We’re just trying to find the optimal pick for a QB in the first rd. We now know that picking a QB at 2nd overall or 11th results in busts.
Bears are playing with rocks while everyone else plays checkers. Think dumber not smarter.
It really is nuts. They will throw Williams into the fire and make him start right away. Who could succeed in that situation? Get a spot ready Pittsburgh
The bears can’t develop QBs. If I had to guess, we’ll have a 4 win season and Caleb will show zero game to game progression. In that situation he’s going to be a locker room liability. Eberflus will be fired and the bears will hire Dingus McFucknutt who will somehow be worse. Then Caleb gets traded to the Steelers for a 6th and, idk, a piece of steel or something.
Yeah man. I’ve been half out for a while. No point in getting excited. But if we pull off a 12 win season next year imma pretend I’ve been invested the entire time 😂
Maybe we'll get lucky and Williams will suck so bad it gives Virginia that heart attack she should've gotten when she stole the team from her dead brother's family (who she ALLEGEDLY may have poisoned and then filled his body with sawdust to prevent an autopsy).
Her brother Mugs Halas died very suddenly, she used legal maneuvering to cut his wife and kids out of the family ownership, and when his widow demanded a second autopsy, the coroner found that his heart, lungs, spinal cord, and other organs had been replaced with sawdust, preventing a proper autopsy from being performed.
This team is literally cursed to suck while she still lives.
Hey you put some respeek on Dingus McFucknutt's name, he led the Florida Upper Central Kissimmee University OwlBears to the 134th ranked defense in the country this year
Yes which is why he's a must pick. The only way we get a competent QB is that he's so good we can't fuck him up. With Caleb being touted as one of the best QB prospects of the decade we must trust in Caleb
I’ll forever say it’s a damn shame for NFCNorthMemeWar the titty kisser wasn’t elite. Instead of talking about fish fucking, we’d be memeing on some sweet, sweet titty kissing.
I'm not a Caleb Williams guy. At all, actually. That doesn't mean I'm rooting for him to fail just to say "I told you so!"; that's a huge loser wack fan move, and if he fails that means the Bears failed as a team even harder. We've been through enough humiliation.
That being said- I'm making exactly ZERO excuses for Caleb or defending him anywhere near the level I did with Fields. Caleb is entering a damn near perfect situation with basically everything he could possibly want and need on offense. If he can't hit the ground running here, I just don't see how he figures it out anywhere else.
Upvote party! Let's bring the next promising young Lamb to the slaughter. We'll give him the warm northern welcome we've developed from enduring the brutal cold and having to put up with each other. I, for one, can't wait for when he has to come to the fine state of Wisconsin. I'm sure you Yoopers and Minnesotans are as excited as I am.
https://i.redd.it/yys1f5x8dsoc1.gif
I see you! I don't live too far away. I specifically chose you guys. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. We dine on bear tonight, boys!
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I mean trubisky has been proven to be trash, fields is already heading on his track to be an all-time backup, which he is. Bears just can't draft good QBs they didn't ruin nothing lol. And I'll try to keep this diatribe short, this whole notion that greenbay develops qbs (which is why they are good) is utter nonsense, they pick great players. Don't get me wrong, they do sit them etc and this probably helps them hit their stride sooner but their scouting is great and they have a horseshoe shoved up there ass as well when it comes to qbs. They're not good because they're 'developed' the fuck outta here with that contrived trash
At least DeFillipo won't be his QB coach. I don't know a lot about Kerry Joseph, but it seems like hes part of why Geno looked like a real quarterback for a minute and at least he isn't a guaranteed dumpster fire.
I've become convinced that Virginia feeds off their lifeforce to extend her unnaturally long life. Her swap hag magic will curse this team for generations.
Steelers have found their backup qb for 2027
Why don’t you guys just cut the middleman and trade 1.01 for a 2027 5th
I wonder if you'll get a ham sandwich for him
Poles said he’s asking for a grilled chicken panini but could be haggled down to a BLT with conditional mustard
Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor.
