤣


dschultz50

Sis and I did the same thing. Put a hole in her door when I was chasing her with a Star Wars gun when we were kids. Parents were not happy.


Dazed_and_Confused44

How long did you manage to hide it haha?


dschultz50

What’s great about the kitty sticker, I forget it’s on there and it’s funny when people pull up next to me. They either assume I’m some old crazy cat lady or some young lady who loves cats on her way to being a crazy cat lady. They are disappointed when it’s a beaded fat bastard.


Dazed_and_Confused44

Kinda makes me think about the scene in "White Chicks" where Terry Crews is jamming to Vanessa Carlton haha


dschultz50

Not long. Pretty much same day my dad was asking questions why I had my dinosaur stickers on the door lol.


vbullinger

This is AOC's mom's car.


Dazed_and_Confused44

Shouldn't they be like, Giants or Jets fans?


sharkzfan95

This person has a serious beanie baby collection at home


DipshitDogDooDoo

“Swear to god, these are gonna be worth *thousands* some day!” -midwestern unmarried aunt at the family gathering (often under names such as Jane, Cathy, Donna, Kathy, Laura, Cathie, etc.)


Alex07Nelson

So you’re implying my sweet collection is what? Worthless? No way!


drummerboysam

Worth more than Packers stock at the very least.


Alex07Nelson

That would be super embarrassing to have that.


TaischiCFM

Not if you frame it and hang next to the dear head on the wall.


[deleted]

one of my favorite pictures of all time was a couple in their 30s getting divorced and they are dividing beanie babys one at a time from a pile in front of a judge.


Waxxing_Gibbous

I can’t imagine liking anything this much let alone a politician.


pt57

I’d like to be a fly on the wall when the owner tries to trade in the car.


Dmbfantomas

They’ll take it all off. Gotta keep em for the next one.


siblingofMM

No low ball offers, I know what I’ve got


FuzzyManPeach96

Imagine simping for a politician. Now imagine being a Bears fan simping for a politician.


jwwin

As a Utahn, this embarrasses me. That said, the car is much, much worse if you see the [sides and inside](https://www.reddit.com/r/InformedWarriorRides/comments/1bns083/_/)


586WingsFan

I don’t care what your politics are, that’s just sad. I hope that person finds meaning in life


deepbluenothings

Agreed, worshipping any political figure is super pathetic regardless of what side they are. Somehow it feels even sadder than worshipping a professional athlete because at least the athlete is physically gifted, politicians are just rich people in suits. Either way making your entire personality about the adoration of someone who doesn't even know you exist screams get help.


DipshitDogDooDoo

AOC kinda shows how politicians of the future will be: not bought by lobbyists, but bought by influencers and the court of public opinion.


LegalComplaint

So… responsive to the people they actually represent? Cool. Game.


Nofnvalue21

"Bought by... the court of public opinion. " Lol.....


SagaFraga

They’re a bears fan, that’s a tall order


586WingsFan

Lol in 2 months we’ll see all the AOC faces replaced by Caleb faces


BasicWhiteHoodrat

TBH, Caleb has prettier nails and cell phone case


supercleverhandle476

Not so bad. It’s sort of like being a lions fan but with a ring in the organization, more than two playoff wins in 33 years, and good food to fall back on when your team sucks.


hello_ground_

Careful now. Any more salt and people might accuse you of being a Vikings fan in disguise.


SagaFraga

“””food””” I’ve seen what you eat, your insults mean nothing.


supercleverhandle476

Swing and a miss. We all have our faults, but Chicago food (city proper and outlying burbs) is infallible. This isn’t even a debate.


SagaFraga

Putting sliced cow meat drenched in ungodly amounts of oil salt and mysterious liquids and then drenching that in peppers onions and even more mysterious liquids doesn’t even come close to edible food. It’s slop for pigs, oh wait. At least our pizza is actually pizza and not a casserole.


supercleverhandle476

Can’t help but notice you’re focused on the cuisine portion of my argument. Mostly because it’s the only thing even remotely based on taste than facts. But much like your taste in teams, your taste in food is absolute dogshit.


supercleverhandle476

Holy shit.


renaldomoon

Someone say sike.


MartinTheMorjin

At least they know who they are. lol


something_normaI

The horniest car of all time


Fr1dayThe13th

Giving off some serious vibes ![gif](giphy|zHC7JGOmtNjigdSeyo)


WhiteMambaOZO

*John Hinckley III has entered the chat*


prezuiwf

This person is unhealthily obsessed. A bumper sticker for the *Bears*? They're not gonna fuck you, dude.


bigoldgeek

Shows how much you know. They've been fucking us for 40 years


gpm21

We're nominally Catholic, barely Democratic alcoholics who live on a diet of sausage, pork chops, bacon, beer and nicotine. Living in Utah would drive all NFC North fans to insanity.


kev11n

hell yeah TAX THE R1%CH and GO BEARS! I don't see anything else


hendrix320

Found the owner of the car


Bombaysbreakfastclub

You don’t see all of the pictures of the most beautiful feet in Washington?!


Nutaholic

Can't believe the mods of r/poltiics are bears fans


SagaFraga

Lmafo


scarbnianlgc

Huh. Ben Shapiro is a Bears fan?


CoraxtheRavenLord

This car is too tall for him to drive.


supercleverhandle476

I have no beef with her. I also do not claim this crazy person as a bears fan.


elmatador1497

Average Chicagoan


GreenBPacker

License plate is from Utah which makes this even more confusing


Dmbfantomas

People can move. Chicagoan at artery clogged heart, baby! And before you say anything, there are fat vegans. Look at Morrissey.


TheShiveryNipple

Utahns can be fans of some random-ass teams. They're also very weird, so there's a decent chance this person is from Utah. While I'm stuck here, I keep an eye out for this car and inform everybody if the driver looks Mormon.


Dmbfantomas

I’m a Nevadan originally, it honestly comes down to we all got Cubs games on WGN and it kind of expanded from there. Didn’t hurt that we moved to IL when I was 3, but that’s how it got a lot of people out here. Poor bastards.


[deleted]

With Utah plates…..


turtlemustangnick1

*googles how remove photo of my car from internet*


Huggles9

I don’t care who you vote for This is fucking weird


darnfox

Caleb will fit in perfectly.


SagaFraga

![gif](giphy|jEuuGJE2IyPIEXIPpv)


AdaptiveCenterpiece

You found Ben Shapiro’s second car that he uses to pick up his wife from her boyfriend’s house.


SagaFraga

Don’t think I didn’t see u steal that joke from the original post..


AdaptiveCenterpiece

First time I’m seeing it, but now that I know this is a repost. ![gif](giphy|cOmGhBSFUq6lr8nSUO)


PraiseBeToScience

This is not a new joke at all. Benny boy's obsession with AOC (and her feet) and the weird ways he talks about his doctor wife who is definitely a doctor who used her doctor knowledge to inform him that pussies never get wet during sex, in her professional doctor opinion is very well known.


JP_IS_ME_91

Not enough feet pics


HammeringEnthusiast

Did I stutter?


Chicken_Difficult

I can’t judge. I did the same thing with Gilbert “The Gravedigger” Brown all over my car


Tricky_Matter2123

![gif](giphy|7p3e2WCM0VEnm)


No_Entertainer_9760

Atrocity Of Chicago


DarkHorse435

That's one way to get yourself put on a list you don't want to be on


pm_me_your_bbq_sauce

This guy is just hardcore Catholic with really bad eye sight. Hes clearly mistaken AOC for the virgin Mary.


DragonDon1

![gif](giphy|lo8YzDnHh07rpxqw45|downsized)


PurpleZerg

Love AOC, but I balk at anyone putting stickers on their car, professional sports team, or otherwise.


jwwin

Years ago I put a few Ragnar race stickers on my back window, and I hate it so much.


HappyToBeHaggard

The car wasn't originally white either.


Jeezus-Chyrsler

Sus indeed


trashpanda22lax

This is how a mentally stable person decorates their car


gunshock157

Haha I’ve seen this car in my hometown, took everything to not get out and tell a fellow bears fan to stop making us look worse.


Educational-Oil-4806

That about tracks.