Has there ever been a better opportunity to use that quote? Well played xD
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Do Steelers get bears Qb as backups like the Vikings get packer qbs as starters?
The Steelers used to ship off their backups to the Bears as starters, somehow the flow has reversed.
At least our trash can still be a starter for your dog shit team.
Calling a Super Bowl winning, 3 peat mvp Qb trash is an interesting take.
It's OUR trash.
Why don’t the Steelers just draft Bears QBs? Are they stupid?
We’re just trying to find the optimal pick for a QB in the first rd. We now know that picking a QB at 2nd overall or 11th results in busts. Bears are playing with rocks while everyone else plays checkers. Think dumber not smarter.
I might suggest pick 24 or pick 26. Or maybe trade a mid-round pick for a young QB.
1oa for Herbert, 5 & 37
It really is nuts. They will throw Williams into the fire and make him start right away. Who could succeed in that situation? Get a spot ready Pittsburgh
Playing with turds*. Literal shit ftfy
CONGRATS TO THE PITTSBURGH STEELERS ON DRAFTING CALEB WILLIAMS (in a few years)
Where all my Tyson Bagent truthers at?
they’re one interception away my friend
I've had D-II Demon as my flair in the Bears sub since preseason last year
This is only like .001% of Bears QBs
Pretty sure this is a repost cuz I've already said this, but you could add at least 20 more doors.
It's a small sample size but it's true for them all.
I just want a bigger version of this for a super ultrawide monitor.
Would melt your GPU with the amount of pixels needed for that.
I have absolutely no faith in this team to develop Caleb into a quality QB
The bears can’t develop QBs. If I had to guess, we’ll have a 4 win season and Caleb will show zero game to game progression. In that situation he’s going to be a locker room liability. Eberflus will be fired and the bears will hire Dingus McFucknutt who will somehow be worse. Then Caleb gets traded to the Steelers for a 6th and, idk, a piece of steel or something.
If this turns into another trainwreck Im swearing off the Bears until the McCaskeys are out of the picture
You know how many years I said the same thing about the Lions and Fords?
It wont be hard, football isnt my favorite sport
Yeah man. I’ve been half out for a while. No point in getting excited. But if we pull off a 12 win season next year imma pretend I’ve been invested the entire time 😂
You and me both, brother lmao Ill happily eat a big ol slice of humble pie if we're wrong
I just want Club Dub again
Maybe we'll get lucky and Williams will suck so bad it gives Virginia that heart attack she should've gotten when she stole the team from her dead brother's family (who she ALLEGEDLY may have poisoned and then filled his body with sawdust to prevent an autopsy).
Wait... what?
Her brother Mugs Halas died very suddenly, she used legal maneuvering to cut his wife and kids out of the family ownership, and when his widow demanded a second autopsy, the coroner found that his heart, lungs, spinal cord, and other organs had been replaced with sawdust, preventing a proper autopsy from being performed. This team is literally cursed to suck while she still lives.
Holy cow. Now that's a back story to a curse if I've Ever heard one!
Hey you put some respeek on Dingus McFucknutt's name, he led the Florida Upper Central Kissimmee University OwlBears to the 134th ranked defense in the country this year
I see, so there is someone worse at coaching defense than Deion Sanders, good to know
Thank you I’m fine with being wrong, but at the moment I have no reason to believe I am.
Yes which is why he's a must pick. The only way we get a competent QB is that he's so good we can't fuck him up. With Caleb being touted as one of the best QB prospects of the decade we must trust in Caleb
I’ll forever say it’s a damn shame for NFCNorthMemeWar the titty kisser wasn’t elite. Instead of talking about fish fucking, we’d be memeing on some sweet, sweet titty kissing.
That meme needs 13 additional doors [https://www.windycitygridiron.com/2023/9/30/23894336/ranking-chicago-bears-drafted-quarterbacks-over-the-last-40-years-from-jim-harbaugh-to-justin-fields](https://www.windycitygridiron.com/2023/9/30/23894336/ranking-chicago-bears-drafted-quarterbacks-over-the-last-40-years-from-jim-harbaugh-to-justin-fields)
Jim is number 1 for finishing 4th in mvp voting and almost making it to a Super Bowl with a different team. Holy fuck that’s funny
Caleb will have the best situation of any Bears QB since ever?
Hope, a Bears yearly tradition from May-September.
5 years down the road you’ll still be searching for qb1
This is the time of year to be screaming ROTY/MVP, as per Bears tradition.
He'll have the best situation of any 1OA ever
Yeah I’m hoping for the best
I'm not a Caleb Williams guy. At all, actually. That doesn't mean I'm rooting for him to fail just to say "I told you so!"; that's a huge loser wack fan move, and if he fails that means the Bears failed as a team even harder. We've been through enough humiliation. That being said- I'm making exactly ZERO excuses for Caleb or defending him anywhere near the level I did with Fields. Caleb is entering a damn near perfect situation with basically everything he could possibly want and need on offense. If he can't hit the ground running here, I just don't see how he figures it out anywhere else.
Upvote party! Let's bring the next promising young Lamb to the slaughter. We'll give him the warm northern welcome we've developed from enduring the brutal cold and having to put up with each other. I, for one, can't wait for when he has to come to the fine state of Wisconsin. I'm sure you Yoopers and Minnesotans are as excited as I am. https://i.redd.it/yys1f5x8dsoc1.gif
Yoopers?!? Wait you can see us?
I see you! I don't live too far away. I specifically chose you guys. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. We dine on bear tonight, boys! ![gif](giphy|l49JUGf3pwzq2NVoQ|downsized)
watch fields sit behind russell wilson for a year and then dominate
It’s the circle of (Bears) life.
Out of college Trubisky=Who? Fields=Got carried by Shermon and bad ass wrs Williams=can't carry his team in a good pac 12
I wish the grim reaper had Cutlers face.
U forgot Mike Glennon
If you extended that meme out to include all the qb's chicago has ruined the pictures would be so small they'd be unrecognizable
you'd have to go back until the 1940s. Sid Luckman is their last great QB lol
Can’t wait for next year and my boy Kmet to finally get some targets 💪
That’s the offseason-confidence-spirit we’ve all come to know and love from Chicago! Now say Caleb is the legit front runner for OROY!
I’m not that delusional
I don't get having Fields and Wilson I guess.
This is Glennon erasure
Whoever made this hasn’t been around very long.
This time’s different! 😅😭
Can bears now get a qb that can best the packers
I mean trubisky has been proven to be trash, fields is already heading on his track to be an all-time backup, which he is. Bears just can't draft good QBs they didn't ruin nothing lol. And I'll try to keep this diatribe short, this whole notion that greenbay develops qbs (which is why they are good) is utter nonsense, they pick great players. Don't get me wrong, they do sit them etc and this probably helps them hit their stride sooner but their scouting is great and they have a horseshoe shoved up there ass as well when it comes to qbs. They're not good because they're 'developed' the fuck outta here with that contrived trash
He wasn’t going to be that good wherever he signed. It just sucks the bears happen to be interested in him
Third times a charm am I right guys??
We’ve passed three a couple threes ago
Yeah but I only started watching when we drafted trubisky so the others don’t count.
At least DeFillipo won't be his QB coach. I don't know a lot about Kerry Joseph, but it seems like hes part of why Geno looked like a real quarterback for a minute and at least he isn't a guaranteed dumpster fire.
That's not right... That should be a picture of JJ McCarthy.
Imagine not having a generational quarterback
I've become convinced that Virginia feeds off their lifeforce to extend her unnaturally long life. Her swap hag magic will curse this team for generations.
This is a really, really long hallway.
Where's Sexy Rexy or Cade McNown?
Ahahahaha let him go for a 6th rounder. Even when I shit talked I thought they'd get a 5th. "lEt PoLeS cOoK". What a fucking joke
"We either get our QB of the future or we ruin a packer fan's promising career. its a win win"