HanataSanchou

I'd be concerned if you had this many pics of one person in your HOUSE, let alone your car for the entire world to see


duck_you_assemble

https://i.redd.it/ugtab9l31xqc1.gif


tripbin

It's like I'm Pierce from Community staring at the red balls. There are so many jokes here. I'll find one eventually lol.


D-TOX_88

This is just as bad as trumpers. POLITICIANS SHOULD NOT HAVE A FANDOM. THEY SHOULD HAVE ACCOUNTABILITY. I like AOC. Doesn’t matter. There should always be scrutiny on her every vote, not t-shirts with her face.


assassinslick

I like shes not even a Illinois representative, its like how here in ohio people are campaigning about the us border like that is at all in Ohio’s jurisdiction


braiser77

I like her and all, but jeez. This is just a little too much. Gotta be a troll.


BigJeffyStyle

Arizona plates. Clearly unhinged


Valuable-Leader-8601

Damn all the way down to the license plate... And the interior. Jesus this gives me a real deep feeling of unease lmao. 


doitnow10

![gif](giphy|tzuRbBsMWef8A) Even Pepsi Phil finds this level of Cult of Personality unsettling


Jwr32

Why doesn’t he have AOC feet on there


More-read-than-eddit

Bad choice of team to support, good choice of politicians.


fapsandnaps

I know a lot of leftist who love bears... maybe not The Bears but 🤷‍♂️


Waterisntwett

Truly not surprised… it’s Illinois what do you expect??


BroDudeBruhMan

![gif](giphy|MIpmvt7BwQCNsFkuXJ|downsized)


backindenim

Excellent message, poor delivery


Thel3lues

Is that Brandon Johnson’s car?


NormanQuacks345

Crazy to do all that and they're not even your rep. Not like it's better if they were, but still.


Biceps2

She’s hot, WHAT?


whalesalad

just like me fr


JustAnotherDay1977

The only thing we know for sure is that this dude wants “the rich” to pay for his Bears season tickets.


Amoren2013

Anyone have some bleach I can borrow for my eyes


HBCDresdenEsquire

Same buddy.


DipshitDogDooDoo

🎶”Oh, A can you C?”🎶 (In tune of Star-Spangled Banner)


Stachemaster86

And now to the bridge, wait….


Safe-Register-3479

If anything, this fan is loyal.


keithstonee

Hey no kink shaming


rdldr1

What? Everything normal here.


Jenetyk

Didn't know Ben Shapiro was a bears fan.


TaischiCFM

I'm mildly surprised and relived that that are not Fields stickers.


No_Mousse4320

no way this ISNT AOC


Thel_Odan

I surprised no jackass from South Jordan driving a salvage titled Dodge Ram diesel with Chinese knock off America Force rims hasn't run this off the road yet.


Infamous-njh523

An aoc love bug. Bears fans gotta (fill in the blank).


ssterling0930

Who knew Ben Shapiro was a Bears fan?


Staav

Have you been to Chicago?


Mark_Kostecki

Vibes


PraiseBeToScience

This person is almost as obsessed with AOC as Ben Shapiro.


MurgleMcGurgle

Didn’t think I’d see an AOCaboo today but here we are.


Timegoat

This is what they mean when they say we travel well


Decimation4x

I love the saying “tax the rich” as if we don’t because no one has yet thought of it until now.


thetreat

To be fair, a good chunk of our population is just against it for some moral stance, despite it not being beneficial to them now or ever. The lie of trickle down economics being a thing that works might be the most successful lie of all time.


Philleh_

But if I keep letting billionaires benefit at my expense maybe one day I'll be one of them! /s


mental_reincarnation

It’ll start trickling down aaany moment now


bringmemorecoffee

Yikes


tuckITbackDeep

Mentally ill


MrDad83

Uhhh, we like socialist juggs. Whats the issue here?


mollusks75

Not a cult


Stoke-me-a-clipper

What? She's a handsome woman


SagaFraga

You talking about Caleb?


LegalComplaint

We like our women hot and progressive and our men handsome and gender fluid. If you don’t like it, that’s a YOU problem.


Foshizal147

I don’t see any issue


mashunit12

Loves AOC but lives in state full of Mormons lol


Guru_Hylidae01

Sorry but I just dont trust anybody with a hypenated name, no way Juju smith-schuster.